Hokage: Start A Konoha Chat Group

[Hyuga Hizashi: I envy you guys who play with weapons. Unlike us Hyuga clan, we can only play with acupuncture points and fists! What man didn't have a dream of traveling to the ends of the world with a sword when he was a child? I had it too when I was little! But my dad used Gentle Fist to bring the dream back to reality...】

[Yuhi Zhenhong: I still think illusion is more suitable for me...]

[ Senju Hashirama: Weapon? I always feel like it’s of no use! I go straight to Sage Art! Wood Style! The top of the real tree Senju turns into a Buddha! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Brother, can you shut up? ! Are you a normal ninja? 】

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Ito Makoto only saw Sarutobi Hiruzen take out a wooden rectangular box from the drawer...

The first moment he saw this wooden box, Ito Makoto felt that the wood looked familiar! I always feel like where have I seen such wood?

[ Senju Hashirama: Isn’t this the wood made by my Wood Style? 】

[Makoto Ito: Yes! At that time, I felt that it looked very familiar, and I always felt that I had seen it somewhere before! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: It seems that the weapons in this box are quite precious. After all, even the box is made of wood made by my elder brother Wood Style. I am afraid that such wood is rare in the ninja world now, right? 】

[ Senju Hashirama: Yes, after all, I have been dead for so many years, so it is normal for such wood to be scarce! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the box in his hand with a look of reminiscence on his face...

"Cheng! I am going to give the weapon in this box to you! I hope you can use it well in the future!"

Ito Makoto was a little confused, why was Sarutobi Hiruzen so serious about getting himself a weapon?

"Teacher, does this weapon have any historical references?"

All I saw was Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded...

"Have you seen this box? Take this box as an example. The wood used to make this box is not ordinary wood. This is the wood in Wang Wei's poem. Ah, no, this is the wood left over from the Wood Style used by Lord First Hokage!

This kind of wood is extremely hard, making it an excellent material for making furniture, and it is also very resistant to burning! It has various advantages, which has led to the fact that this kind of wood is now very rare in the ninja world!

People in the ninja world affectionately call this wood Hashirama wood! You know, this box alone can be sold for thousands of taels now! "

Hearing Sarutobi Hiruzen's words, Ito Makoto shouted, "F*ck!"

Good guy, just such a wooden box can be sold for thousands of taels?

Is the wood produced by Wood Style so valuable?

I can now also learn Wood Style! Then you can go directly to wholesale lumber in the future! ! ! Wouldn’t this make a lot of money?

After all, people in the ninja world can't tell the difference. What's the difference between the First Generation's Wood Style and my own Wood Style? Both are the exact same wood! When the time comes for him to directly create a large amount of wood and sell it, wouldn't he be the richest man in the ninja world just around the corner?

[Uchiha Madara: Hey guys, can Wood Style be sold for money? 】

【Senju Hashirama: I feel like I missed out on endless wealth…………】

[Makoto Ito: Don’t say anything! I decided not to be a ninja anymore! I'm going to sell wood! ! ! ! 】

【Senju Tobirama: Uh...】

[Uchiha Izuna: Outrageous! 】

[Namikaze Minato: I'm thinking how much is that big Buddha from Shodai worth? 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: This box is worth a thousand taels, but that giant Buddha is worth millions? 】

[Yuhi Zhenhong: I think it’s missing! How can it be sold for tens of millions of taels...]

[ Uchiha Madara: Good guy! After doing this for a long time, Hasi Hot Mom is the richest man in the ninja world? Then why did I bring him pocket money from my family every day? 】

[ Senju Hashirama: I didn’t know my Wood Style was so valuable! If I had known, I would have gone to sell wood! 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: The god of ninja goes to sell wood, my dear, this scene is simply unbearable to watch! 】

[Hatake Sakumo: Absolutely no one would dare to pay on credit! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Nonsense! ! Who dares to pay on credit? Before my elder brother could take action, Uchiha Madara destroyed his whole house! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: What does Hasi hot mom’s selling wood have to do with me? ! ! ! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Isn’t this your joint property? 】

【Uchiha Madara:? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! Bastard Tobirama! I find that your mouth is getting worse and worse from now on! Your mental illness is getting worse from now on! How come we didn't notice that you were mentally ill when you were in Konoha? Your previous persona seems completely inconsistent with your current persona, right? 】

【Senju Tobirama: It doesn’t matter! I'm already ruined! Look what we have become since this chat group came along.

My eldest brother, the mighty god of the ninja world, has become a talkative fool! And you? Shura, a dignified ninja world, became gay! Then I became a couple with Uchiha Izuna inexplicably. Our characters have been destroyed for a long time, right?

Are you still thinking about the use of the previous persona? Love as much as you like! Tired, destroy it! 】

[ Hyuga Hizashi: Don’t say it, you really don’t say it! You guys were all legendary figures originally, but since the arrival of this chat group, I found that everyone seems to be a joke! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Hizashi, is there a possibility that everyone in this group has collapsed! Do you think you are normal? In fact, you are also a tease in the eyes of others! 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: Uh...just be funny! Just like what Nidaime said just now, the character design has been destroyed, just do whatever you want! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: I think this is good! Everyone lives together happily every day. When the time comes, Ito Makoto will resurrect us all and bring true peace to the ninja world! This is what I have been looking forward to! ! ! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: What about after peace in the ninja world? What are you going to do? 】

【 Senju Hashirama: Madara! By then we will open a wood processing factory! Just sell Hashirama wood! ! ! You can definitely make a lot of money! ! ! ! 】

【Uchiha Madara: Uh...】