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Chapter 82: The Moving, Mute Calamity (Please Subscribe)

“Snow King?”

“Are you sure you didn't take sponsorship fees from Mixue Bingcheng?!”

Chen Jue looked at the status bar of the snowman that had come to life in front of him. The first thing that came to his mind wasn't the snow golem from MC, but rather the cartoon mascots at the entrance of Mixue Bingcheng.

Although the shapes were very different, the name alone suggested there was something fishy going on.

He circled the snow golem, seeing that other than wearing a Halloween pumpkin head and staring at him with a pair of orange-yellow candle eyes, it hadn't uttered a single word for a long time. Chen Jue curiously asked, “Can you talk?”

The snow golem drooped its head and shook it, indicating that its intelligence wasn't low.

“It's actually a mute!”

“Then how do I communicate with you?” Chen Jue asked, sizing up the other party.

Upon hearing this, the snow golem immediately perked up. It rubbed its two wooden stick hands together, and a [Snowball] appeared out of thin air in its hand.

Then, he saw it 'biu~ biu~' throwing several [Snowballs] on the ground, and a square of smooth snow was piled up.

Looking again, it took the wooden stick and scribbled on the snow, quickly drawing a large '100% Loyal! Sincere!' on the snow.

“Your way of communicating is really unconventional.”

Chen Jue's face showed a strange expression as he recalled the snow golem settings in MC.

This type of utility creature, besides throwing [Snowballs] at hostile creatures or players holding wheat as a prank,

When it moves, it also leaves a layer of snow on the ground it walks on.

Because of this characteristic, MC players like to use snow golems for experiments, creating endless snow-generating devices or snowball machines for snowball fights.

“Move around and let me see!”

Chen Jue withdrew his wandering thoughts and ordered the snow golem to wander around the small workshop.

Seeing that every time it moved a block, it would drag out a layer of snow one block in size and 10 centimeters thick behind it, Chen Jue's mouth immediately opened wide.

Because he realized that the snow golem's ability to create snow out of thin air was probably also related to the MC rules, and not some scientific magic or supernatural power.

“If I took this guy to run a ski resort, I could save on snowmaking machines!” Chen Jue sighed in his heart.

He squatted down and touched the newly formed snow layer, feeling the soft, dense icy touch, with a bit of freezing coldness.

It just so happened that a heatwave was hitting outside, and even at night, the seaside was exuding a sticky, humid feeling.

Chen Jue instructed the snow golem to move around the workshop a few more times, covering the entire floor with this snow layer.

Soon, a dry, cool, and refreshing sensation began to sweep through the entire Cube Factory.

The physical sensation was like suddenly turning on a dozen central air conditioners, and setting the dehumidification mode to the lowest 16℃.

After staying in the workshop for a while, Chen Jue, wearing short sleeves and shorts, even felt a bit of chattering teeth and shivering!

He took an electronic clock with temperature and humidity detection and saw that the temperature inside the workshop had plummeted to 18.2℃, and even the relative humidity, which was still at 55% RH just now, had dropped to 20% RH in one breath.

“Holy crap!”

“Is this directly changing the climate within a small area?”

Chen Jue really gasped this time, the kind that felt like drinking ice-cold Sprite.

If a few of these snow golems were thrown into the desert or the Arctic and Antarctic, it was estimated that the global warming climate problem could be quickly solved in no time.

“Don't look down on your short health bar, with only 2 hearts.”

“But you are the most potentially apocalyptic creature in MC!” Chen Jue took a deep breath, feeling that he had synthesized a very heaven-defying and terrifying guy.

……

Seeing that the workshop was frozen like a large cold storage, Chen Jue immediately ordered the snow golem to stop moving.

If he let the other party create snow endlessly like this, it was estimated that before long, Chen Jue himself and those iron-headed guys who were busy with renovations and laying out circuits would be frozen into human popsicles.

He picked up the [Iron Pickaxe] and smashed all the snow layers, then took the [Bucket] and created a 'infinite water' pool in the corner of the workshop to prevent people from getting sick from being too dry.

