Hokage: Start A Konoha Chat Group

[Makoto Ito: You really don’t take me as the group leader seriously! Believe it or not, I've permanently banned you two? 】

【Senju Tobirama:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Uchiha Izuna:? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Kid, do you know who I am? ! I am the Second Hokage of Konoha! ! ! 】

[ Uchiha Izuna: Kid, do you know who I am? ! I'm the second handsomest guy in the Uchiha clan! The most handsome guy is my Onii-chan! ! ! 】

Ito Makoto raised his eyebrows and looked at these two messages.

Are these two people confused?

[Makoto Ito: Haha! I don’t care who you two are? ! Just stay here and be patient! 】

At this moment, Senju Tobirama, who is far away in the Pure Land, looks very bad!

"This damn.........this bastard, brat!"

Obviously I was laughing at Uchiha Madara just now, but now I am being laughed at!

[ Senju Tobirama: Kid, I am Second Hokage! Did you hear that clearly? I am Second Hokage! ! ! Show me some respect! ! ! 】

[ Uchiha Izuna: I am the second handsomest guy in the Uchiha clan! Show me some respect! ! ! 】

[Group leader Makoto Ito has banned Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna for three minutes! ! ! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Pfft...Hahahaha...I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it back, I really couldn't hold it back! I have received professional training and generally do not laugh unless I can't help it!

But I still have to say, the group leader is really terrible! 】

[Makoto Ito: Haha, this is the consequence of angering the leader of this group! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: Hahahahahaha! Tobirama makes you always say that I am a talkative person! As a result, you have been banned twice by the group leader, and I have been banned once! Are you still talking about me? ! 】

【Uchiha Madara: Garbage Tobirama! You deserve it! Are you worthy enough to talk to me? Don’t take a pee and take a photo of yourself! Are you still talking about me just now? What shame do you have to say to me?

And you little brat named Ito Makoto! You are very good! How dare you silence me! Do you know who I am? I am a native of Uchiha Madara, a man nicknamed Shura from the Ninja World! Do you dare to silence me? ? ?

Tell me quickly, where can we fight? I must teach you a lesson, you little brat! ! ! 】

[Ito Makoto: Are you a Shura man from the ninja world? No, why do I feel like you are a man who is the god of the ninja world? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Group leader Makoto Ito has banned Uchiha Madara for three minutes! 】

"If you're still not honest, just go and stay in the dark room!"

[ Senju Hashirama: Wahahahaha! Madara, are you trying to laugh me to death? The ban was just lifted, but now you are banned again! No, no, Madara, you are really going to make me laugh to death! 】

At this moment, Uchiha Madara looked at his chat interface, and it showed that he was banned and could only rage in the pure land!

"Ahhhhh! Damn little kid! Bastard! Damn it! Little kid, you really deserve to die! I must kill you! Ahhh! I am so angry! I must kill you! Kill you!!!! "

[ Hyuga Hizashi: Ah, I really didn’t expect that the legendary ninja god, the First Hokage of Konoha, would be so talkative... Ah, no, he is amiable! Amiable! 】

[Uchiha Shisui: Yes, I really didn’t expect that………………]

[ Senju Hashirama: Hahahahaha! Only Tobirama and Madara are willing to put on airs! I never want to put on airs! 】

[ Uzumaki Mito: It’s not like you don’t want to put on airs! You are just plain stupid! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: Wife, how can you say that to me? Am I really stupid? 】

[ Uzumaki Mito: I don’t want to talk to you anymore! shut up! 】

【Senju Hashirama: Oh………………】

【Uzumaki Kushina: Grandma Mito...】

【 Uzumaki Mito: Ah, it’s little Kushina! 】

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In this way, everyone chatted in the group chat for a while, and started a series of family recognition meetings...

[ Senju Hashirama: Alright, little one! It’s time to introduce us to this so-called chat group! Tell us, what is the purpose of this chat group? ! 】

[Makoto Ito: You are the little guy, and your whole family is the little guy! Did you know that I only have 28 calories? ! My big batch! It will scare you to death if I throw it out! If you talk nonsense again, I will lock you and Madara in a small dark room! 】

【Senju Hashirama: Uh...】

It seems like you didn’t say anything just now, right? Didn't you just call him little guy? Why is there such a big reaction?

And what is he talking about? Twenty-eight calories? Why can't I understand it at all? What else can you throw at me that scares me to death? What is he trying to throw out?

At this moment, Uchiha Madara is far away in the Pure Land.

"Ahhhhh!!! This bastard brat! He actually talked to Hasi hot mom like this! I have never been so cruel to Hasi hot mom! This hateful, damn bastard brat! Bagaya road!!!! "

Of course, no one knows about Uchiha Madara's incompetent rage. If they knew what Uchiha Madara said at this moment, they would definitely look at Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama with strange eyes. After all, Uchiha Madara at this moment is too similar. A man who protects his little wife...

Seeing that the group chat finally returned to normal, Ito Makoto finally curled up his lips happily.

"It's finally normal! It's really hard for me to be the group leader!"

While thinking about it, Ito Makoto also gave himself a sex signature.

"The Super Invincible Tornado Dragon King holds the sun and moon in his hands and picks up the stars. There is no one like me in the world who is the most handsome guy in the ninja world!"

Just like that, Ito Makoto’s name has a shining golden signature...

And this signature was also seen by everyone in the group. Senju Hashirama, who is far away in the Pure Land, at this moment, looking at this shiny golden signature, his mouth is almost watering!

[ Senju Hashirama: Group leader, what are the words on your avatar? The shiny gold looks so handsome! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Group leader, this personalized signature is very handsome! But I think Super Invincible Tornado, Invincible Dragon King's Roar, Ultimate Explosion, and The Most Handsome Man in the Ninja World would be better? 】

【Uzumaki Kushina: Minato shut up! ! ! 】

【Namikaze Minato: Oh, good wife......】

The three minutes of banning just passed and Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama were also released.

[ Senju Tobirama: Tsk, tsk, tsk... the group leader is really narcissistic... ]

[Uchiha Izuna: Indeed! I dare not call him the most handsome guy in the ninja world! 】

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[Makoto Ito: Do ​​you want it too? That’s okay, you can think of a personalized signature, and then I’ll arrange it all for you]

I saw that as soon as Ito Cheng finished speaking, the group suddenly became quiet...

Each one of them is carefully thinking about what kind of label they should use!

[Senju Hashirama: Group leader! I want a personalized autograph! My label is the most beautiful man in the super invincible ninja world! ! ! I want this! ! ! ! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Brother, you are really narcissistic! However, I think the signature of the Ninja World’s No. 1 God Speed ​​suits me quite well! 】

[ Uchiha Izuna: You two brothers are really equally narcissistic! The group owner arranged an autograph for me! Just call my brother super handsome! 】

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