I am a Big Villain

Returning to the space, Yan Chu looked at Yan Aotian, who had returned from the previous world with him. For some reason, both of them felt that their surroundings seemed empty, as if something important was missing.

"Ouch!"

Yan Aotian held a bone in his mouth. Logically, at this time, there should be a smelly and shameless orange cat that would snatch this thing from him. But now, it was ready to resist. The bad cat who was supposed to snatch the thing, but Never showed up.

"Ouch——"

The originally high-pitched and excited voice suddenly became sluggish, and Yan Aotian lay on the ground listlessly, with a hint of nostalgia in his eyes.

Similarly, there is the happy dog ​​who is always well-behaved and is criticized by his owner as a positive teaching material, and the timid and lustful stupid mouse who is the best at acting coquettishly. Although they have just separated, Yan Aotian feels that he is Already starting to miss those friends.

Yan Aotian is like this, so why not Yan Chu, but he is better than Yan Aotian. After all, every time he leaves the mission world, the system will format his emotions in the previous life. At this time, he still remembers the previous world. Every minute, every second, but the emotional involvement is not as deep as in the previous life.

As usual, Yan Chu opened his points panel.

After experiencing a few more worlds, his remaining points have risen to 83,770. This is also because he has not purchased anything from the system mall in these worlds. He earned them after completing each mission. The points were all saved.

He opened the system backpack. After several worlds of consumption, his remaining system items have all changed.

[Myogenic Pill] A good medicine for trauma, it will give you milk-like skin, three original pills, two remaining pills

[Internal Pill] Good medicine for internal injuries, essential to save life, original three pills, two pills left

[The Golden Gun Will Never Come] Ten times a night, be the bravest man, original three pills, two remaining pills

【Ever-changing】Human leather mask, ultra-thin and breathable, giving you personal enjoyment, permanent style

[Extremely Intelligent] Within thirty-six hours, you will have the highest IQ in the world. Side effects: extremely intelligent.

[Time Backtracker] is similar to the file reading function. After saving the time node, you can turn back time. Effectiveness: within three hours.

【□□】Maoshan Shu, expel ghosts and evil spirits, three times

[Meteor and Fire Rain] Maoshan Technique, extremely powerful, used against evil spirits, twice

[Huang Liang Yi Meng] Dream weaving machine can weave ten dreams, no limit to the world, and the remaining nine times

[Cornucopia] Putting any items other than system products into the cornucopia can produce a copy effect. It can be used three times, regardless of the world.

[Marauder's Map] Each world can locate the geographical locations of five characters, and the number of uses is not limited.

[Magic Box] has been used, and the item inside - alien meteorite

[Return to my Piaopiaquan] Repair any facial trauma, available in any world, number of uses, ten times, 800 points

[Big Stomach Pill] Connect the stomach to the dimensional hole and have a gluttonous stomach. It can be used unlimited times in the current world, 800 points.

[Pet Egg] Breed: Husky, inedible, hatched, can be carried in all worlds, force value: Zhan Wuzha, beauty value: random, remarks: This pet is highly destructive and has a certain chance of reaching a consensus with your enemy. defects, please wear with caution.

[Triggering Item] Space Necklace

In the last world, he used I Am a Druid, which reduced his already few system products by one. However, since none of the items on the system shelves these days are to his liking, the slightly empty memory has been None were replenished.

Yan Chu was not a person who relied too much on external forces, so he just felt melancholy for a moment before opening the system shelves to see if there were any new products on the shelves.

【Pet Egg】Category:? ? ? ability:? ? ? Can be worn in any mission world, priced at 9999

On one of the five shelves, items similar to those in Yan Chu's memory suddenly appeared.

Yan Chu couldn't help but look at Yan Aotian, who was struggling with a bone. He felt that this scene seemed familiar.

"Well, let me say it first. There is only so much I can do. I have written several confessions. As a great system, I have never been so serious about any task executor."

When Yan Chu was struggling, 007, who had been hiding from him for many worlds, finally plucked up the courage to speak out, and then after saying this, he disappeared again.

007's words made Yan Chu even more curious about the egg on the system shelf. Anyway, it was only 9999 points.

Looking at Yan Aotian's bored and lonely appearance, Yan Chu couldn't help but think that he couldn't take Yan Aotian with him in every world when he carried out missions in the future, especially since he was not an obedient and well-behaved person, but if he was left to stay In the space, Yan Chu was worried about making him sick. Although the passage of time in the space was different from that in the mission world, his ten years in the mission world was only equivalent to one day in the space.

