I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

People still can't be too confident.

It's like wiping hard after you poop.

But I found that there was no trace at all on the paper.

You think you have reached the highest level, and there is no trace of shit.

In fact, you have to check first to see if it is held upside down.

—Taken from the 1,400th chapter of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth.

"Sect Master, Sect Master! The fight has begun, the fight has begun!"

Yang Shuo, who ran back, immediately came to Sect Master Zhang and shook him awake.

Opening his hazy sleepy eyes, Sect Leader Zhang Da expressed his deep contempt for Yang Shuo's sudden behavior.

"If there is a fight, let's fight. You are also a great elder. How can you be so impetuous? Calm down!"

Sect Leader Zhang stretched, then sat up and woke up from a nap.

After a moment, he asked: "What exactly was the fight?"

Yang Shuo answered quickly. "Those monsters are coming. Seeing that we are not fooled, they are ready to attack!"

"What?"

Sect Master Zhang stood up suddenly.

This time I was so angry that I suddenly felt a little dizzy, so I sat back down again.

"A strong attack? A serious one, no more twists and turns? How about a strong attack? Is it like pressing down on the ground and taking off your clothes?"

Yang Shuo blinked his eyes and replied: "Sect Master, if we are caught, we will probably be attacked like this."

"That won't work. It's tolerable. Chrysanthemums and flowers can't bear it. Point out your troops and generals and give them to me! I'll feed you for a thousand days and use you for just one moment. Let me do it!"

"Yes, Sect Master!"

"By the way, bring that mud monster to me."

"Understood, Sect Master!"

Yang Shuo quickly arranged to go.

Sect Master Zhang also knew that this was the critical moment.

Don't think about anything else, just touch something for yourself first.

What about the death pot? Don't sleep, we have to fight side by side with this sect leader again.

Is there any divine fire left?

Oops, it was a bit of a mistake not to bring the body of the Goddess of Wilderness. I shouldn't have disliked her for being too big.

There are some other messy little pots.

Well, there is also a plate obtained from the Spirit Dragon Clan, which is said to be able to lock souls.

Just make do with it and stuff it into your crotch first.

Others use it as a heart-protecting mirror, but this is considered a crotch-protecting plate.

After everything was done, Sect Master Zhang Dazhao sat on the pot and walked out. The Death Pot is still asking, "Which god are you dealing with this time?"

Master Zhang Da replied: "It's not a god, it's a demon."

Death Pot thought for a moment and said, "Aren't all the demons from your side? Why did they rebel?"

Sect Master Zhang was not able to answer this question.

Forget it, you better watch it yourself. This sect leader has no time to explain to you.

Climbing up to the high platform, Sect Leader Zhang had an overview of the overall situation.

Looking far into the distance, one can indeed see that darkness seems to be coming in the distance and the earth is shaking.

It’s coming, it’s coming!

The demon army officially charges.

To be honest, Sect Leader Zhang Da didn’t have much knowledge in his mind. He has never quite understood the true strength of the abyss demon.

After all, he had never thought about occupying the abyss before this.

Today's war begins, and I really want to test the quality of the abyss demon.

Sect Master Zhang only hopes that the team he brought will not be defeated in one blow. That would be a great loss of face for the Sect Master.

"Sect Master, I caught it!"

Behind him, Yang Shuo grabbed the mud monster like a pig to death, and then threw it in front of Sect Leader Zhang Da.

At this moment, the mud monster is no longer as alert as before, and is slumped into a ball, as if it has lost its vitality.

"Sect Master, this guy still wants to run away. Fortunately, I have someone keeping an eye on it. As soon as it makes a move, I take it down and prevent it from running away. What do you think, Sect Master, do you want to kill him to sacrifice the flag?"

I heard that I wanted to sacrifice myself with a flag. The mud monster quickly said, "No, no. I am still useful, I still have many uses. In fact, I can also turn into a female, otherwise..."

Yang Shuo kicked it in the face, making it cry.

Sect Master Zhang didn't stop him. He just watched Yang Shuo finish his anger and then said loudly: "Mud demon, this is the demon you called. You did a good job. You called them all. Prepare to let me catch them all. !”

The mud monster was beaten up, and he seemed to know that he would definitely die today.

Therefore, it said with a bit of cry: "I didn't want to call them here, this is not what I called."

Sect Leader Zhang Da raised his hand and asked Yang Shuo to grab it and move it forward.

Sect Master Zhang pointed into the distance and said, "Then can you tell them what will happen if they come to fight with me?"

Feeling the indescribable "dominance" and extremely confident demeanor of Sect Leader Zhang Da, the mud demon lowered his head and said, "They will die, right, the great God of Heavenly Pigs."

"Yes, they will die. Your race, the mud monsters, will also die. You will watch them die together with your own eyes."

The mud demon seemed to be about to collapse after hearing this. It shouted loudly: "No, no, no. God of Pigs, you can't kill them all."

"Why not! If you don't want them to die cleanly, you can persuade them to surrender here. Remember, you only have one chance. Otherwise, you will die even worse!"

Sect Leader Zhang Da patted the mud demon on the head and asked him to think carefully about the consequences of going against this sect leader.

Although I don't know if persuading people to surrender is useful, but using this trick will increase their chances of winning.

"Sect Master, look quickly."

Yang Shuo suddenly raised his hand and pointed, only to see countless demons arriving quickly like locusts.

All kinds of weird things are combined together and overwhelming, which is really impactful.

Grand Sect Master Zhang quickly climbed onto the pot and looked at it intently.

The demons were getting closer and saw the heavy array and various traps set up by the Heavenly Demon Sect, and they couldn't help but stop charging.

They were all covered with dark light. Their eyes were full of desire for life.

Under the blessing of the Dark Tree, every demon seemed a little crazy.

The two large arrays were set up, and three people walked out of the abyss demons. They were the leaders of the red, blue, and purple demons.

They also saw Grand Sect Master Zhang on the pot from afar.

Then they grinned and laughed wildly.

"As expected of the God of Heavenly Pig, he looks so weird!"

"There is a pig head on the pot, interesting!"

"God of Heavenly Pig, you have come to the wrong place. You can only leave the abyss if you sacrifice the flesh and blood of your men!"

The three demon leaders laughed loudly.

Grand Sect Master Zhang frowned as he listened to their words.

What do you mean? These guys don't think that this sect master and the pot are one and the same.

What a bunch of demons with no sense of propriety, and their voices are so unpleasant.

After coughing twice, Sect Master Zhang also began to challenge, circulating his energy to make his voice louder.

Sect Master Zhang said loudly: "How dare you, demons, be so arrogant in front of this sect master? I will give you ten breaths of time to put down your weapons and stop being arrogant. Otherwise, there will be bloody rain and corpses everywhere, and it will be a tragic scene. Do you understand? A bunch of idiots, why don't you surrender quickly!"

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