Hogwarts Blood Curse Martial Arts

Lord Voldemort is a name created by messing up the alphabetical order of his original name, which means "the master beyond death".

Chen Binqi's Lard Voidement is not English, but local wizards can see its meaning. Void means "empty, ineffective", dement means "making people crazy", and adding "or" at the end means dementor.

[Note: The traditional Chinese version therefore translates "dementor" as "demon". 】

Lard Voidement, like Voldemort, has no orthodox meaning, but with descriptions such as the Black Death rat and the incompetent lard, this meaningless near-sounding consonant has many ironic meanings, such as being as ineffective as lard. of dementors, hollow lard that rots and stinks like dementors, and so on.

Chen Bin also suggested in the interview that if someone is worried that mentioning Voldemort's reputation will stain their mouth, they can use this cleaner title, which is more clear than "Mysterious Man" and "The Man Who Must Not Be Named". Point out which piece of rat-shaped lard it is that is so arrogant that it stinks.

At the end of the article, Chen Bin also issued a declaration to challenge Voldemort:

"Voldemort, if you don't want to continue to be laughed at by the whole world as a scum that spreads the Black Death, then come to Hogwarts and have a one-on-one showdown with me in an upright manner. Considering that you may still be hiding in the stinky ditch licking the dirt I'll give you a week to come over and claim your wound, and you won't wait until the expiration date."

To be honest, Chen Bin thinks this kind of satire is very vulgar, but except for him, no one in this world dares to make provocations across Europe in newspapers.

He wasn't just trying to disgust Voldemort on a whim, he was disrupting Voldemort's strategy.

Yesterday, he indiscriminately killed wizards who were too late to absorb, most likely for the purpose of creating fear, which made various ministries of magic question Dumbledore's leadership, making his reputation even more invincible.

Therefore, he first reminded the Ministry of Magic of the fate of Europe without Old Deng, and then used public ridicule to extinguish the reputation of death created by Voldemort.

Finally, he pointed out his surname to challenge Voldemort, but he was too determined to come over.

Is this one-on-one fair?

Chen Bin will definitely not be able to defeat Voldemort, but Voldemort will definitely not be able to withstand Chen Bin's [Level 6S] love curse.

This is Chen Bin's conspiracy.

If Voldemort didn't come, it meant that she had learned from the man in white how powerful the spell was, and it also confirmed that the man in white's system panel had this prompt function.

On the contrary, if he really comes, then there is no need to say anything, just eliminate him in advance!

The biggest question now is, if Voldemort dares not come, how will the world view him?

Being ridiculed by the whole of Europe and not daring to challenge him, who else is worthy of being a Dark Lord?

Swear it back in the newspaper?

Chen Bin can carry forward the tradition of Hogwarts - no one is afraid of anyone in a quarrel, and no one is defeated in a fight.

He has no bottom line when it comes to arguing. He can make the wolf king quarrel and the huskies squirt at each other. Just thinking about this scene makes him a little excited!

In short, the passive party becomes Voldemort.

Next time she is brave enough to destroy the world alone, Chen Bin will dare to hold her and commit suicide together to see who escapes and who is the puppy!

When Chen Bin put down the newspaper, he realized that the entire auditorium had become audible. Not only were the students in the audience staring at Chen Bin with ghostly expressions, but the faculty and staff at the table also looked at him with an incomprehensible expression. Everyone looked at him - except for the three old people sitting in the center.

[●｀●]: “I know I’m handsome, so you don’t have to look at me like this, right?”

Chen Bin arrogantly scolded him, but the expected disdain did not come. Everyone continued to stare at him in disbelief.

Of course, there are always some exceptions in the world. For example, a French exchange student and a Chinese male exchange student stared at Chen Bin with gloating eyes, as if they wished he would be tortured to death by Voldemort soon.

"This article is too powerful." Katerina said in a low voice.

When Chen Bin nodded, a figure suddenly walked behind him.

"Aaron Naama, come here with me." Snape stared at Chen Bin with a worried face and gestured for him to go to the door behind the staff table.

Thinking of Snape's special care, Chen Bin's hair immediately stood up.

Just when he was about to refuse, Sirius came around from the other side and said anxiously: "Are you willing to die? Come with me first."

He took Chen Bin's arm and dragged it towards the room.

"Fortunately, Lupine stayed with Tonks during the holiday..." Just as Chen Bin thought of Luping, Lupine and Yisha rushed over from the auditorium door at the same time.

"Aaron, are you crazy?"

