I became famous for writing ridiculous stories in ancient times

Fu Wenyu didn't believe that he had special abilities.

If he did, he wouldn't have to stand here now. He would turn around and write a story to save his life. As for the content of the story, it didn't need to be much. He only needed to write that he and his family were healthy, and then no one in the world would do bad things to him, his family, and his friends because of the story.

Unfortunately, he didn't believe it, but someone else did.

As soon as Li Si and You Xiong, who came to thank him, left, the crowd rushed up and asked Fu Wenyu to help write "wishes". The speed of paying money was faster than one another.

"I came first!"

"I came first, I came first!"

"Mr. Fu, write about me, and write that I also picked up a piece of jade in Chen County!"

"Write about me, and write that I picked up two pieces!"

"I picked up three pieces!"

The degree of crowding and the anxious mood were comparable to the refugees who had not eaten for three days and were hungry when the government distributed porridge. And Fu Wenyu in their eyes was that bowl of porridge.

When the crowd dispersed, all the paper was used up, and Zhang Er's arms were full of copper coins. As for the package of Chenxian specialty 'stone cakes' sent by Li Si and others, it was unknown which guest took it away. Anyway, Fu Wenyu and the other two searched for it but couldn't find it.

And Fu Wenyu, the protagonist, didn't escape unscathed.

At this time, his hat was crooked, and there were a few buttons missing on his clothes. The sweat on his head and the clothes rubbed during the struggle had rubbed off a lot of the black charcoal ash on his face, revealing the white skin underneath.

Seeing Fu Wenyu like this, Zhou and Fu Rong were both shocked.

"Wen, Wenyu, What happened to you?"

"Nothing, there are just a lot of guests today." Fu Wenyu took the handkerchief from his sister's hand and wiped his face. At the same time, he did not forget to remind, "Mom, you and your sister should stay at home these days and don't go anywhere. If someone from the village knocks on the door, don't pay attention. I will ask the clan leader to help take care of it."

After he said this, Zhou became more anxious and asked anxiously, "What happened? Is there something that can't be told to mother? If you don't tell us, won't we be more worried?"

Fu Rong also nodded worriedly, "Yes, brother. "

Fu Wenyu touched his forehead and smiled bitterly: "Hey, I was scared by them."

"The thing is..."

He told what happened today and concluded, "Because of this coincidence, my stall will probably be busy for a while and will have to stay open for a few more days."

"In addition, I am worried that this excitement will spread to the village, and the villagers and relatives will come to you, so for the sake of safety, you should stay at home and wait until this matter settles down."

In fact, when the Wang Po incident just came out, some villagers came to the door.

There are also some who want him to write "wishes", but Fu Wenyu's reply is that you have to pay for writing wishes, because he was only invited by Kaiyuan Bookstore to write, and it is impossible for him to pay for other people's wishes. So after only one day of excitement, no one came. But now that the "Li Si" incident has happened, he thinks his home will probably be busy for a few more days.

Zhou suddenly realized, "So that's how it is."

"You don't have to worry about it."

She quickly came up with an idea, "Your sisters come to work every day. I'll invite their mothers to talk to us these two days. If someone really comes, it won't be just the two of us."

This is a good idea.

Fu Wenyu found that his mother had really changed a lot since she started her career.

So he said, "Mom, I'll listen to you."

And Fu Rong leaned on the table with both hands and asked, "Brother, will the book you wrote really come true?"

"It's fake, don't think about it!"

Fu Wenyu flicked her forehead, "The matter of Tang Yuanwai's family is purely coincidental. After all, our family has never had any intersection with their family, and I didn't know that his son was replaced. As for the matter of Wang Po and You's family, it's even more coincidental. One is because there is a Yushan in Chen County, and the other is because there really is a person like 'Li Cha' in the world."

"So even if there is no Wang Po, there will be Li Po and Zhang Po. And without me, the You family will sooner or later They all found something wrong with their cousin. It's just that they all found out earlier after I came along. "

"Everything is just a coincidence."

Fu Wenyu waved his hand proudly, "If the words I wrote can really come true, the first thing is to fill our house with gold, silver and jewelry, eat different delicacies every day, and then write that I passed the imperial examination and became the top scholar."

"The kind that can pass the imperial examination without studying!"

"First, the county case first, then the prefecture case first, then the court case first, after the small three yuan, then □□. Jieyuan, Huiyuan and Zhuangyuan, all belong to me."

Fu Rong was amused by him and giggled.

Zhou also laughed.

