How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Shushi Konoe is one of the security personnel of Huanghua College.

On this day, he encountered some headaches—including him, the security guards seemed to collectively lose their memories for a period of time.

"Could it be that someone invaded and erased our memory?" He walked on the road he used to be responsible for patrolling, muttering suspiciously.

But then he couldn't help laughing himself: "How could this happen? It's not a novel game."

In the next moment, he was strangled by the arm outstretched from the back of the tree, and it didn't take long for him to faint due to the lack of oxygen due to the squeezing of the arteries between his neck... It seems that his memory has to be missing again.

"Wow wow wow, you have done it again! And this time it is not a fall!"

Sakurakoji Asahi, who followed Xu Shenxing and saw everything, whispered.

"It's okay, I have already let the spirit ghost detect from the sky, as long as this patrol point is cleared, there will be basically no obstacles to the road afterwards."

Xu Shenxing dragged the security guard into the bushes, and then unplugged the other party's clothes.

"Huh huh? Lord God!" Sakura Kolu Asahi's face flushed, and she covered her eyes with her hands, and then opened her eyes wide between her fingers to watch Xu Shenxing's movements: "Yes, even if you are already hungry and thirsty, but I think It’s still a bit..."

"No, I just think this guy is about the same size as me. It shouldn't be a problem for me to change into his clothes and pretend to be a security guard to enter the school."

"Ohara, it turned out to be like this..."

"Why do you have a disappointed expression?"

"Wrong illusion! That is your illusion!"

"Forget it, whatever... Anyway, I'm going to take off my clothes, you turn around."

"Hey~~~~"

"So why make such a dissatisfaction sound..."

When the two were talking, maybe because of the temperature difference caused by the clothes being pulled out, Shushi Guan sneezed faintly and turned around.

Then he saw an unfamiliar man squatting in front of his naked body, making an action to take off his clothes.

Before he screamed, Xu Shenxing hit the acupuncture point in his abdomen, and rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Why are you so skilled, Lord God..."

"Because I have done similar things before, and more than once."

Xu Shenxing’s face showed a look of nostalgia: as a brave man, he and a group of partners sneaked into the territory of the demon king in another world. As a result, because he was a high school student at the time, he had no experience, so he suddenly got caught, and finally couldn’t. Instead of defeating all the Demon King's army assembled there with his friends, he just turned the infiltration operation into a battle of the human front united army to regain lost ground...

By the way, what Xu Shenxing missed the most was that he hadn't started to lose his hair at that time.

"By the way, Sakura Kolu, you were originally a student here, don't you need to be sneaky like me?"

"Isn't it the responsibility of being a maiden to follow the Lord God?" the girl asked rhetorically.

"Well…"

In this way, I can only give up the plan to take this person's wallet together.

Xu Shenxing muttered silently in his heart.

All in all, after changing the clothes of the guardian Xiushi, Xu Shenxing followed Ying Xiaolu to the atrium of Huanghua College.

The front courtyard of the college is basically a variety of beautiful gardening and fountain ponds, which are purely for viewing purposes, not a place to rest; the back courtyard is where the young ladies rest and hold tea parties at this time, from the point that the child needs to take the tram. Look, it shouldn't be the type that will participate in the tea party; plus the prohibition that even the security guards can't enter the teaching building, in the end, only the atrium can choose to try their luck.

As a result, Xu Shenxing saw Chihaya in the mountains talking to Jasmine in the atrium just as he wished.

"Very well, as expected of Jasmine, it won my heart..."

He muttered softly with satisfaction, and then began to walk around the atrium, intending to change the position to observe the girl's buttocks... Well, I mean the incomplete **** position stuck on the girl's buttocks.

Sakura Kolu Asahi followed Xu Shenxing's gaze to see the target they were looking for, and found that it was a deep mountain Chihayahou could not help but froze for a moment.

She pulled the sleeve of Xu Shenxing's security uniform, and after attracting Xu Shenxing's attention, she leaned into his ear and briefly introduced the identity of Shenshan Qianzao.

"So that's the case, the next deity of Bailing Shrine you are talking about is her." Xu Shenxing suddenly realized.

When he was in Bailu Guan, the old master Guan also instilled some knowledge of the gods to Xu Shenxing. Although he slept most of the time at that time, he also endured sleepiness because of being threatened by Qin Xingyan with rent. The end part.

Among them is the part about "the holders of broken gods will attract each other".

Of course, this mutual attraction does not refer to the relationship in love, but when the physical distance is close to a certain extent, they will involuntarily approach each other.

This is not a situation like the gathering of things, but rather the argument that broken gods unconsciously want to swallow other broken gods to supplement oneself.

Xu Shenxing’s godship of the **** of war **** was broken because of being taken away from the name of the gods; while the godship of Shenshan Qian early is a bloodline inheritance, let alone the degree to which the blood of the ancestors of the gods has been diluted over the years, let alone the two of them. It is not incomprehensible that people’s gods are attracted to each other.

"Wait, then, isn't it necessary for me to get back the position of the Valkyrie?"

Since he wants to continue discussing the current situation, Xu Shenxing is not in a hurry to go out, but hides in the bushes with Ying Xiaolu and whispers: "Let it enter the girl's body to complete the **** position, or you can let the girl directly upgrade. Become a god?"

"I think it's better to treat things like gods with caution." Sakurakoji Asahi seriously suggested with a blushing face: "And you also said that your gods are stuck in the fart of Master Shenshan...that strange part? I? I think it's not quite right to enter the body of Master Shenshan from there!"

"Hey," Xu Shenxing showed a troublesome expression: "But it's very troublesome to take it down. I was treated as an idiot by her in the morning?"

"It's okay, let me talk to Master Shenshan, I think Master Shenshan will understand!"

Sakurakoji Asahi volunteered.

"What are you going to say to her?"

"For the peace of the world, please let the gods touch your butt!"

"..."

"Why does Lord God show an expression of'Is this guy a fool?'?!"

"You guessed it right, Asahi, you are so amazing~"

"Hey hey, it's nothing...No! Lord God, do you really think that way!"

"Well, please contact Jasmine first, let her help."

"Don't ignore me, Lord God!"