Human accounts are forced to reach max level

"Besides, I'm so sticky now... I need to take a shower before going to bed!"

How could this guy have so many demands?

Alakiv felt like he was really going crazy.

However, Qi Ye was indeed feeling quite uncomfortable now. After all, the wine "waterfall" had just washed over his body not long ago, as if he had taken a bath with his clothes on.

But now the clothes on her body were soaked and dried a little, but still clinging to her skin, which had already brought great discomfort to Qi Ye who was in a daze.

So out of frustration, his little hands slapped the console faster and faster.

She's now trying to operate this giant robot to find places that might have a good bed, well...

The way I think about it.

In response, Arakiv, who witnessed the whole process from the sidelines, covered his face with his hands, and his expression almost looked like the world-famous painting "The Scream".

"Princess, as a noble royal, you really can't... huh?"

The shouting expression disappeared, and Arakiv was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the screen.

There was a sharp-eared figure with wings spread out from behind, wearing a British suit and round glasses, blocking the way.

Alakiv had some impression of him. He was the one who was responsible for taking care of the princess recently.

The name is not important, what is important is...

The opponent is a "demon".

"...hehe~"

No longer irritable, Arakif couldn't help but reveal a malicious smile.

He, the Forbidden Magic Book, is hostile to all demons, except for a little succubus named Sakuya who looks almost exactly like Qiye, including of course the guy in front of him at this moment.

In the past, it had been used in the hands of the princess to do all kinds of inexplicable things, and there was no chance to do anything, so now...

Enemy, fuck! Enemy, fight!

"Princess, have you seen that guy? Defeat him and you can drop the 'Superlative Bed' prop!"

Alakiv, whose mental age was worrying, immediately cheered and used "low-level deception" that even children would not believe.

Qi Ye, who was in a state of drunken dementia, reacted to this -

"...You have a point."

Qiye nodded blankly.

She accepted it!

So, I patted it casually with my little hand.

Under Demiurge's stunned gaze, he saw in front of him a twelve-meter-tall princess-type robot that he had already begun to compare with Gao Dakang.

Flying.

"Mmm!!!"

...

at the same time.

A luxurious mansion somewhere that is no longer occupied.

The candlelight that was originally used as lighting had already been extinguished, and a figure in a maid uniform with a strangely pale face was chewing something silently.

Blood dripped to the ground.

Edoma looked at the young white-haired girl, dressed as a maid and disheveled, huddled in the corner.

The other party was covering her mouth tightly, looking at herself and the body at her feet that had no limbs and was covered in ferocious flesh with a look of horror.

His eyes were filled with despair.

"Go away, I'm full."

He left these words calmly and ignored the other party. Aidoma took the severed hand and walked out of the house.

Her companions in the Great Tomb have all left here, including Aura and Lord Mare, leaving her alone to do some finishing work again, and now she is leaving.

After leaving the gate, I looked up at the bright moon in the sky and a group of flying insects carrying luggage and supplies back home.

Edoma calmly continued to chew the severed hand in her mouth, eating it bit by bit without wasting it, leaving only the bones.

"...I'm a little tired of it."

"I said, what are you eating with relish over there?"

At this time, a slightly rough voice suddenly came from behind.

Turning around, she saw a burly woman wearing dark purple armor and carrying a long-handled war hammer on her shoulder.

enemy?

"......Meat."

The pale hand bones and severed limbs were thrown away casually, and Edoma replied coldly.

"human's."

"I see."

Gegelan smiled generously, and his expression didn't look abnormal at all, but...

The long-handled war hammer that was originally on his shoulders has been removed.

“I didn’t expect ‘Eight Fingers’ to still be raising such a monster.”

It was obvious she was ready to fight.

"Well, can we pretend not to see each other?"

Edoma opened her hands casually. She had just heard the news about the princess in the "communication". Instead of fighting with the unknown guy, she is now more inclined to go to the princess to see if she can help. And don't know why...

She has been a little reluctant to fight with humans lately.

"I'm sorry, don't look at me like this. I am also the top adventurer in the kingdom. No matter what..."

But it was obvious that Gegelan refused. She adjusted her breathing and posture, and the fighting spirit of hunting monsters ignited in her eyes.

"We can't just let the man-eating monster run away!"

In response to this, Edoma's response was only a bit of silence followed by indifference.

"......so troublesome."

Chapter 122: On what to do when your friend’s villain subordinate is about to die

"That guy Yuanyi was so cruel."

In the mid-air somewhere in the royal capital, a figure wearing a blue and white robe floated quietly.

"I actually fell into a coma from noon to night, and I disappeared with Liya."

