In the room, Gu Gu was a little angry at this time. She struggled hard and broke away from the rope that Qiu Shengwencai had tied her before.
When Uncle Jiu saw this, he was immediately ready to run away.
At this time, Aunt Sue grabbed a wooden mallet nearby and hit Uncle Jiu on the head.
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu felt dizzy and fainted on the bed.
When Uncle Jiu came to his senses again, he found that his hands and feet had been tied to the bed.
At this time, Aunt Sue was standing beside the bed, taking off her outer clothes.
At this time, Uncle Jiu said in a panic:"Junior sister, I hope you can understand that feelings cannot be forced, and we definitely can't be together."
Aunt Sue said:"I know, so I used three temptations I'm here to make you unable to help yourself."
As she said that, she grabbed the bell on the side and started to ring it vigorously.
When Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai outside heard the bell, they immediately came to the window and shook the water well.
When the water came up in the water pipe, it quickly sprayed in through the window.
At this time, Gu Gu was standing���In front of the window, my clothes were soaked by water.
"Oh, my clothes are all wet!"
"My plump figure is already in front of you."
Aunt Zhue was twisting her body in the water at this time.
After Uncle Jiu on the bed saw this scene, he almost fainted again without saying anything.
After writing this, Su Yu thought for a moment about the plot of the previous life. It's not easy to describe it directly, so let's try another way.
So, he continued to write
"How's it going, brother? Does my body look good? Is it tempting? Like it?"
At this time, Uncle Jiu was lying on the bed and didn't want to look at Aunt Ze.
After Aunt Ze saw this, she said,"Five, six, seven.":"You have to watch it even if you don’t want to."
As he said that, he immediately fixed Uncle Jiu's head and forced his eyes open. He saw that the pattern on the clothes on the wet clothes of Aunt Zhe happened to be two groups of chrysanthemums.
Suddenly, what Uncle Jiu saw was A feeling of nausea came to my heart.
Then, I couldn't help but vomit it out...
In front of me, Aunt Sue, who was posing, stopped twisting when she saw Uncle Jiu vomiting it out.
Her face changed. , immediately waved his hand, making Qiu Shengwen stop.
Then, looking at Uncle Jiu lying on the bed, he shouted:"Lin Zhengying, are you vomiting?!"
"OK OK!"
"Don’t beg me again in the future!"
"Just beg me and I'll make you pay the price!"
With that said, he left here angrily.
But Uncle Jiu was still vomiting in the nausea area.
……
"Good guy, Gu Gu really tried all her tricks just to be able to fuck Uncle Jiu!"
"It's just a pity that Uncle Jiu doesn't like her at all"
"Absolutely, when she was posing, she even made Uncle Jiu vomit."
"There is no way, Uncle Jiu is still too straight to see this!"
"But I didn’t expect this to make me vomit. It seems that Gu Gu’s appearance still needs to be improved."
"But this plot really made me laugh to death. Su Yu arranged such a funny junior sister for Uncle Jiu. No wonder I didn’t write it before. Uncle Jiu was always hiding from Aunt Zhi!"
A plot that made the audience laugh out loud. They really couldn't help but laugh at this Aunt Sue who had just appeared on the stage.
……
A few days later.
In the yard before
"vomit!"
Uncle Jiu was lying on the railing, vomiting downwards.
"Master, you have been vomiting for three days and three nights. Let me get some chrysanthemums to get rid of the stink."
When Uncle Jiu turned around and saw the chrysanthemum in Qiu Sheng's hand, he suddenly felt nauseated again. He waved his hand and said,"Take it away from me.""
Wencai came forward at this time, holding a cup of tea and said:"Master, let's have a cup of tea."
Uncle Jiu took it, took a sip, and asked casually:"What kind of tea?
Wencai said:"Chrysanthemum tea.""
Uncle Jiu opened the lid and took a look. Sure enough, it was full of chrysanthemums.
Now, Uncle Jiu was even more shocked and couldn't help vomiting.
"You are vomiting even fresh chrysanthemums, what the hell are you doing?"
Wen Cai naturally didn't know.
At this moment, a beautiful girl wearing a purple floral dress walked in from outside the yard, holding a bicycle.
Qiu Sheng saw this person at the first sight and immediately greeted him. With a smile on his face, he said:"Miss, who are you looking for?