"Binbin rebelled?"

Behind them were three sneaky figures, and you didn't need to look closely to figure out they were Harry, Hermione and Ron.

Not long after Chen Bin was pushed into the room behind the staff bench, Dumbledore quickly opened the door and came in. Behind him were McGonagall, the Weasleys, Bill, Percy and Moody.

Seeing such a lineup, Chen Bin realized at this moment that so many people cared about him, and basically all the elders and friends Harry was familiar with were also present.

Of course, the Weasley twins didn't come. In their original destiny, these two guys still printed "U-No-Poo" (you don't have a poop) on the product packaging to mock "You know who" (mysterious man).

"Everyone is here, no need to say it twice." Chen Bin and Dumbledore looked at each other, and then told the whole story. Anyway, the ancient love curse was 90% no longer a secret in Voldemort's eyes.

Do we still need to keep a weapon a secret from our own people when even our enemies know about it?

All you need to do is make an unbroken oath and promise not to leak it to others. Anyway, the people of the Order of the Phoenix have already been engraved with the "occlusion blood curse".

After learning that Chen Bin was invincible, everyone's concern immediately disappeared and everyone went back to their homes to find their mothers.

ヽ(｀⌒): "Isabel, they don't know, don't you know?"

Yisha took the opportunity to slip away, but was pulled back to the room by Chen Bin.

(〃'▽'〃): "Baby, mommy is too concerned about your safety. Do you know that when I saw you provoking that person in the newspaper, I was immediately confused, troubled, anxious, and my heartbeat was racing. , Heart to heart, heart..."

(￣へ￣): "Just say that you have forgotten it a long time ago. It is strange that you can think of a love spell with the speed of your brain."

"Kate, my son is not cute at all!" Isha swooped up and hugged Katerina into his arms. He rubbed his face against hers and pretended to cry: "Oh~ why do you fall in love with such a dead child? ? Why? With your conditions, you deserve to find someone better, so why would you want to find this bad old man with a vicious tongue, a mean mouth, no respect for your parents, and a very bad heart as your boyfriend? "

Kate: "Σ(☉▽☉)a!!?"

In the end, Isabel was driven away by Chen Bin.

After breakfast, Chen Bin was once again dragged to the activity room by Kate to practice sparring. This time, the two of them had already learned the lesson and stayed with their armors for a long time. Even their helmets and various auxiliary items and weapons were placed in the inner pocket of the breastplate. inside.

After practicing all morning, there was no news of Voldemort massacring the magical community again, but an unexpected guest came - Minister Fudge.

The Minister, whom I haven't seen for a long time, has become much more prosperous. During this period, he eats better, sleeps more soundly, and his waistline has also increased.

After joining Dumbledore, this guy doesn't have to deal with the pressure of Fordemort causing trouble in Europe, and he's not afraid of anyone kicking him out of the minister's position. The Finance Secretary's allocations to various departments are also very smooth. It's natural for a pig to have no worries. You will gain weight!

Chen Bin met him in the academic director's office. He was not polite to Chen Bin and directly threw a document to Chen Bin.

This guy knows that Chen Bin and Dumbledore really have no intention of fighting for power, and they usually don't have any airs, so they are getting bolder again.

However, Chen Bin never thought that he was a big shot, otherwise he would not be dragged into meetings every day by Dumbledore.

Therefore, he took out the document and read it carefully for a long time. After closing the document, he smiled slightly and said, "I refuse."

"Wha...what?" Fudge immediately choked on his black tea after hearing this.

Chen Bin did it on purpose, waiting for him to drink tea before giving a reply.

"Why should I accept it when they vote for me to be president?"

Fudge was stunned when asked, and asked in confusion: "Who would choose to refuse in the face of power?"

Chen Bin smiled and continued to use Li Ning's backpack as a human power bank without saying anything.

Then, with his free left hand, he pointed at Fudge, then at himself, and finally in the direction of the principal's tower.

Fudge understood instantly. "I know that you and Dumbledore don't like my position either. Alas, I wanted to hold the position of chairman but no one elected me. You didn't want to take the position but you were almost unanimously nominated."

"Asia and Feila only care about China's face, otherwise do you think that the European magic community's unanimous vote for me can affect the outcome?" Chen Bin rolled his eyes at Fudge, who was choked speechless by Chen Bin again.

"Reply to them that I refuse to take over this nanny position. Whoever wants to take it can take it." Chen Bin waved to him, walked out of the office he never used, and returned to the activity room to continue the endless sparring.