Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

When they go back, they will also try to get good reviews! You must not let yourself suffer this kind of suffering alone!

Although Tour Guide Qu has the ability to walk to the camp in one breath, he is no longer a special soldier but a tour guide after all. Life has smoothed his edges and allowed him to learn to match the rhythm of others.

Seeing the physical condition of the tourists, Tour Guide Qu made it appropriate for them to rest where they were.

In order not to make everyone bored during the break, the tour guide asked everyone to sit in a circle or sing or perform other talents.

This scene engraved in the DNA made everyone who participated in this trip silent.

This is indeed military training!

In this way, everyone walked and stopped along the way. After walking for about two hours, everyone finally arrived at the camp prepared by the hotel.

Visitors saw a large number of large standard tents by a spacious creek. Each tent was equipped with all kinds of living facilities, including beds, tables, hot water, and even a small private bathroom!

Various supporting modern facilities make everyone feel as if they have returned to a modern hotel from a wild no-man's land!

This camping scene cannot be said to have nothing to do with what they imagined, it can only be said to have nothing to do with it!

Tour guide Qu raised his wrist and looked at his watch and said: "It's almost noon. Everyone will go to their respective tents according to the assigned numbers to organize and rest. We will gather here for lunch and then start the afternoon project. In addition, the tents The QR code hanging inside can connect to WIFI, and those who need it can connect it themselves. "

Zhou Hao's mouth twitched when he heard this.

"Is there WIFI in this place?"

"Of course! How can I contact you if there is no signal here?"

"But isn't this a no-man's land?"

Tour guide Qu nodded: "It is no man's land, but there is a forestry administration nearby. To facilitate work management, the local government built a base station nearby."

"No, this is both the administration and the base station. Can this be considered a no-man's land?" Zhou Hao asked a common question in the minds of all tourists.

Upon hearing this question, the tour guide glanced at him.

"Then what do you think is the no man's land?"

"Of course it's the kind of place that's isolated from the rest of the world, where you can't see a single human habitation within a hundred miles!"

"Then what are you and me?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Hao was immediately speechless.

The kind of no-man's land that Zhou Hao mentioned actually does not exist, but this hotel is here to do business, not to take human life lightly!

If you really want to take people to a place where there is no contact with the outside world, who will be responsible if something goes wrong!

And if you really want to travel to that kind of place, it will cost another thing!

In the end, Zhou Hao compromised.

Although this place is not an uninhabited area, it is at least remote enough. The probability of a real person coming here is basically zero. As long as he does not encounter supernatural events, he can reluctantly accept it.

But he will not admit this kind of no man's land!

After some time passed, Zhou Hao lay on the hammock in the tent and started browsing the p-site.

It smells so good!

He took back his previous statement. Not only is there a signal here, but the environment is also good!

Lying in the hammock and browsing the p-site is simply wonderful!

He was talking too loud just now. It’s actually good to have WiFi.

While the people in the camp were enjoying natural life, on a hilltop about five or six kilometers away from the camp, a creature with a human appearance but a body made of mycelium was looking at the hotel camp.

At this time, a giant eagle flew down from the sky and came to this unknown creature, with a very human and respectful expression on its face.

"My lord has finished investigating. That place is a human camp. There are a total of thirteen humans in it. What do you plan to do with them?" the giant eagle spoke.

The unknown creature was silent for a long time and then slowly said: "This camp is a bit too urban."

Chapter 1,103 Use magic to defeat magic

Hearing what his boss said, the giant eagle had a very human expression of confusion on his face.

"Sir, what do you mean by this?"

The unknown creature made of mycelium turned back and glanced at the giant eagle.

"Don't always think about hunting. You are already a mature evolver. You must understand the importance of learning! Remember knowledge is power!"

The giant eagle is speechless, who do you think understands this! Besides, I'm not one of those plants that can survive through photosynthesis. I'm a carnivore. If I don't hunt, what will I eat?

Of course, the giant eagle's IQ is still online, and he will not be stupid enough to express his dissatisfaction directly. The last creature that was so straightforward has now become a fertilizer.

The giant eagle nodded and said, "I know. Sir, please rest assured. I will definitely study hard and study more when I go back!"

"Boys can be taught." The unknown creature nodded with satisfaction.

"Thank you for the compliment, sir. By the way, sir, what are we going to do with this camp? Do you want me to go over and clean it up?"

The unknown creature waved its hand: "No hurry, let's play with them first."

"Huh? How to play?"

The corners of the unknown creature's mouth curled up slightly: "Aren't these people here to camp? Since they like wild life so much, let's arrange something exciting for them!"

"Exciting? Is it a wild beast?"

"More exciting than wild beasts!"

…….

At 12 noon, when it was lunch time, Coach Qu walked out of the tent, took out his mobile phone, turned on the universal remote control, and pressed the Bluetooth speaker.

Ding! Ding! Ding! ......Ding! Ding! Ding! ...

A bell rang, and Coach Qu picked up the loudspeaker and shouted: "It's lunch time! Everyone, come and gather outside the tent!"

Hearing Coach Qu's voice, Zhou Hao was a little reluctant to go out. Normally, if his cell phone was left alone, it would not have much impact, but once he picked it up, it was not that easy to put it down again.

