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"Sir, I have finally found you."

As soon as Hu Xianfeng finished speaking, a giant eagle flew down from the sky. When he heard the giant eagle calling the middle-aged man, Hu Xianfeng was startled.

"What did you call this man just now?"

Um? Who is speaking?

The giant eagle turned its head and looked around. When it saw the figure of the Tiger Pioneer, it was stunned for a moment.

These two people obviously know each other and are very familiar with each other!

"Why are you here too?"

Tiger Pioneer was speechless. What do you mean, I'm here too. This is my hunting area, okay?

"I should be asking you this, right? We've always been on the same page. Why did you come to my hunting area for no reason?"

Hearing this, the giant eagle suddenly came back to his senses, bad! I almost forgot about the real thing!

The giant eagle left Tiger Pioneer alone and came back to the middle-aged man.

"Sir, why did you leave without saying goodbye? It was so hard for me to find you."

The middle-aged man glanced at the giant eagle and said calmly: "Do I need to report to you in advance if I want to go there?"

The giant eagle shook violently and quickly shook its head.

"Of course not! You can go wherever you want, sir! It's my honor if you want to play hawk and catch chickens with me!"

Middle-aged man: "..."

This giant eagle is good at everything, but its brain is not working well.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Tiger Pioneer seemed to realize something. Except for a certain creature in this area, he and the giant eagle were basically the strongest beings. Being able to make the giant eagle so respectful and speak like an adult, The identity of this middle-aged man seems to be revealed.

Thinking of this, Tiger Pioneer's body stiffened and cold sweat broke out all over his body.

"Are you...?"

The middle-aged man glanced at the Tiger Pioneer and saw lines of mycelium growing on his face.

Seeing the hyphae on the middle-aged man's face, the Tiger Pioneer felt a cold air rush straight to his forehead, and he knelt down on the spot!

"Sir, this is all a misunderstanding!"

Tiger Pioneer was about to cry at this moment. He never thought that one day he would get so high that his immediate boss would get so excited!

In fact, it stands to reason that tigers and eagles, creatures at the top of the food chain, should also be at the top of the pyramid after evolution, but the magical nature made a little joke for them.

In order to reflect the diversity of species, when allocating evolutionary points to various organisms, nature points out cluster consciousness to fungi! Then the values ​​exploded!

Any single fungus in this area would never be a match for the Giant Eagle and Tiger Pioneer, but it was different for the fungus that brought out the swarm consciousness.

Now all the fungi in this area are part of the colony!

They are both individuals and groups!

No matter how powerful the Tiger Pioneer and the Giant Eagle are, they cannot be enemies of an entire forest of fungi!

The middle-aged man in front of him seems to be frail, but he is just a body made of fungi. Even if he is beaten to pieces, it will only be a negligible loss to the fungi in this forest.

"I don't have time to care about you now. We'll discuss your matters later."

After saying that, the middle-aged man turned to look at Zhou Hao and the others with benevolent expressions.

"I'm sorry, everyone, my subordinates are ignorant and scared you."

Although the middle-aged man acted very friendly, he forgot to take back the hyphae on his face!

This smiling face covered with mycelium almost scared the little girl who was picked up by Tour Guide Qu to tears! Even a tough guy like Tour Guide Qu was so scared that he had goosebumps all over his body!

Among all of them, only Zhou Hao's expression was the most natural. The middle-aged man's smile was indeed scary, but Zhou Hao had never seen anything like this before! He has even been to the Kaitan Zoo! This kind of simple visual impact really couldn't arouse his mood swings.

As the incarnation of the fungus cluster consciousness, the middle-aged man would naturally not fail to notice the abnormalities of the tourists. He touched his face with a puzzled look and immediately realized that the problem was there.

The middle-aged man took back the fungus on his face and said with a normal expression: "I forgot to tidy up my appearance just now, don't mind."

Dare we mind?

"I don't mind! I don't mind! So what, why do you want to see us?" asked a tourist.

"Quickly, since you have asked the core question, I will not go around in circles. To be honest, I think the place where you humans live is a bit too urban!"

"Huh? So you think so?"

"Retreat from the city and return to the forest!"

The tourist was stunned for a moment, and after pondering over the middle-aged man's words several times, he finally figured out the other four words.

"De-urbanization?"

"correct."

"This won't work!"

The middle-aged man laughed when he heard this.

He pointed at the tourist and looked at Tiger Pioneer and the others.

"Do you know what humans are to us?"

The giant eagle scratched its head.

"food?"

"No, it's the enemy! The more the enemy doesn't want me to do something, the more I have to do it! Because it means I'm doing the right thing!"