The girl asked:"Is Master Lin Zhengying here?""
"Look for my master, he is over there. Qiu
Sheng stretched out his hand and pointed to the pavilion not far away.
After saying that, he turned around and said in a pretentious manner:"I am the disciple of Master Zhengying, and my name is Qiu Shengye!""
"My master’s real name is actually Lin Feng……"
Just as Qiu Sheng was about to expose Uncle Jiu, in a blink of an eye he saw the girl walking over holding the bicycle and leaving the place.
Qiu Sheng immediately turned around and followed.
At this time, the girl had arrived in front of the pavilion and saw Uncle Jiu sitting on the stool.
Uncle Jiu looked at the girl in front of him and asked:"Miss, do you have anything to do with me?" The girl said:"My brother-in-law has a very strange disease recently. My sister hopes you can go and see him."
, Qiusheng asked:"What's your sister's name?"
The girl smiled and said:"My sister's name is Michelin"
"Michelin?"
Qiu Sheng was surprised.
When Uncle Jiu heard this name, his eyes suddenly showed surprise.
"It's Lian Mei……"
"Sister Lian?! Qiu
Sheng and Wen Cai looked even more surprised. They looked at each other, as if they had thought of something.
The girl immediately asked,"Do you know my sister?" Wencai and Qiu Sheng were facing each other and turned aside. Wencai asked in a low voice:"Do you know who Lian Mei is?"
Qiu Sheng said:"She is Master's old lover!" Wen
Cai suddenly understood.
Qiu Sheng turned his head, looked at the girl and asked,"What is your name?""
"Me, my name is Nianying. Nianying said with a smile.
"Nianying?"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng repeated it in unison.
Qiu Sheng crossed his arms and said in a pretentious manner:"Nian is the thought of longing. Why not call it Nian Qiu Nian Cai? Wencai took over the conversation and continued:"It may be called chanting sutras, why do you have to call me Nianying, Master?"
Qiu Sheng nodded and said,"Yes, there is a problem, there is a problem.""
Uncle Jiu glared at the two of them and said,"Don't be troublesome!"
Then, he looked at Nianying and said,"Nianying, I'm going to change my clothes. You wait here.""
After Qiu Sheng and Wencai watched Uncle Jiu leave, they invited Nianying to sit down and have tea and snacks.
After a while, Uncle Jiu came back.
At this time, Uncle Jiu put on the clothes that he had barely worn before. Wearing a black suit and holding a black and silver crutch. With a black bow tied around his neck and an open cardigan suit, he looked quite gentlemanly.
"Okay, we're ready to go."
Uncle Jiu said while looking at the three of them.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai in the pavilion were stunned. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"I go……"
The two of them looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.
Writing this, Su Yu showed Uncle Jiu in a suit on the big screen.
After the audience watched it, they were all sighing.
"Good guy, Uncle Jiu is going to meet his old lover. What he is wearing is really formal!"[]
"However, we all know that our old lover is getting married. Is Uncle Jiu wearing such formal clothes to compare with his old lover's husband, or to show that he is living a very good life now?"
"I don’t know, but Uncle Jiu is really awesome. He used to wear coarse linen clothes or yellow robes, but now he looks completely new!"
"It seems that the next plot still revolves around Uncle Jiu’s past!"
"It’s interesting, it’s getting more and more interesting. It’s really interesting to arrange an old lover for Uncle Jiu!"
The audience's interest was aroused. I really don't know what happened to Uncle Jiu's old lover and why they broke up in the first place.
……
The Marshal's Mansion is magnificent.
At this time, the commander in military uniform and his men were returning to Xiang's house.
I saw four soldiers with guns guarding us on both sides.
After seeing the commander come in, they all saluted him.
However, this handsome man turned blue, his eye sockets were black, and he couldn't help but jump a few times when he walked.
Just like a zombie's jumping method, stretch your hands forward……
"Wife?"
He walked into the house and shouted.
Immediately, another soldier saluted and said:"Report to the commander, the young lady is out."
"Oops, what are you doing!"
As the commander spoke, he kept rubbing his hands.
"My hands are itchy, hurry up!"
It can be seen that his fingernails are very long and are already slightly green.
The soldiers on the side followed him all the way. After hearing this, they immediately raised a brick in their hands.
