Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"Host, that's not what I meant. What I mean is that you can't always watch one-on-one works like this. If you want to watch them, watch more works like the harem group from another world. As a time traveler, how can you not If you have a harem, if you don’t have a harem, how can you be called a time traveler?”

Chen Mo was speechless, he knew that the system would definitely not be serious.

"If you want to say this, then Tang San has something to say."

"Host, this situation is different. The reason Tang San is like that is because he has been infected by the hundred thousand year dead wife Gu. Do you think other time travelers will not be in this situation soon?"

Chen Mo looked disdainful when he heard this.

"Who do others refer to? Is it Yunxiao of the Yun family?"

The system was suddenly speechless.

After realizing that it seemed that it could not find any positive examples, the system decisively changed its thinking.

"Host, please don't always pay attention to these details. These are real factors and force majeure! By the way, don't you always have a lot of learning materials about Xiao Wu and the female pope stored in your computer?"

"Since you always like these learning materials so much, why don't you just go directly to Master Niu? Your boss won't be afraid of the blue silver grass getting entangled, right?"

You’re still playing the game of exciting generals, right? Is this a question of whether you are afraid of being entangled by the Bluesilver Grass?

"Niu Niu Niu, you are either bullying others or on the way to bully others all day long! You have figured out what else you are pretending to be besides the minotaur!"

"Widow!"

The system gave the answer without any hesitation.

Chen Mo: "..."

It was NTR that ruined it.

Chen Mo didn't want to pay attention to the system and continued to watch his animation.

Seeing that Chen Mo couldn't understand the widow's wonderful system, he was a little anxious.

"Host, don't you understand? The most important thing about a widow is not her status but her temperament. Don't you really understand that kind of sad and melodious temperament? By the way! Shen He, your boss, should know that, she has such a very It smells like a widow!"

Chen Mo's face darkened immediately when he heard that the system was trying to export its distorted values ​​to him, and even cited Shen He as an example.

"Can you be more serious! Look at who has a system like yours! Can't you do something serious!"

"The business is..."

What the system wanted to say was that it was business, who wanted to do it and why?

But after seeing Chen Mo's face, he realized that now was not the time to be clever, so he quickly suppressed his words again.

"Host, you have always known me. I have always felt that you have ambitions to become prime minister..."

"Um?!"

"Ahem... But since you are always watching Pure Love, let's not talk about the widow today, let's talk about showing off."

"Pretending? What are you pretending to be?"

"The dungeon in the host's land is connected to reality!"

Chen Mo was stunned. Of course he knew about an anime adapted from a light novel with a very long name. Even in this era when isekai anime are rampant, it can be said to be the highest quality isekai anime!

If this is the case, then he does have the desire to show off.

The system naturally understood Chen Mo and immediately gave a reply when it saw Chen Mo's expression.

"Host, to tell you the truth, I have long wanted to pretend to be cool. Now that the opportunity is right in front of me, I must not give up! Please, host, this is my lifetime request!"

Chen Mo was speechless, this guy from the system was pretty good at finding steps.

"It's OK to show off, but there has to be an explanation for how to show off."

"Hey! Host, this time I know what you are always thinking."

"Really? How about we each write down what we are thinking and then show it out at the same time."

"no problem!"

Chen Mo found a pen and paper and wrote a word on it while the system projected a screen in the air.

Both sides counted from one to three and then showed the words they wrote at the same time.

god!

Looking at the words projected by the system, Chen Mo smiled happily.

Yes, this is indeed his idea.

Since we are going to the wrong world, why should we follow the traditional novel style and become some kind of family members who directly play gods? Isn’t it good?

"Well, there is progress."

"It's all thanks to your teachings. Are we going to go over to the host?"

Chen Mo shook his head: "Don't worry, I have to make some preparations before going there."

"Huh? What preparations?"

"Draw an initial character."

After saying that, Chen Mo opened a webpage, and after a while of loading, the general's figure appeared on the screen.

He was standing in front of a giant dragon at this time, holding a giant sword with a dragon-shaped relief in his hand that was almost half his height!

Seeing this scene, Chen Mo felt a burst of emotion in his heart. He didn't expect that the generals had already passed through the big tree hole and the ashes lake to reach the ancient dragon's lair. He didn't know what he had experienced along the way.

On the screen, the general was playing with the ancient dragon sword in his hand, and he felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction in his heart.

I didn’t expect that there would be such a powerful weapon at the bottom of this big tree hole. Sure enough, the hardships and sufferings along the way were all worth it!

The general felt the touch of the ancient dragon sword carefully, then put it into the package and took out the sword again.

Although the Ancient Dragon Sword was extremely powerful, it also consumed a lot of physical strength. Basically, he would have to lie down on the ground tiredly after one strike.

This kind of weapon is not suitable for exploring the map and can only be used as a weapon.

After putting away the ancient dragon sword, the general walked around the ancient dragon and continued forward. However, he froze in place after taking a few steps.

Because there is no road ahead.