After finishing these basic operations, Chen Jue took the snow golem with him to the semi-open boathouse, and continued to study the snow golem's status bar.

However, after looking through the [Skin Function] that required topping up, Chen Jue's face showed a strange expression.

Unlockable skins: [Arcade · Snow Bros.], [Movie · White Murder], [Frozen · Olaf], [Mixue Bingcheng · Snow King], [One Piece · Kuzan], [To be supplemented].

“Holy crap! Isn't there a normal human form?”

“Doesn't that mean this guy will never be able to be taken out to meet people?”

Chen Jue looked at the familiar snowman characters in the skin library.

He found that other than [One Piece · Kuzan] which was slightly closer to a 3-meter-tall giant shape, the rest were all reskinned snowmen.

In this way, it would be impossible to change to an ordinary human skin like the iron golem, and take this mute snow golem out for activities in a proper manner.

But thinking of the snow golem's heaven-defying rule-based snow-making ability, especially the uncontrollable and compulsory leaving of a block of snow after moving,

Chen Jue felt that it was still a protection for the earth and mankind to keep it hidden.

If a few more of these snow golems ran around, these mute calamities could even drag the entire earth into a global ice age like in The Wandering Earth!

Thinking of that apocalyptic horror movie scene, Chen Jue couldn't help but shiver, even his breathing was carrying a visible white mist.

……

After temporarily figuring out the function of the snow golem, Chen Jue let the other party stand still on the steps of the boathouse, like in the MC game, trying to move as little as possible and just be an ornament.

Otherwise, running around everywhere, this Cube Factory, which had only been built for a few days, would soon be frozen into a large cold storage by a large-scale ice AOE.

He moved an industrial electric fan and stood it behind the snow golem.

Turning on the switch, the fan blades whirred, and the originally slightly humid air, after passing through the snow golem's body, was affected by the snow golem's low temperature and automatically converted into a comfortable cool breeze similar to that blown out by a water air conditioner.

“Wuhu~”

“In the summer of 40+ degrees, where can you leave the air conditioner!”

Chen Jue grinned and looked at the blue-black seascape outside the boathouse.

He moved a recliner and dining table, and took out the dinner and midnight snacks he had bought back from the county town from his backpack.

He devoured a table of marinated food and fried dumplings, and felt that those few bottles of pineapple beer weren't so cold, so he put them on the snow golem's shoulder to cool down.

In less than a few seconds, the entire surface of the can was covered with visible white frost.

“Awesome!”

“Instantly frozen beer and drinks!”

“If I had known that the snow golem had this function, I wouldn't have grown vegetables before. Selling ice in the summer can also make a lot of money in a day.” Chen Jue opened the can and drank half a can of pineapple beer.

Whether it was because of the blessing of the MC snow golem, he felt that the taste and flavor of this pineapple beer seemed to be smoother than when he drank it before.

The ice-cold and sweet liquid entered his mouth, mixed with a sweet and refreshing pineapple aftertaste, and when he swallowed it, it eliminated the summer heat that couldn't be dissipated at night.

“Strange! Why has the taste changed so much?”

Chen Jue's eyes widened and he took a few more sips with some lingering thoughts, constantly savoring it in his mouth.

Then he picked up a bottle of ordinary pineapple beer that hadn't been frozen by the snow golem and compared it.

He found that the difference in taste between the two after drinking, calculated by a total score of 10 points for deliciousness, was at least a difference of 2 or 3 points.

It was like adding a layer of the snow golem's iced buff, and the difference between the two immediately became apparent!

“Hiss~ Use the snow golem to make iced drinks?”

“It doesn't seem impossible!”

Chen Jue's eyes rolled as he stared at the obediently standing Snow King. He felt that 'Chen's' should also launch some new products in response to this abnormal hot weather.

Otherwise, if it continues to be this hot at 40+ degrees, he's afraid that those customers who run to queue up might accidentally get heatstroke!

Guaranteed first update~