I became famous for writing ridiculous stories in ancient times

Zhao Yunfei died, killed by the man in black who led him.

But he came back to life and returned to the time when he was punished to kneel in the ancestral hall fifteen days ago!

After realizing that he was alive again, Zhao Yunfei froze on the spot, and then stayed there for a long time. Then he pinched himself hard.

"Ouch, it hurts!"

"Not a dream?"

"Am I dreaming just now, or am I dreaming now?"

He climbed up from the futon in a daze, looked at the ancestral tablets on the desk, and murmured to himself, "Could it be the blessing of my ancestors that made me dream about the future?"

But how could that heart-piercing pain be so real? !

Just when he was panicked and scared, and wanted to just run out without caring, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and then Zhao Yunlei walked in.

"Yunfei, why didn't you just pretend to be kneeling down? Do you already know that daddy is asleep?"

The eldest brother came in and said he was ‘pretentious’ and said, ‘Dad, is he asleep? ’

The familiar scene made Zhao Yunfei freeze on the spot, wondering whether everything that happened in his memory was a dream or reality, so he subconsciously said, "...Brother, did you bring roast goose, roast duck, and pancakes?"

Then he heard Zhao Yunlei say: "I don't even have the roast goose or duck you asked for. Dad is very angry this time and won't allow Lao Wang to prepare food for you. Even if my mother and sister help to plead for mercy, it's useless. The leftovers are all eaten by dad." Keep an eye on it and feed it to the cats and dogs.”

Zhao Yunfei: "...!!!"

He murmured and continued, "...then am I going to be hungry?"

Then, without waiting for Zhao Yunlei to answer, he asked and answered himself in an ethereal and unbelievable voice that seemed to be floating in the air and unable to reach the ground: "...Only a bowl of noodles made by your sister-in-law."

"...do you want it?"

Zhao Yunlei raised his eyebrows in surprise, "You know I brought you noodles, did you smell it?"

Zhao Yunfei slowly raised his head.

His eyes looking at Zhao Yunlei became brighter and brighter, and finally he rushed over, holding Zhao Yunlei's hand tightly like a drowning man holding onto driftwood, and asked eagerly: " Brother, brother, did the doctor say that my sister-in-law will give birth in two months? Is it two months?”

Zhao Yunlei frowned slightly and reached out to Zhao Yunfei's forehead.

"Yunfei, what's wrong with you?"

"The doctor did say that, but..."

He wanted to ask how only he and his wife knew about this matter. Even his parents didn't know about it. How did Yunfei know about it?

But before Zhao Yunlei could ask, Zhao Yunfei said quickly: "Brother, do you want to tell me today to stop being naughty? In fact, my talent is better than yours. If I concentrate on practicing martial arts, I will definitely be better in the future." If you have great achievements, your father will love you deeply.”

"Yes or no?"

"Huh? Really?!"

"Is that what you want to say?!"

Now Zhao Yunlei's expression became serious.

If Yunfei could find someone to inquire about the doctor's words, it wouldn't be surprising to find out. But no one else knew about this sentence that I had just thought up on the road and prepared to use it to persuade him.

Although I have said similar things before, it will not be the same as this time.

How did Yunfei know?

Before Zhao Yunlei could ask his doubts, Zhao Yunfei already knew the answer from his expression, so he grinned happily.

"ha……"

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

He laughed so hard that he was breathless and bent over, "I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive again, hahaha!"

"My eldest brother is not dead, my sister-in-law, nephews and nieces are not dead either, my parents and my sister are not dead, everyone is not dead!! It's great, great, great, great -"

The doubts on Zhao Yunlei's face deepened, and he looked worriedly at Zhao Yunfei, who was laughing to tears, and said with an inexplicable sadness in his tone: "Yunfei, are you having a nightmare?"

"What's the matter with death? Everyone in my family is still alive and well."

"Yunfei you..."

"elder brother!"

Zhao Yunfei, who had always regretted not telling his family what happened before he died, interrupted Zhao Yunlei again, and then said in a firm tone: "I want to tell you something!"