He touched the side of his neck a little depressed. Under the cold wind at night, Gafan's face became desolate. Then he turned his head and looked at the white dumpling on his left shoulder.

"System, why do you want to sleep with me? As a result, we don't know what happened now. It's like taking a day off from middle school and everything is different when you come back."

"I'm happy, can you take care of it?"

The system in Tuanzi state gave the other party a sideways look in displeasure.

But apart from bringing a soft touch, it doesn't have any deterrent effect.

"You even woke me up by pulling on my cheeks. You are so indifferent!"

"Why did you keep teasing me before? It's even." Gafan replied casually, subconsciously wanting to shrug, but stopped after remembering that he now had an extra pendant on his shoulder.

"Now, System, although I was the one who suggested that you stay on my shoulder in a dumpling state, but... don't you think that letting me hold you would make the scene look more harmonious and natural? Some?"

"Shit, don't even think about it!"

The system voice yelled in displeasure: "I'm willing to change back to Tuantou. Just have fun, Gafan. It'll be fine if you stay on the shoulder."

He felt that the side of his face was squeezed by Bai Naizi a few more times. For some reason, Gafan always felt that something was strange.

So, he looked thoughtful...

Well, forget it, just leave it like that, it’s just soft and comfortable anyway.

"Okay, okay, as long as you are happy with the system."

I casually applied "Multi-layered Barrier", "Infinite Barrier" and "Advanced Physical Damage Immunity" to the little guy on my shoulder. After thinking about it, I said "life sharing" uneasily.

Only then did Gafan feel relieved and brought up the virtual panel and began to confirm Jiguo Yuanyi's position... Huh?

A burst of dazzling strong light suddenly dazzled his eyes, coming from far away and approaching in an instant.

The beam illuminated the dark night and was reflected on his pupils, and happened to be directly touching his face.

This sudden scene caused a word to appear subconsciously in Gafan's mind, who had not yet realized what was happening.

Laser Cannon.

"Fuck!"

"BOOM!!!"

The exploding sparks covered up the friendly curses from the alien culture. Together with the small mushroom cloud that had not yet spread, a grand fireworks exploded in the sky above the royal capital. While lighting up the night sky, it also covered up the pain of someone being blown away. figure.

That's a pretty perfect parabola.

And because the original distance from the ground was high enough, the distance he flew upside down in mid-air was also far enough.

In the end, Gafan's figure completely flew out of this remote urban area, like a mortar shell beyond the range, free falling to a field outside a luxurious house.

Under the shocked eyes of several people present, a human-shaped pit fell from the sky directly on the ground.

"Bang——!"

Dust rose up all over the sky, and even the ground was shaken.

The monster crusade, which was about to end, was temporarily suspended because of this.

"......what's the situation?"

Gegelan, whose armor was left with ferocious wounds, looked in the direction of the deep pit and said with hesitant vigilance.

"Reinforcements from that man-eating monster?"

"It's a bit different." Tia, who looked very embarrassed, shook her head slightly.

They were now fighting against a monster they had never seen before. After a very hard fight and the timely rescue of another teammate, they barely managed to win.

At this time, the monster in maid uniform, who was seriously injured and on the verge of death, was lying on the ground in the distance, waiting for their final blow.

But now another accident happened.

"Geglan, Tia, you two stand back a little now, your energy is almost exhausted."

Ibiruai, who was standing at the front, said without looking back. The magic circle in his hand was gathering magic power. The red eyes behind the mask stared at the dust rising, secretly guarding against enemies that might suddenly rush towards him.

But the next moment, the familiar voice of cursing came from inside, which made Ibiruai subconsciously dissipate the magic in his hand after being stunned for a moment.

"Fuck! Which little turtle kid blasted me with a laser cannon? I'm provoking you! Cough, cough -"

After two violent coughs, a gust of strong wind pressure appeared out of thin air, directly blowing away the smoke and dust that obscured the view, revealing that the originally flat ground now had a lifelike figure, as if carved from the same mold as someone. A human-shaped pit.

"Snapped."

At this time, a big hand covered with dust suddenly reached out from inside and pressed on the edge of the human-shaped pit, exerting force.

Then a gray-faced figure sat up directly from inside.

"You bastard, don't let me catch you, or you'll be a good looker! Ahem, cough, cough."

After coughing a few more times, Gafan still cursed a lot.

After all, anyone who is flying in the sky is suddenly shot down inexplicably like a bird or a UFO. No matter how good-tempered he is, he will be angry!

"Damn, you're right to build up a few layers of defense before going out. Your bones are almost shattered by the blast... Wait, where did the laser cannon come from in this broken world?"

Looking at the tattered blue and white robe on his body with a little distress, Gafan suddenly reacted and frowned.

He felt that things were not simple.