I became famous after I didn't grow tall

At one o'clock in the morning, Fang Bo was ready to go to bed.

Originally, his normal bedtime was 3 o'clock, but because he recently discovered that he had signs of receding hairline at the age of 25, he planned to start adjusting his sleep schedule.

You will definitely not be able to fall asleep if you fall asleep like this. Just like some people listen to music, ASMR, and math classes before going to bed (.), Fang Bo has his own unique hypnotic habit, which is to watch some obviously boring bad dramas before going to bed. .

Putting on the helmet-type hologram, which was not too heavy, Fang Bo lay on the bed and covered himself with a quilt.

The design of the hologram is ergonomic, and lying down will not affect the comfort. Just like people in the past liked to lie down and watch TV, most young people basically use the holographic receiver while lying down.

After entering the holographic space, Fang Bo scanned the holographic channels of the six major channels with familiarity.

The so-called six major channels are also backed by the six major industry giants in the federal film and television industry.

As one of the six giants, Wei's Pictures' holographic channel Daystar TV was once the number one in the ratings. Later, it faced competition from other capitals that entered the market at that time. It has never fallen out of the top three. In the past five years, it has never fallen out of the top three. It has slowly fallen to fourth place in 2016. Now, due to the investment failure of "Starship Troopers", the channel's new movies and TV series have been greatly reduced, and it has been ranked sixth. It has been bitten by the new channel ranked seventh, and its position is in jeopardy.

Fang Bo was originally looking for boring bad dramas, but happened to see a wave of new dramas launched on Daystar TV, so he entered this channel.

The biggest cover on the home page was an urban suspense drama currently promoted by Wei. Of course, it was impossible to watch a suspense drama before going to bed, and Fang Bo's eyes dropped.

Then I saw "Swordsman 4" on the right side of the second row.

Look at the ancient warm yellow background, the costumes that are a few times behind the aesthetics, and the standard 'mountain' font portraits of the leading actors on the poster. It is simply a nostalgic masterpiece that combines elements of the martial arts dramas from seven or eight years ago. work.

In addition to the title of the play in red cursive script, the slogan on the poster is very simple - Different Jianghu.

A different world? Just by looking at the cover, Fang Bo could guess how boring it would be.

Needless to say, let's go.

The unit drama mode in the holographic era is divided into two viewing modes. One is free viewing. A 3-minute commercial that is mandatory to watch will appear every 10 minutes. You can only watch the director’s perspective and cannot record screenshots. The next two episodes must be watched separately. It will take a week to unlock; there is also paid viewing, which costs 5 yuan to buy out, has no ads, can take screenshots and convert dynamic pictures within 15 seconds, and can choose various viewing angles. The next two episodes can be watched in advance every three days. .

Fang Bo chose to watch it for free. He felt that judging from this poster, he should not be able to survive the first wave of advertisements and fall asleep.

My vision went dark and I entered the world of the play.

Fang Bo was shocked at the beginning.

A bit loud BGM, accompanied by a rough background commentary.

"In the third year of Yong'an, forty years ago, Xia Feng, the best master in the world, integrated the essence of martial arts throughout his life and created his own secret book "Xuanjue of Destiny", which disappeared in the world. The martial arts in the Central Plains that had been peaceful for ten years began to rise again..."

Although the voice was not quiet, it was controlled at a certain level and not to the point of making people uncomfortable. Fang Bo only felt that the smell of ancient martial arts dramas was very strong, and he would not have the idea of ​​​​quitting.

Following the director's perspective across the mountain trail, a man on horseback appeared on the trail.

From far to near, the composition is smooth.

Then it switched to the back of the protagonist Lu Anning, who led his horse into a small inn.

Give the horse to the stableman, go into the inn, and ask the waiter to serve beef.

Although the scenes are different, similar plots seem to have been seen thousands of times in various ancient martial arts dramas.

However, the overall color palette and perspective of the show were very comfortable, keeping Fang Bo's attention at a good level and not falling asleep as expected.

"Sir, what do you want? Can you say it again?"

Huh?

The waiter's reaction made Fang Bo a little surprised.

I heard the Yamen running over and scolding Lu Anning, who was obviously the protagonist: "You actually uttered wild words about wanting to eat beef. You knew the law and broke the law, and you will be punished with an additional penalty!"