"I promise everything I say is true!"

Zhao Yunlei gestured to him and said, and then he frowned more and more as he listened, "You said you picked up a treasure map, and then brought death to the whole family. Half a month later, a group of men in black first drugged us, and then Killed us all, including your sister-in-law and sister? "

Zhao Yunfei nodded wildly, and then took out the treasure map with blood stains in his arms, "Yes, yes, that's it. This is the treasure map I picked up!"

"It changes into a different picture in the water."

It happened that there was a water basin in the ancestral hall to prevent fire, so Zhao Yunfei brought the water basin over and directly showed Zhao Yunlei how the old picture was changed into a new one, and then looked up at him expectantly.

"Brother, look, what I just said is true!"

But Zhao Yunlei doesn't think so.

He even felt that there was something wrong with his brother's brain, so he softened his tone and said, "Yunfei, there may really be some secrets in this treasure map."

"But you said that someone will rush into the house and massacre in half a month. This is really ridiculous. My parents are not unknown in the martial arts world, and your sister-in-law and I are not powerless to fight back. Not to mention that there are other martial arts practitioners in the house. How can a dignified Zhao family be allowed to be slaughtered?"

Zhao Yunfei added, "You have San Gong San, brother!"

"It's even more nonsense to say that San Gong San is useless."

Zhao Yunlei said angrily: "This is the treasure of the Southwest Poison Sect. The last time it appeared in the martial arts was thirty years ago. When dad was still wandering around in the world, you and I were not even born yet."

"You're telling me now that it will appear in half a month?"

"And the kitchen is such an important place. Don't say that Lao Wang just broke his leg. Even if he died, our family would not rashly invite a stranger and unknown person to be the chef at home. "

"Yunfei, you think too simply!"

Zhao Yunfei: "..."

Did he just have a nightmare and not be resurrected?

Zhao Yunfei, who was stunned by his brother's well-founded rebuttal, couldn't help but doubt himself. But when he saw the food box on the ground and the bowl of cold shaved noodles in the opened food box, his heart became determined again.

He said with a serious expression: "Brother, I know you don't believe what I say."

"It doesn't matter. Since you think I just had a nightmare and didn't resurrect from that night fifteen days later, that is, I was reborn back to the present, then let's verify it."

"Tomorrow morning, my parents will come together."

Zhao Yunfei thought about it carefully, and then said: "Dad will say this first...then I will say this...then mother will say this..." After retelling, he said to Zhao Yunlei: "If this is really the case, brother, not only do you have to Believe what I say, and help me persuade my parents so that they also believe what I say!”

Zhao Yunlei nodded slowly, "...it's settled."

If what his parents said tomorrow were exactly the same as what Yunfei said now, and combined with the fact that Yunfei had repeatedly said what he wanted to say but hadn't said yet, then he would have to believe it even if he didn't believe it.

The next day, Zhao Yunfei knelt on the futon anxiously. Because of his inner uneasiness, he was stumbling over the family's "Yunxiao Sword Jue", which made Zhao Ya frown as soon as he entered the door.

But he didn't say anything, but first offered a pillar of fragrance to his ancestors.

Then he turned around and said to Zhao Yunfei with some dissatisfaction: "Okay, get up. Seeing how absent-minded you are in front of your ancestors, do you know that you are wrong?"

Zhao Yunfei quickly replied: "I know I was wrong, Dad, I will definitely practice martial arts well in the future."

Zhao Ya hummed and was about to say more, but Liu Yun, who was waiting next to him, interrupted him impatiently, "Okay, Yun Fei said he knew he was wrong, so just say less..."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yunlei, who quietly came to the door, suddenly widened his eyes.

Then Zhao Yunfei said, "Mom, you are really the best, best, best mother in the world." As expected, Liu Yun also smiled and replied to his younger son, "You are the only one with a sweet mouth."

Exactly the same, really exactly the same!

After finishing writing the plot of rebirth, Fu Wenyu breathed a long sigh of relief.

