Hogwarts Negative points for Slytherin

“Evan Argyle!”

In 1991, in a magnificent villa in Manchester, England, Ms. Martha let out a classic fan-shaped sigh. The so-called fan-shaped sigh means that the words are three-part sad, three-part angry, and four-part severe. I still have a 90% urge to drown this little bastard directly in the toilet.

“How do you want me to say hello? Mr Lawrence has already made seven home visits this term. He is a good teacher, serious and responsible, and he is still so young. I don’t want you to piss him off again, just like Mr. Kroll in the first grade, Ms. Elizabeth in the second grade, and the third and fourth graders. Is it okay for all the teachers who served as your class teacher in fifth grade?”

“Aunt Martha,” Evan took out a pair of round-framed glasses from somewhere and put them on, tapping with his middle finger, trying to make the lenses reflect white light like Conan,”It doesn’t matter, even if Mr.

Lawrence can’t hold on, it’s okay.

There’s only one year left.

According to my observations and accurate calculations over the years, at least in this year, the stingy principal will not allow him to leave, because then he will have to pay three more months of salary and have to find someone else.

to deal with this chore”

“Hehehe.”Aunt Martha laughed angrily, with a dangerous arc at the corner of her mouth.

She, the dignified Permanent Secretary of the Cabinet, is one of the few indispensable links in Britain’s complex and redundant bureaucracy, and her abilities are very outstanding. In the long history of In her political career, there was almost nothing that was difficult for her. It can be said that she was a role model for civil servants in the entire British Empire. No matter who she was, most of the problems she encountered in the UK could be easily solved by her. Solved.

Only Evan, her nephew, the last son of the poor Argyle family over whom she exercises custody, is the stain that cannot be erased in her life.

“Tell me, what happened again this time?”

“Um? Didn’t Teacher Lawrence tell you?”Evan had a very surprised expression on his face,”Even Teacher Elizabeth, who had the worst temper and patience before, didn’t start cursing people directly without mentioning her deeds until the tenth home visit. Tsk, tsk, aunt, it seems you are worried. That’s right, Teacher Lawrence might not survive this year.”

This British lady, who was over forty years old, finally had veins popping out on her forehead. She took out her beloved feather duster from the corner. Since she adopted Evan, she has used it significantly more often.

“I ask you again, what on earth did you commit?”

“I’m sorry, I know I made a mistake, Aunt Martha, and I won’t do it again next time.”Evan apologized sincerely.

“Tell me what is going on!”

Evan had a very embarrassed look on his face and said hesitantly:”Aunt, do you still remember that you asked me to deal with that big pile of waste paper in the warehouse a few days ago?”

“oh? Aunt Martha thought about it carefully and said,”Yes, it’s just greeting cards sent by others. It’s not something important.””

“I thought, wouldn’t it be a pity to just lose it like this? And those greeting cards are colorful and beautiful.”

“so what?”Martha suddenly had a bad premonition, and her rich experience made her involuntarily gather up the feather duster.

“So I got some gunpowder and made them into fireworks”

“What about fireworks?”

“Let it go… let it go”

“I know you must have let it go.”Martha raised the feather duster in her hand,”I asked you where you put it?”

“bathroom”

“where?!”

“bathroom!”Evan said loudly.

The fireworks are very beautiful when they explode. Confetti is flying all over the sky, some are red, some are blue, some are green, some are yellow, and some are yellow, yellow, and yellow. Of course, these are not Evan feels there is no need to tell Aunt Martha about important things.

“bathroom——”Martha repeated through gritted teeth.

The next moment, Evan’s screams echoed through the villa

……

“You said that you don’t do any serious work every day, and only play pranks and boring things, how bad are your grades? What a shame to your parents!”The stick education was over, and Martha, who had calmed down a little, said angrily.

“Could it be that if you keep playing like this, Cambridge…forget it, the admission notice from Oxford will fly directly to your home? Except for those weirdo’s family wine schools, no admission notice from any serious school can fall from the sky, do you understand?”

“House drinking, school, playing house, weirdo?”Filtering out the words that interest you from long sermons is a required course for every naughty child. There is no doubt that Evan is very knowledgeable in this aspect,”What is a play school? Is there still a place where everyone can role-play together? A school run by Disney?”

“Don’t think about it, those schools are full of weirdos, and they also accept weirdos! I would never allow you to read that——”

“Boom, boom, boom.”Something was tapping at the window,” Martha continued as she walked toward the blinds.

“Go to a dangerous and strange school like Hogwarts!”

She opened the window, and a fat owl suddenly squeezed in roughly, with a letter in its mouth. It threw the letter towards Evan, and Evan subconsciously caught it. There was a wax seal on the letter: a shield. Decoration, lion, eagle, badger, and a snake, four animals surround a big H letter

“It seems like, maybe, maybe, uh……”Looking at this familiar symbol that he had accidentally seen on the screen in his previous life, Evan tried very hard to give Martha a flattering smile.

“Aunt Martha, do you want to think about it again? I think Hogwarts is pretty good, really.”

(Newbie, new book, please collect it! This is really important to me!)