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"Are you the warboss here?"

The Blood Bull Warboss cast his gaze upon Li Nuo, radiating the heat of a strongman and a thick body odor. His voice rumbled like a boiling cauldron:

"Gork and Mork told me, you're doing a good job as a warboss. Those two are very satisfied, and they specifically sent me to pull you guys into a big operation. One word: join my warband and come with me to fight the humies, ya in?"

A warband is a level higher than a tribe, usually composed of several tribes.

The overall strength of the Blood Bull Warband is comprehensively higher than that of the Steel Courage Tribe.

Ailong didn't want to join the Blood Bull Warband, which could be heard from his impatient breathing.

Ailong himself was competitive, and now being approached by the warband leader and forced to become a subordinate made him very unhappy.

Li Nuo also didn't want the Steel Courage Tribe to join the warband.

He had his own plans.

He meticulously cared for the Steel Courage Tribe and the Space Beast Clan for their combat power.

When necessary, these two Ork armies could help him share the pressure from Chaos and the Space Marine rebels.

Once he learned the two Webway-related mecha-sorceries, the Steel Courage Tribe and the Space Beast Clan would become pioneers in exploring the Webway.

Now, asking him to give up Steel Courage, and to fight the Human Empire, was a joke.

Li Nuo cursed inwardly, but remained outwardly calm. He stood next to Ailong, his mind racing, quickly thinking of a way out.

The current situation was not good for his side.

The Blood Bull Warband's ship was parked in the sky, ready to bombard the ground at any time, destroying Ailong's achievements over the years in one fell swoop.

Could he possess the warband leader?

Li Nuo opened the system interface and redeemed the second reward.

【Reward 2: Accurately match the Ork you specify and simulate them.】

【Please accurately describe your simulation target.】

"Blood Bull Warband Leader."

【The simulation target you described has been found.】

【Calculating the simulation price.】

【The simulation target is an Ork Warband Leader, the starting price for simulation is 1000 Miracle Spores.】

【The simulation target controls approximately 880,000 Orks, increasing the starting price by 880,000 Miracle Spores.】

【The final simulation price is 1000+880000 = 881000 Miracle Spores.】

【Miracle Spore Quantity: 10855.】

【You do not have enough Miracle Spores to simulate this target.】

880,000…

Li Nuo barely resisted the urge to twitch his lips.

Sark produced about 130 Miracle Spores every day. How long would it take to save up 880,000?

The Blood Bull Warboss didn't speak, only locked his gaze on Ailong and Li Nuo, a hint of coldness gradually flowing in his eyes.

Li Nuo took a step forward, raised the ritual staff in his hand, and shook it:

"Blood Bull Warboss, can you give us time to discuss it? We will within three days…"

"No."

The Blood Bull Warboss waved his right hand, creating a strong wind that made the animal skin robe on Li Nuo's body flutter. "Your ship can fly soon. Tell me now, are you willing to join my warband?"

"What if we don't want to?" Li Nuo asked boldly.

"Hmph, don't want to? If you don't want to, I'll use the Bang-Bang Cannons to blow up your nest, and that little spaceship of yours."

Ailong's breathing became particularly heavy, his heart wrapped in steel on the verge of anger.

He squeezed out an angry voice from his throat:

"I…"

"We are willing to join the Blood Bull Warband!" Li Nuo responded first, covering Ailong's voice with a loud voice, while also making obscure gestures behind him to tell him not to speak.

Ailong snorted angrily and turned his head to the other side.

The Blood Bull Warboss laughed loudly, stood up from the ground, and moved his body like a small mountain:

"I'll go back to the ship and wait first. When your ship takes off, all of you must get on the ship and leave here with me!"

The Blood Bull Warboss walked out of Ailong's residence.

A luxurious red fighter plane fell from the sky, and the gale from the four thrusters blew away the gretchin doing odd jobs.

The Blood Bull Warboss sat on the rear seat, the fighter plane creaked, the thrusters made a sharp howl, and finally lifted the Blood Bull Warboss into the air.

Ailong clenched his fist and hammered his chest, making a bang:

"I don't like that Blood Bull. His ship is like a toilet, not cool at all."

…The spaceship you designed isn't any better, it's just like an iron ingot.