Yes, it was illegal to eat beef in ancient times. This little knowledge was something he saw last time when he read the ‘Top Ten Unreasonable Plots in Martial Arts Dramas’ posted by a marketing account.

Interesting.

Being complained about is a complaint. The most others can do is not film it. The director even filmed it and laughed at himself.

Fang Bo became a little interested, watching this conflict rarely end with the protagonist being defeated.

The waiter sighed: "My hero, times have changed!"

"Pfft!" Fang Bo laughed.

This sentence seems to be quite normal, but in this environment, it is inexplicably funny, and he even feels that he can't forget this sentence.

As the plot progresses, there is a rumor in the world that a unique secret book has been released. A generation of heroes Lu Anning accepted the entrustment of his friend and took the other party's somewhat naughty and incompetent son Hou Lexheng to Jiangnan to visit his relatives.

As a result, halfway through, by mistake, Lu Anning discovered that the secret book that everyone in the world was looking for was actually in Hou Lexheng's body.

The reason was that Lu Anning found writing on the inside of Hou Lexheng's underwear. When he wanted to continue research, Hou Lexheng took it away and put it on after taking a shower.

It is worth mentioning that holographic movies have actor privacy protection. In some special plots containing nudity and bloody scenes, you can only watch the director's perspective, so the actor who plays Hou Lexheng is not at risk of being exposed.

"What's in your underwear?" Lu Anning asked doubtfully.

Hou Lexheng, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, was startled, and then his face turned red with anger: "What else? Is there nothing in your underwear?"

Lu Anning retorted subconsciously: "Of course there is nothing in my underwear."

Hou Lesheng lowered his gaze and looked between Lu Anning's legs.

The director's perspective at this time was very clever. He cut to Lu Anning's back. Looking up from the bottom of his feet, Lu Anning was standing in a majestic posture with his legs spread wide. Hou Lexheng was sitting on the edge of the tub, half The body was exposed from the blank space of Lu Anning's 'human' shape.

Hou Lesheng, who was a little chubby, was full of surprise, and his eyes fell on the top of the word "人" in his field of vision...

"You haven't?" The last word 'yes' changed the tone of his voice.

"Hahaha..." Fang Bo laughed out loud again.

The hero Lu Anning's character is of course trustworthy, so he is determined to protect Hou Lesheng and Cheats and escort them safely to Jiangnan.

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On the way, a plot often seen in martial arts dramas occurred. Lu Anning rescued a beautiful woman of unknown origin.

"Hero, I really don't know how to repay you for saving my life." The woman who was saved by Lu Anning looked at him pitifully.

"Hey..." Lu Anning sighed with regret: "It's a pity that you are a girl, otherwise I would have become sworn brothers with you."

"Hahaha..." After ten minutes of watching, Fang Bo laughed out loud for the fourth time.

Suddenly, the world in front of him suddenly went dark.

A film and television superstar who had been popular for many years appeared in front of Fang Bo wearing a green shining armor.

"Come and kill me if you're a brother! I'll be waiting for you at Legend of Blue Moon!"

"grass!"

Fang Bo was shocked and unhappily exited the free viewing mode, and then directly spent 5 yuan to watch the show on demand.

At this time, he had forgotten that his original purpose was to find a bad drama to watch and fall asleep. He just hoped that the drama would maintain its standard and be interesting enough.

In the era of holographic movies, there is no problem of piracy, but the new payment model has also spawned some "scams".

The so-called "drama fraud" means that some movies and TV series put some eye-catching highlights and high-investment scenes in the first ten minutes in order to attract viewers to buy them out, but in fact the essence is only In those ten minutes, the rest of the plot basically ended in an anticlimax due to lack of control or lack of investment.

This kind of "drama scam" is obviously to make quick money, and it often leaves after making enough money, but the audience evaluation will be particularly bad.

Now Fang Bo has become interested and has expectations. If this drama is also a "drama fraud", putting all the interesting content in the front and boring later, then he will definitely not hesitate to give a negative review.

Not everyone can rate Holographic Movies. In order to eliminate trolls, in addition to paid viewers, all free viewers need to watch the entire show before they can rate it.

If you are a troll who wants to score for free, you have to endure advertisements every ten minutes and updates once a week.

