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Ah K labors like a monkey, his logic muddled and his head spinning;

Giving thanks to the red-haired Europeans, he yells, 'Compared to you, I'd rather work like a monkey!';

Doo-roo-roo roo roo, doo-roo-roo doo! Doo-roo-roo roo roo, doo-roo-roo doo hey!

In the vast expanse of the heavens, a brown wooden airship, shaped like a cockroach, was flying at a leisurely pace, constantly filled with strong and strange exotic music.

Amidst the curry-flavored music, dozens of tall, voluptuous, dark-skinned women on the deck of this enormous airship were performing a classical dance imbued with some kind of religious meaning, their hands and feet moving rhythmically.

Meanwhile, Herinik Hasmie, a Brahmin-level monk and participant in the Heavenly Pride Ranking Tournament from Lianzhou, was enjoying the passionate dance of the women while violently abusing a dozen Dalits like a savage beast.

The specific scenes are too graphic to describe, but the bloodshed was comparable to a slaughterhouse, involving both men and women.

"Oh, my dear master Hasmie."

Amidst the bloody chaos, a short, fat, dark-skinned man emerged from the lower cabin onto the deck, loudly proclaiming, "We are almost at our destination on this voyage. You should prepare yourself."

"Oh, so soon?"

Accompanied by a dull, turbid sound, a tall man, almost entirely covered in blood, suddenly emerged from a pile of severed limbs.

The short, fat man spread his hands, respectfully bowing his head, "Waiting only for you to step out with your esteemed feet and enter the bath."

Hasmie nodded, walked naked towards the lower deck, and, looking down at the short, fat man, instructed:

"Come here and bathe with me."

"As you command."

Upon hearing this, the pig-like man immediately revealed a bashful expression, "My dear master."

As time continued to pass, the Sky-Ark airships from various departments of the Great Jing Dynasty successively arrived at that boundless Gobi Desert.

And when these Sky-Arks had all landed, and teams emerged from them, slowly walking towards the viewing platform, the robot that stood quietly levitating in the air above the platform seemed to be activated by some kind of signal, suddenly awakening.

It abruptly raised its head, holding a golden microphone, and surveyed the surrounding crowds slowly taking their seats on the four sides of the viewing platform.

It announced in a loud voice:

"Three Jiazi cycles have passed, the Heavenly Pride Ranking Tournament reopens! Welcome all participants to our competition venue—"

"First to enter is our Northern Military Region delegation, and leading them is none other than the Northern Military Region's participant this time—Zhen Lianbiao!! Give him a warm welcome!!"

Zhen Lianbiao is a martial arts genius and unparalleled military talent from our Northern Military Region. He once led troops to defeat and capture the invading enemy forces of the Eastern Sea Merman Kingdom."

As the robot host announced and proclaimed loudly, the floating platform beneath it began to play a series of stirring and invigorating musical sounds, urging people to immediately jump up and perform broadcast exercises.

It was unknown what kind of audio equipment was installed on this platform, but the music it played was so loud that the entire arena below couldn't help but tremble slightly.

And with this inexplicably appearing vibration, the copper pillars inserted around the four sides of the giant arena, as well as the iron chains between the pillars, and the yellow paper talismans strung on the chains, immediately began to flicker with mystical radiance.

"Senior brother."

Ke Qing, who had already walked to a certain spot on the viewing platform and sat down, looked at the arena and asked curiously, "Why is the arena glowing?"

Dongfang Xiao, sitting next to her, explained: "Because the aftermath of battles between martial artists is often quite destructive, the arenas for the Heavenly Pride Ranking Tournament are repeatedly reinforced with multiple types of spells to absorb the destructive force that martial artists release into the outside world."

"Oh~" Ke Qing nodded, "So that's how it is. Will anyone be sent flying onto the viewing platform during your battles later?"

"Hahaha, silly girl, no."

Dongfang Xiao shook his head and chuckled, "Once you're on this arena, unless the duel ends with someone's death or surrender, the contestant cannot come out.

All types of attacks that appear on the arena, whether physical, magical, or mental, will be sealed inside.

Throughout the entire duel, only the battle footage and some sounds will be transmitted; the spectators from various departments on the viewing platform will never be harmed in any way."

"Oh~ I see." Ke Qing nodded in understanding, "That's quite thoughtful."

After hearing his junior sister's words, Dongfang Xiao said leisurely: "Actually, the appearance of these thoughtful designs is all due to the bloodshed from the audience in the earlier sessions many years ago."

"Ah?"

Ke Qing was stunned upon hearing this, and then she understood, "It turns out... Senior brother, listen, the host in the sky is calling your name!"

"...—Now, we once again solemnly introduce—"

The robot host on the floating platform in the sky pointed a hand at Dongfang Xiao, who was sitting in the center of the Wu Jue Jue crowd on the viewing platform below, and introduced loudly:

"This is Dongfang Xiao, the participant representing our Great Jing Dynasty's Special Affairs Division!! Give him a warm welcome!!"

Clap clap clap clap clap clap~

Accompanied by enthusiastic applause played by the floating platform's sound system, and cheers from the Special Affairs Division personnel in the area where they were seated on the viewing platform below, the robot host began to babble about Dongfang Xiao's position and various achievements over the years.

But this proclamation, apart from the enthusiastic reaction and continuous applause from the people in the Special Affairs Division area, was met with indifference and coldness from the spectators of the other Eastern, Western, Southern, and Northern Military Regions, the Military Intelligence Division, and the Divine Arms Division.

Shan Xiuran, sitting somewhere on the northern side of the arena's viewing platform, even smiled indifferently and mocked: "In the end, he's just a thief-catcher. Why say so much nonsense?"

"This humanoid divine weapon is so talkative."

The short-haired woman next to him said annoyedly, "I really want to tear it into a pile of scrap iron."

But as soon as she said that, Shan Xiuran said lightly: "Xiu Xiu, this humanoid divine weapon may seem ordinary, but you can't tear it apart."

"Oh~" Shan Xiu Xiu raised an eyebrow, "So powerful—"

Just as she began to speak, the robot host above once again raised its volume and introduced the Demon Slaying Division:

"...—Now, we solemnly introduce the participant representing our Great Jing Dynasty's Demon Slaying Division—Li Hai!!!"

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap—

Accompanied by a burst of applause, the host began to proclaim and introduce Li Hai's personal identity.

For example, he is only eighteen years old this year, his position is a Heavenly Rank Commandant in the Demon Slaying Division, the Chief Supervisor of the Demon Slaying Division's Finance Department, the Chief Inspector of the Demon Slaying Division's Disciplinary Department, and so on.

But Shan Xiu Xiu, frowning as she listened to all this, couldn't help but complain:

"Powerful? My god, what a stupid name!"

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