And your naming skills aren't good either.

Who in their right mind would name their ship "Iron Ingot."

Li Nuo kept the complaints in his heart and tapped Ailong's leg armor with his staff:

"Never mind him. When our Iron Ingot takes off, I'll take you to another place. There are many iron mines waiting for you to dig, I guarantee you'll like it."

"Wagh! Really?"

Ailong was simple-minded. The more iron ore, the more steel, and the more steel, the stronger the Steel Warriors. He was immediately overjoyed when he heard there were mines to dig.

"Of course it's true, uh, provided we don't get lost on the way."

What Li Nuo said was true.

The planet where Xiaoxi was located was targeted by the Ounegnaire Group because of its rich mineral deposits.

The Ork's warp "navigator" is a psyker.

The more universal spirit energy material the psyker consumes, the farther he can see in the warp.

Ailong's appointed "navigator" was Pengpa, who had defected from the Black Foot Clan.

Pengpa's head was placed in an artificial amniotic fluid can, placed on the star chart.

This appearance looked miserable, but in fact, Pengpa felt extremely comfortable and didn't feel miserable at all.

The psyker would feel pleasure when absorbing spirit energy materials, and the most feared thing was that his head would be blown off by spirit energy materials.

Now it was different. Every piece of universal spirit energy material he absorbed would be used to observe the warp. Absorb one piece, use one piece, keep absorbing, keep enjoying.

On the ship about to take off, Li Nuo stepped into the bridge, found Pengpa, and used animal skin and charcoal to draw a plane map of the Milky Way, guiding him step by step to find the planet where the Space Beasts were located.

The spirit energy consumption of this search was extremely high, and one Ork boy after another was drained of spirit energy material by Pengpa.

The psyker was very sensitive to the Ork's spirit energy field.

With the blessing of the star chart, Pengpa could easily confirm whether there were Orks on a planet, making the search extremely efficient.

After about an hour, Pengpa cheered in a long "Waaagh~":

"I found the planet you said, Warboss! There are many boys on it! They seem to be building a forge."

"Wait a minute, I'll go find Gork and check if you've found the wrong place."

Li Nuo propped up his staff, "went offline" in place, logged into the "account" in space, and had the Beast shoot a medium-sized flashbang into the sky.

The gold and white cation storm burst in the sky, forming a large golden cloud.

Li Nuo returned to Sark's body and asked:

"Did you see the explosion?"

"I saw it! It's so cool, just like our flashbang."

Pengpa blinked happily in the can. "I like this planet, there are many territories to grab."

"No need to grab, it's all ours. The Orks on the planet are my distant relatives, not your enemies."

Li Nuo's second half of the sentence was addressed to Ailong.

Ailong didn't know what a distant relative was, but if the Warboss said they weren't enemies, then they weren't.

"Alright! Don't worry, I'll be friends with them, not fight them."

Ailong grinned. As long as he didn't join the Blood Bull Warband, he would do anything.

"Hurry up and call all the people from the tribe onto the ship, and bring enough supplies. After we ascend, go full speed ahead and enter the warp as soon as possible to get rid of the Blood Bull's fleet."

Li Nuo waved his staff and gave the order.

Ailong relayed the Warboss's order and loudly urged the tribe members to board the ship.

This ship under everyone's feet completely disregarded aerodynamics.

The appearance of the ship was a rectangular coffin box, uh, no, that's unlucky, it should be said to be a rectangular steel brick.

Ordinary Ork ships only need to install two blue flame furnaces, but Ailong did four in one go. Never mind any bullshit aerodynamics, we Greenskins are all about strength and flying bricks.

All the members of the Steel Courage Tribe rolled up their bedding and boarded the ship. Except for the steel buildings that couldn't be taken away, everything else was loaded onto the ship.

This naturally included the Ork mecha, which was the prototype of the initial Kunnin' Starta machine that Li Nuo made with warp energy single crystals.

This thing became Ailong's treasure, and he kept it in his residence for viewing all day long, and would not easily show it to others.

As soon as he got on the ship, Ailong stuffed it into his room.

If he could reproduce asexually, Li Nuo would have thought that Ailong regarded this Ork mecha as a life-size figure.

