I Am a Professional Hunter

　　 "Fight! Amplify the move! Will the **** play! Fuck!"

　　 With the black and white of the computer screen, a fat figure sitting at the computer desk was furious, raised his hands and slammed it down!

　　 "哐! 哐! 哐! 哐!"

　　 The computer desk with the big fist hammer of the bun shook violently, shook the cans and some foul-smelling take-out garbage on the floor.

　　His name is Hu Fei. He is a typical dead man. He stays at home every day. His only hobbies are playing games, scolding the entertainment industry, eating melons, and talking cool words.

　　 His world only needs two screens of different sizes to be satisfied, whether it is appetite or sexual desire.

　　 [MD...Play a rock man, you won’t be zoomed in when you play a group! What are you keeping! Hit your ancestral grave? 】

　　 [You play as a wind man 0/21 Are you embarrassed to say me? 】

　　 [Fuck NM is not because of you! Never zoom in! Otherwise, I would have killed him! 】

　　 [Hehe... You gave away seven or eight heads from the beginning... Forget it you are happy, just have fun, I don’t want to fight with you. 】

　　 [You are a motherless dead cub! The pitted Lao Tzu died 21 times! I can be QNMD, the jungler is also brain-dead! I don't know if I can't beat me, come and help me! Mentally handicapped game! I can't play anymore if I retired! 】

　　 Thinking of his bronze rank, Hu Fei, who is a fan, was stimulated to his self-esteem. He became so angry that he clicked [Esc] without hesitation and became a hang-up dog.

　　Hu Fei, is a typical marginal person, not liked by others, has no friends, and has never been in a relationship.

　　 even fell out with the family because he was in his 30s and still playing games and not looking for work, and his last words before leaving home completely chilled the hearts of his parents.

"It's not because of you that I'm so downhearted! You don't have the ability to give me a better life! Why do you want me to work hard! What did you do when you were young? This old man will not stay! Starving to death on the road is better than every day Look at your stinky faces! You don’t love me at all! You know that I will find a job for you to support you! I don’t care if I am happy or not!"

　　 Yes, this is a person who likes to shirk responsibility. He will always be a victim.

　　 And Hu Fei’s parents are a soft-hearted couple. Naturally, they can't bear to starve their children to death. They still transfer a sum of money to him every month, which is his only income at the moment.

　　 At this point, Hu Fei lived the days of sleeping until the afternoon, then having a meal a day, and playing games after eating.

　　 He enjoys this kind of life very much, no one disturbs him, no one will blame him, the only shortcoming...that is, loneliness, after all, who wants to accompany someone like him.

But Hu Fei himself did not know it, but was full of illusions, thinking that someday there will be a beautiful rich loli woman who can see through her "strongness", and then she will be obsessed with herself and support herself without any regrets, so that she can support herself. It's fair to say that he's a little fat face.

　　 And God seems to have heard his prayer, one day, Hu Fei's spring seems to have come.

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 "Who! TMD... early morning."

At eleven o’clock at noon, Hu Fei was awakened by a knock on the door before he woke up. He was very angry. He thought it was some salesman or the wrong courier, but when he opened the door angrily, he was about to yell. At that time, I found a sweet-looking girl standing at the door.

She looks in her twenties and has a gentle temperament. She wore a thin shirt and held a box of egg tarts in her hand. Before she lowered her hand when knocking on the door, she was frightened by the sudden opening of the door and an angry Hu Fei. Jumped.

　　 "Ah! I'm sorry I irritated you... I'll go now!"

　　 Seeing Hu Fei's angry look, the girl was almost crying, turned her head and wanted to leave, but Hu Fei suddenly reacted, and courageously called the other person.

　　 "Hey! Uh... it's okay, you said, what are you doing with me?"

　　 He took a pose that he thought was handsome and leaned against the door frame. Seeing that Hu Fei didn't seem to be angry anymore, the girl hesitated and walked back slowly.

　　 "My name is Ziye...your new neighbor...because I may be getting along for a long time in the future, so I just wanted to say hello..."

The girl named Ziye handed out the box of egg tarts in her hand and smiled sweetly at Hu Fei. This smile seemed to tear away the gloom in Hu Fei's heart and spilled the sun on his soul. superior.

　　 "Hey! Give it to you! Please take care of it in the future~"

　　Hu Fei took the box of egg tarts blankly. From this moment on, Ziye's face completely occupied Hu Fei's heart.

After the two friendly greetings, they went back to their respective homes. Hu Fei looked at the box of egg tarts in his hands, his heart beating violently, and adrenaline secreted rapidly, making him extremely excited, and even fell into a state of neuroticism. .

　　 "She...does she like me?"

　　 There is the deadliest illusion in the world called "Is she interesting to me", and Hu Fei fell into this illusion.

"Yes... it must be so! Otherwise, how can ordinary neighbors say hello to give gifts? And it's egg tarts! The implication is too obvious! Egg tarts are two words, love and marriage are two words! She is in love Me!"

　　 Hu Fei tremblingly opened the egg **** box, took out a piece, and took a bite.

　　 "Hmm... so sweet... is this love..."

　　Don't talk about egg tarts. In the eyes of people who have fallen into the illusion of "Is she interesting to me", the air is sweet and filled with pink. Generally speaking, this is not a bad thing, because it will give people hope in life.

　　 But it also depends on the situation. For the average person, this may be an innocuous self-comfort, but for Hu Fei, this is his only belief. And when people firmly believe in one thing...

　　 will desperately prove and maintain the authenticity of this matter, so...

　　 The nightmare started~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Hehehe~ What is Ziye doing? Are you thinking about me? "

　　 Hu Fei stopped playing games all day long. He just lay on the bed dreaming about his beautiful love, and even listened to Ziye's footsteps with his ears against the wall.

When Ziye was bathing, he was even more excited. He even went out directly once and listened on the door panel of the other person. He also tried to peep into the door from the cat’s eye, but he was helpless in one direction and couldn’t see anything. arrive.

　　 "Hey, fuck, I'm so troublesome to see my girlfriend!"

Reality is cruel and fantasy is beautiful. Hu Fei is a person who is unable to face reality and can only sink into fantasy. In his endless self-narcissism and self-hypnosis, he finally firmly believes that "Ziye is me." "Lover" is the "fact", and because of this, it is a reason to do all kinds of things that break through the moral bottom line.

　　 more and more excessive, more and more serious, more and more intensified.

　　 Until one day, when Ziye was not paying attention, Hu Fei finally couldn't hold back and crossed the moral bottom line.

　　 He took out the small drill he bought specially, aimed at the wall separating him from Ziye, and started drilling.

　　 Soon, a hole appeared, not too big, only a little finger wide, but enough to pass a wretched line of sight, or a tiny pinhole camera.

　　 "Hey hey, this is nothing, she is my girlfriend, I do this is just a little love between lovers, no one will blame me~"

　　 He was like a pig, lying on the wall, wriggling his foul eyes through the hole in the wall, and crawled into Ziye's private space.

　　 "I love you~ my baby~"

　　 Hu Fei drooled and looked at the "love" flowing out of the hole. He was extremely intoxicated. He felt that between himself and Ziye...

　　 got closer.