Assuming that he stays in the mission world for a lifetime, the top day is only seven or eight days in the mission world. If he can hatch another cute pet and let the two cute pets accompany each other, he will go on the mission and just want to go out in the first place. Traveling far away will not make Yan Aotian sick.

With this in mind, Yan Chu bought the equally mysterious egg without any hesitation.

He always felt that this egg might be destined for him. Could it be an orange cat, a Samoyed, or a golden bear inside? Especially the sudden appearance of 007 just now made Yan Chu deepen this suspicion.

"Actually, I've stopped being angry with you for a long time."

After setting the egg to hatch, before preparing for the next task, Yan Chu suddenly said this inexplicably to the air.

"snort!"

After Yan Chu disappeared, 007 appeared from mid-air. Looking at Yan Aotian who was playing foolishly with a hatching pet egg, he snorted arrogantly and then disappeared.

****

"You're such a loser, I don't even have a son like you."

"A Chu, you are a good person, but we are not suitable."

"Wow, why is that man so fat? Hey, the way he eats is so disgusting and he looks so perverted. Let's sit farther away from him."

...

Various figures and voices played repeatedly in Yan Chu's mind. After a while, he rubbed his head and finally accepted his original life.

How should I put it? He was originally a pitiful person, but at the same time, he was also a hateful person.

After absorbing the plot of the world this time and the wishes made to him by the wish-maker, Yan Chu probably knew what he would do differently.

But before fulfilling the wish made by the wish-maker, he must first allow him to give his original body a complete transformation.

He turned out to be a completely decadent otaku. Yan Chu pinched his nose and felt the sour and rotten smell in the air. Looking around, the rental house of more than ten square meters was filled with lunch boxes. He didn't know what time they were. What was left was that because of the hot weather, even if the air conditioner was turned on 24 hours a day, green-gray mold had grown, and there were even some tiny bugs that flew in from nowhere.

As a person who loves cleanliness, Yan Chu really couldn't understand how the original person lived in such a harsh environment.

Using his original memory, he struggled to find a roll of unopened garbage bags from a box, then threw the lunch boxes and drink bottles on the table, floor, stool and bed into it, and then tied the bag into a knot. , temporarily piled at the door, and then went out after a while and took them to the trash can in the community.

After sorting out the leftovers, the house was not much cleaner and tidier.

Underwear can be seen everywhere, socks here and there, and clothes rolled up into balls like dried pickles and randomly stuffed in cabinets or in any corner of the room. Some of them are clean, and some are dirty. The clean ones were all mixed together, and Yan Chu felt a queasy feeling in his stomach. Even though he knew that those clothes might be clean, he didn't dare to get up at this time.

All these clothes had to be washed, as well as the original underwear. Because they were washed only once for a long time, many of them were already stained with yellow stains that were difficult to wash. For hygiene reasons, Yan Chu had to buy himself a pair. Ta new underwear, anyway, he couldn't force himself to continue to use these personal things left behind by the sloppy original body.

Yan Chu packed these clothes into three large garbage bags, one of which he planned to throw away, and the other he planned to use for cleaning. If he remembered correctly, the apartment he originally rented There is a coin-loaded washing machine on the first floor. It only costs three yuan to wash clothes once. It is enough to wash three or four buckets of these clothes.

Thanks to the summer in Ning City, these clothes should dry quickly.

Yan Chu held his breath, not wanting to smell the T-shirt he was wearing.

In one afternoon, Yan Chu finally tidied up the small house he originally rented. All the discarded and unnecessary things were put into bags, and then the other things were returned to their original places. This simple small house , finally had a somewhat neat and bright feeling.

After tidying up the room, Yan Chu was already sweating. Just looking at the clothes he put into the garbage bag, Yan Chu tragically discovered that he couldn't even take a shower or change into cleaner clothes.

Sighing helplessly, Yan Chu looked at the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the corner of the bedroom and began to look at his original body, which could barely fit in the mirror.

He is about 1,78 in height, and his weight is proportional to his height, about 250 pounds. He looks like a big ball of meat that can roll.

Through the memory of the original body, Yan Chu knew that he was very handsome when he was a child. He was a beautiful child that everyone praised, but in the current original body, the word "comely" could not be seen at all.

When I was a child, my almond-shaped eyes were squeezed into two slits by the fat on my face. The two big lumps of flesh left no place for my facial features and were squeezed into a pitiful little ball. The two folds on my chin were due to excessive obesity. You can't even see the neck where the cheek meets the body.

