I cultivate mushrooms in warhammer

The next day, at eleven in the morning.

Li Nuo finished his lunch early and sat quietly in the study.

The automatic simulation was in progress, and no logical errors had occurred.

The system found several feasible solutions, but because the overall efficiency of each link was only one-third of that of chemical synthesis, it did not meet Li Nuo's requirements and was not adopted.

Major discoveries in the field of microbiology either come from chance or are brewed with time.

Li Nuo was mentally prepared for this and was not in a hurry at all.

After waiting for a while in his seat, the system message arrived as scheduled.

【Archive 1: Mad Doctor Sack】

【Archive Brief:】

【The war between the Steel Teef Clan and the Red Eye Clan is about to begin.】

【Please pay close attention to the update of the brief to avoid the death of the simulated character.】

Li Nuo took out a magical spore, put it in his mouth, and clicked on Mad Doctor's archive to load it.

His consciousness passed through the sea of stars and arrived at the Ork planet, drilling into Sack's body.

Sack was just putting on his combat armor, protecting himself with unsightly but thick enough steel.

This was custom-made for him by the Techboy at the request of the clan leader.

In addition, there was a clanking chainsword and an automatic pistol with a barrel biased to the left.

Li Nuo took his weapons and surgical toolbox, pushed open the door, and a lively war preparation scene rushed towards him.

The roar of the engine was deafening, and hundreds of red motorcycles full of Orks were screaming, raising dust into the sky.

Five 'Boom Boom' battlewagons, painted dark red, drove out of the workshop, spewing thick smoke into the sky, and the surrounding Orks cheered.

Clan leader Iron climbed onto the giant rock in the center of the camp.

He was covered in steel bars and steel plates, and he held a huge power hammer in his hand.

"Pfft." White gas flowed out of the power hammer, and the hammer was pushed by a huge force, slamming onto the giant rock with a bang.

This explosion attracted the attention of all the Orks.

"Listen up, ya gitz!" Iron's roar drowned out the roar of the engine, turning into echoes in the sky above the territory:

"The scum of the Red Eye Clan actually dare to steal our scrap! Gork and Mork witness, we're gonna kill them all today! Steal all their scrap!"

The Orks roared in unison.

Iron pointed downwards, his finger aimed at the largest Techboy:

"Nazgutz! Tell me loud, are the 'Boom Boom' battlewagons ready!"

"Yes, Boss! I guarantee they're as loud as you!" Nazgutz waved his hand, and the five dark red 'Boom Boom' battlewagons roared together behind him.

"Boom!" The brutal sound waves swept the field, and the Orks shouted loudly along with the engine of the 'Boom Boom' battlewagons, one wave higher than another.

Iron roared to the sky:

"Then what are we waiting for! Move out! Kill the Red Eye Clan! Steal their scrap! Waaaaaaagh!"

"Waaaaaagh!"

The whole place was boiling, some getting into vehicles, some riding pigs, and some running.

All the Orks were rushing to the battlefield in their own way.

Just then, a sharp whistle came from the sky.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Looking up, three fighter planes trailing thick smoke descended from the sky, the jagged paint on the nose like the bloody mouth of a beast.

The Orks controlling the fighter planes wore scarlet goggles.

They stood up from the cockpit and roared as they pressed the attack button:

"You Steel Teef idiots! Know what this is? This is the Red Eye Dakka Dakka Big Plane! Even if you know, you can't afford it! Go to hell with your 'Boom Boom' battlewagons! Waaaaagh — — — — — —"

The fighter planes swooped down with a howl, and the shipborne machine guns frantically sprayed a barrage of bullets.

The Red Eye Clan had spent a fortune on this sneak attack, and every bullet was a bolt round!

Rain-like bullets poured down, and in just an instant, those Gretchin who failed to equip heavy metal armor suffered.

The crackling explosions were continuous, each accompanied by the screams of the Gretchin.

The three fighter planes roared across the Steel Teef Clan's territory, only twenty meters above the ground at their lowest point.

They plowed the land like a harrow, leaving behind splashing clods of earth and flesh.

The Ork pilots on the fighter planes laughed wildly, while the Steel Teef Clan on the ground were dumbfounded.

Iron roared, ordering his Orks to shoot at the sky and telling the 'Boom Boom' battlewagons to shoot down the planes.

The 'Boom Boom' battlewagons resembled the tanks of human civilization.

