"Look, that's the rat shit that spoiled the whole barrel of soup at Lingnan City Wuda!"
"Tsk tsk~ How dare you show up without wearing a mask?"
"Oh, but he's famous."
"This principal relies on his great debate ability and doesn't even know that his teachers are headhunters. Bah!"
"I heard that the Ministry of Education plans to conduct a comprehensive investigation of the qualifications of teachers and dig up five generations of teachers."
"I have to say that a teacher in my school has lost contact for unknown reasons. Do you think it is……"
"And this thing, that's really something."
"I hope I won't be put into the same team as Lingnan City Wuda. It's embarrassing."
……
The competition format of this national freshman exchange competition has been delegated to the teachers and students of each Wuda University.
Because there are too many teams.
It takes too long to compete round by round.
Therefore, the organizer adopts the method of mixed teams.
That is: every ten prefecture-level cities of Wuda randomly form a combat team.
The last team to come out will be the team, and then they will start to compete with each other to finally win the championship.
This depends very much on luck.
If you can form a team with Shenzhen, Guodu, Modu, western Sichuan, southwest and other cities, there is hope to directly reserve the top ten.
Shenzhen, Guodu and Modu are naturally needless to say, with developed economies, and they are very good at taking pills, commonly known as krypton gold warriors.
And western Sichuan, southwest and other places all have permanent cave entrances, and the people are tough and fierce.
Soon.
The national exchange competition officially opened.
According to the well-known process, the leaders began to enter.
Both the participating teams and the onlookers exclaimed:
"Yu Qi, the Governor of Liao Province, is here!"
"Hiss!! And the Minister of Education!"
"Senior military officials are here too."
"The director of the Armed Forces Control Bureau is here too?"
"Hey, hey? If he wants to invest, he should invest in Wushou Insurance Company. Why is he joining in the fun?"
"Nonsense. In martial arts competitions, swords and guns are brutal and have no mercy. If someone gets hurt, bruised, or even dies, shouldn’t the insurance company compensate them?"
"Damn, why didn't I see the supervisor of the crematorium? It's a one-stop service."
……
Then, after these big shots entered the venue, the host stood in front of the microphone and shouted at the people to maintain order:
"Please be quiet and don't make loud noises!"
"This is a martial arts exchange competition, not a celebrity concert!"
"Keeping quiet is the greatest respect for every warrior!"
"No one is allowed to disrupt the order of the competition, make loud noises without reason, or insult or humiliate the contestants!"
Principal Zhang rolled his eyes.
The last sentence should have been said earlier!
The originally noisy scene suddenly became quiet.
Everyone realized that this was not the usual concert, and the exchange competition was not a troupe.
Any martial artist is a privileged class in society.
It has set a precedent to allow them to enter the venue to watch the competition today. Except for the underground boxing market, this kind of formal large-scale martial arts competition was not allowed to be watched by ordinary people. After announcing the rules, the martial artist on the stage continued:"The first national exchange competition is officially opened!"
Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment. So fast?
The leader's speech is over?
Not playing by the rules, right?
"For the fairness of the competition, the students present will draw the combat teams."
The staff pushed a small cart with a box covered with black cloth on it.
There were small balls in the box with each of the names of the Wuhan University students written on them.
Every time 10 balls are drawn, a combat team will be formed.
The man looked around and pointed with his finger:"You, come up and draw lots."
Qi Chuanyu pointed at his nose in surprise:"Me?"
"Yes, it's you."
Principal Zhang's heart skipped a beat. Drawing lots was fine.
But he knew that the Zhatian Gang had prepared a few slogans to cheer for Shen Bei.
Don't shout them in this kind of situation.
Principal Zhang was about to step forward to remind Qi Chuanyu not to talk too much and just to draw lots.
But before he could squeeze through, Qi Chuanyu had already gone on stage.
And... Qi Chuanyu was not the only one on stage.
All the members of the Zhatian Gang went on stage!
"We are together." Qi Chuanyu said with a sincere smile.
The host didn't care:"Okay, the more people there are, the faster the draw will be. Let's start."
"We have a few slogans for you.……"Qi Chuanyu asked tentatively.
The host said,"Oh, a slogan of encouragement, right?
That's a good thing."
"Speak now."
After receiving the permission, the four members of the Sky-blasting Gang stood in a neat line.