At this time, what Yuan Shen was wearing was a simple white T-shirt. Due to the limitations of his body shape, some good-looking clothes were simply out of reach for him. Coupled with the financial constraints, what Yuan Shen wore the most was in the vegetable market. At the clothing stall, ordinary old shirts cost more than 20 yuan a piece and a pile of 100 yuan. They didn't have any colors, but they were big and spacious enough to barely fit his fat body.

The same goes for pants. Because of the thick thighs, the original body has to look a little out of shape when walking. However, his knees cannot be brought together at all, which seriously affects his walking posture.

The only good thing about him is probably that he is white, but this is only because he has low self-esteem and cannot go out except to purchase necessary food for survival.

Looking in the mirror, he is sweating, his face is flushed, and the tip of his nose is shiny because he has just finished cleaning. He looks greasy and wretched. He has come and gone in so many worlds. In appearance, he seems to have never been the same. I have never been so embarrassed.

Even in Honest Man's world, although the body he possesses may not look good, it can still be called an ordinary person, but the appearance of the original body in front of him cannot even be called ordinary at all.

In particular, he was unshaven. His long hair, which had not been trimmed for an unknown amount of time, had already reached his shoulders. His greasy bangs covered half of his face. He also had enlarged pores on his skin due to improper diet and disordered work and rest. With the pimples on the spot, no matter how unconscionable Yan Chu was, he couldn't boast that he looked good.

Breathing rhythmically, Yan Chu thought that in this world, he had to start by transforming his original body.

*****

"Be careful, don't touch me."

The apartment I originally lived in was a hotel-style apartment that was rented out to young people who came from outside to work hard. The room I rented was the smallest apartment in the building. It was only about 23 square meters and could barely accommodate one bedroom. and a bathroom, and because in Ning City, the rent is not particularly cheap. For such a size and location, it still costs one thousand and two thousand yuan a month to rent.

Fortunately, the serviced apartment still has an elevator. Compared with the stairs in the old public housing, Yan Chu saves a lot of trouble when moving garbage.

He is no longer as light and strong as he used to be, with such a strong body. The huge physical load seems to make him take a breath after walking a few steps. After throwing away the trash, he plans to put away the clothes in the room. When he took it off to wash, Yan Chu strengthened his determination to lose weight.

Not to mention the request of the wish-maker, he had to lose weight just for the sake of health.

However, Yan Chu remembered that the original person seemed to have lost weight several times, but each time ended in failure. In one of them, he really worked hard. Even as a bystander of that memory, Yan Chu could see that. He suffered hard and suffered that time.

Get up at 4:30 every morning for a morning run, replace staple foods with high starch content with whole grains, consume zero sugar, and make sure to go to the gym for two hours of targeted exercise every day.

This kind of life was like a prison for the original body. He persisted for three full months. However, after such hellish training, his weight did not drop much. A mere seven kilograms of weight was completely unfit for the original body. His body size is already very large, as well as his efforts.

It was also after that time that the original person completely gave up on himself and lost his determination to lose weight.

Yan Chu is still not sure what went wrong with his original way of losing weight. After all, there is a difference between watching from the sidelines and experiencing it personally. He plans to wait until he tries it himself and feels it.

Because he was thinking about losing weight, Yan Chu was so distracted that he didn't notice the beautifully dressed young girl who had just followed him into the elevator. The garbage bag he was about to take down for cleaning rubbed against the girl's calf. .

"Did you do it on purpose? It's perverted and disgusting."

Facing Yan Chu's greasy appearance, the girl frowned and stood far away from the elevator, fearing that Yan Chu would rub his pile of garbage on her again.

She had seen the fat guy opposite her several times, and he happened to be renting right across from her.

Girls don't have a good impression of this fat housewife who doesn't go out a few times a month.

It is said that people are judged by their appearance, and the original person's appearance was that of a wretched and greasy otaku. The inherent prejudice against this kind of person made the girl only meet the original person a few times, and she had a stereotype of him as a perverted and wretched person.

Therefore, it was clear that Yan Chu just accidentally bumped into her, but from the girl's perspective, it was this otaku who did it on purpose just to eat her up.

"sorry."

Yan Chu also knew that his original image was indeed not good, and he had accidentally bumped into someone else just now, so he quickly said sorry.

strangeness!

The girl was squatting with a handkerchief to wipe her calf that had been rubbed by something unknown. After hearing Yan Chu speak, she looked at him in shock.

I didn't expect this fat nerd to be ugly and have a nice voice.