After Fu Wenyu's "stall" these days, the fact that his words could "come true" is indeed slowly changing. Zhou has seen all of this, so now when she hears her son mention Li Si's matter and sees his confident look, she is no longer as worried as she was that day in the Fugui Restaurant.

It's just a matter of setting up a stall in the city for a few more days.

After comforting his mother and sister, Fu Wenyu went back to his room, covered his face, and smiled bitterly. Then he changed his clothes, washed his face, and went to the clan leader's house, asking him to help take care of the family.

After listening to Li Si's story, Fu Wencheng's eyes suddenly became surprised.

"Another one is right?"

Of course Fu Wenyu would not admit it. He emphasized: "It's just a coincidence."

"After discovering Yushan in Chen County, this kind of thing is bound to happen, whether it is Chen Si or someone else. When he decides to go to Chen County, whether I write a wish for him or not, he will get it That piece of jade.”

"Furthermore, I have set up a stall these days and written 'wishes' for no less than a hundred people. Among them, there are many who want to go to Chen County to make a fortune, but he is the only one who can realize it."

"So it's not my fault."

Fu Wencheng's expression suddenly looked a little disappointed, "...that's right."

"If the storybook you wrote or the wish you wrote could come true, then your father would still be alive now. Your family would not be in such a situation before. You would be so weird and chaotic."

"I will take care of this."

He nodded, and then asked: "You have to be careful when you are outside. Well, do you want me to find two brothers from the clan to go in and out with you these days, so that I can take care of you?"

Fu Wenyu is now also one of the promising children in the clan, and Fu Wencheng still values ​​​​it very much. Not to mention that he still has that kind of relationship with Yuan Tang, and he can call on the Tang family for help at critical moments.

Please hire a bodyguard...

Fu Wenyu thought about today's scene, and after more people knew about it tomorrow, the crowd doubled in size, comparable to the modern scene of watching celebrities, and he immediately agreed.

After all, in addition to setting up a stall, he also has to deal with the sales of the hardcover and regular versions of "Legend of the Divine Eye", and that was also in the past few days. Although the time has not come yet, under the impact of the 'Li Si' incident, he can already imagine the lively scene at that time, and it would be nice to have a few more people to help.

"Thank you very much, Brother Wencheng."

"I'm not wasting their time in vain, so I'll give each of them a hundred cents, a hundred cents a day. This lively time won't be very long, and it will probably pass in three to five days." Because the time is not long, and there are also There was a slight danger, such as the possibility of having the buttons on your clothes ripped off, so Fu Wenyu gave a higher price.

Fu Wencheng laughed, "One hundred coins a day, and three to five hundred coins in three or five days."

"They would definitely be willing to do it."

So early the next morning, there were two more people in Fu Wenyu's house.

They are about the same age as Fu Wenyu.

The one who is five years older than him and has a steady and down-to-earth personality is called Fu Wenshu. The one who is only one year older than him and is cheerful and can chat with everyone is called Fu Wenhe. Both of them had helped build houses for their families. Moreover, Fu Wenyu also noticed that Fu Wenshu's sister was once brought here by Wen Cheng's sister-in-law for her mother to choose. Although Fu Wenhe did not have a sister, there was nothing messy in the family. It was obvious that the patriarch had carefully selected her.

Sure enough, we cannot underestimate the ancients.

Fu Wenyu sighed again.

Just as the three of them had packed up and were about to go out, Fu Qingshi's voice sounded outside the door.

"Wen Yu, Wen Yu, are you here?"

"Come out quickly. My second uncle wants to see you for something. Come on, don't delay the matter."

What's going on so early?

Fu Wenyu stood up, walked to the door and opened it, "Uncle Second, what do you want so early?" He turned his head and saw that there were two more people, so he identified them and shouted: "Uncle Bronze, Uncle Qingqi."

Fu Qingqi is a tall man and the husband of Wenshi, a talkative woman in the village. Fu Qingqi is an old bachelor, very short, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He is nearly thirty years old and has not yet gotten married. Not only that, his personality is also a bit arrogant. He is the kind of person who would go to any family for a drink when there is a funeral or celebration.

Seeing Fu Wenyu opening the door, but the other two people hadn't spoken yet, Fu Qingqi poked his head in and said, "Wen Yu, why don't you invite us to your house?"

"By the way, I haven't seen what your house is like yet."

