I am a rich, rich and handsome villain
Chapter 178
Ye Feng's farts attracted the attention of everyone present.
In public, and at the time of the upper-class banquet, let out this kind of super invincible fart that lasts so long.
None of the guests present had ever seen it.
I haven't seen it since I was born, and I've never heard of it.
So they all laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
Seeing these people laughing happily, the mouth is big.
Lin Yuan was very abnormal, but he kept his mouth shut.
Lin Yuan silently had a few more fragrant wipes in his hand.
Then came to Mei Yuxian's side.
"Sister Yuxian, come over first. "
Lin Yuan pulled Mei Yuxian and motioned for her to come over.
At this time, Mei Yuxian was also very happy.
However, when she saw Lin Yuan letting her pass, she passed strangely.
On the way to pull Mei Yuxian to the side of her original seat, Lin Yuan pulled Gui Qingtong with her hand.
Yan Ruyue, who had been staring at Lin Yuan, also followed curiously.
"Brother, why are you borrowing my wipes?" asked Yu Shanshan strangely.
"Brother Lin Yuan, why are you pulling me over? I'm still waiting to see that Ye Feng's joke. Gui Qingtong also asked.
"Xiao Yuan, I'm a little strange too. Mei Yuxian also asked.
Although Yan Ruyue didn't speak, there was also a lot of confusion in her eyes.
Lin Yuan handed out a wet wipe, and then said, "Don't ask, cover your nose with wet wipes, you won't regret it." "
Hearing Lin Yuan's words, the women were extremely strange, but they still followed Lin Yuan's actions.
Cover your nose with a wet wipe.
At this time, no one else noticed Lin Yuan's movements.
Because everyone's attention was focused on Ye Feng.
The guests were all smiling.
Because they've never really seen this kind of scene before.
Represented by Qiao Siying and her father Qiao Jianye.
Qiao Jianye, who was in the Mediterranean, gave a birthday gift right behind Ye Feng, so he was also standing right behind Ye Feng.
At this time, Qiao Jianye was slapping his thigh hard while laughing wildly.
"Hahaha!"
Because he was very close, he could hear the sound very clearly, and the back of Ye Feng's pants was propped up by a fart to bulge, and he could see it clearly.
Qiao Jianye laughed until he couldn't straighten his waist and couldn't breathe.
He opened his mouth wide and breathed heavily.
However, at this moment.
Qiao Jianye's face suddenly froze, the smile on his face stagnated, and his face turned purple and blue.
"! you stinking!"
Qiao Jianye's entire face was distorted.
Hell knows how much stinky fart he just sucked in.
Qiao Jianye was not the only one who smelled the stench.
The people who were close to Ye Feng all smelled a huge stench.
"! Why does this fart stink so much! Didn't you say that the fart doesn't stink?"
"Oh my God! This is the smelliest fart I've ever smelled in my life! If I could, I'd give the owner of the fart a kick. "
"What the hell I just laughed so much that I ended up eating a stomach full of stinky farts, and now my breath is stinky, what should I do!"
"Stinky fart!"
"What a stinky fart!"
"Ahh
As the smell spread, the people who were a little closer to Ye Feng all covered their noses and cried, and then pinched their noses and ran for their lives.
How far away from Ye Feng is how far to run.
And with the smell of the fart.
The indecent word fart is also frantically spat out of the mouths of every guest.
Because it's really too smelly, it's too smelly.
It's not just a joke, it's even a little disgusting.
Just two seconds.
Ye Feng's surroundings became a poisonous circle, empty, even Wang Sheng ran away, and there was only Gu Qingshan who pinched his nose.
Looking at the emptiness around him, those people kept talking about the, and kept staring at him.
Ye Feng was also extremely embarrassed, so he could only stuff the gift he was going to give to Gu Qingshan.
Then run towards the toilet.
It's embarrassing.
Ye Feng walked briskly, and he kept making strange fart sounds.
Since Ye Feng has been trying to contract the anus and sphincter.
So the fart sound is not very coherent
Poof!
Puff puff!
Poof!
Burst!
......
Like a smoking train, Ye Fengfei also fled to the toilet.
Seeing Qiao Jianye, who was so stinky that he was foaming at the mouth and his face was blue, Yan Ruyue and Qingtong and the other women all looked at Lin Yuan in surprise.
How did Lin Yuan know that Ye Feng's fart would stink so much?
One person even sent a wet wipe.
Yu Shanshan asked directly, "Brother, how do you know?"
Lin Yuan smiled and pinched Yu Shanshan's apple face and said, "I usually smell too much of your fart, I already have a stinky fart warning." "
"Oh, we're all farting when we're together!" Yu Shanshan immediately scolded.
Yan Ruyue, Mei Yuxian and others covered their mouths and chuckled.
Of course, Lin Yuan didn't really have a stinky fart warning.
But the was he who ordered it, so he knew how powerful the medicine was.
The gas released can all pass through all kinds of heavy intestines, how can it be possible if the fart doesn't stink.
After Ye Feng farted and left, the scene still stinked for a long time.
It took a long time for the poisonous fog to open the doors and windows and disperse.
[Ding!Change the guests' impression of Ye Feng!Reward 300 counterattack points!] The system sent a hint in Lin Yuan's mind.
Hearing the system prompt, Lin Yuan smiled slightly.
This is still quite useful.
In fact, if Ye Feng farts alone, everyone will only see it as a joke.
But people like Qiao Jianye who ate Lin Yuan's stinky fart were a little sore and didn't have a good impression of him.
Airy and perfume-spilled all over the floor, the banquet continued.
Soon Mei Yuxian finished receiving her birthday gifts.
And after receiving the birthday gifts.
Mei Yuxian asked people to take dozens of small boxes out.
Lin Yuan knew.
This is Mei Yuxian preparing to give a gift to the junior.
Every time the Mei family has a night banquet, Mei Yuxian will receive a lot of valuable gifts.
After all, it's not really a birthday, so Mei Yuxian usually gives a gift to the juniors of the family in return.
Lin Yuan's Mo Meitu was prepared at this time.
He wants to return the gift, he doesn't want to be labeled as a junior, which will form a barrier between him and Mei Yuxian's alternative contact.
But there's no rush yet.
It should have to wait a while before Mei Yuxian returns the gift.
Lin Yuan now had to lay out other things, and by the way, he had to detoxify the poison that Ye Feng had given him before.
After Ryugo picked up the painting, he walked down.
Now it is painted in Lin Yuan's hand.
Lin Yuan took a look at it and gave the painting to Yan Ruyue, planning to let her leave it for a while.
Seeing Lin Yuan's movements, Yan Ruyue's eyes lit up!
[ps: I stayed up late and just woke up not long ago, and there are still two or three chapters to write, rush to rush!]
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