Rebirth stories often mean ‘making up for regrets’, so the protagonist’s experience before his rebirth is quite tragic.

Fu Wenyu also thought for a long time before he set the tone of "family ruined" for "Zhao Yunfei" before his rebirth. Because ancient readers have not experienced many tests of formulaic writing, the storybooks written for them should be step-by-step. The more classic the plot setting, the more useful it is. If it is too novel, they will not be able to understand it.

When readers have seen more routines, for example, if other authors follow the trend and write a version of rebirth with family destruction and death, then he can write "The boss is reborn and then reduced to a dimensionality strike", "After rebirth, the salted fish is smashed", "Reborn into another world" People's bodies', 'Reincarnation seventeen/eight/nine times', 'Anti-rebirth', 'Everyone is reborn but I am the original' and other themes.

That would certainly be interesting.

Now, he thinks a simple 'rebirth' is enough.

‘Rebirth’ itself is a dimensionality reduction attack.

In fact, this is also the case. When his "Treasure Map of Rebirth" was shown to others, without exception, they all received surprised looks. Some people even chased him and asked, "Rebirth? What is rebirth?" , "It's so strange", "This Zhao Yunfei actually lived a new life" and so on.

After this article was published, it immediately caused waves among readers.

After the part before rebirth was published, some people originally blamed Zhao Yun for his reckless flight, which brought great disaster to his family; some people passionately condemned those ferocious men in black, saying that killing is a heinous crime; some people were curious about whether there are really people in the world. In terms of martial arts, there is the first form of the 'Yunxiao Sword Technique'.

But as soon as the 'rebirth' thing came out, these were suppressed, because most readers were stunned.

The same words were running through their minds.

Can it still be like this? !

On this day, when Fu Wenyu came to the teahouse again, he happened to bump into a reader who was foaming at the mouth.

"Rebirth, it turns out there is still rebirth!"

"I originally thought that Zhao Yunfei would spend the rest of his life in annoyance and regret. The only thing left in his life was revenge. After revenge, he might commit suicide in front of his parents' graves. I didn't expect that God, no, it was Mr. Fu can actually let him live again. "

"Wonderful, wonderful."

His friends also sighed, "It's extremely, extremely."

"Originally, I didn't read storybooks, thinking that they were either about love or whining, which was extremely vulgar. But Mr. Fu's storybook, especially when the black-robed leader appeared from behind his mother's body and slowly walked towards him, made me break out in a cold sweat in the hot weather."

"This man is quite scheming."

"He actually guessed that Zhao Yunfei would come back to check because he missed his parents. So he hid in the house in advance and watched coldly, just in time to catch him!"

He tapped his palm with his folding fan and praised: "Maybe the shouts that Zhao Yunfei heard, and the words "fire" and "Come and put out the fire" from outside, were also arranged by him. Otherwise, how could there be only shouts but no one?"

The man opposite was stunned, then slowly nodded, "That makes sense."

I didn't expect that a reader would guess it.

Fu Wenyu sighed as he went upstairs. In fact, he hinted at it in the article, such as from the incident of the Zhao family to Zhao Yunfei's discovery, to his search for Zhao Yunlei, meeting Ruyi, meeting his father, fighting, fleeing, hiding...

This actually took a lot of time.

Not to mention that when the Zhao family just had an accident, the screams and fighting sounds must have spread. For such a long time, the government officials did not come, and there was no big movement outside. Either the people who came were also dealt with, or they were too scared to come.

In this case, how could someone suddenly come when Zhao Yunfei was hiding well, and those black-robed people who dared to rush into the prosperous city to kill people retreated without hesitation?

This is not reasonable.

It can only be said that Zhao Yunfei is only fifteen years old after all, and he is still too young.

Whether it is that he picked up the treasure map before, or that he was easily led out this time, it reflects the immaturity of his character and the lack of experience in his experience.

Fortunately, he still has the "golden finger"!

After "rebirth", he won't feel so aggrieved anymore.