The chaotic scene lasted for about an hour, ending with the simultaneous ignition of the four blue flame furnaces.

"Rumble, buzz buzz buzz—"

The earth was trembling, the air was distorted by the sound waves, and dust filled the sky around the ship.

The ship rose into the air at a heavy and slow pace, the huge blue tail flame sprayed towards the ground, burning all the steel buildings below black.

The Blood Bull Warboss's communication signal approached the bridge.

"I saw your ship take off. Although it's not as cool as mine, being able to fly is already very good. Now, follow behind my fleet, we're going to the next planet."

The Blood Bull's fleet turned in the air, moved away from the ground, and sailed into space.

The Steel Courage Tribe's ship was at the very back, and the atmosphere in the bridge was extremely tense.

"Remember this, first open the Green Tide Barrier, then open the 'Worthless Crap' shield. We absolutely cannot get hit in the hull when entering the Warp, or we're done for, got it?!"

Lino shouted from the high platform of the bridge.

The lads below responsible for controlling the ship responded in unison.

Someone even came up with a terrible idea:

"I wanna blast a Blood Bull with a shot."

"Me too!"

"He actually said our ship wasn't good-looking. By Gork and Mork, I really want to put a bullet in his head!"

Lino picked up his staff and tapped each of the lads who came up with the terrible idea on the head:

"Stop talking nonsense, activate the Green Tide Barrier, ignite the Warp engine. Once ignition is successful, immediately open the 'Worthless Crap' shield!"

The reason for not opening the 'Worthless Crap' shield in advance was to avoid alerting the Blood Bulls.

In fact, as soon as the Green Tide Barrier was activated, the Blood Bulls reacted immediately.

The Blood Bull boss's voice echoed in the bridge:

"What are you doing? Are you trying to start a fight?! Turn off that Green Tide Barrier!"

"Ignore him." Lino pointed at the lad controlling the Warp engine, "Hurry, how long until ignition is successful!"

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"Warlord, 15 seconds left."

Starting from these 15 seconds, the next minute or so will definitely be the most difficult for the Steel Gut tribe.

The Blood Bull boss yelled and screamed, ordering the Steel Guts to turn off the Green Tide Barrier, or be prepared to endure bombardment.

Seeing that the Steel Guts didn't respond, the Blood Bull ordered his ten ships to activate their Green Tide Barriers, adjust their ship positions, and aim their broadside cannons at the Steel Gut ship.

Just at this moment, the Warp engine finished igniting, and the physical universe in front of the ship was torn apart by the engine, revealing a Warp rift large enough for the ship to enter.

The Steel Gut ship advanced at full speed, opening the 'Worthless Crap' shield.

Coincidentally, the appearance of the Warp rift triggered a barrage of cannon fire. The ten ships, with a total of fifty broadside cannons, unleashed their fury at the same time.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang — — — — — —"

"Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble — — — — — —"

The sparse atmosphere in the combat environment made the roar of the broadside cannons deafening, and the intense vibrations that followed almost knocked Lino over.

The Steel Ingot braked urgently, and the four blue flame furnaces roared, outputting surging power. Three bright beams of light sprayed out from the flame nozzles at the rear of the ship, instantly propelling the hull to make a flexible tail-wagging motion.

"Squeak, squeak!" The ear-piercing sound of the hull deforming resounded throughout the ship, and the Steel Ingot withstood enormous pressure during the emergency braking.

Most of the shells were dodged by the Steel Ingot, but three shells hit the Green Tide Barrier.

One of the lads below shouted:

"The Green Tide Barrier has been blown up, it's recharging! There's a hole in the lower deck!"

Lino roared:

"Get the Grots to fix it quickly! Accelerate! Accelerate! Get the ship's speed up! Why isn't the 'Worthless Crap' shield up yet?!"

"The 'Worthless Crap' shield generator failed to ignite! It's restarting!"

Crap!

Icy cold!

Lino looked at the porthole directly in front of the bridge, the Warp rift was close at hand!

The Steel Gut tribe's ship plunged headlong into it!

"All hands, prepare for battle!" Lino raised his staff and began to recover, frantically urging group combat witchcraft, and a strong psychic wave instantly covered the entire area.

The space outside the ship became eerie. The vast starry sky disappeared without a trace, replaced by a blood-red sea.