Whether it is free or paid, the cost is too high if you want to increase your ratings on the holographic channel.

After subscribing, Fang Bo entered the world of "Sword" again.

After discovering that Hou Lesheng was carrying the secret book, Lu Anning pretended not to know and covered it up well during the day, but he did not dare to leave Hou Lesheng for even half a step, and even wanted to sleep in the same room with him at night.

Hou Lesheng was miserable about this, but unexpectedly, Lu Anning thought about it all day long and dreamed about it at night. At night, he told Hou Lesheng something about "The Secret of Destiny" in his sleep.

Only then did Hou Lesheng realize that he was carrying a secret book that everyone in the world wanted to fight for. He rolled his eyes and made up his mind.

The woman rescued by Lu Anning is named Xiaoyu. She loves the strong and stalks Lu Anning all day long. She treats the young Hou Lesheng without any pretense.

Hou Lesheng knew about the secret book and thought that he could become a martial arts master by practicing. However, he himself was ignorant and could not even recognize the words, so he quietly found Xiaoyu and asked her to teach him and get close to him.

Xiaoyu is also a person in the world and knows about the existence of "Xuanjue of Destiny", but if a person like Hou Lesheng brings it out, how can he believe that it is true?

Xiaoyu, who had been deceived by Xiaoyu, chased after him. Xiaoyu saw that the situation was not good and knew that Lu Anning would not help him after understanding the cause and effect, so he stole Hou Lexheng's things and ran away.

And there happened to be the "Xuanjue of Destiny" that Hou Lesheng took out.

Leaving suspense, the first episode ends here.

After watching the show, Fang Bo's appetite was whetted. He was still not satisfied. He gave the first episode of this drama a five-star rating and left his first comment:

‘It made me laugh so hard, it was unexpectedly wonderful! Come and watch, everyone, and look forward to the plot behind! ’

Fang Bo took off the hologram, with a smile still on his face. He took out his cell phone and opened his Weibo to edit text:

"The new drama "Swordsman 4" is so interesting. Qiuqiu, go watch it. It's not just a casual show, there's no evil in it, so don't worry!"

Fang Bo searched the Internet and only found a poster he had seen before. Originally, he wanted to capture some highlights from the show, but because the show had just been released, there was no publicity. Now he was ready to go to bed. I didn’t bother to wear the hologram to take a screenshot again, so I just added the poster image.

In almost two seconds, Fang Bo’s Weibo account ‘A Little White Fish’ received dozens of comments, and more and more, reaching hundreds within a few seconds.

That's right, Fang Bo is a big V on Weibo, with millions of fans. His job is to write Weibo, which is commonly known as self-media.

In addition to advertisements, the content he usually posts is about sharing food and pets. Except for popular TV series, which he will discuss with everyone, he rarely actively recommends unpopular movies and TV series.

As soon as I shared this, many fans quickly responded with many clever jokes:

‘This poster... Xiaoyu, are you serious? ’

‘It’s very good, I’ve watched it a hundred million times. ’

‘There is no mole, so rest assured. ’

‘Is it really good-looking? I'm in a bad mood. ’

Fang Bo frowned after browsing the comments twice. Why didn't everyone believe me when I highly recommended it?

I chose two to reply:

‘It’s really not a good meal. ’

‘It’s very beautiful, trust me you won’t regret it. ’

After returning to Fang Bo, he went to bed. If any fans come to see him tomorrow, they will naturally know that he is not accepting promotions.

In fact, most fans know that this is not an advertisement, but just a habit of teasing, because old fans know that Fang Bo rarely recommends TV series and movies, and fans who are short of dramas and are bored will go watch it on the spot.

When Fang Bo woke up at noon the next day, he saw that there were nearly 600 comments on his previous Weibo, so he searched for the topic of "Swordsman 4" on Weibo.

In one night, there were more than fifty discussions, accompanied by many screenshots and animations.

Fang Bo then smiled with satisfaction and re-edited a Weibo post with a topic.

‘ #剑江湖4# It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such an interesting unit drama. It’s unreasonable not to be popular. I’m looking forward to the second episode tomorrow. ’

Soon, Fang Bo received a bunch of favorable comments, most of which were from past fans who recommended him on Weibo last night.

This kind of spontaneous recommendation spread quickly, and the number of topics began to gradually grow.