Its gun barrel had a limited elevation angle and could not aim at the sky at all on flat ground.

To make matters worse, the three fighter planes only fired one volley before rushing into the sky, not giving the Steel Teef Clan a chance to fight back.

The morale of the Steel Teef Clan was sinking straight down.

At this moment, a loud voice rang out in the corner.

"I have a way to deal with those three nasty planes! You all get inside and load your guns! When they swoop down again, I guarantee they'll be in for a surprise!"

Li Nuo stood on Zargut's shoulders, waving his arms and repeatedly urging the Orks to find cover.

But after all, he was not the clan leader and could not command these Orks.

Iron stood on the giant rock, slamming the ground with a bang, spitting and shouting:

"Are you all stupid! Move it! Didn't you hear what the Mad Doctor said!"

"Whoooooooooooooooo"

The whistling of the dive came again from overhead.

The Orks collectively moved, those with holes drilled into the holes, and those without holes drilled into the tin houses, their guns pointing at the sky.

Li Nuo was protected by Zargut and entered his shack, the Squig pet and the Gretchin huddled under the bed.

This time, the three fighter planes changed their tactics, not using swooping and machine gun sweeps to deal with the Steel Teef Clan.

In the back seats of the fighter planes, Gretchin carrying red missiles crawled out of their seats and stood on the outer shells of the cockpit.

It's Gretchin missiles again!

Li Nuo got angry when he saw this thing.

This thing was too unreasonable, with extremely fast flight speed and humanoid guidance, it was simply cheating among cheats.

The last time Li Nuo encountered this thing, he didn't even have a chance to counterattack with fungal abilities and was blown to pieces by the missile.

This time, he was going to give these damn Gretchin a good look.

"Prepare!!!" Li Nuo raised his right hand in the window, aiming at the fighter plane in the sky.

Just as the fuse of the Gretchin missile was lit, a series of brain-freeze techniques were thrown out by him.

The bodies of the three Ork pilots suddenly straightened, their mouths wide open, and saliva flew backwards in the gale.

The arms of two of the Ork pilots happened to get stuck on the diving stick, and the fighter plane was at a 90-degree angle to the ground, falling straight down.

The other Ork pilot was even worse, he was performing a very coquettish tumbling action in the air, and Li Nuo's brain-freeze technique directly threw him out of the fighter plane.

Under the effect of the brain-freeze technique, the three Gretchin carrying the missiles failed to stand firm and successively turned into shooting stars in the sky, performing free falls.

"Fire!!!!! Shoot the missiles first!!!!"

At Li Nuo's command, a tide of gunfire rang out.

"Bang bang bang bang — — — — — —"

"Dada dada dada dada — — — — — — — —"

Dense bullets weaved a barrage in the air, detonating three missiles in the blink of an eye.

Bright sparks exploded in the air, and thick black smoke formed a large cloud.

The three fighter planes passed through the black cloud and fell rapidly.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Three explosions came from the corners of the territory, and steel fragments splashed wantonly.

The territory was silent for two seconds, and then an unprecedented wave of cheers broke out.

"Mad Doctor, I think you're awesome!"

"Mad Doctor! That was really awesome just now!"

"Gork and Mork above! Mad Doctor is the best!"

Invisible waves of energy spread from the psychic fields of the Orks.

The system text was rapidly refreshed.

【You have received praise from 8210 Gretchin.】

【You have received praise from 3322 Ork Boyz.】

【You have received praise from 1396 'Boom Boom' Boyz.】

【You have received praise from 428 Motorbike Boyz.】

【You have received praise from 355 Ranch Boyz.】

【You have received praise from 25 'Boom Boom' Battlewagon Boyz.】

【You have received praise from 94 Techboyz.】

【You have received praise from 55 Painboyz.】

【You have received praise from 70 Gretchin Slave Owners.】

【You have received praise from 30 Boss Bodyguards.】

【You have received 10 praises from the Steel Teef Clan Leader.】

【You have received a total of 25638 points.】

【All have been converted into simulation points.】

Oh yeah~~

When the three fighter planes first swooped down, Li Nuo had plenty of time to control them, but he didn't do so, in order to make the Steel Teef Clan fear the flying units.

The more the Orks of the Steel Teef Clan feared, the more hope he brought would be remarkable.

Morale went from the lowest point to the highest peak, and the score was naturally terrifyingly high.

