Hogwarts Crawler

Let alone the minor issue of Draco, who had already changed his teeth, being deprived of the right to eat popcorn for no reason, the movie was still going on.

"Oh, I have to say that Professor Lockhart's influence is really not small..."

"Yeah, the movie is still playing, and there is a long queue in front of the snack vendors."

Harry and Ron, who came back from buying Coke, walked to their seats while complaining. Before they sat down, they heard the background music of the movie getting excited.

The two looked up and saw the scene of them driving a flying car into the air.

Harry: "..."

Ron: "..."

"How about we go out and get some fresh air?"

Ron turned his head and looked at Harry and blinked.

"... Forget it, whatever."

Harry sighed and decided to give up struggling:

"Watch the movie well. If the Ministry of Magic really wants to catch us, we can't run away. Anyway, this is indeed what we did."

"... You are right."

Ron also sighed.

Then the two who were playing badly returned to their seats and drank a sip of Coke.

Not to mention, since they decided to play badly, their mental state has improved a lot.

Putting aside the possible risk of imprisonment, the following clip of the two driving the flying car all the way to Hogwarts can be said to be full of jokes. It can be said that two people who can't drive can arrive at Hogwarts alive all the way.

Even from the perspective of a third party, Harry and Ron couldn't help but sigh that they really didn't want to experience it again.

In the end, after being beaten up by the Whomping Willow, the car that threw Harry and Ron out and ran away made the Hogwarts students who graduated in the past two years say that they saw an Easter egg.

"So that's how the car that can run by itself in the Forbidden Forest came about!"

"Can't even beat a Whomping Willow? These two guys can't do it either."

"They were only in the second year at that time, right? And Hogwarts was like that at that time, and few graduates could fight."

Several graduates from the past two years whispered to each other, which made the wizard on the side feel a little dissatisfied, and he immediately wanted to stand up and argue with the other party.

But think about the reports about Hogwarts during this period. The actual combat strength of those graduates after the reform can even team up to solve the fire dragon...

The wizard was furious and adjusted his sitting position and sat back.

The plot of the movie is still going on. Harry and Ron, who were late and caused a big disaster, were almost expelled from Hogwarts. Fortunately, Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall finally saved them.

Then...

"Oh! No, no! Don't! Oh Merlin... I... I'm going to the bathroom..."

Ron looked at the owl that flew into the hall with the Howler Letter in its mouth, his face turned green, and his expression was exactly the same as his in the movie.

"Ron, even if you're not here, it won't change the fact that everyone will see this past."

Harry tried very hard not to laugh, and reached out to keep Ron.

"Then at least I don't have to go through it again..."

However, Ron was determined to leave, and seeing that he was about to open the Howler Letter in the movie, when would he leave?

So Harry could only recall this original re-enactment alone.

"Ronald Weasley! How dare you..."

"Classic~"

Adam clapped again, and cast a spell on the sound of the screening room.

So Ron, who was standing outside the screening room drinking Coke, was suddenly hit in the face by the sound of the Howler Letter coming from behind, which almost resonated with the entire cinema.

"Puff——"

Ron raised his trembling hand and wiped his mouth, then turned around to look at the door of the screening room behind him with a mask of pain:

"The volume of this howling letter... is it too realistic?"

After finally waiting until the Howling Letter segment was over, Ron took a deep breath and walked back to the screening room pretending that he could not hear the Howling Letter outside. However, he regretted it as soon as he entered the door.

"Please allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor... that's me, Gilderoy Lockhart."

The man on the screen introduced himself with one hand on his waist.

Looking at the wrinkled smiling face, Ron turned around and was about to walk out of the screening room.

"Hello, sir."

The man in security uniform who appeared behind him at some point startled Ron and almost cried out.

Fortunately, Ron immediately raised his hand and suppressed his voice, otherwise he would really be killed again if the Howling Letter segment just passed and attracted everyone's attention.

After suppressing the scream on his lips, Ron looked at the security guard in front of him:

"What's wrong?"

"Hello, check the ticket stub."

"Ah? Oh..."

Looking at the hand extended by the security guard in front of him, Ron took out his ticket stub and handed it to the other party in confusion..

After checking it in a pretentious manner, Adam returned the ticket to Ron and said with a smile:

"Confirmed, thank you for your cooperation. By the way, in order to prevent entering other screening rooms and disturbing other audiences, please do not leave the screening room without necessary needs."

"...Okay, I understand."

Ron forced a smile, nodded, and then turned to his seat.

Adam smiled with satisfaction, reached out to close the door of the screening room, and then disappeared.

At this time, Lockhart on the screen had finished boasting and started to hand out his small test papers. One by one, the little wizards who had unfortunately experienced this scene could not help but start to tap their toes on the ground.

Especially a certain witch.

Looking at herself on the screen looking at Lockhart with admiration, Hermione almost tapped another screening room on the ground with her toes, and at the same time couldn't help pinching her own philtrum to prevent herself from fainting on the spot.

Although she had tested her ability to withstand blows not long ago, it was still good - for example, Professor Snape would actually smile with relief, etc. - but now it was two completely different stimulations from before!

After experiencing the torture later and knowing Lockhart's true face, looking back at the past, it was full of black history!

With the rustling sound of everyone doing the questions, Hermione finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when she saw Professor Lockhart's praise for her and her reaction at the time, she immediately raised her hand and pinched her philtrum a few times!

No... I can't do it... If she keeps watching here... I'm afraid she will really faint!

Hermione got up from her seat as if she was escaping, holding her stomach with one hand as if she had eaten something bad, and trotted all the way to the door.

"Hello, ma'am..."

The security guard appeared again, whispered a few words to Hermione, then turned sideways to let Hermione go to the toilet, and then smiled at Hermione's back.

After escaping into the women's restroom, Hermione took a deep breath and exhaled a long breath. Fortunately, the incense in the restroom was of high quality. Even if there was a little odor, Hermione felt that she could accept it now.

At least it was better than the past when she was obsessed with Lockhart, right?

In terms of disgust, Hermione felt that the latter was better... No, the latter was far better than the former!

However, the next moment, Hermione's voice for help rang in her ears.

Hermione turned her head in disbelief and found that a sign had appeared at the entrance of the restroom.

[Due to the recent popularity of the "The Boy Who Lived" series of movies, in order to avoid too many viewers who choose to go to the restroom after the movie to avoid missing any plots, which may lead to accidents, the restroom will play the sound of the movie simultaneously. 】

Hermione: ???