"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't despise the poor young man!"
"This immortal seal is not the immortal seal for dissolving the engagement."
"It is the divorce certificate for me to expel you from the Xiao family!"
"..."
Xuan Dan, Nu Wa and the ten golden crows acted so well.
Some were happy and some were sad.
The ones who suffered were definitely the demon saints who played supporting roles and villains.
They were constantly repelled by Xuan Dan and humiliated by the golden crows.
The great powers in the quasi-saint realm were suffering like this.
Only when they took a break and smoked spiritual grass cigarettes.
They could get a little comfort from their wounded hearts.
Slowly, as the filming of the movie progressed.
The demon saints and Kunpeng, who were originally very resistant, also enjoyed it and gradually got into the mood.
Kunpeng and Bai Ze smoked spiritual grass cigarettes and squatted aside.
They stared at the role played by Nu Wa intently.
They all said with surprised expressions on their faces.
"This is a veteran actor, this is a veteran actor!"
Even when filming some touching scenes.
They can't help but burst into tears.
The process of filming is no longer boring.
Several demon saints and Kunpeng also discovered.
This thing is much more interesting than guarding the lower world.
Many passing demon soldiers, demon generals and demon gods were pulled over to make up the number.
The dissatisfaction in his heart disappeared as the spiritual grass cigarette fell into his hand.
Xuan Dan glanced at the many demon soldiers with a smile on his face.
"Not bad, especially praise our demon saint Kunpeng, who has great acting talent."
Kunpeng stood up a little flattered and took the spiritual grass cigarette handed by Xuan Dan.
"It's all because of the good training of the two majesties. I would like to thank the two majesties first."
"Secondly, thank you director Xuan Dan for giving me this opportunity."
"Especially when I play against Nuwa."
"..."
As the photo stone was closed, the main film was also shot.
When several demon saints and Kunpeng were about to leave.
Xuan Dan suddenly called them.
"Don't go, don't go. There are still commercials inserted at the beginning and in the middle. We haven't filmed them yet."
The demons present immediately showed puzzled expressions.
What is commercial?
But many demons didn't care.
The main film was filmed so well, the commercial must be good.
And there are free and unlimited spiritual grass cigarettes to smoke here.
No one wants to go down to the world to guard a boring post.
Kunpeng is still in the loli state at this moment.
Xuan Dan took out a Tianxin Pill with a smile.
In an instant, the smiles of all demon saints froze on their faces.
"Hiss... Can we not film it? I'm afraid that the witch tribe will cheat at this time."
The eldest prince of Jinwu stepped forward and snorted in response.
"With the brains of the Wu clan, they can't even figure out math."
"You're still cheating, why don't you say they can set up formations!"
"You must shoot it for me!"
Nuwa also stared at Kunpeng with a forced look.
This palace likes to eat melons and watch the fun the most.
If you dare not shoot, this palace has nine ways to kill you.
Nine ways!
Kunpeng said with a sad face and some reluctance.
"But, but my friend, your pill has side effects."
Xuan Dan responded with a smile.
"All appear for art."
Helpless, the oppression from the three forces.
Kunpeng had to become a tool for Xuan Dan to shoot commercials.
Even in the commercials, he had to force a smile.
Singing brainwashing and simple ballads.
"I don't accept gifts when I visit you. If I do, I will only accept Tianxin Pills."
"It tastes soft and has a fragrant aroma. It is a must-have pill for honoring elders."
"If you want to make your elders younger, come and buy Tianxin Pills. The quantity is limited."
"To buy it, please go to Kunlun Mountain!"
As Kunpeng swallowed the Tianxin Pill.
He used the more powerful Pengcheng Jiutian.
Kunpeng's part was over.
Xuandan nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile.
"Not bad, not bad, you are worthy of being an old actor."
"There will be no part for you next."
Kunpeng squatted beside him with a sad face and smoked Lingcao cigarettes.
After shooting the commercial, he did not leave.
He took out the photo stone and was ready to open it at any time.
We are all good colleagues. How can I suffer and let you go!
Xuandan's roll call is like the life and death book in later generations that controls life and death.
The demon saints present are also like the poor students in the class when the teacher conducts random inspections.
They hung their heads, smoke coming out of their mouths.
They wanted to use this method to avoid Xuan Dan's calling out.
Unfortunately... it was just a cover-up.
"Bai Ze!"
Bai Ze, whose name was called, looked ashen.
The demon saints who escaped a catastrophe breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, they looked at Bai Ze with a playful look and took out the photo stone.
Bai Ze gritted his teeth when he saw his colleague's behavior."Wait, wait!"
Next is Bai Ze's part in the commercial.
The elixir used is Qingzhao Dan.
"Xuan Dan Qingzhao Dan, if you are poisoned, give me one!"
"The child is poisoned and will not get better. Most likely he will be useless. Use Qingzhao Dan to remove the poison immediately and make you alive and kicking."
"..."
The ashamed Bai Ze left directly after filming the commercial.
All the demon saints showed a gloating smile.
Only Kunpeng narrowed his eyes and looked at Bai Ze's back, muttering in his heart.
"Where is this kid going?"
The demon saint who thought he had escaped a disaster.
Suddenly faced the call from Xuan Dan again.
Xuan Dan stared at the demon saints with a smile on his face.
These are all the famous top existences in the prehistoric world.
The effect of their elixirs is the benchmark.
And the film will be divided into three parts: upper, middle and lower.
This way, six ads can be inserted.
Xuan Dan laughed a little wildly.
"I am really a little genius!"
There are still four ads to shoot, and the remaining eight demon saints.
He did not miss any of them.
Two groups of two, shooting at the same time.
In an instant, the whole demon court was reverberating with the sound of the demon saints reading ads.
"It's hard to break through the realm. What should I do when I encounter a bottleneck?"
"Don't be afraid. I choose the realm-breaking pill, which makes it easy to break through the realm."
"And it can also make you feel the coolness of summer!"
...
"It's hard to make progress when practicing at home. Take a luck pill."
"If you can't find treasures when traveling, take a luck pill."
"I always meet enemies and my life and death are unpredictable. Take a luck pill."
"Always have luck pills at home!"
...
"It's hard to pass the catastrophe. Two people were killed at once. Ask me what to do. Use the catastrophe-breaking pill immediately."
"Physical weakness, sometimes after excessive practice, the waist and legs ache, the spirit is low, and the body feels hollowed out."
"Hurry up and use the dragon elephant pill made by the Xuandan. It's good for him... and me!"
"Take the Xuanyang pill. One will refresh the mind, two will never get tired, and three will make you immortal. Oh~ yeah, Xuanyang pill, it tastes great!"
...
Many demon saints and Kunpeng left the set with sad faces.
Only Nuwa laughed wildly.
If he wasn't a saint, he would have been kicked around by several demon saints.
At the same time, there were ten golden crows and Xuan Dan standing together.
They stared at the edited film intently.
The demon saints were all crying.
Damn it, when have you ever been so wronged as a demon saint.
The bald one, the one with a glowing horn, the one who got lost...
There was also one who pinched his orchid finger and kept shouting "our family, our family".
Xuan Dan, you damn it!
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