I Am the Most Ruthless and Scumbag In This World

First she jumped in shock, then a large warm and dry hand held the back of her head in her arms, Lu Anran let out a sigh of relief, and moved a bit uncomfortably as if complaining, seeing him I really didn't let go, so I found a comfortable position to lie down: "Didn't you go to dinner? Why are you here?"

"..." I'm embarrassed to say that I was waiting downstairs because I was worried that he would be abducted. Naturally, I had a panoramic view of the two people's "farewell" just now, and Mu Xiao tried his best to endure Live the unhappiness in my heart, "I just came back and happened to see you."

"Oh." Lu Anran agreed sullenly, as if tired, broke free from Mu Xiao's arms and offered a kiss on tiptoe, just as Mu Xiao turned against the guest and deepened this sultry shallowness During the kiss, Lu Anran suddenly pushed Mu Xiao away, turned his face away and sneezed hard.

"...Are you all right?" Mu Xiao hurriedly patted his back, feeling the cool night breeze, "Let's go up first." Covered on Lu Anran's back, he was isolated three steps away by the other party raising his hand, "Don't, don't come here."

Mu Xiao's face suddenly turned into a seasoning plate, red, red and white very ugly.

Not waiting for him to ask, Lu Anran sneezed one after another, and said, "The perfume on your body is too strong, I can't smell it, don't come over."

Mu Xiao: "...!" I haven't asked you who brought you back, why is it so hard to part with each other? thing!

You can see that his eyes are red and the tip of his nose is red, and he is really smoked. Mu Xiao can't explain it, so he has to follow him aggrievedly at a distance of five or six steps, not even daring to get on an elevator. Let Lu Anran go back first.

After arriving home, Mu Xiao hurriedly took a shower. In order to laugh out the unpleasant smell of the mess on his body, he also took An Ran's bubble bath for two more hours until the skin wrinkled and lifted I sniffed my arms and made sure that there was no smell, and then I went out of the bath satisfied.

He used the bathroom in the room. After he came out, Lu Anran had already washed himself and lay on the bed with the quilt covered, as if he was asleep, but Muxiao knew him by the slight blinking of his eyelids. Just brewing sleepiness, he swooped and threw himself onto the bed, wrapped his hands around his thin waist, rubbed the tip of his nose against the soft and slippery face of the person below him, and bent his knees: "Can't sleep? Let's do something..."

Before she finished speaking, Lu Anran suddenly widened her eyes.

Mu Xiao was pushed away mercilessly, his center of gravity was unstable and he almost fell off the bed: "...what, what's wrong?"

His throat was a little sticky, Lu Anran hurriedly pushed the person beside him away, took the glass on the bedside table and took a gulp of cold water, finally feeling a lot more comfortable, he panted: "You, you Stay away from me, forget it, forget it, I'm going to sleep in the guest room today, you smell a little strong, sorry, I may be allergic to the smell of women's perfume, right... ahe!"

A huge sneeze caused Lu Anran to bend over and arch her back uncomfortably.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I...Ahe." Lu Anran picked up her pillow apologetically, looked at the only quilt on the bed, hesitated and said, "I cover the first two in the closet. The one you put away in the sky, rest early, and you have to go to work tomorrow."

Looking at Lu Anran for fear of escaping, because of the discomfort, her slightly hunched back, before Mu Xiao could react, Ren Jiu had already walked to the door, and she only had time to give him a mournful glance: "...!" He sipped his spring, silently raising his sleeves and sniffing his arm.

No taste anymore? ! I've already wiped it with the milk shower gel three hundred times, and if I wash it again, my skin will be bald.

Crazy, wronged Bara.

Mu Xiao wanted to chase out, but was afraid that he would make the other party sneeze, make him uncomfortable or not be able to sleep well, so he went into the bathroom dejectedly and took a bubble bath for more than half an hour. When I was thirsty to the limit, I supported the wall and came out. I lay back on the bed without any sleepiness. Thinking back to the sleeping face I saw just now, I unconsciously moved my hands.

At the moment when he was approaching the peak, Mu Xiao couldn't get it out of the pain. After five minutes, he finally gave up the idea, pulled the quilt to cover the shameful thing, and closed his eyes reluctantly , wait for it to fade naturally.

In the middle of the night, the black figure on the huge bed tossed and turned, and he couldn't sleep because of his anxiety. In the end, he simply threw the quilt and stood by the cool bed and eagerly smoked three or five cigarettes. No matter what the smell on his body was covered by the strong smell of smoke, he sneaked into the guest room without delay.

"What are you doing, cough, cough, how many cigarettes have you smoked, you're choking to death! Wait, don't drag my clothes first, you..."

The complaining stopped abruptly and was replaced by Wan. Turn into a low moan. groaning, and more sexual. The sense of rapid breathing, mixed with another intermittent accusation, even the moon shyly pulled the cloud on one side to cover the slightly red face, closed his eyes and dared not look below.

After seeing eye to eye for countless times, Lu Anran was helpless, brewed a new cup of coffee, hooked up a graceful and luxurious rose, blooming splendid petals were delicately blooming, and the edge of the cup was faintly set off by the shape of green leaves .

He held the steaming coffee, put his hands in front of the woman who glanced at him from time to time, nodded and sat down.

Dignified and elegant, this was Lu Anran's first impression of her. She had short shoulder-length hair like a typical female elite, and her tiny earlobes were adorned with silver-white ear studs. She was cold and intellectual. The white shirt is not monotonous, and the suit pants are also capable and comfortable, a bit like the image of a management consultant in the TV series two days ago.

After sitting down, Lu Anran politely greeted first: "Hello Auntie, my name is Lu Anran."

It's not that he's smart, he's really stuck reporting every day for three or four days in a row, avoiding Mu Xiao in time during the lunch break, and all the rest is used to stare at himself to work, even if the appearance does not match, but he is still very difficult Convince yourself that this is not Mu Xiao's mother.

Lu Anran rubbed his temples, scolded Mu Xiao a thousand times in his heart, and took the initiative to attack with a standard shining smile showing eight teeth.

It seemed that he had almost anticipated his suit, the woman pushed aside the coffee at hand and looked him up and down with great interest. This kind of scrutiny or a slightly disgusting look Lu Anran had long been used to , calmly, and even poured himself a glass of ice lemonade to moisten his dry lips.

After a silent unilateral exchange of eyes, it was mainly because the other party understood him, while Lu Anran took a breath, roughly organized the language, and answered the lady's question honestly.

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Mother: Give you five million, leave my son.

Lu Anran: Your son gave me 10 million, and won't let me go.

Mother: Twenty million for you—

Lu Anran: Your son said, do you still want to buy that customized bag next month?

Mother: ... I'll give you 300,000 yuan. I must have a good relationship with my son. I have long wanted to show off this bag to my little sister!

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See you at 8:00 tomorrow morning~