Hogwarts: I am Harry's Cousin

4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.

The sun rose over the neat garden in front of the house, illuminating the bronze number four on the Dursleys' gate. The sun crept into the living room of their family and shone on Mr. Dursley's naturally round and huge buttocks. Mrs. Dursley was humming a song that did not belong to this era in the kitchen, cooking breakfast meticulously.

There are many photos on the mantelpiece, showing the members of their family to outsiders, the big boy riding his first bicycle, riding the carousel at the fair, playing computer games with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother A scene of a family of three living happily.

It's just that there is a photo in the corner of the mantelpiece, which indicates that there are more than three people in this family. The tall, big-headed boy from before was hugging another thin boy who was wearing the same style of clothes. Both of them were smiling sweetly.

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, one more time."

Dudley was supporting his whole body with one thumb, heaving up and down on his lawn, big drops of sweat dripped down on the emerald green lawn, soaking his entire back.

Dudley was covered in shapeless grass that he had ravaged.

Harry sat on the steps of the house, resting his head on his hands, quietly watching Dudley exercising, counting silently for him in his heart.

'105, 106200'

Although Harry seemed to be afraid of this cousin, Harry was actually willing to stay by Dudley's side, because he would feel at ease when getting along with him, and he would not be treated as a transparent existence.

When Harry counted to three hundred in his mind, Dudley finally stopped and sat down on the lawn.

"Comfortable."

Wiping the sweat off his face, Dudley's flushed and chubby face was full of satisfaction.

Pick up two dumbbells that are set aside, and continue to exercise the biceps one on the left and one on the right.

Each discus weighing 30KG is like a plastic toy in Dudley's hands.

Whether you can learn magic or not, it is very important to have a healthy and strong body.

The story of the great white-robed wizard Gandalf tells us that if you want to be an excellent mage, you must first be able to hold the sword, cut the orcs, and then learn the flash technique.

"Harry, you should exercise too, you are too thin and short, you look like a skinny malnourished monkey."

Dudley didn't forget to remind his little cousin while exercising: "Secretly tell you, those blond girls with big tits like me the most."

Strictly speaking, Harry was fine in every way except for being a little skinny, and Dudley said that because the object of comparison was himself.

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry replied dully, not knowing whether he really didn't understand or pretended not to understand.

The bright green eyes were still staring blankly at Dudley, not sure what he was thinking.

‘It feels like Harry in the movie didn’t seem to be so dazed, he was quite clever. '

My cousin is a bit silly, what should I do? Waiting online, urgent.

How can we deal with that noseless guy in the future.

"Dudley Dursley, here is your letter."

Dudley's thoughts were interrupted by the postman's shout.

Handing a thick letter to Dudley, the postman looked enviously at Dudley's muscular abdomen.

In fact, Dudley hadn't finished a sentence just now. In addition to attracting those blond girls with big tits, muscles can also attract high attention from the same sex.

Our great brother Xun has a good saying: 'Fitness can attract the opposite sex, and excessive fitness can attract the same sex. '

Dudley looked at the seal of the envelope. It was a letter from Bloomsbury Press.

When the envelope was opened, there was a piece of letter paper full of words and a check worth £10,000.

Dudley looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him except Harry, so he carefully put the check in his pocket, and finally opened the letter.

"Dear Mr. Jerry" started with a complicated and lengthy compliment, which was very official and polite.

Jerry, Dudley's pseudonym.

When he first arrived in this world, the first thing Dudley wanted to do was to make money.

'Walking around the world with money, but not walking an inch without money', this sentence is true no matter which world it is, and Faye is a money-burning profession no matter which world he is in.

Coupled with the poor family situation of the Dursleys, Dudley, who didn't have a few bills in his pocket, panicked, so he chose a road of no return.

Contribute fiction.

Although Dudley knew very well that "it is not afraid to travel all over the world if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well", which is a classic sentence that you could almost listen to when you were in school, and wanted to come up with other tricks. And I also find it troublesome. Writing novels is the easiest and most risk-free way to make money.

"Your contribution to the first book of The Lord of the Rings has been paid in the envelope. I hope you will be here at ten o'clock this Saturday. Aka, Bloomsbury Publishing, to discuss matters related to the publication of the second book of The Lord of the Rings." Sincerely, Shine."

The teacher Jerry who wrote this year's most popular fantasy novel "The Lord of the Rings" is Dudley himself.

This world is different from the world Dudley was familiar with before. I don't know if it's because of wizards. There are very few Western fantasy works in this world, and Dudley doesn't have any of those Western fantasy masterpieces in his memory.

At least the "Lord of the Rings" series of novels did not appear in the world, so Dudley directly "brought it" to make a small copy.

Of course it's not a complete copy, he also added a lot of writing methods on the Internet, such as don't bully the hobbit short, what thirty years in the east and thirty years in the west of the river, the novel is suitable for all ages is the kingly way.

So "Lord of the Rings" sold better than the original world.

The remuneration of 10,000 pounds was still a lot of money in England in the 1980s.

It's just that according to the current popularity of "Lord of the Rings", Dudley should get more, but he is a newcomer. There are so many that are already enough.

Besides, this is only the first book.

There is no need to only care about the immediate interests, the long flow of water is the kingly way.

What's more, what was sent out was not the content of one of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, to be precise, it was only about one-half of one.

Didn't a guy without a nose say that seven is a magical number, so Dudley also planned to split the Lord of the Rings trilogy into seven.

No, the publishing house has taken the initiative to come to the door.

Now Dudley is a gold-lettered signboard, even if the next book is written as "relying on the defense", it will still sell millions of copies.

The so-called detailed discussion, to put it bluntly, is to send money to Dudley to increase the manuscript fee. The specific situation depends on how the discussion goes on Saturday.

Anyway, he has accumulated a certain reputation now.

If your publishing house cannot offer a satisfactory price, I believe other publishing houses will be happy to offer high prices.

The name Jerry now stands for money.

Dudley has already figured it out, after the 3rd and 7th steps are over, he will open a Hobbit story, earn some money, and then sell the film copyright or something

WOW~ This money is enough for him to spend his whole life without extravagance.

One step closer to financial freedom.

I just don’t know if it’s enough to become a mage in the future, and if it’s not enough, I’ll write a few more. Dragonlance Chronicle seems to be good too.

Dudley, who had harvested 10,000 pounds, was in a great mood. He patted little Harry's messy chicken coop and said, "Harry, follow big cousin and I'll treat you to ice cream."

"Okay, Brother D."

Before they had left the garden, they heard Mrs. Dursley calling from the window.

"Oh, my dear little Dudley, where are you going? Come here first and have your breakfast."