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Chapter 1,110 Longchang Enlightenment

The consciousness of the fungus group in the forest is sitting on the rock wall and looks like a thinker. He is thinking about which step he made wrong. Obviously he has the most complete theoretical guidance and action plan, but why did he take the first step? Something went wrong.

The climate of this primitive forest is changeable. The sky that was clear not long ago suddenly turned into clouds in a few minutes.

The animals in the forest all hid in their lairs. Only the middle-aged man who was the incarnation of the consciousness of the fungus group was still sitting on the rock wall. After a while, it started to rain heavily with a thunder in the sky!

The middle-aged man just sat on the stone wall and let the wind and rain beat him, unmoved by the interference from the outside world.

Three days passed in the blink of an eye, and one morning came again. As the red sun rose, the first ray of sunlight from the sky scattered on the stone wall. The middle-aged man suddenly opened his eyes and stood up!

"I see!!!"

The middle-aged man looked up to the sky and shouted, looking at the rising sun in the horizon with his eyes shining brightly! After three days of wind and rain, he finally enlightened!

"It's not that the road to urbanization is unworkable, but that urbanization is more cost-effective!"

This may sound a bit unclear at first, but you can understand it as long as you understand the core theory.

In the imagination of middle-aged men, deurbanization is the final form of civilization. As we all know, the development of civilization is an upward spiral. You cannot directly reach the highest stage of a civilization overnight.

Therefore, if you want to achieve the ultimate goal of de-urbanization, you must first go through the transitional stage of urbanization!

Human civilization is now at this stage, and their evolved creatures have settled down a lot in this area, but it doesn't matter. He has already thought of a reasonable and perfect development path for the current situation of evolved creatures! Let’s call it Forest First Edition’s road to urbanization!

After thinking about all this, the middle-aged man felt like the protagonist in a martial arts novel who had opened up the Ren and Du channels. He felt unprecedentedly comfortable!

At this time, King Kong got up early to hunt, and the middle-aged man frowned when he saw the giant wooden stick in his hand that he got from nowhere.

The tools you use seem a bit too urban!

The middle-aged man was about to step forward to help King Kong join the road to urbanization as soon as possible, but he stopped again when he thought of what he had just realized and felt.

He touched his chin and looked at King Kong's back thoughtfully, and then made a decision.

"Xiao Hei!"

The middle-aged man shouted softly. King Kong in the distance stopped and looked around, then stretched out his hand and scratched his head.

Strange, I clearly heard someone calling me just now. Was it my imagination?

King Kong shook his head and planned to continue hunting, but at this moment there was a touch at his feet.

King Kong looked down and saw a beauty with blond hair and big waves appearing at his feet.

Looking at the sudden appearance of this human beauty, King Kong was stunned for a moment and then reached out and grabbed her.

After looking at the blond beauty with big waves lovingly for a while, King Kong threw her into his mouth.

The plot of Beauty and the Beast can only appear in the movie! King Kong's sexual orientation is normal, and he only likes female King Kong with delicate features!

Human beauties are just snacks!

King Kong chewed this blond beauty with big waves in his mouth and then frowned.

"Why does this human being smell like mushrooms?"

"Because that's my incarnation! You idiot!"

A voice came, and then wisps of mycelium floated out of the forest, forming a middle-aged man in front of King Kong.

Seeing this scene, King Kong was stunned for a moment and then broke into cold sweat on his forehead!

Damn it! I actually ate the boss!

"Boss, this is a complete misunderstanding. I didn't know that was you. I...I...I'll spit you out right now!"

After saying that, King Kong put his hand into his throat and stirred it. A strong feeling of nausea came to his heart. King Kong vomited all over the middle-aged man!

"Boss, have you vomited it out? If not, I will continue to stir it up!"

"You **** stop doing it!"

The middle-aged man secretly looked at the vomit on his body with a disgusted look on his face, and the idea of ​​using King Kong to make fertilizer came up in his mind, but considering that it was the time of employment, he held back.

The middle-aged man took a deep breath after removing the vomit from his body and said, "Xiao Hei, you are the most ingenious among all evolved creatures. I have something to do for you."

"Boss, you said, as long as I can do it, I will do it!"

The middle-aged man nodded with satisfaction.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. I just want you to help us do some urban planning for this forest."

King Kong was stunned for a moment. He even wondered if there was something wrong with his ears!

"Boss, what did you just say?"

"I want you to do urban planning for the forest."

Hearing the middle-aged man repeat what he just said again, King Kong's eyes suddenly widened. Is this really what the boss would say?

"Are you confused and don't understand what I'm thinking?"

King Kong nodded.

The middle-aged man clapped his hands fiercely: "That's right! If you could figure it out, wouldn't my three days of thinking be in vain!"

"Ah this..."

"Stop doing this and that. Just say whether you can do or not do urban planning!"

King Kong looked at the middle-aged man with a difficult expression and replied, "I'll try my best."

The middle-aged man looked dissatisfied.

"What I hate is saying "try your best, try your best", Xiao Hei, young people need more training to grow up. How can you get discouraged before you even start! You have to have confidence in yourself!"

If I really have confidence, how can I say such a thing?

Although he kept cursing in his heart, King Kong was still very cooperative with his mouth.

"Okay, I will definitely complete the task!"

"Well, this is how you look like a de-urbanization fighter!"

On the other side, the tour guide Qu in the army was sorting out his military uniforms.

Because he reported meritorious service and his body was baptized by Brother Tiger's essence and blood, the army allowed him to return to the team again, and today he has to welcome his new captain.

Just as Tour Guide Qu was thinking about this, the door was pushed open.