But so what if he had a nice voice, it still couldn't change the girl's feeling of disgust towards him.

"snort."

After the elevator reached the first floor, the girl hurried away from Yan Chu in high heels, leaving behind the smell of perfume in the elevator.

Yan Chu didn't take this episode to heart. He was lucky. When he went to the laundry room, he happened to see a row of empty washing machines. He took out a handful of change, sorted the clothes and poured them into the laundry bucket, and then took them He took out a pack of washing powder that he dug out from his original room and seemed to be given as a gift. The weight of this pack was just enough for him to wash the pile of clothes around him.

After planning the time, Yan Chu planned to go out and buy some daily necessities, such as towels, toothbrushes and underwear. These personal and private things, he still had to buy a new one due to his mental hygiene.

Because there are many similar serviced apartments in this area, the living facilities are quite complete. Not long after leaving the house, Yan Chu saw a medium-sized supermarket and went in to do some shopping.

Like beautiful and handsome men, a fat man of his size will also attract a lot of attention when walking on the street.

Yan Chu sensitively noticed some people pointing in his direction, but didn't take it seriously.

He has experienced so many worlds, if he would be sad because of the eyes of others, then he would not have been able to persist in the earliest worlds.

"Sir, your card has insufficient balance."

Because of the inertia of memory, after buying something, Yan Chu habitually took out his bank card to pay, but soon the cashier handed his bank card back, indicating that the balance in the card was insufficient. .

Although Yan Chu inherited the memory of the original person, many unimportant memories will still have to wait until he thinks about it himself. Especially about the bank card balance, I am afraid that the original person himself cannot remember clearly.

He looked at the machine and saw that he had purchased a total of two hundred and thirty-eight yuan and thirty-eight cents worth of goods. In other words, the money was no longer in his bank card.

There were still many people queuing up behind him. Yan Chu rummaged through his wallet and took out a pack of underwear, and then he barely managed to collect enough cash for the items in the shopping bag.

This was also thanks to the fact that he had just carried out a general cleaning and found a pile of loose money from the corners of the house, which he put into his wallet.

Dragging his slippers and carrying two large shopping bags from the supermarket, Yan Chu entered a bank's automatic deposit and withdrawal machine and inserted his bank card. The balance in the card showed that there was only eighty-six yuan left, less than one hundred. If you want to take it out, you have to go to the counter.

If he remembered correctly, this was the only bank card he had.

Looking at the balance in the card, Yan Chu was a little helpless. In other words, he had just come into the original body, and the first thing he had to face was the end of the world?

If I had known this, I might as well have brought Yan Aotian over. At least a purebred husky could still be sold for several thousand yuan.

Yan Chu and Ah Q comforted themselves, there must be a road to the mountain. As long as you have a brain, you will not be forced to death by money.

After taking back his bank card, Yan Chu thought about how he could use this almost zero capital to earn his own living expenses for the next period of time.

"Big Ramen Eater, sign up for the Kangwang Ramen Big Eater Cup. The first place will receive a bonus of 100,000 yuan and a free wireless coupon for Kangwang Ramen for one year. The second place..."

Taking heavy steps, Yan Chu was about to walk towards the apartment when he heard a group of people gathered outside a restaurant, and such a broadcast message came from the crowd.

If he remembered correctly, there seemed to be an item called Daweiwan in his system backpack.

It seems that I have thought of a way to make money!

Yan Chu paused for a moment. He glanced at the fat on his body, but thinking about the pitiful balance in his card, he decided to sign up for the competition first and wait until he got the one hundred thousand yuan.

"I want to sign up."

Fu Lin, who was counting the number of applicants, heard a cold male voice. In the summer, it was like a clear spring being poured into it, cooling people from head to soles.

With such a pleasant voice, he must be a cool and handsome boy.

Fu Lin raised his head and was startled by the round face in front of him that was one and a half times the size of an ordinary person.

Such a voice and such a face are really not that big of a difference.

"I want to sign up."

Yan Chu emphasized again.

"Oh, okay, leave your name and contact information. The day before the competition, we will notify you to participate in the competition at the designated place." Fu Lin came back to his senses and looked at Yan Chu with some regret.

It's really a pity to have such a voice with such a face and figure.

However, this was a competition for big eaters, and the opponent's tonnage would definitely make the competition more exciting. Thinking of this, Fu Lin cheered up and actively helped Yan Chu register.

The author has something to say: Due to everyone’s opinions, our Ah Chu can only gain another 50 pounds.