I am reborn without a pattern
Chapter 547 Very suitable for jokes
The dinner was arranged in Building No. 18, but Zhang Haonan did not go there immediately. After the security personnel took up their positions outside the motorcade, he walked back in a swagger, which made several local bodyguards tremble.
"Comrade Haonan, we are going this way."
"I know, I'll go to Building 2 to say hello."
"..."
"Don't worry, why don't you ask two people to follow you? Huh? Who is that? It's that... comrade we met in Guangling a few years ago!"
Not far away, a strong man wearing sunglasses glanced here and suddenly looked embarrassed when he saw Zhang Haonan. When he came over, he even cursed in a low voice: "Damn, why is this loser here?"
Many security guards have the impression that Zhang Haonan is particularly delicious...
Whether you have money or not, it has nothing to do with them.
"I haven't seen you in so many years. Why are you still doing this job? Are you interested in coming to work here? Five hundred thousand a year."
"Don't make trouble, our work cannot be compromised."
"I'll just go to Building 2. There's someone I know there. Say hello. Is that okay?"
"Yes, yes..."
"That's fine. It's a meal, and it's not clearing the place. Different comrades receive different people, and they all talk about the business that the department is responsible for. It just so happens that I also have some situations that I want to report to comrades in certain departments. This is reasonable, right? ?”
"Let me ask for permission."
It is true that different departments have different small halls for the dinner. The Four Seasons Hall in Building 2 is a small cocktail party, and there are a lot of people. Many of them are the diplomatic elite of the Rockefeller family at Harvard. In addition to the members of the Rockefeller family, there are also a lot of sons-in-law.
Yes, America also has a son-in-law...
Some can also bring their own dowry.
"Okay, okay, I really have important news. I want to communicate with comrades from the relevant departments. It only takes a few minutes."
The strong man turned his head and said something through the walkie-talkie. He and Zhang Haonan were similar in stature. They were both tall and burly. They had short heads and sword-shaped eyebrows. When he spoke, he looked in all directions and listened in all directions. His right hand always kept a strange expression. posture.
"Which department is it?"
"'National Immigration Office'."
Zhang Haonan folded his hands in front of him and said with a smile.
"Can."
There are a lot of field staff in this situation, and a visit to Building 2 is just for the internal staff to move around, so it won't affect anything.
In fact, other people can move around casually, so the reason why he hesitates towards Zhang Haonan is really an instinct... I always feel that this guy doesn't look like a good guy.
"Thank you. If you think about it later, come to work here. Five hundred thousand a year is a golden ticket."
"..."
Too lazy to talk to Zhang Haonan, he turned around and went directly to make arrangements.
The bodyguard who led Zhang Haonan to Building 2 didn't talk nonsense to Zhang Haonan the whole time. After leading him to the Four Seasons Hall, he completed the task.
There are people in the corners of the small hall, all of them are dressed very elegantly. Zhang Haonan also looks like a dog today, having changed into a student uniform.
Wearing black student uniform and black leather shoes, Zhang Haonan felt that he was "Chen Zhen" when he stepped into the Four Seasons Hall, and this was the "Hongkou Dojo".
There were a lot of people, dozens of them, including foreign devils and people from the Economic Bureau of the "National Resettlement Office". There might be other bureaus, but Zhang Haonan didn't know them.
However, he recognized two people from the National People's Congress, but he didn't recognize the rest of the young faces.
The National People's Congress has only had a one-time relationship. The last time was when the dog barked at the Government Affairs Council, so there was just such a small amount of fate.
"you are……"
Being able to get here, there is no need to doubt that there is no invitation or identity card. Zhang Haonan has the badge. He slowly took it out and pinned it on his jacket pocket. Then he walked to the long table and looked at a middle-aged man who was chatting happily. , asked with a smile: "I heard that you have been looking for me?"
"Isn't it over?"
"???????"
The other party was confused, adjusted his glasses, and asked in an uncertain tone: "Are you... Comrade Zhang Haonan? Is there something wrong with you?"
"Director Jin, you are such a noble person and forgetful about things. You have been looking for me recently. How come I am looking for you and am still confused?"
As he spoke, Zhang Haonan changed his tone and glanced at the young and old at the National People's Congress: "All gentlemen and students of the National People's Congress, please go out first."
"Um?"
Zhang Haonan did not look at the older man, but said to the young face, "What if it's me, 'Brother Haonan'?"
Several young people were suddenly stunned, stood up immediately, and then hurriedly said something in the teacher's ear, and then excused themselves to go to the bathroom and left the table for a while.
"To all of you Rockefellers, please give me two minutes of your time. I'm Siegel."
"..."
"..."
The foreign devil was startled at first, and then he actually stood up and left the table with a smile.
The small hall, which had been filled with dozens of people just now, suddenly became deserted.
The bodyguard in the corner immediately felt something was wrong when he saw the movement. He quickly came over and quickly reported the situation through the intercom.
Zhang Haonan looked at the domestic table wine on the table, looked at it for a while, and then asked as if looking at the origin label: "Jin Hulan, Director Jin, what do you want to do when you are looking for me so urgently recently?"
"Comrade Zhang Haonan, what are you doing?"
"It seems you really want to give me a try."
Zhang Haonan held the backrest of Jin Hulan's seat, then leaned over and said, "But fight with me, do you have the strength? Huh?"
"Mr. Zhang! What you are doing now...cough!"
Suddenly, he grabbed Jin Hulan's neck. Zhang Haonan looked ferocious. He directly thrust the mouth of the red wine bottle into Jin Hulan's mouth, then grabbed his neck and shook him wildly: "You dare to step on anything." I’m on top?! How much money did I spend outside to get back, you bitch, do you know?! Huh?!”