The entire ancient dragon's lair was surrounded by a lake of ash, and the only possibility of continuing forward was to be drowned.

But if you can't continue to explore forward, then where to go next? It's impossible to go back the same way.

"...Wait! Go back the way you came!"

Jiangchen's pupils shrank, he turned around and looked at the road he was walking towards, and his breathing stopped instantly!

Chapter 1,128 I will make an offer you can’t refuse

Thinking of this possibility, the general felt a cold air rushing straight to his forehead, and all the blood drained from his face.

You have to know how much hardship he has gone through on the way to this place. If he really has to go back the same way, it means that he has to walk through the endless lake of ashes, the big tree hole that is difficult to walk, and the journey to the underworld. The ultimate sick village!

Just imagining that scene made him feel weak.

Although he successfully made it to the ancient dragon's lair in Ash Lake after overcoming many difficulties and obstacles, this does not mean that he can walk back easily. On the contrary, the way back is far more difficult than the way down!

Although the Hydra on the other side of the Lake of Ashes was shot to death by him once, who knows if it will respawn after sitting around the bonfire. Even if this Hydra does not respawn, it can be found at the bottom of the big tree hole at the end of the Lake of Ashes. There are also a bunch of One Punch Super Mushrooms waiting for him!

Although those mushroom men move slowly, they do huge damage!

It will hurt if you knock it! You'll die if you rub it!

It would be easier to deal with if there was only one, but these guys come together in a group!

As we all know, there is a fixed formula in the Soul series, Three Dogs > Salary King.

It is already difficult to deal with more than two of these mushroom monsters, let alone a group of small mushroom monsters surrounding them! The difficulty of dealing with these guys was higher than those of the gatekeeper bosses he had fought!

When he came down, he slowly wore them to death by seducing them one by one, but if he wanted to go up now, he would collide with these mushroom monsters as soon as he came out of the tree hole.

Facing so many One-Punch Super Mushrooms in such a narrow place is completely asking for death!

This is just one of the difficulties. If he wants to continue going up, he will have to face the cursed frog and the map of the underworld in the big tree hole!

Just thinking about it made him feel like he was going into cardiopulmonary arrest.

"It's impossible, absolutely impossible to go back! I must have missed some details. Just like when I came down, there must be some hidden road here!"

The general frantically groped around Gu Long, poking at anything suspicious. However, no matter how he groped, he could not find the hidden path.

After a while, the general who dug the entire ancient dragon's lair three feet into the ground collapsed to the ground.

No matter how reluctant he is to accept the facts, he has to admit that there are no hidden roads in this place, and the only exit is the way he came here!

Looking at the way out with no end in sight, the general was completely in despair.

Looking at this scene on the screen, Chen Mo felt that he should take action.

In the world of black souls, the general was staring at the road back with his eyes blank, and his whole person seemed to be broken. At this moment, a voice rang in his ears.

"General."

When the general heard this voice, he didn't react at all. He just thought that he was experiencing auditory hallucinations due to excessive despair.

Seeing that the general did not respond, the voice shouted again in an aggravated tone.

"Zombie King General!"

Um?

No, this doesn’t seem to be an auditory hallucination!

The general's eyes regained their luster and he immediately stood up from the ground.

"Who! Who is calling me!"

"It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is that I know what you want."

The general stared into space with a mocking smile on his face.

"Really, what do I want now?"

"You want to get out of here."

The general nodded: "This is indeed the wish I want to realize most at the moment, but I can realize this wish by myself. If you are here just to say this, then you can leave."

"Don't worry, taking you away is just an additional item. I will make an offer you can't refuse."

"Oh, what are the conditions?"

"Add a feature to your campfire."

"What function?"

"Teleport."

The general was stunned.

"What did you say?"

"I can take you out."

"It's not this, it's the next sentence!"

"I can add a teleportation function to your bonfire. In the future, as long as you sit by the bonfire, you can immediately teleport to the designated bonfire."

The general's breath stagnated and he knelt down without hesitation!

"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met my master. If you don't abandon me, I would like to worship you as my adoptive father!"

It’s not that he knelt down too quickly, but that the conditions offered by the other side were too tempting!

That’s teleportation!

Do you know how much hardship he suffered along the way just because he didn’t have this function? In order to prevent not being able to return to the original place, sometimes I dare not sit even if I see a bonfire!

In this case, what awaits him is that once he dies, he will have to run three hundred and sixty-five miles! The process of mapping these maps of the underworld can be called the most painful torture in the world!

Before teleportation, he was a bird in a cage and a fish in a net. But once he has the teleportation function, he is like a bird flying into the sky and a fish swimming into the sea. From now on, he will no longer be fettered!

As long as this person can teleport for him, let alone calling him adoptive father, even calling him grandpa is no problem!

It can be seen that after training on various maps of the underworld, the edges and corners of the generals have been really smoothed.

"There's no need to shout, foster father. Just get ready and I'll take you somewhere."

"Where?"