Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

Lupin and Sirius, who were laughing just a second ago, stopped laughing instantly.

"Let's talk about Lupin first. You found Bruce on the street late at night and said he wanted to practice dancing. And Sirius... Forget it, let's not talk about Sirius." Hermione suddenly remembered something halfway through her sentence and slowly stopped talking.

"Great............." Sirius breathed a sigh of relief.

Harry sighed helplessly. It would be very embarrassing if Sirius knew that he got drunk and cried in his arms for most of the night last night.

After finishing their meal, they started packing their luggage... Well, actually it was just a bunch of Hermione's books and snacks for the rest of the people, including Kaisen.

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After all, as a modern person who has been exposed to modern sports and various entertainments, it is too abstract for him to see a bunch of various flying balls doing irregular circular motion in the sky.

In comparison, it is better to hold a big bag of snacks and eat as much as you can, after all, it creates a good atmosphere.

"Ahem, it's not just about eating, it's also about preventing Death Eaters from rioting." Dumbledore also informed Lupin of this difficult responsibility, and asked him to keep an eye on Kaysen and Sirius to make sure they didn't do anything fancy.

"Don't worry about that." Kaisen nodded in response.

"When I bought the ticket, they also gave me a key to the World Cup venue... and an Apparition map? Which one should we choose?" Sirius said as he took out a blue glass ball.

Kaisen didn't want to make any choice. One option was to hook his belly button with an iron hook, and the other was to flatten himself into a round shape and stuff him into a pipe.

"There's nothing we can do. The wizards who invented Apparition and Portkeys were undoubtedly great, but their successors, including us, are obviously not that great. There haven't been any breakthroughs in these two types of space magic for such a long time." Lupin comforted.

"Well, let's give it a try." Kaisen sighed and reached out to touch the glass ball door key.

Soon after, everyone else followed suit, which was a bit stressful for the poor glass ball, after all, it was just a ball, not a depression mushroom.

The next moment, a slightly abstract force that made people subconsciously feel uncomfortable and fear acted on them. When they opened their eyes again, they found themselves in a sparse grove.

"Let's go. I don't understand the other wizards' train of thought. Why would they buy a Muggle tent instead of living in the three-bedroom, one-living-room magic tent?" Sirius said first.

"It's new. Camping tents give people a feeling that mattresses can't give... although it's indeed uncomfortable." After complaining, Kaisen suddenly remembered something. Normally, every camping area should have a place selling tents: "Wait... where did they buy the Muggle tents?"

"No, they are a Muggle merchant." Sirius reacted at this point: "They are Muggles? This won't do. This won't do..."

The two looked at each other, and soon Kaisen walked over and stood around the Muggle shop to look around. Logically speaking, places where large numbers of wizards appeared should have Auror strikers and memory masters sent by the Ministry of Magic. The former two were to prevent those wizards from eating and drinking and starting to make trouble, and the latter were to keep an eye on the Muggles all the time and be prepared to forget them.

Sometimes they also bear the responsibility of protecting Muggles. Although this responsibility should be the responsibility of the Aurors, compared with large numbers of wizards, they may not have the energy to do these things.

After all, wizards sound good, but their personal qualities are really poor. They are different from the wizards in Western fantasy novels. The former really need great wisdom and perseverance to achieve success, while the latter rely purely on bloodline.

The name sounds nice, but in fact, the bad qualities that humans have are still there. People are still cowardly, irritable, and they will cry and laugh when drinking. However, when a group of people drink, they may refresh the idea king and start doing some fancy things.

There is no essential difference between him and the losers in the Muggle world who get drunk at the table every day.

He looked and quickly found the two entries with his monocle, and he walked over and tapped them with his fingers.

"Oh, professor, how did you find me?" Bryant said helplessly after canceling the illusion spell.

"Hmm, out on a field trip? Aren't you from the Sports Department?" Kaisen asked puzzledly.

"There are too many people coming and going. Those who have some fighting ability in the amnesia and magic disaster departments have gone to maintain order. Aren't these less dangerous positions the responsibility of the Sports Department?" Bryant said with a sigh.

"Well, you find a way to get that Muggle family away." Kaisen said.

"But professor, why?" Bryant asked in confusion.

"Intelligence says that several former Death Eaters are here too. Muggles are not safe here." Kaisen lied casually.

“Who’s going to sell the tents then?”

Kaisen smiled.

Bryant also smiled, but his smile was quite ugly: "Professor, you know me well. I can't even do addition and subtraction above ten digits because I don't have enough fingers."

"A tent costs one gold galleon or is free. It's not your tent, so why are you worried?"

"What about the professor, and their money and tents..." Bryant asked subconsciously.

"Of course it was the Ministry of Magic who made up for it. Who else could it be you? Go, go, cast a Muggle-Repelling Charm on that stall. Remember to write a note asking the Ministry of Magic to compensate them later."

Bryant nodded helplessly: "Then Professor, the money I earned from selling tents..."

"Keep it for yourself."

"No problem, Professor." Bryant's expression suddenly changed, and he went to do it with a smile.

"Is it done?" asked Sirius and Lupin.

"Yeah, we originally thought that we would only have to guard the little wizards after the chaos. The three of us would be enough, but adding two ordinary people without magical abilities would be a bit stretched. After all, they might regard us as enemies, and who knows how much trouble we would be in by then." Kaisen nodded.

"Huh? What's the confusion?" Harry and his friends who were studying how to automatically build a magic tent heard what they said and asked.

"What? You heard wrong." Kaisen shook his head. He was not going to give the little wizards advance notice, at least not now. It was not easy to have such a happy thing, so he should wait until he was completely happy before facing those crises.