I am reborn without a pattern

"Sister, I'm going to the study to read for a while."

"I'll get you a bottle of yogurt."

Zhao Feiyan put down the things in her hands and got up to go to the kitchen. When she saw Zhang Haonan digging watermelons, she opened her mouth: "Ah..."

"There's another half in the refrigerator."

"ah……"

Zhang Haonan had no choice but to dig out the seedless piece in the center and stuff it into Zhao Feiyan's mouth.

"Huhu..."

Zhao Feiyan, who laughed out loud, covered her mouth and skipped to the kitchen on her slippers.

Boom!

She closed the refrigerator door heavily and took out a bottle of yogurt. When Fan Susu came over, Zhao Feiyan gave her a bottle.

"Thank you sister."

Fan Susu nodded, then picked up the book on the table and said to Zhang Haonan who was eating melon, "Brother-in-law, I'm going to read a book."

"Um."

In response, Zhang Haonan stared at the watermelon that was missing the most perfect part, feeling that the pleasure of eating the melon was reduced by 99%...

At this time, there was the sound of parking outside. Zhang Haonan quickly showed off, got up, spit out the seeds and walked out.

Zhang Zhiwu held a briefcase and was about to ring the doorbell. When he saw Zhang Haonan, he stopped and said, "Are you free tonight?"

"What to do? Eat?"

"People from the Women's Federation."

Click.

After opening the door, Zhang Zhiwu shook his collar. The weather was hot and cold, which made him uncomfortable.

"People from the Women's Federation want to eat with me?"

"Oh, it's still about donating straw bags."

Zhang Zhiwu cursed, "You son of a bitch did not go to the city hall but went directly to the Chengdong Police Station. I was not prepared at all. There were so many people, and Lao Wang was also confused. I couldn't agree, so I said I would go back and talk to my nephew first." Ask around."

"What do you mean? In name?"

"right."

"grass."

Zhang Haonan cursed and then asked, "You can't just take the benefits and do nothing, right?"

"Anyway, what they want is to help contact sister units in Xuecheng..."

"That's not a bad tone. Shacheng is not at a high level, isn't it?! Xuecheng is at least at the same level as Gusu. Where do they get the confidence?"

"That's not what I'm saying. The Women's Federation's communication channels need to be more sophisticated, so it's not a big deal."

Zhang Zhiwu briefly explained the independence of the Women's Federation. For example, when encountering a major disaster, there are exclusive channels for collaboration between sister units in the two places.

When reporting, they usually talk about "women from both places"...

"That's it?"

"Then you must still want to beg for alms. If you succeed, you won't succeed. If you don't, you won't succeed. It's just a matter of opening your mouth without breaking the bank... eh."

Zhang Zhiwu, who was still chatting outside the door, was stunned as soon as he entered the door. At first glance, he saw that they were all women.

"Zhang Haonan..."

Zhang Zhiwu originally wanted to scold his nephew to be more careful, but when he thought that this thin coffin was not even married...it was because he, Instructor Zhang, had become too small.

"What are you thinking about? Uncle, Feiyan's classmate."

"What can I think about? I want to have a bottle of ice soda. Hurry up. I drove over and forgot to bring water. The tea cup is still in the countryside."

"Do you want to eat the watermelon?"

"Eat it if you have it."

"I'll get it."

The half watermelon in the refrigerator did not escape the butcher's knife in the end. Zhang Haonan chopped it into eight pieces and put it on a plate before sending it to Zhang Zhiwu.

Zhang Zhiwu was not polite. He washed his hands and started to eat. After eating for a while, he spat out the seeds, and then said: "The Women's Federation doesn't want any money, but I just want you to donate some female products. It's all on the paper, you can read it for yourself."

"So much? I might as well just give them one hundred and eighty thousand."

"Just go back if you don't want to. There's no need to be afraid of them anyway."

"etc."

Zhang Haonan thought for a while and said directly, "I promise, I will double what is on the paper. But it must be done in batches. After all, the amount is not small. The local procurement is definitely not enough now. I hope the Shacheng Women's Federation will communicate with the superior units in Suzhou. Adjust some suppliers. In two days, we will go directly to Northeast China."

"You don't have chills or fever, do you? What do you mean? Double the number? Three hundred thousand packs of sanitary napkins? Damn, let alone women, men can't use them too, right?"

"..."

Zhang Haonan looked at Zhang Zhiwu speechlessly. The hall was a little quiet, because several girls looked here, wanting to hear what the two adult men had in mind when discussing the use of sanitary napkins.

"..."

Chi.

Zhang Zhiwu also felt embarrassed, lowered his head and ate melon to cover up.

"Uncle, believe it or not, if I donate these 300,000 bags, I can earn back 3 million bags next year?"

“What do you want three million packs of sanitary napkins for?”

"I don't want sanitary napkins!"

After glaring at Zhang Zhiwu, Zhang Haonan couldn't help but said, "Uncle, you'd better take the exam for an on-the-job junior college as soon as possible."

"Are you amazing at studying?!"

"Hurry up and eat the watermelon." Zhang Haonan picked up the spoon and continued to dig. "You don't have to eat dinner. I have to double my promise. During the National Day, I will go to Jiankang to buy a women's products factory. I will participate in the welfare products bidding next spring."

"It's so sweet..."

Zhang Zhiwu put the gnawed watermelon rind aside and picked up another piece. After taking a bite, he nodded and said: "Not to mention, next year you will just do nothing, and the other shortlisted people will also be running with you... You can really make three million bags back."

"Just a little more."

Zhang Haonan looked calm. This method of converting merit and honor into task rewards did not require communication at all. Some even just made an official notification to let Zhang Haonan himself know.

Of course, the premise is that Zhang Haonan must have matching conditions in order to have corresponding resource allocation.

After all, Zhang Haonan can't donate sanitary napkins this year, and next year the Women's Federation will purchase sausages from the Daqiao Meat Processing Factory, right?

What surprised Zhang Zhiwu was that Zhang Haonan's thinking in a short period of time was rough but efficient, and it was in line with the ecological logic of the underlying power field.

"And uncle, when the time comes, you can say that I gave you face from the beginning to the end. By refusing this dinner, they will think that I am very dissatisfied and unwilling to pay the money, and then Even more angry..."

"Listen to your description, why do you look like a fool?"

"Uncle, I am eighteen years old."

"..."

Very reasonable.

When Zhang Zhiwu left, he also took two large watermelons with him, saying that he wanted to give them to the comrades in the institute to try.

After leaving "Linglong Garden", Zhang Zhiwu was driving halfway when he suddenly patted the steering wheel: "Damn, Zhang Zhijun doesn't have to worry about starving to death when he gets old!"

Thinking about his son's mediocre academic performance, Zhang Zhiwu wondered if he was not sincere enough when he burned paper for his grandfather during the Qingming Festival.

As a materialist warrior, Zhang Zhiwu is very idealistic at the moment. He plans to ask his grandfather to bless his grandson no matter what when he kowtows and burns paper in the middle of July.

They are both grandsons, so why can Zhang Zhijun have a son like Zhang Haonan?

It’s incomprehensible, hard to accept, and it’s very unscientific.