"Whoever dares to come forward, I will kill him——"
With a roar, the four bodyguards were immediately restrained.
Jin Hulan grabbed Zhang Haonan's wrist with both hands and tried to struggle free, but the astonishing brute force was not something he could resist.
The red wine exploded like a fountain.
Coughing but unable to cough, Jin Hulan felt like he was going to suffocate to death at this moment. His eyes widened, revealing the fear of facing death.
Even his feet began to kick the carpet frantically, and the long table made a thumping sound due to the violent struggle. Everyone around him was frightened by this dangerous horror. First, his mind went blank and his thinking stopped, and then there was a roar: "stop--"
"What are you doing--"
Bang!
The person who was approaching was kicked by Zhang Haonan and was knocked back several meters. He sat on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
"puff--"
Finally, when Zhang Haonan pulled out the red wine bottle, dark red wine was sprayed everywhere.
Zhang Haonan let go, and Jin Hulan immediately tried to breathe frantically like a drowning person. However, he still coughed violently. He bent to the ground in fear, spitting saliva, stomach acid and red wine everywhere. When he could finally breathe, , suddenly his head seemed to be hit, and his face directly hit the dirt on the stall.
It was Zhang Haonan's foot, stepping on the back of his head.
"Do you have the strength to fight with me?! Huh?!"
The cruel tone, the ferocious expression, and the handkerchief he slowly picked up, wiping away the red wine that was accidentally spilled.
After wiping the water stains on his body, Zhang Haonan stopped, then threw away the white handkerchief in his hand, straightened the buttons, turned around and said: "I have to attend the banquet in Building 18, so I won't bother you anymore. "
When he stepped out, Zhang Haonan held his head high and walked steadily, like a well-educated gentleman.
"Brother Haonan!"
The moment he went out, a young man suddenly shouted.
"When I have time to come to Jiankang in the future, I'll be the host. By the way, the environment here is nice and it's very suitable for fun."
"Playing tricks?"
"do not mind the details."
Zhang Haonan raised his hand and patted this guy on the shoulder, and then said to the foreign devil, "Ladies and gentlemen, I wish you a happy evening."
"Mr. Siegel!"
"What's wrong?"
There was a young man from the Rockefeller family holding a tall wine glass in his hand, smiling and saying hello loudly. Zhang Haonan stopped slightly and ignored the strong man with a dark face not far away who hurried over.
"You're so wild."
"Being wild isn't a cowboy's right, boy."
Then he smiled and winked at the other person with his left eye.
With a "wink", the ladies who were traveling with me almost couldn't hold their legs together.
“Hopefully we’ll see you again, especially ladies, hats off to you.”
"bye~~"
Zhang Haonan didn't talk nonsense anymore, put his hands in his pockets, walked out in a swagger, and then said, "You are too careless in your security work. You can't do it well. You need to criticize. But if you are laid off, I can introduce you to a unit called ' Dragon Shield Security', five hundred thousand a year..."
"Fuck you..."
Gritting his teeth, the sound came out from between his teeth.
After so many years, this is the first time that an accident of this level has occurred, or such a major work error!
"Don't be angry, are you sure you don't want to handcuff me? Then I have to go to the next building~~"
"..."
Many people came, and Zhang Haonan was brought under control. Although there was no small black room, there was still isolation. Who knows what this mad dog would do if he went to Building 18.
The accident was quickly reported to Building No. 18, and they asked for instructions. This was so ridiculous, who could have imagined it!
Zhang Haonan also drank tea with great interest and asked the poker-faced female bodyguard if this was the water from Yuquan Mountain, but she ignored him.
After almost thirteen or four minutes, the strong man pushed the door open with a bang and said with a dark face: "You can go to Building 18 now."
"Look, look, you have to be punished, but you can't do anything to me. Do you understand this is strength? Are you interested in coming to work here? The pay is definitely good. You can work here for a few more years, one year It’s only tens of thousands of dollars, so why bother.”
"Stop fucking talking to me!"
"I'm a billionaire, can I have a better attitude?"
"Walk!"
He resisted beating Zhang Haonan to death, but his fists still relaxed.
Tonight, someone has to write the inspection. There may be Zhang Haonan among them, but there must be the local security director.
As for the Director of the Economic Bureau, Kim Hu Lan...
It's just a physical examination. You can also go to court and prosecute Zhang Haonan. The crime can be as big as you want. For example, if it's more serious, the whole "intentional homicide" sounds like the kind that will serve you in jail.
As long as Zhang Haonan goes to jail, wouldn't it be nice if everyone can share the money together... what a piece of shit.
When the confident "Brother Haonan" was watching the Ming-style decoration, he also took a look at his hands. There was no skin at all, which was very good.
It's a pity that today's accident is destined to be circulated only in small circles. If "Brother Haonan is awesome", maybe a buddy from the National People's Congress will post a post on "Panda Continent", but others will only reply "Isn't this nonsense?" ".
The person who posted the post was left scratching his head and helpless. There was no way to explain how "Brother Haonan" was so awesome that he exploded.
Too over the top.
It's obviously not about morality, rules, principles, spirit or even structure, but for some reason, it just feels like trembling and shuddering, and it's so exciting that it feels like you're about to spit out urine.
And the foreign girls who have moved to a small hall are now thinking about whether there is a way to ask "MR. Siegel" out to have a meal together, if for no other reason than to make "MR. Siegel" ruthless. Tortured harshly...
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