Hogwarts: I Am Such a Model Wizard

 Chapter 71 The Happy Scooping Officer

This secret passage seems to be specially provided for night hikers. Its exit is not far from the castle, just behind the bushes near the Quidditch pitch.

After everyone came out, Fred and George quickly walked to the front, opened their hands and said, "Welcome to Hogwarts at night."

 “This feeling is completely different from that during the day, enjoy it.”

Cedric and Connor both looked a little excited.

 For them, the experience of traveling at night was something they had never experienced before. While they felt novel, they also felt an indescribable excitement in their hearts.

Kyle didn't feel anything special, but it was the first time he saw Hogwarts at night, so he couldn't help but look around curiously.

 Hogwarts is particularly quiet at night, and the stars in the night sky emit soft light, just like night lights hanging on the castle.

It is as beautiful as a dream, yet quiet and peaceful.

 Everyone paused for a moment, and it was not until Fred reminded them that they remembered that there was still business to do. After coming back to their senses, they walked towards the Forbidden Forest.

On the way, they also took a big turn and deliberately avoided Hagrid's wooden house.

Although Yaya is a little timid, he is still a serious hound after all. He has a very keen sense of hearing and smell. If he gets close, he will probably be noticed.

It only takes a little time, but it is better than being sneaked back to the castle by Hegerty.

 After walking around the wooden house, there is a wide woodland in front of you. The Moon Crazy Beast's lair was not difficult to find. Under Kyle's leadership, they quickly saw the lush protector tree.

 At this time, Yue Chi Beast just walked out of its lair.

They raise their long necks and look at the sky. There is a sharp contrast between their big heads and slender legs.

Looks like a mini version of an alpaca.

　　quite cute.

 Under the moonlight, they slowly raised their front legs, and their two slightly thicker hind legs began to swing erratically.

"The dance of Moon Chimon...this is the dance of Moon Chimon!" Cedric said excitedly: "I have only seen it in books before, and it is far worse than the live version!"

“Don’t get excited, you won’t be able to see if they find you.” Kyle reminded him in a low voice.

 with with other people around, they will shyly hide in their lairs.

But Cedric was right.

 The dance in the live version is indeed much better than the photos in the book.

But this is normal. Newt is just a sociopath who studies magical animals. He knows how to take pictures, so he can just look at it.

Yuechimon danced for a while, and seemed to be active, and its dance steps began to become more complex and charming.

And every time they moved, some tiny silver-white light spots gradually appeared on the ground behind them.

There are more and more light spots, and they are like a stage spread out under the feet of Yue Chi Beast.

 The silver-white "stage" complements the moonlight in the sky, which directly elevates their dance to another level.

 “It’s so beautiful...” Kangna’s eyes were filled with little stars, and she looked at it in a mesmerizing way.

 “Ahem…”

Although it was a bit unpleasant, Kyle thought about it and whispered in her ear: "That silver thing is their feces."

　　　…”

The stars in Kangna's eyes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. She turned her head and looked at Kyle in disbelief.

"It's true." Kyle said calmly: "If you don't believe it, you can read the book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them", it's written in it."

  Kangna: "…"    After learning that the Moon Crazy Beast was dancing on her own feces, she could never go back.

The beautiful and complex dance in front of me seems to have become boring.

Kanna was going crazy.

She couldn't understand why Kyle told her this now, couldn't he wait until after reading it? !

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, turning around again and punched Kyle on the arm.

 Fred and George next to him were similar. They also punched Kyle in angrily and told him to stop talking when he should shut up.

Only Cedric is better off, because he knows all this.

Seeing the public outrage, Kyle quickly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and decisively gave in, "I was wrong!"

 But it didn’t work, everyone was still staring at him, even Cedric.

 There is nothing I can do, if I don’t stare, I won’t be gregarious.

“Okay, let’s put it another way.” Kyle continued: “That thing is silver, and Sickle is also silver. Do you know what that means?

 Let's put it this way, if you are diligent, you can probably harvest five in one night. "

Fred and George took a breath, no longer bothering to blame Kyle, and got together to figure it out.

 Five galleons a night, thirty-five galleons a week, that semester is...

 The twins were a little dizzy and couldn't calculate it, but they were sure that it was a huge number.

And they have six more years to go at Hogwarts.

With this windfall, even if they share it equally with Kyle and others, they can open a joke shop of their own when they graduate.

 Dream came true just like that?

The two brothers hugged each other with tears of joy and almost jumped up with excitement.

After that, they didn’t care about anything else. They just stared at the Moon-Crazy Beast. When the silver light spots stopped increasing, they rushed out in an instant.

The moon-crazed beasts were frightened and ran back to their lair, where Fred and George collected their droppings.

Possibly because the speed was too slow, Fred also asked Kyle and the others to come too.

But neither Kyle nor Cedric moved. Connor was a little hesitant, but was also held by Kyle.

“Well, won’t you tell them the truth?” Honest Cedric was a little confused.

The excrement of the Moon Chi Beast is indeed valuable, but it must be fresh, and it is not like Bibi Multi-flavored Beans, which can be sold as soon as it is sold. It also needs stable sales channels and customers.

Fred and George couldn't even get out of Hogwarts, let alone other places, and Cedric really couldn't think of anyone they could sell the Moonsucker **** they collected.

In addition, there is something more important...this is Hogwarts.

 Whether it is Hagrid's pumpkin patch or Professor Sprout's greenhouse, they all require a lot of fertilizer.

These fertilizers must not have been bought from outside.

"What's the truth? I don't understand what you mean." Kyle said innocently: "What I just said is the truth. That thing is indeed very expensive."

Cedric pursed his lips and glanced at the twins with some sympathy.

 After a while, Kyle suddenly felt a little sleepy. He stepped forward and stopped the twins who were still happily shoveling shit. Regardless of their fierce objections, he and Cedric forcibly dragged them out of the Forbidden Forest.

 (End of this chapter)