The Tiger Pioneer's body trembled, and he nodded in deep agreement.

"Sir, what you said is so right! Listening to your words makes me suddenly enlightened!"

"Hey, stop flattering me, you still have a lot to learn."

After speaking, the middle-aged man turned his attention to another tourist.

"Let me ask you, are you willing to accept de-urbanization?"

With the experience of the tourist just now, this tourist naturally knows how to answer.

"Yes! I'm so willing! Nowadays, the city is full of car loans, housing loans and 996! I can't live in this kind of life for a long time! If you can really implement the policy of de-urbanization, then I support it with all my hands and feet!"

The middle-aged man looked at Brother Hu and the others again.

"See, even my enemies have to support me, which further proves that I did the right thing!"

The tourist who just answered the question was dumbfounded.

Isn’t this right? Don’t you say that the more the enemy opposes, the more it means that what you are doing is correct? But now I am clearly in favor! It turns out you are right!

Zhou Hao on the side couldn't help it at this time.

"What if the person who opposes you is your friend?"

The middle-aged man replied without hesitation: "That means he is an enemy!"

Now everyone couldn't hold back any longer.

Good fellow, you are putting aside the three-dimensional defense!

Chapter 1,108 The large-scale documentary about human-animal friendship continues to be broadcast for you

"I think there is a slight problem with the logic of your statement." Zhou Hao said with a difficult expression.

His words are already very tactful. If there is a slight problem with the middle-aged man's words, it is clearly logical rape!

Enemy → Opposition → I’m right

Friend → Agree → I’m right

Enemy → Agree → Friend → I’m right

Friends → Opposition → Enemy → I’m right

According to this logical chain, the middle-aged man is right no matter what! After giving it to him, it belongs to yes!

Hearing Zhou Hao's words, the middle-aged man shrugged and said indifferently: "So you are the enemy."

Zhou Hao: "..."

There is no way to talk about this!

Although the middle-aged man's words are outrageous, in fact his words are guided by a complete set of theories.

If enemies, friends, and passers-by all support him, it means that he is on the right path; if enemies, friends, and passers-by all oppose him, it means that he is on a difficult road.

This is the core guiding theory for all his actions. Although it is simple, it is logically self-consistent and cannot find any loopholes. The only drawback is that the defense is a bit too strong.

Zhou Hao no longer had the energy to continue arguing with the middle-aged man. What the other party did reminded him of an old friend, and history proved that that old friend could not be persuaded.

Seeing Zhou Hao's silent middle-aged man strengthened his thoughts.

If he didn’t feel that he was wronged, why didn’t he refute it?

"Okay, let's stop talking here. Do you know why I want to keep you here?"

"As a food reserve?" Zhou Hao asked tentatively.

The middle-aged man shook his head: "I am a vegetarian."

"Is that a hostage?" Zhou Hao continued to ask.

The middle-aged man continued to shake his head: "That's not necessary."

"Well, then I don't know."

The middle-aged man stretched out a finger.

"There is an old saying in China: Know yourself and your enemy, and you will never be invincible in a hundred battles. Do you understand what I mean now?"

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment and then nodded.

"Very good. There is an old saying in China: He who knows the current affairs is a hero! You should understand."

"..."

Of course I understand, do you just want him to betray human intelligence?

But why would you want to get information from me? I am just an ordinary tourist, there is nothing special about this place except for the occasional supernatural event! What information can I provide you with?

"Let me ask you, do you know the urban planning of this city?" The middle-aged man asked directly regardless of Zhou Hao's thoughts.

Zhou Hao shook his head: "Don't you know, I'm a foreigner."

The middle-aged man clapped his tongue.

"Useless foreigner!"

Me! What happened to the stranger! Foreigners are eating your rice!

The middle-aged man's eyes seemed to be aware of Zhou Hao's dissatisfaction.

"What, do you have any objections?"

Zhou Hao was immediately relieved.

"No, you are right, I am a despicable foreigner."

Although Zhou Hao secretly changed his words, the middle-aged man did not argue with him. After all, despicable is not a complimentary word.

"Since you don't know the local urban planning, you should know something about the military."

"Um, does war neglect count as military?"

This is a hammer!

The middle-aged man's lungs were so angry that he finally robbed someone, but he couldn't even ask questions!

"I don't know this or that, what are you usually looking at!"

Zhou Hao thought for a while and then took out his mobile phone and opened the P station.

"look at this."

Zhou Hao showed the middle-aged man the screen of his mobile phone, which was full of all kinds of incredible anime clips, including Satori 2.5, Tomoe Asami, Flanda and Orange Juice.

The middle-aged man's eyes widened immediately when he looked at the various paper-backed figures on his phone.