With a clatter, they waved their flags and shouted in unison:
"Lingnan is not big, but it creates myths!"
"Lingnan Lingnan, winning the championship is not difficult!"
""Yeah!"
After shouting these three sentences, the whole audience was silent.
A crow was cawing in the sky.
The host's face turned red with embarrassment, and he wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
I asked you to encourage everyone, not yourself!
And, this is a rhyming sentence, who came up with it?
Goosebumps all over my body.
The teachers and students below were numb.
Their expressions were numb, their bones were itchy, and their scalps were bursting.
Although they were not the ones shouting, they were all embarrassed.
The onlookers made a sighing sound.
"Where the hell did this psychopath come from? I almost laughed to death."
"Lingnan Wuhan University becomes famous again!"
"It should be said that just based on the shamelessness of these four people, they will definitely be able to get along well in society."
"I burst into laughter. Isn’t the president of Lingnan City Wuhan University embarrassed?"
"Look for yourself, Principal Zhang is already squatting on the ground scratching his head"
……
Principal Zhang was indeed squatting on the ground, grabbing his hair hard.
In front of him, the shepherd embarrassed him. In the back, the Sky-blasting Gang embarrassed him.
He had never felt that being a principal was such a difficult job to handle.
Gu Xinrou and Jian Tong continued to cover their faces with their hands.
Gu Xinrou whispered,"You should play less with Shen Bei in the future. Look at them. They were all normal students, but now they are all funny!"
Jian Tong snorted,"I, I will pay attention."
At this time, the host, after experiencing the embarrassment of a few seconds of blankness in his brain, waved his hand quickly,"Draw lots quickly!""
"Oh, okay."
Qi Chuanyu and others began to touch the small balls in a hurry.
They put them into the small boxes of Combat Team No. 1, Combat Team No. 2, etc.
Soon, the drawing of lots was completed.
The Zhatian Gang politely bowed to the leaders and the teachers and students in the audience, and then stepped down.
Qi Chuanyu stretched out his fist, full of vigor and vitality:"Well done, guys!"
Liao Zhongyang scratched his head:"It's just that the reactions of other people are not normal."
Niu Ben laughed strangely:"They must be furious. Who has such an opportunity to promote their own school? Jealousy, absolute jealousy!"
Du Ziteng smacked his lips:"Anyway, it's all said and shouted, can time still flow back? Ignore, just ignore!"
How could the members of the Sky-blasting Gang not know that it was a bit embarrassing?
But the momentum and atmosphere must be created!
The reputation was already bad, and this was also the reluctance of Lingnan Wuda.
Shouting for momentum, leave it to the Sky-blasting Gang.
To achieve results, then it can only be left to Shen Bei.
This is called a two-pronged approach, shooting from both sides, and complementing each other.
In Qi Chuanyu's opinion, his mission has been completed.
The rest is left to Shen Bei.
"Principal?"
Qi Chuanyu and others returned to the team and looked at Principal Zhang squatting on the ground, puzzled.
Principal Zhang waved his hands:"My stomach hurts."
Du Ziteng:"I'm here."
Principal Zhang:...
Qi Chuanyu smacked his lips:"Stand up, what are you afraid of, you can't lose in momentum!"
The Zhatian Gang forced Principal Zhang to stand up:"Lift your hips and abdomen, straighten your back, very good."
Gu Xinrou couldn't stand it anymore, pressed her hands, glared at them:"Stop making trouble! Stand at the back!"
Everyone in the Zhatian Gang shrugged.
At this moment.
The host on the rostrum began to announce the list of combat team members:
"Team 1: Shanghai, Suzhou, Erbin, Huangshan, Zhoukou, Zhaoqing……"
"Team 2: Jiangmen, Guodu, Shanya, Dezhou, Huaibei, Wuhai, Wushi, Dongsheng……"
……
"Team 10: Wuwei, Wupanshui, Lingnan, Kaifeng, Pingdingshan, Datong……"
The list of more than 20 teams was announced in a grand manner.
Some students were very excited. It was because they had drawn a powerful city or provincial capital.
This meant that the probability of entering the top ten was greatly increased.
Some students were dejected.
Because... they had drawn Lingnan City Wuhan University!
Although it has a good reputation, it has both good and bad reputations.
But Lingnan City is not good at all!
Look at those four big idiots.
Team No. 10 is useless!
It's time to order food.
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