Although I still want to continue watching videos, I think that I have paid all the money. If I don’t play to get my money back, I will lose a lot!

Thinking of this, Zhou Hao took a breath, turned off his phone with strong will, turned over, and walked out of the hammock.

After arriving at the open space outside the tent, Zhou Hao greeted Tour Guide Qu and then asked, "What did Tour Guide Qu have for lunch?"

"Don't worry, I'll wait until everyone is here."

Zhou Hao nodded: "Okay."

Zhou Hao stood in the open space and looked at the natural scenery. He thought that someone like him who finally put down his mobile phone was already wasting his time, but in fact, the masters are always hidden among the crowd!

The others came to the open space to gather in no more than ten minutes after hearing Tour Guide Qu’s announcement, but everyone waited for more than half an hour for the last person to come out!

Looking at the last female music tour guide coming out of the tent, she asked with confusion: "Why so slow? Is there something wrong with your body?"

The girl shook her head.

"No, I was just touching up my makeup."

"Retouching makeup?!"

Guide Qu’s eyes widened and he almost said something about the quintessence of Chinese culture.

Come on, this is a wilderness survival experience camp!

Although the experience is in a relatively safe environment, it is still survival in the wild! Is it helpful for you to touch up this makeup?

Tour Guide Qu really wanted to curse at this moment, but considering that the other person was a customer, and there was a possibility of writing essays and boxing, he held back.

TMD! I've never been this angry before in the army!

Tour guide Qu took a deep breath and said, "Next time you put on makeup, pay attention to the time. So many people are waiting for you."

"Oh, I understand." The girl said nonchalantly.

Tour Guide Qu had veins popping up on his forehead.

Forbearance!

He suppressed his anger and turned to look at the other passengers.

"Everyone, we have three lunch packages: wilderness survival package, military experience package and regular package. Which one do you want to choose?"

"Guide Qu, do you have any recommendations for these packages?" the girl just asked.

Tour guide Qu glanced at her and replied without hesitation: "I highly recommend the wilderness survival package. This is our hotel's classic package! In this package, we removed most of the unreasonable ingredients, but retained some of the original ingredients. Ecological game, because only in this way do you know that you are here to survive in the wild! ”

"Is it really that good?"

"certainly!"

"Okay, I'll eat this."

"No problem, I'll make arrangements for you right away!"

After saying that, before anyone else could speak, the tour guide walked into the cooking tent and communicated with the staff.

"Master, here are nine regular meals and one wilderness survival meal."

The cooking staff was stunned.

What the hell? Someone actually ordered the wilderness survival package?

"Guide Qu, are you sure this is not a regular package?"

"I'm sure some of the tourists want to try it out."

I don’t want to try this stuff!

Although a little speechless, the staff still prepared meals according to the tourists' requirements.

"time to eat!"

Upon hearing Tour Guide Qu’s call, tourists entered the tent one after another.

Lunch is divided by plates. The dishes are quite rich, including meat, vegetables, eggs and pork rib soup.

After waiting for so long, everyone was already hungry, and their appetites immediately increased when they saw such rich dishes.

When the female tourist saw the sumptuous dishes, she wanted to sit down directly, but then Tour Guide Qu reached out to stop her.

"Wait a minute, what's here is the regular package. Where is your wilderness survival package?"

The female tourist followed Tour Guide Qu’s hand and her eyes suddenly widened!

This wilderness survival set meal is actually quite rich in side dishes, including river fish, rabbit legs, etc. But...

"Why are there bugs in this dish?"

"Have you ever watched Wilderness Survival? Insects are a must-appreciate part of survival in the wild! But don't worry, these insects are all raised by us at home. They are absolutely clean and pollution-free! They are also rich in nutrients, and the protein is five times that of beef!" Coach Qu explained in a kind tone.

He doesn’t hold grudges, because if he has any grudges, he will usually avenge them on the spot!

The female tourist said with a dark face: "Do you think this explanation is useful? You actually gave bugs to tourists to eat. I must go online to expose this black-hearted hotel of yours."

"Hey, tourist, don't worry. Think about it, you finally participated in a wild survival trip. Don't you want to take some special photos?"

Coach Qu pointed at the wilderness survival meal and explained: "This meal is not just for eating, but more importantly, it can be used for taking photos! You take a photo of the meal and send it to Moments and then add a photo. That's it." A true wilderness survival title, how cool is that?”

The female tourist was stunned for a moment and then fell into deep thought.

Hey, don’t say it, don’t say it, what the tour guide said makes sense!

A smile appeared on the lips of the tour guide Shenmeiqu who looked at the female tourist who was thinking seriously.

This is also a skill he learned through hard work in society. It is called defeating magic with magic!

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Among the options of writing essays and taking photos to show off to friends, this female tourist finally chose to take photos and show off to friends.

After lunch, everyone gathered in the open space again.

After seeing everyone coming together, tour guide Qu explained the afternoon tour to everyone.

"I will take you to explore the nearby wilderness later and experience the original forest environment. Remember that although it is relatively safe compared to the primitive jungle, there are also many dangerous animals, such as snakes, tigers, etc. You will be waiting for me later. You must follow me closely and don’t run around! This is for your safety, do you understand?”

"Understood!" everyone replied in unison.

After everyone finished speaking, Zhou Hao asked a question.