He stretched out his head and stepped on his feet, with an eager expression on his face, "I heard from your second uncle that your house is made of blue bricks and red tiles, and you also spent a lot of money to buy some flowers, trees and fruit trees. It's very neat. "

"According to me, if the house is so good, you should have a running water mat for three days and three nights, so that the whole village can come to support you. Then I will definitely..."

Fu Wenyu frowned since Fu Qingqi said the first sentence.

After hearing the next few words, he immediately said unceremoniously: "My family is still observing filial piety, so it's inconvenient. Uncle Qingqi, if you want to come to my house as a guest, why don't you ask me when I offer incense to my father tonight?" he?"

"Let my father come to you at night to explain?"

As soon as Fu Wenyu said these words, Fu Qingqi suddenly felt a cold wind blowing beside him, which made him shiver with fright, and stammered: "No, no, haha, haha, I was just kidding, just kidding."

If Fu Qingshan comes to him, it will be like a ghost coming to his door!

Seeing Fu Qingqi hiding behind Fu Qingqi in fear, Fu Wenyu sneered in his heart. Then he looked at Fu Qingshi and asked in a bad tone: "Second uncle, what do you want from me?"

Fu Qingshi's tone was not very good either, "Wen Yu, what did you write about Li Si going to Chen County to dig stones and actually digging out a piece of jade? Why didn't you tell me?"

"If your Uncle Qingqi hadn't gone to the city yesterday, we wouldn't have known about it."

So that’s what happened.

Fu Wenyu thought for a while and said, "Second uncle, I didn't write it and then dig it out."

"Whether I write or not, when Li Si decides to go to Chen County, they will find the jade. After all, the six of them all brought big hammers and were not afraid of hardship. If there was no mountain, they would immediately change to another mountain. They have such perseverance, unless there is no jade mountain in Chen County, if there is, they will definitely find it."

Fu Qingshi didn't care about that. After complaining for a few words, he said: "This kind of good thing should be given to our family. By the way, your uncle Qingtong and Uncle Qingqi and I are also going to Chen County to find jade."

"You also write a sentence, let us find one piece each, no, find two pieces!"

"Three pieces, three pieces," Fu Qingqi hurriedly came out from behind Fu Qingtong and said excitedly: "Three pieces each, they must be as big as the one that Wang Po found. When we sell them in the shop, we will each have 1,500 taels! Hahaha, when I have 1,500 taels, I will buy 200 acres of land, then marry three wives and give birth to eight sons!"

Fu Wenyu immediately showed an expression that was difficult to describe.

The same was true for Fu Wenshu and Fu Wenhe beside him. Fu Wenshu was more stable and didn't speak, but Fu Wenhe rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Uncle Qingqi, you can't say anything careless."

"We all know that Wenyu is writing stories for Tang Yuanwai's bookstore. It was just a coincidence that he helped someone write wishes this time. And the bookstore charges 100 coins for each sentence."

"Uncle Qingqi, did you bring money?"

Fu Qingqi said embarrassedly, "Wenyu, we are all your elders..."

Fortunately, there was still a sober person among the three. Fu Qingtong, who just responded to Fu Wenyu's greeting, took out a string of money from his pocket and handed it over amid the complaints of Fu Qingshi and Fu Qingqi.

"I brought it."

"Wenyu, it's settled, you write it for us too. It's getting late, and we have to hurry on our way, so we won't go to the city."

Fu Wenyu took it with his hand, hesitated for a moment and persuaded: "Uncle Qingtong, I heard from Li Si yesterday that the jade mountain in Chen County has been surrounded by the government, and no one is allowed to quarry."

"You can't get close even if you go."

Fu Qingtong nodded, indicating that he knew, "We will be careful."

Watching the three people carrying their bags away, and merging with a few vague figures farther away, Fu Wenyu shook his head and ignored them, and took the two brothers into the city by car.

The stall was already set up at the entrance of Kaiyuan Bookstore.

After yesterday afternoon and night, and this morning, the news that Li Si and others found the jade had spread in Liuzhou City. Some people rushed to Li Si's home and listened with relish to them repeatedly telling how they found the jade and how they sold it later. Some people put their money bags in their pockets and hurried to the door of Kaiyuan Bookstore, anxiously waiting for Fu Wenyu's arrival.

So for two consecutive days, Fu Wenyu went out early and came back late, helping people write wishes and mini-storybooks in the city. After two days, not only were his hands sore, but his mouth was dry and his voice was hoarse.

But the results were also very significant.

Together with the previous ones, he received a total of 125 taels of silver.

And two days later in the morning, the storybook of "Legend of the Divine Eye" was officially put on sale.