Seeing the man entering the room, the tour guide immediately stood up and stood at attention and performed a standard military salute.

"Hello, Captain! Qu Jinyang from the **Special Operations Force is here to report!"

The man who walked into the room nodded after hearing Tour Guide Qu’s self-registration number.

"Sit down first."

"yes!"

Guide Qu put his hands down and sat back on the chair.

The man sat in front of Tour Guide Qu, flipped through the information and then put down the information board in his hand.

"I already understand the general situation. I am Zhou Yi, the captain of the **3rd Aviation Squadron. From now on, you are a member of our army. Do you understand?"

"clear!"

Tour guide Qu responded and kept looking at Zhou Yi.

I’ve heard others say that Captain Zhou Yi is a very awesome person, but he doesn’t seem to be anything special.

Now I am Wu Song alive! Could Captain Zhou Yi be more special than me?

Tour guide Qu smiled in his heart, the people in the army were still too exaggerated!

Chapter 1,111 It was the total battle that destroyed him

Chen Mo was updating the translation website at this time. At this time, he was translating a Chinese-style novel about cultivating immortals. As for the original female-channeled novel, it was dropped by a pigeon.

The reason why this novel was cut in half was not because he took the initiative to let readers go, but because he was beaten by extreme feminist organizations.

It can only be said that the foreign environment is so different from the domestic environment. He would be beaten even if he translated a novel about women's videos!

Originally, he didn't bother to pay attention to these feminist organizations. After all, the most intimidating box weapons of these extreme women's rights were completely useless to him. It would be better if he didn't open the box on the other side!

Of course, Chen Mo is not such an unqualified person. If he really wants to do something, he usually just follows the network cable and hits someone.

Seeing those extreme feminists trolling in his comment section, he immediately struck hard! Transform into Jotaro Kujo and use his invincible platinum typewriter to teach them what Emperor Zuan is!

However, just as he was killing everyone in the comment area, the website editor came over and asked him to correct the novel.

At that moment, a sense of absurdity arose in his heart that the ministers were about to fight to the death, why did your majesty surrender first?

However, there is nothing the editor can do. Chen Mo is not afraid of being beaten, but the website is! The external version T0 is no joke!

After hearing the editor's difficulties, he naturally expressed his understanding. After all, it is not easy for everyone to make a living in this society. Some UP owners on the Internet have gone to live broadcasts to beg for food!

Afterwards, he asked the editor how to correct it, and the editor told him that if he wanted to stop the mouths of these extreme female actors, it would be best to change the heroine to something ZZZQ, black, fat, transgender, and LGBT! In short, just fill up the BUFF!

After hearing what the editor said, he fell silent.

What kind of rectification is this? This is obviously asking him to rewrite a novel!

Not to mention whether he could write a novel again, even if he could write it, he would not want to touch such a correct plot at all!

He asked the editor if there was a second way to go, and the editor actually told him the second solution, which was to stop updating the novel indefinitely and wait for the Earth OL version to be updated. If the version T0 had been retired at that time, If so, then this novel can be updated again.

This is the reason why Chen Moge dropped this novel. This kind of art is still too advanced for the current external network.

He had no choice but to go back to his old job of translating novels for women's videos. However, now that the novels on the Internet have been rolled up, the young poor boy, the most powerful son-in-law, and the urban dragon king have all sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. He I am afraid that if we try to translate those ancient texts again, we will not be able to keep up with the times.

So he had no choice but to open up a new track and compile a Chinese-style novel about cultivating immortals for translation.

The protagonist in this novel can shuttle between the two worlds of reality and the world of cultivating immortals. The protagonist uses modern knowledge and immortal cultivation techniques to thrive in the two worlds. It's a really cool article! I’m sure you’ll be all in high spirits after reading this!

You can see how much netizens like this novel by looking at their comments in the comment area.

"It hurts! It hurts so much!"

"Author, where did you find this novel? A communication group for patients!"

"I wouldn't have been able to write this plot if I hadn't stayed in a mental hospital for more than ten years!"

"The writer of good news finally enters the dark room, and the writer of bad news enters the mental hospital."

"I am in a mental hospital. There is a man sitting next to me, giggling and typing on his mobile phone. Does anyone know what this is going on?"

"Hey, the nurse is not in the small code chapter."

"Hahahaha! The author is not crazy! The translator is not crazy either! It turns out I am crazy!"

…….

Looking at the comments in the comment area, Chen Mo couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. It can be seen that foreign netizens like this novel very much!

"Alona, ​​please continue to translate."

"Good teacher! Alona will work hard!"

On the screen of Chen Mo's mobile phone, Alona clenched her fists in a cheering gesture, and then started translating a new chapter of the novel at full power.

Yes, this novel was translated by Alona on Chen Mo’s mobile phone!

Since loading Alona, ​​his mobile phone storage has directly ascended to the sky!

The function of a mobile phone is basically completely useless!

But Caesar once said that the price of danger often comes with strength!

Although Alona blew up the card on his mobile phone, in contrast, his mobile phone gained an unprecedented level of intelligence in AI-related matters.

And now what Chen Mo asked Alona to do is AI translation!

Compared with web page translation, Alona's AI translation is obviously much smarter. At least she won't produce such clumsy translations as The Story of 105 Men and Three Women and The Romance of Three Kings.

But even so, she often makes some common mistakes of artificial intelligence, such as typesetting, sentence reading and typos.

If these things were placed in other novels, they would definitely be quite explosive, but this novel has a different chemical effect.

This novel needs to have the messy feeling of AI translation to be enjoyable!