Hokage: Give Me Face

397 Pulling the Beard (5/5)

Infernal Paradise Part 4, Ye Xuan completed two years ago.

However, he did not plan to publish it, and only four copies were printed in total.

One is for Sarutobi, one is for Kushina, one is for Konan, and the other is on the bookshelf and kept as a collection.

Ye Xuan seldom reads books, and he has not even been to the study room a few times. After putting Hell and Heaven on the bookshelf, he has long forgotten about it, and he doesn't know when Naruto went along.

There is no impermeable wall in the world, although Kakashi hides to watch, but he has a bad habit that has been cultivated for many years.

He likes to stand and read books when he is bored. This habit has been going on for many years, and soon after a Jōnin party, the bored Kakashi subconsciously took out the book and read, the fourth chapter of hell and heaven, reappearing on earth!

"Kakashi, talk! Where did this book come from?" Because of Kakashi's powerful strength and status, most people really dare not provoke Kakashi, but Kakashi underestimated the madness of Konoha's colleagues. A person dare not provoke Kakashi, but twenty thousand What about people?

Yes, in the thirteen years after the end of the Third World War, Konoha Shinobi has grown from a few thousand to more than 20,000. Except for female ninjas and individual men, 95% of Konoha's ninjas are ardent fans of hell and heaven, and Kakashi alone , I really can't resist the crowd's pursuit and interception.

In the end, Kakashi went to Ye Xuan's house and begged bitterly, hoping that Ye Xuan could save him. Seeing Kakashi's snot and tears, Ye Xuan just leaned on the old man's chair and ate fruit, and even used 'shut my ass'. Shi's eyes glanced at Kakashi.

"Master Xuan! Please save me! I know you are the author of hell and heaven, and only a wise man like you in this world can write such a masterpiece, Master Xuan!"

"Tsk... Kakashi, even if you flatter me, I won't help you unless..."

"Unless what? Lord Xuan, please say, I will definitely do it! I will do anything to go up and down!"

"Unless, you pull out Sarutobi's beard in front of more than 50 Jōnin, you can do it, I'll help you!"

"... Lord Hokage will kill me..."

"Oh, it's fine if you don't want to."

"I do!"

In order to get rid of the siege of 20,000 ninjas, Kakashi finally accepted the task given by Ye Xuan. He didn't need to call anyone at all. When he came to Hokage's office, there were already more than 100 ninjas behind him.

"Lord Hokage!" Kakashi bowed respectfully to Sarutobi, then walked to Sarutobi's side, under the inexplicable gazes of Sarutobi and hundreds of ninjas, he suddenly raised his hand and ripped off some of Sarutobi's beard!

"Ouch! It hurts! Kakashi! What are you doing!"

"Sir Hokage, I'm sorry, please forgive me, Lord Xuan told me to do this..." Kakashi whispered close to Sarutobi's ear, and with a 'bang', it disappeared into smoke.

In the same place, only Sarutobi's dazed eyes and a few beards on the ground are left...

“Little Xuan! It’s this brat again!”

.....

After slightly bullying Sarutobi, Ye Xuan finally managed to save Kakashi. The way to save is very simple, just need to authorize the publication of books.

And when the bookstore owner spread the news that 'Hell Heaven Four' was about to be sold, the whole Konoha was boiling!

"Boiled and boiled, although I can make a lot of money, but Dad, I've had enough of this kind of task! I want to perform more powerful tasks!!!"

Marina irritably kicked the beverage cans away from her feet. Every day, she was weeding, picking up garbage, and looking for cats and dogs. These tasks are really, too low-level!

"Tsk... But, Marina, you failed the mission to find the cat a few days ago."

"Dad bastard! Don't mention this! I just made a mistake! You understand the mistake!"

When Ye Xuan mentioned this matter, Marina was furious, she jumped on Ye Xuan with her teeth and claws, and glared at Ye Xuan with her beautiful big eyes.

Then her eyes suddenly became watery and blinked softly, looking very pitiful.

"Dad..."

"Um?"

"For some fun tasks, I don't want to do these tasks anymore..." She pouted and kept playing cute, her voice was sticky and squeamish, not her usual character at all.

"You just want to switch to a high-level mission?"

"Uh-huh!"

"What about Ellie and Hinata?"

"So are we!"

Ellie said immediately, and Hinata nodded, obviously none of the three girls wanted to do this D-level mission anymore.

"In that case... well!"

"Eh? Really? Dad, are you going to take us on an S-rank mission? Hahahaha so excited!"

"Idiot! Who said I would take you on an S-rank mission! Could someone as lazy as me be able to do an S-rank mission?"

"I'm so sorry, stinky dad! Lazy, lazy, lazy!"

"C-level task, do you want to do it? If you don't do it, continue to do D-level tasks for me!"

"want!"

C-level tasks are always better than D-level tasks. With this kind of plan, Marina agreed, and seeing the bright smile on her face, Ye Xuan also smiled, and his heart was tender.

Walking to Hokage's office with the three daughters, Ye Xuan was greeted by Sarutobi's resentful eyes.

“Grandpa Sarutobi!”

Before Sarutobi finished complaining, Marina rushed over at once, and then, very used to it, grabbed his beard.

"Marina, my beard..."

"Oh, Grandpa Sarutobi, your beard has grown longer recently! I'll fix it for you!"

After Marina finished speaking, her thumb and forefinger suddenly pinched the longest of them and pulled hard!

"Ouch! Marina...you little bastard, my beard..."

"Hehe! Grandpa Sarutobi is the best!"

Marina happily pulled out Sarutobi's beard, then left Sarutobi like a butterfly and returned to Ye Xuan.

After Marina's nonsense ended, Sarutobi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he looked at Ye Xuan with a more resentful look, which made Ye Xuan's whole body hairy.

"Dead monkey, don't look at me like that!"

"Humph! Brat, I remember Kakashi! Don't let me catch you! Tell me, what are you looking for today?"

"It's nothing, it's just that they are tired of the three D-level tasks and want to do another C-level task."

"That's it, okay! Just have a mission to protect the bridge-builder Dazna to build a bridge in the country of waves!"