His little thought worked, and he harvested a lot of simulation points, which felt really refreshing.

"Buzz buzz buzz — — — —"

The sound of the engine came from outside the territory.

It was the Steel Teef Clan's scout returning.

Five Orks and a motorcycle were sent out to scout the road, but now only one person and one car returned.

The Ork on the car was covered in blood, looking miserable and seriously injured.

As soon as he came back, he shouted:

"Boss, the Red Eye gitz got three fighter planes and three Gretchin missiles! We have to be careful!"

Iron stood on the giant rock, looked at the place where the three planes crashed, and asked in a muffled voice:

"I ask you, do the Red Eye gitz only have three planes?"

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"Yes, Boss! I counted several times, there's no mistake. Huh? Why are there planes in our territory too…"

When the Ork scout passed the wreckage of the plane, he stopped the car and made a strange cry, pointing at the red tail of the plane and calling it familiar.

How could it not be familiar?

This was the Red Eye Clan's plane, and all three were here.

Iron immediately waved his hand and ordered the entire army to set out.

The vanguard of the Steel Teef Clan was the Gretchin driving bumper cars.

These bumper cars, which Lee Nuo hadn't seen in short videos as a Cloudhammer, were likely original to the Coin Clan.

They were similar to the bumper cars in amusement parks before he transmigrated, fast when driven, and surrounded by rubber bumpers, making them difficult to damage even if they overturned.

A dozen or so Grots were piled onto the bumper cars like Indian acrobats, yelling and screaming as they drove forward, the speed several times faster than the motorcycles of the Motorboyz.

The main force of the Coin Clan had only reached halfway when the Grot bumper cars had already arrived around the Red Eye Clan's territory.

A horizontal barrage of bullets slammed into the bumper cars, tearing the Grots' skin, but they still drove forward.

As the number of Grots on the cars decreased, the true purpose of the bumper cars was revealed.

In the eyes of the Orks, red ones go fast, purple ones can hide, yellow ones are the craziest, blue ones are the luckiest, and green ones are the most Waaagh!

A bomb painted purple and yellow was placed on the back seat.

The bomb had been blocked by the Grots acting as sandbags, and was only now revealed.

The bumper car crashed head-on into the Red Eye Clan's fence, the driver in the car let out a strange cry of "Waaaagh!" and then detonated the bomb.

"Boom, boom, boom…"

A dozen bombs exploded together, destroying most of the territory's walls and tearing a huge gap.

The Motorboyz of the Coin Clan twisted their throttles, leading a carload of Ork Boyz charging through.

On the hillside behind them, five Ork Battlewagons were lined up, firing shells with a "bang, bang, bang".

The Orks driving the Battlewagons had all drunk Stare Juice, and their shooting accuracy was extremely high, each shot accurately hitting the place with the most enemies, while minimizing friendly fire.

When there were enough Battlewagons in the future, these Battlewagon Boyz who had drunk Stare Juice would be dispersed to different Battlewagons as gunners.

On the other side, the Red Eye Clan focused their energy on lighting up the flying object tech tree and failed to make achievements in ground combat.

After losing air superiority, the Red Eye Clan's defeat was a foregone conclusion.

When the Coin Clan's Battlewagons, surrounded by Ork Boyz, drove into the Red Eye Clan, the area was filled with smoke, corpses, and craters that had penetrated deep into the ground, with no living person left.

"We won!"

"Waaaaagh!"

"The boss is powerful and cool! The Mad Dok is cool and powerful!"

"Alright, alright, Boyz, go and collect the loot! We have to hurry back! Otherwise, other scraps will raid our base!"

Iron laughed loudly, swinging his power hammer with a whoosh, and casually tore down the Red Eye leader's house, using the best steel inside as a reward for himself.

The Orks scattered and looted.

Lee Nuo, accompanied by Zarg, found the Mad Dok's residence.

The Red Eye Clan's Mad Dok was blown to smithereens by the Battlewagon's shells, along with his shack.

After searching carefully, Lee Nuo confirmed that this Mad Dok's witchcraft was far inferior to his own body, and gave up the idea of continuing to search.

At this moment, a Herder Boy passed by Lee Nuo, carrying a strangely shaped Squig in each of his hands.

"Boss! Boss! Look what I found!"

The Herder Boy walked up to Iron, raised his head, looking like he was asking for credit.

