Chen Yeyu stared at the reply from the other party in the chat box, and his head was full of black lines.
This seller is too direct!
Fortunately, he is not ugly. If he really met someone with an ugly appearance, he would be depressed if he failed to confess and was insulted like this.
Seeing that Chen Yeyu did not reply for a long time, Mu Xue sent another message to ask
【Hey, I didn’t really say it, did I?】
【Is it because girls dislike you for being too... um... not obviously handsome, so my love secrets have no effect? 】
Chen Yeyu was too lazy to reply to two messages in a row.
The love routines in the secrets are relatively basic, and should be helpful for pursuing girls who are just beginning to fall in love and have little emotional experience.
Unfortunately, the target of his pursuit is a high-level player like Qin Keqin who is not only good-looking, but also has countless admirers around her and is more familiar with the psychology of boys.
Chen Yeyu is equivalent to using the sliding tackle he learned to challenge the tiger in the mountains. There is no hope that it will work! It is a pure act of giving away heads.
His continued silence made Muxue more certain that he was just too ugly and had too beautiful thoughts, trying to be a toad eating swan meat.
So she sent a few more words of comfort right after that.
【If your hardware conditions are really poor, sometimes you might as well change your thinking. It's hard to catch a swan flying in the sky, but you still have a chance to catch small animals running on the ground! In this way, you can get love, and I can get another good review, the best of both worlds! So... consider it?】
【First of all, I am not ugly! Secondly, I suspect you are calling me a toad, and I have solid evidence.】
【No......I just suddenly thought of Ximen Qing】
【Ximen Qing? Although this guy is not a positive character, he is still a tall, rich and handsome man in ancient times. Since you praise me, I will reserve the right to give a negative review for now.】
【No, no, no, you misunderstood, brother, I am worried that if you really find a girlfriend as beautiful as Pan Jinlian, there will be a lot of Ximen Qings around you. /Laughing]
Chen Yeyu:"......"
Isn't this just a way of saying he is Wu Dalang?
Chen Yeyu is very angry, the consequences are serious
【Don't say anything, I'm going to write a bad review now!】
【No, no, no, if you are really not satisfied with my product, I can agree to a refund, but the premise is that you have to prove that you are not ugly and that my love secrets really failed to help you. 】
Refund?
This condition is very attractive.
After all, Chen Yeyu's pockets are cleaner than his face.
In order to pursue Qin Keqin and prepare for this confession, he almost spent all his money.
Although the 888 yuan for the love secrets is not too much, it is definitely a timely help.
【How to prove it? Send a photo?】
【Nowadays photos are too heavily photoshopped to be reliable, so I think it’s better to verify it face to face!】
【Meet? But I'm in Jiang City! Are you from Jiang City too? /Surprised】
【It seems that when God closes the door to your appearance, he still opens the window to your intelligence. That's right, I am not only from Jiang City, but also from Jiang University. Are you surprised? / Sly smile】
【What the hell? Are you targeting your schoolmates?】
【What nonsense are you talking about? I am just caring about my classmates! 】
Since we are all alumni, the problem is much easier to solve.
【Passerby: In that case, let's meet at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning on the greenway by the lake of our school.】
【Mu Xue: Tomorrow is the weekend, you are getting up so early, are you going to let me live? Can't you schedule it in the afternoon or evening? / Angry】
【Sorry, I'm short of money and can't wait that long.】
【OK, you are so cruel! / Bomb】
After sending this message, Mu Xue's profile picture turned gray.
I don't know if she was really offline, or if she deliberately turned invisible because she was angry.
After closing the chat box, Chen Yeyu found that Qin Keqin had also sent him a message.
Clicking on the message notification, it was sent more than ten minutes ago.
【Qin: Yeyu, are you there? 】
Seeing this simple greeting, Chen Yeyu felt a little dazed.
In the past five years, he basically sent this sentence to Qin Keqin.
Are you there, are you busy, go to bed early!
The three wastes of losers and dogs were almost broken by his keys.
However, in most cases, Qin Keqin’s reply was what, hehe, going to take a shower.
In the past, the heartfelt efforts were not exchanged for an active greeting from the other party.
After leaving resolutely today, the sun actually rose from the west.
It happened that the music software in the computer played the song"More and More Confused".
Love what you can't get more, ignore what comes too easily...
Chen Yeyu couldn't help but admire that the lyrics of this song were really awesome.
Compared with the previous careful writing and deletion, deletion and writing, this time he just simply tapped the keyboard a few times and sent it out directly.
【What?】
Qin Keqin replied to the message almost immediately
【I thought you were asleep! / Happy]
The chat box shows that Qin Keqin is typing, and Chen Yeyu's reply has been sent.
【It's too early for you to be happy. I'm going to take a shower and go to bed. Let's talk tomorrow if there's anything! 】
After sending this message, Chen Yeyu turned off the computer directly.
After tossing and turning all night, I'm really a little tired.
After taking a shower and having a good sleep, I will try to get back the more than 800 yuan I spent on the love course tomorrow.
"By the way, Yeyu, didn't Hengzi go out with you? Why didn't he come back?" Ding Wei asked Chen Yeyu who was taking out his clothes.
"Him......"Chen Yeyu smiled helplessly and said,"I'm going to the Internet cafe. I don't think I'll be back tonight.""
"Damn it, it’s just that I didn’t help him win the promotion match a few days ago, but he didn’t even invite me to play games all night. When I get back to the dormitory tomorrow, I’m going to break all three of his legs."
"Wei Ge, although I don't play LOL very much, I have to say it for Hengzi���Fair words. I also watched those promotion matches. Even if you were AFK in the fountain, I think we could have won the last game 4 vs 5. But you not only sent the opponent's LeBlanc and Draven's Death's Book and Death's Sword to the full level, but also scolded your own bottom lane duo for AFK. If I were Hengzi, I wouldn't dare to play with you anymore."Chen Yeyu said with a smile.
Ding Wei, who felt that this was the truth, whispered in defense with red ears:
"If I hadn't taught him how to fight in the first place, how could he have grown so fast? In just one year, he went from bronze to gold? He can't just forget about our brotherhood just because I betrayed him!"
"Haha, Wei Ge, I remember it was not just one game, but five games in a row, right? If it wasn't for the fact that I was matched with a booster in the previous two games, in order to avoid being deducted money by the boss and taking the life and health C, I guess I would have failed to advance with 0-3."
Ding Wei scratched his head embarrassedly,"Really? I don't quite remember it."
Kong Peng on the bed raised his hand and agreed,"Wei Ge, I can testify to what Ye Yu said. The booster even typed at the time that he had never had such a hard time playing against a master's order. How are your 0-8 Noxus? Haha~"
"You son of a bitch, why don't I go the other way and become a god?"
After glaring at Kong Peng, Ding Wei turned around and started his road to higher scores again.
While Chen Yeyu was happily taking a shower, Qin Keqin in the girls' dormitory was not sleepy at all.
She held her phone in both hands, and her whole body looked like a petrified statue.
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