You can see that on the brick There are several finger-thick holes, all of which were worn through by the handsome fingers0...
At this time, the commander immediately put his hand into the bricks and kept rubbing it with a comfortable expression on his face.
Outside, a soldier came over and said,"Report to the commander, it's time to eat!"
"OK, let’s eat!"
The commander turned around and walked towards the dining table with satisfaction.
When he walked into the restaurant, he directly saw a large circular table with a hole in the middle and three soldiers squatting in it.
"What are you three doing squatting at the table? The commander was confused.
The soldier replied:"Report to the commander, this is what the chef ordered!""
"Didn't we talk about eating? Where are the dishes?"
The marshal walked to the table and sat down.
At this time, the chef immediately came up.
The marshal asked:"What's delicious today?"
"Yes, Japanese sashimi!"
After I finished speaking, I immediately clapped my hands to indicate the serving of food.
Then, several soldiers brought up various kinds of sashimi.
There were lobsters, abalones, oysters, etc.
At this time, they were placed on the table hole. three soldiers holding in their hands
"What are you doing, the food is not on the table?"
The handsome man was confused.
The chef said with a smile:"This is the most popular revolving sushi in Japan."
Then he waved his hand and signaled the soldiers on the side to start playing music.
As the music played, the three soldiers in the middle began to slowly turn in circles, like a disc, automatically turning.
When the commander saw this, he said doubtfully:"Turn. How can I eat when I'm going back and forth?
The chef said,"Commander, if you want to eat whatever you want, just tell him to stop."
The commander said:"Lobster, stop!""
After he finished speaking, the soldier placed the lobster in front of him.
The chef said:"Commander, you should pay attention to two things when eating sashimi. First, the bamboo chopsticks should not be hairy, and second, you should add some mustard."
As he spoke, he put some mustard on the plate for the commander, and then mixed it with some soy sauce.
The commander asked:"What is this mustard?
The chef said:"This is a kind of chili sauce. Japanese people like to eat it very much!""
"Let me try."
The commander added a little and put it in his mouth, and it was immediately very spicy.
"I'm going to kill you!"
As he said that, he pointed a gun at the chef's head.
The chef hurriedly said:"Commander, don't underestimate it. It can send the taste of seafood directly to the brain, making your whole body comfortable and very enjoyable!"
"But I don’t like eating it!"
"If you don’t want to eat, don’t eat."
Writing this, the audience were all surprised.
"Good guy, this plot seems interesting, right?"
"It’s such a strange idea to use artificial means to imitate a turntable-like dining table!"
"This is indeed the first time I've seen him. Su Yu's innovative ability is really strong. Who can write such a plot?"
At the judges' table, Cheng Sicheng also smiled at this time and said:"After such a long article, I found that Su Yu was very good at using 0.7 in that era, accepting new things, and using this confidence gap to write some funny plots. It's very handy"
"So far, I have only seen Su Yu being able to write such a contrasting and humorous effect, and the others have completely ignored this."
Jin Yong also nodded and said:"Yes, yes, everyone else writes plots seriously, for fear of writing some unserious or subversive plots that will disgust the audience, but Su Yu does the opposite and takes advantage of this novelty. To describe the plot, the effect is unexpectedly good"
"For example, when Uncle Jiu drank coffee, ate Western food, etc., each paragraph was written better than the next, and it was very attractive."
"As a screenwriter and creator, you need to use bold thinking to shine. If you don’t dare to write a screenwriter, then it will be difficult for the script you create to really attract the audience."
"And Su Yu's bold creation mixes comedy with horror, and the rhythm is ups and downs. It will not make the audience too nervous, nor will it appear too funny and lose the characteristics of the horror script. This is what attracts the audience. One of the key points."
After facing the comments of the three judges and teachers, Xiao Sa nodded and said:"I think what the three judges and teachers said is very good, and they should express the aspirations of all the viewers."
"This handsome man should be Nianying's brother-in-law, and he is probably one of the key characters in the upcoming plot. Moreover, he seems to have been infected with corpse poison. Su Yu described him as like a zombie."
"Let's keep looking"
……
The chef watched the handsome man eat, then turned and left the restaurant.
At this moment, Uncle Jiu and others came back from outside.
"Brother-in-law!"
Nianying shouted at the commander...
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