Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

the next day...

"Shall we go directly to the mine, or what?" Lupine asked, sitting opposite Kaison in the hotel restaurant.

"Don't worry, let's..."

Chew, chew, chew...

"Let's go to the Muggle crystal market first."

Chew, chew, chew...

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"If not, let's go to the Wizard's Market in Uruguay."

Chew, chew, chew...

"If these are not available, it will not be too late for us to go to the mine."

"Okay, then our language problem..."

"I couldn't sleep last night and went home to find my Spanish language textbook from college. Now I should be able to communicate almost normally." As he spoke, Kaysen waved directly to a passing restaurant waiter.

"Uh... here's another... sparkling wine in a glass bottle, frozen and imprisoned."

[About that, foreigners should feel the same way when they read the letter we wrote for Li Hua. 】

Soon a bottle of champagne was brought out with an ice bucket.

Kaison poured two glasses and clinked them with Lupine: "Celebrating our success in finding the crystal!"

"But Kaison, we haven't succeeded yet."

"Then what's the problem? It's just an early celebration, what's the problem?"

The two looked at each other...

That makes sense, drink!

Soon, the two of them left the hotel and got into a taxi. Kaisen started to speak directly: "Oh... Good morning, dear sir, I would like to ask you if you can take us to the most famous place in Guibao. Where is the crystal distribution center? I will attach due value to your labor.”

"You can speak English...and you speak Spanish well, little Shakespeare." The driver quietly started the car and said.

Lupine sat aside and watched as Kaison's originally fair face gradually began to turn red. He couldn't help but take out his wand and began to examine him.

In fact, Kaisen's appearance now was indeed a bit scary, almost like a person who was hit by a blood-exploding curse. However, he checked it with his wand for a long time and finally determined that it was really not a so-called curse.

It was purely because Kaisen had a small face and was embarrassed to blush.

"Relax, saying you are a little Shakespeare is a compliment, isn't it." He patted Kaison's shoulder to comfort him.

The latter rolled his eyes: "If you also learned the language of another country, and after talking to him for a long time, he was told that your vocabulary was not used by his grandma, how would you feel?"

"...Do you know other languages ​​besides Spanish?"

"I can speak Chinese, but that's not the point. The point is that this kind of thing is very embarrassing. You'll know after you try it."

"I can't. I can speak English, and I can write but not speak runes." Lu Ping quickly shook his head and said.

"It's enough that you can write that thing. Runes are not driven by language."

After a while, the two got out of the car. Kaison also left the driver's phone number in detail, so at least communication would not be a problem.

Walking into this huge building in front of you, the crystals mined in Uruguay mines will be here first, and then set off to other parts of the world.

Walking into the building, one thing can be said: this building can probably be seen as a huge, undecorated shopping mall, with a dazzling array of crystals placed in various places as if they were free of charge.

"Oh dear lady, do you mind if I knock off a little piece of this crystal? If it is what I need, I will give you a price you can't refuse. Of course, if not, I will also give you what you should have. compensation.”

...........

"Oh, dear sir, do you mind if I knock off your crystal... Oh! Sir, please don't hit my brain with a stick, it's very unsafe!"

"Lupin!"

"Oh, dear sir, look at my companion, he is so strong..."

"Don't look at him being skinny, he has muscles inside his bones. I guarantee he will kick your ass hard with his nail-studded Martin boots."

"Wardfa?"

"ah!"

"Youma Defake! Gala Heer, love to kill oil!"

As Kaisen, who was escaping with Lupine while being high-spirited, was hit in the head by a wooden stick flying from behind, he immediately began to use his verbal charm.

He turned around and looked back in one breath, raised his middle finger in one breath, and blurted out a series of serious old England curses, which frightened the boss who had already taken away his weapon.

"You must be confused, right?" Kaison turned his head and whispered to Lupine.

"Hmm...Look, is he picking his pockets? Are there weapons somewhere?" Lupine said in agreement.

Kaisen looked at the boss and took out a spring knife from his pocket, and couldn't help but murmured: "The person who came here is not evil."

"Strictly speaking, we are here." Lu Ping reminded.

"You don't need to tell me." Kaisen murmured and put his hand into his pocket. Soon, he took out two thick wooden sticks about 40 centimeters in size from his clothes.

"Come with me for a righteous gang fight."

Then they saw the boss put the snap knife back into his pocket and took out a .44 model Truth brand carbon-based life cooling device.

Kaysen and Lupine looked at each other, and the former murmured softly: "What should we do now? How about putting a spell on this place?"

"There are too many people here, and there are surveillance cameras... The most important thing is that we are wizards, and we took a direct flight. Logically, wizards should report to the Ministry of Magic when they go to other countries, and then the Ministry of Magic will negotiate and distribute door keys. Finally, they go to the new country and get the local country's certificates DIY by the local Ministry of Magic. So we will be punished for multiple crimes. Let's keep it conservative and give 20 years." Lupin took a deep breath and said.

"So heavy? He pointed a gun at us, and we were not allowed to resist?"

"Performing magic in front of Muggles, the more Muggles watching, the heavier the sentence. You used black magic to blow up the Ministry of Magic in a wizarding gathering place, but you didn't have a serious premonition of your magic being exposed."

"As for resistance... We are now illegal residents in the Uruguayan magic world and are not protected by their laws."

"Then let's just teleport away. Theoretically, they won't know it's us, right?"

"Your face is very recognizable. When we return to England, even if Dumbledore mediates, we will have to pay a large fine."

"Thank you for the compliment. Dumbledore can do this for us. He promises to have money."

"And I've done voluntary labor in Diagon Alley before."

"...Are you fast?"

"...I promise I'll be fast."

"I'll count to three, two, one."

"One!"

Bang!

A gunshot rang out.

Fortunately, the shot was fired at the ceiling, and the boss who fired the shot was hit on the top of his head by a thick wooden stick.

"Run, Lupin, if the Aurors don't catch you, the police will!" After throwing down the stick, Kaisen quickly pulled Lupin and ran away quickly.