Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

Maybe it will have the opportunity to establish a North Fairy Academy in the future!

Thinking of this, Silver Iron Beast ETO immediately made a decision and knelt down again.

"Since I can remember, I have been without a father or a mother. My biggest dream since I was little is to have a father! Today's teachings from the Immortal Master have made me finally understand what fatherly love is! I am willing to join the Immortal Master's sect and provide for the Immortal Master's care in my old age! I still wish. Senior Immortal has mercy on me!"

Damn it!

Chen Mo was shocked!

The shamelessness of Silver Iron Beast ETO simply exceeded his imagination!

"No, I still have plenty of longevity, you should go back." Chen Mo decisively refused.

After hearing this, Silver Iron Beast ETO suddenly became anxious.

"Don't be anxious, Immortal Lord! If you can't provide care for the Immortal Lord in his old age, you can warm the bed!"

? ? ? ? ?

"What do you mean?"

Silver Iron Beast ETO said a little embarrassedly: "Does the Immortal Lord know the word concubine?"

Good guy! I'm a **** good guy!

A robot actually said that he wanted to be a human concubine?

This world of cybernetic cultivation is more abstract than I imagined!

"You want to be my concubine? Why?"

Hearing this question, Silver Iron Beast ETO puffed up his chest.

"I, Immortal Lord, have an advantage that human monks don't have! Mechanical monks can be both male and female! And I can also download various data templates from Skynet. No matter what kind of person your senior likes, I can satisfy him! The most important thing is that Robots can’t get pregnant!”

Chen Mo was immediately speechless.

unbelievable!

Chapter 1041: There are rewards for correct answers, and penalties for wrong answers.

Know how easy it is! It’s extremely difficult!

The lower limit of Silver Iron Beast ETO is far beyond Chen Mo’s imagination!

Are there really such shameless people in this world?

The moral level of the robot has almost been lowered by you!

"You really want to eat soft food? Where is your dignity and personality as a monk!" Chen Mo said with twitching eyes.

Silver Iron Beast ETO lowered his head in embarrassment.

"Master Immortal, you can't blame me. Do you know what my parents say about me?"

Um? Didn’t you just say that you have no mother? Why is it happening again now?

Are your parents your tools?

Then you are too filial!

Chen Mo resisted the urge to hit someone and asked, "What did they say?"

"My mother said that I had a bad stomach since I was born, and when I grow up I will only be able to eat soft food."

"..........Are your robots born from viviparous bodies?"

Silver Iron Beast ETO nodded: "I think I am!"

"But didn't you just say that you have no father or mother?!"

Hearing this, Silver Iron Beast ETO looked shy.

"Isn't that for the sake of Lord Immortal?"

Chen Mo was stunned.

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Of course it does matter! Lord Immortal, think about it, if I had parents, wouldn't I have to trouble you to prepare a dowry if I were to be your concubine? How could this be possible! What I value is your person, not yours. Your money! How can true love be measured by money? But not accepting a dowry is against etiquette, so after much thought, I finally made a decision that goes against my ancestors! As long as I don’t have parents, you don’t have to give me a dowry!”

"...6!"

Apart from this word, Chen Mo really couldn't find any other words to describe his mood at the moment.

TMD! filial piety! So filial!

Twenty-four filial piety means that you have to lower your head in front of you!

Let’s put aside the question of whether the robot has a mother or not. Even if I heard about Silver Ironmon ETO, I would be furious!

Hearing Chen Mo's words, Silver Iron Beast ETO felt not ashamed but proud.

"Hey, as long as it's for Lord Immortal Lord, my family doesn't care."

okay! Stop talking!

Chen Mo raised his hand to interrupt the silver iron beast ETO.

"I do understand your feelings, but I refuse!"

"Refuse? Why refuse? Is there something I did wrong? Master Immortal Lord, if you are dissatisfied with anything, just say it! I can change it!" Silver Iron Beast ETO said anxiously.

Chen Mo glanced at the silver iron beast ETO for a few times and then shook his head: "You can't change it, it's natural!"

intrinsic? What can't be changed?

Silver Iron Beast ETO suddenly realized after thinking for a while.

"Do you dislike me for being a robot?"

"No! You won't pretend to be confused!"

ah? I won't pretend to be confused? Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

It can accept Chen Mo's discrimination against its race, and it can also accept Chen Mo's contempt for its character, but it cannot accept that Chen Mo looks down on it and won't pretend to be stupid!