The two Squigs in his hand were rare.

The Squig on the left had a slender mouth like a needle and a round body, as if it was filled with some kind of liquid.

The Squig on the right had a gourd-shaped body and red skin, like a red-hot iron, emitting the smell of fuel.

Lee Nuo listened to the side, his heart moved slightly, and he quickly asked the Herder Boy how many of these two Squigs he had found in total.

The Herder Boy looked at his toes, counting in his mouth, his toes rubbing along with the commands.

"Needle Squigs, I think there are thirty or forty of them. Oil Gourd Squigs, there should be sixty or seventy."

Lee Nuo's eyes lit up, and he raised his head and said to Iron:

"Boss, I want a Needle Squig and an Oil Gourd Squig."

"Okay! I'll give them to you! Thanks to your Stare Juice, I was able to train sharpshooting Battlewagon Boyz!"

Iron was in a good mood, waved his hand, and ordered the Herder Boy to send Squigs to Lee Nuo, two of each, and to get more if he needed them.

Once he got the Squigs, Lee Nuo immediately set off to return to his shack.

As soon as he returned, he gave Zarg an order:

"Go get me a barrel of unrefined Promethium, and another barrel of Promethium refining residue."

"Okay, I'll go find it for you, there must be some in the workshop," Zarg was convinced by the Mad Dok and ran off happily.

Soon, two barrels of stinky black substance appeared in front of Lee Nuo.

The barrel on the left was stinky and pungent.

The barrel on the right was pungent and stinky.

There is a difference between these two statements.

The barrel on the left contained solid Promethium ore, its stench coming from various alkanes, cycloalkanes, and aromatics, and its pungency because it had not been desulfurized.

The barrel on the right was Promethium refining residue.

Its pungent smell came from heavy pollution.

It stank because it was mixed with the Oil Gourd Squig's poop.

Yes, that's right, the Ork's method of refining Promethium was to feed Promethium ore to the Oil Gourd Squigs.

This Squig would store high-octane fuel in its body and excrete the residue and feces together.

The Grots squeezed the oil out of the Oil Gourd Squig's body in a pressing manner, similar to squeezing soybean oil.

How was the residue handled?

Was it buried on the spot?

Or fed to meat Squigs as feed?

No, no, no.

The best use for the residue and Squig feces was to feed it to the Needle Squigs.

This Squig could absorb, refine, and store toxic substances.

The Grots squeezed this Squig to extract venom for hunting or combat.

Here comes the most important part.

The Needle Squig's poop could be… eaten!

It was a light gray lump, called Poop Candy in the Coin Clan, and it tasted a little sweet and had a good texture.

Lee Nuo used two barrels of black substance to test the two Squigs separately.

The moment the experimental results came out, he took a deep breath and said in a long tone, "Holy——crap——".

He just wanted to turn Promethium refining residue into starch, but he never thought he would discover a ruthless trick to smash the Maw-Krusher family's rice bowl.

Casually throwing an Appraisal spell at the two Squigs, Lee Nuo fell into deep thought as he looked at the appraisal results.

【Name: Oil Gourd Squig】

【Appraisal Result:】

【This Squig eats all forms of Promethium ore, stores Ork fuel with a calorific value of approximately 80 megajoules per kilogram in its body, and excretes Promethium refining residue.】

【The operating mechanism of this Squig is based on a unique digestive system, mainly relying on a severely degenerated Paleo-fungus.】

【Name: Needle Squig】

【Appraisal Result:】

【Extremely powerful stomach, liver, and gallbladder give it extremely powerful poison-making, poison-resistant, and poison-storing abilities.】

【Its stomach is composed of countless reticulated fungal colonies, which separate toxins from food through layers of microbial sieves and store them in the gallbladder.】

【Preliminary judgment, the fungal colonies in the stomach are a severely degenerated Paleo-fungus.】

Paleo-fungus, severely degenerated.

Lee Nuo had encountered several ancient fungi before.

The system described them as ancient fungi inherited from the Dark Age of Technology.

Now, he encountered the Paleo-fungus.

Could it be an ancient creation left over from the War in Heaven, a genuine ancient relic?

If that's the case… he might have to reshape the glory of the Ancients in the future.

Because all degenerated creatures have a certain chance of evolving back through atavism.

The severely degenerated Paleo-fungus is also like this.

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