Honkai Impact: Desert Death template, join the group chat!

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [Voice: ah chirp ah chirp, cough cough ~ cough cough~]

Eirili: [Ritsuka, do you have a cold? ].Fujimaru

Ritsuka: [Voice: No, cough~cough]

Jibril: [You still said no! They all have such a bad cough! ]

Alicia: [Everyone, please put on your masks! Be careful of poisoning! ]

Jibril: [Yes, be careful of poisoning! Horrified jpg.]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [White eyes jpg.]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [What are you afraid of with a god-killing weapon? ]

Jibril: [What's wrong with the weapon? What's up? ]

Jibril: [No! I'm a Flügel girl! It is also life, not a weapon! no! 】

Zhongli: 【Don’t the Flügel have eternal life? ]

Jibril: [But, but that is also life! 】

Yinglili: 【 Li Xiang, drink more hot water. 】

Spider: 【Drink more hot water! ]

Alicia: [Drink more hot water! ]

Jibril: [Drink more hot water! ]

Kesha: [Drink more hot water!+N】

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [I’m really not sick, I just feel like something is coming. 】

spider���：【Newcomer? Group leader, have you recruited new people again? Who? 】

Jibril: 【You are exposed! Lord. 】

Zhongli: 【You have been exposed! ]

Alicia: [You're exposed! 】

Fujimaru Ritsuka:【……】

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [What was exposed? I'm really not the group leader! ]

Eiriri: [I don’t believe it]

Jibril: [I don’t believe it]

Zhongli: [I don’t believe it]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [I just think it’s been too quiet recently. 】

Spider Zi: 【 Wouldn’t it be nice to be quiet? I have food and drink, and the boss can come and play with me from time to time. ]

Alicia: [But no more gossip, no live broadcast, QAQ]

Jibril: [Listening to what Ritsuka said, I also feel that it has been a bit too quiet recently. 】

Fujimaru Ritsuka: 【Really? ]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [I woke up this morning and my left eyelid kept twitching. I always felt like something bad was about to happen! ]

Yinglili: [Isn’t the left eye a flash of wealth? 】

Jibril: 【Isn’t your right eye jumping? 】

Fujimaru Ritsuka:【…】

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [Hey, hey, hey, how do you, a god-killing weapon, know whether your left eye will jump for money or not? 】

Spider Zi: 【 It’s been several days since the boss brought me back from Sister Kesha’s place, and nothing big seems to have happened. ]

Alicia: [ Where is Lu Ming? What are you doing recently? @ I’m going to call the Darkborn Sword Demon outside]

Zhongli: [I must be watering the flowers, walking the birds, and flirting with girls. ]

Ying Lili: [Uncle Zhong, do you think Lu Ming is taking care of his old age like you? 】

Zhongli: 【I don’t flirt with girls. ]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [hahaha]

Spider: [hahaha]

Jibril: [hahaha]

Alicia: [hahaha】

…

Zhongli is worthy of being a retired elderly care professional, and he really hit the mark.

In St. Freya Academy, Lu Ming was lying on an easy chair, basking in the afternoon sun comfortably. There was a birdcage hanging on the tea table, which contained a purebred canary.

While sipping the fine tea specially made by himself, he teased the canary bird in the cage from time to time. Compared with Zhongli's retirement and leisure life in Liyue, he didn't give in too much.

"Afternoon dessert is here〃｀ ，"Kiana was holding a freshly baked dessert in her hand, followed by the pufferfish lady Xilin.

Since returning from helping Kesha seize power and rebel, Lu Ming has almost never left St. Freya Academy. The most he does every day is three things.

Watering flowers, walking birds, staring at Siren.

Oh no, it’s four things, and flirting with girls - Himeko, Kiana

"smell good."Lu Ming, who was lying on the easy chair and half asleep, smelled the aroma of the dessert brought by Kiana. He quickly stood up and threw the cattail fan covering his face aside. The puffer fish lady Xilin who followed him looked at the delicious food. I was eating some snacks, and

I was a little greedy and reached out to grab a piece.…

"puff. Xilin

's right hand hurt and she quickly retracted it. She blew on the beaten right hand with her mouth and stared at Lu Ming fiercely with bared teeth.

Although Xilin has indeed changed a lot during this time, she is not as extreme and anti-human as before. , but I still have a strong feeling of resistance to Lu Ming, probably because of Lu Ming’s initial behavior, which was... quite vindictive.

"What do you want to eat? Have you finished your homework for today?"

"Lu Ming, don't be so fierce."Kiana protected Xilin behind her,"Are you too harsh on Xilin? The afternoon class hasn't started yet?"

"Not bad, not bad. I feel like I am a future mother."

"What are you talking nonsense about?"Hearing Lu Ming's words, Kiana blushed for a while and looked shy.

"I told your aunt, Miss Cecilia, and your mother, Miss Cecilia."Lu Ming continued teasing with a playful smile,"I'm your boyfriend."

"Dislike~"

"whee."

Ding dong, there is someone in the group @you - suddenly a notification sound from the system came into Lu Ming's mind. This was Lu Ming's lesson learned from the last time he almost broke his promise and caused a catastrophe, and specially set up special care in the group. hint

"｀ 」I'll ask you again later. These words were naturally addressed to Xilin,"Come, let me see who is in trouble?""

Lu Ming opened the chat group of All Heavens and All Realms and briefly looked through the chat history.

…

Lu Ming: [Good morning, everyone! ]

Alicia: [Is it still early? It's already afternoon. 】

Lu Ming: 【Well, good afternoon! 】

Eiriri: [White eyes jpg.]

Jibril: [White eyes jpg.]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [White eyes jpg.]

Spider: [Big brother, what have you been doing lately? ]

Lu Ming: [Recently, I've been watering flowers, walking birds, flirting with girls, and staring at Xilin. ]

Ying Lili: [No, Lu Ming, are you really what Zhongli said? Retirement care? ]

Lu Ming: [Doubt jpg.]

Lu Ming: [Photo: easy chair, dessert, canary, and a family of three working together. ]

Jibril:【…】

Love (money) Xilia:【…】

Fujimaru Ritsuka:【…】

Zhongli: [Watching a play jpg.]

Lu Ming: [What’s wrong with taking care of the elderly? Isn't it good to lie flat? Isn't it good to be a salted fish? ]

Spider Zi: [Yes, the boss is right, how great! ]

Lu Ming: [By the way, what were you talking about just now? 】

Spider Zi: 【 Oh, we were chatting just now. No new people have come recently. It’s useless. Soft]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [Lu Ming, let me tell you, my right eyelid kept twitching when I woke up this morning. Something great must have happened! 】

Spider Zi: 【 Didn’t you just say that your left eyelid twitched? Doubt jpg.]

Fujimaru Ritsuka: [Don’t worry about the details, there must be new people coming! 】

Then, the next second... the notification sound of the chat group, as expected

"Ding——"

"Whoever is claiming to be invincible and who dares to say that he is invincible is welcome to join the chat group of all worlds."

Fujimaru Ritsuka:【…】.