If it can’t pretend to be confused, then who else in the world can pretend to be confused!

Although Silver Iron Beast ETO had no reaction on the surface, the unacceptable emotion had been released through his eyes.

Seeing its reaction, Chen Mo shook his head slightly and said, "You won't pretend to be confused!"

You can't stand such a little stimulation. If you really know how to pretend to be confused, you are already pretending that you can't pretend to be confused!

This may sound like a nesting doll, but this is the effect you want!

Just when Chen Mo was speechless about Silver Iron Beast ETO, the system's voice rang.

"Host, you are so careless!"

Chen Mo's brows jumped when he heard this.

"What? You don't even let go of robots?"

"Host, this is because you are old. What's wrong with the robot? This clever girl is still pregnant. How can a mere piece of steel be worth your tempered body?"

Chen Mo's face turned dark immediately.

"What the **** are you talking about! What do you think my XP system is! How could I not even let go of the robot!"

"Host, have you never seen the humanoid computer Angel Heart? This anime fully proves that humans and robots can work! Humans can at least give it a try!"

Chen Mo was furious. Is there any example like this?

"You want me to accept such a filial robot?!"

"Hey, you just don't understand this."

Chen Mo looked puzzled.

"What do you know?"

"It's true that such a robot has the value of training! If you think about it carefully, a powerful robot gradually degenerates under your training, and eventually becomes a sexual idiot with you as his head. Isn't this very exciting? Yeah! I call this locking the bus!"

"..." Chen Mo was silent for a long time and then said: "System, you are so coquettish!"

…….

After the Silver Iron Beast ETO and Chen Mo left, the ETO members and Lu Ren faced each other for a while.

Both parties dislike each other, but neither dare to take action, so they can only stay here.

After some time passed, Chen Mo and the silver-iron beast ETO, who looked astonished, came out of the corner.

Seeing the figure of Silver Iron Beast ETO, other ETO members gathered around.

"Sir, how is your discussion with that human being going? Do we want to continue fighting?"

Hearing this, Silver Iron Beast ETO's face darkened, then he raised his hand and made a big showdown!

Snapped!

"Fight, fight, fight! I know how to fight all day long! Can you kill the enemy by fighting!"

This ETO member touched his beaten face, his eyes full of confusion.

Why is the leader so angry? Did you just say something wrong? And fighting can indeed kill people.

"I......"

This ETO member opened his mouth and was about to say something, but after seeing the eyes of Silver Iron Beast ETO that was about to spit out fire, it lowered its head and took back what it wanted to say.

Although the ETO member surrendered on the surface, he secretly clenched his fists.

Come on you old cunt! Wait! Sooner or later, I will let you explode gold coins!

Looking at this silent ETO member, Silver Iron Beast ETO also sneered in his heart.

I’ve known for a long time that your kid is up to no good! Let's see how long you, little bastard, can endure it!

After calming down the emotions in his heart, Silver Iron Beast ETO turned to look at Chen Mo and Chu Hang and slightly raised their hands.

"We meet in the mountains and rivers! Everyone, our ETO admits defeat today, and we will see you again in the future!"

As he spoke, ETO, the Silver Iron Beast, looked at Chen Mo with an affectionate look.

Looking at its expression, Chen Mo shook his head.

Just playing tea art!

After ETO left, Chen Mo turned to look at Chu Hang and Lu Ren.

"Okay, now it's your turn."

Lu Ren's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. There was something very wrong with the tone of the Immortal Lord!

"My Lord Immortal, what do you want to do to me and Fellow Daoist Chu?"

Chen Mo smiled slightly.

"Nothing, just asking you a question."

"one question?"

"That's right. If you answer it correctly, you will be rewarded. If you answer it incorrectly, you will be punished!"

Chapter 1042: Supreme Bone? Get it you!

award? punish!

Doesn’t this Immortal Lord’s family have a members-only restaurant?

Chu Hang was alarmed on the spot and merged the two things Chen Mo said into the same category.

He doesn’t want rewards or punishments!

Lu Ren didn't know what Senior Beast was, so he thought it was a test from the old man and immediately asked, "I don't know what question you want to ask, Lord Immortal."

Chen Mo smiled slightly.

"In this case, I ask, do you want to become an immortal?"

Lu Ren was stunned on the spot. What does this question mean?