At this moment, the space warship became a lonely boat sailing on the sea, and blood-colored giant waves hundreds of meters high crashed towards it.

"Bang! Rumble — — — —" The wave hit the front hull of the ship, blood splattered, and thick blood poured into the cabin, quickly filling it with a foul odor.

Just as Lino had gained a foothold on the bridge, many blood-colored monsters rose from the blood on the ground.

Aeron picked up his power hammer and roared as he charged forward:

"Lads! Charge! Blast the heads of these worthless things! Drive them out of our territory! Waaaaaagh — — — —"

"Waaaagh!!!"

The Orks waaaagh'd in unison, picking up the gear on their waists and wrestling with the worthless things, completely forgetting that this was the bridge where many precision devices were arranged.

The lumber guns roared and burst out barrages, and heavy bolters blasted a row of blood-colored demons into fragments.

Aeron's power hammer changed from steam-powered to plasma-powered, and when swung, it was like a raging tornado.

For a time, the ship was lively.

Lino darted to the control panel of the 'Worthless Crap' shield, using his scrap shield to block attacks from all sides.

He waved his staff with one hand to cast Mind Lock to control the enemy, and held a wrench in the other hand to repair the sparking panel.

Lino felt that his heart rate was definitely over two hundred beats per minute now.

My god, this is the Warp.

He, a transmigrator, had actually entered here without the protection of a "Geller Field" and a "Worthless Crap" shield.

If he were to be targeted by the Chaos Gods, that would be terrible.

Thinking of this, Lino's speed increased again and again.

Outside the ship, another huge blood-red wave crashed over.

Lino took the time to stuff a handful of screws into the scrap shield generator, desperately repairing the panel.

With a sound of electrical arcing from inside the machine, the screen on the control panel lit up.

Thank goodness, the 'Worthless Crap' shield had been ignited successfully, but it hadn't worked because it hadn't received the start signal.

Lino slapped the switch.

"Buzz!"

A huge roar came from inside the hull, and a rich green light occupied the ship from the inside out.

This light seemed to possess an irresistible force, forcibly squeezing the blood-red monsters out of the cabin.

The blood-red monsters hissed, roared, and struggled, unwilling to leave the ship and merge into the external blood-colored sea.

The ship was shrouded in green light, and the hull broke free from the shackles of the sea, ignoring the obstruction of the waves, and directly passed through the giant waves, like a phantom without mass or volume.

"Phew—that's safe now."

Lino breathed a long sigh of relief, turned around and ordered:

"Quick, check if there are any worthless things left on the ship! Pompa, guide the helmsman! Tell me, about how long will it take to get to that planet."

"Alright, boss, I reckon about 13 'tick-tocks' and we'll be there."

A 'tick-tock' is the electronic clock on the bridge, 1 tick represents 1 Terra day, so 13 ticks is 13 days.

Not bad, the time isn't too long.

Lino handed over the command work to Aeron and went to inspect the ship to ensure that there were no signs of corruption on board.

Three hours later, Lino confirmed that everything was foolproof and "logged off" on the bridge.

[This Waaaagh simulation is over.]

[Settlement in progress.]

[You killed 15 Bloodletter Nurglings, score +150.]

[You received 1342 likes from the Steel Gut tribe, score +2894.]

[Total score for this simulation: 3044.]

[Remaining simulation points: 740,000.]

"Eh? Killing demons gives so many points."

Opening his eyes and getting up from the chair in his private laboratory, Lino marveled at the settlement panel.

The demons he encountered just now were the lowest-level existences, but each one could give 10 points, which is 10 times that of Shrimp.

It seems that if conditions permit in the future, he can drive a ship without force field protection to the Warp to farm monsters.

Lino smiled and walked out of the laboratory.

It was dusk at this time, the setting sun outside the window was like blood, and the artificial sun was gradually covered by the moonlight mask.

Lino took the data pad from the servoskull's mechanical claws and edited a message to send to the local Mechanicus.

After a while, the response from the Illuminator came, promising to transport all the radioactive waste to the Lower Hive warehouse designated by Lino within two days.

The radioactive waste generated by the hive city in the future will also be transported there.

As for how the Deputy Governor will handle these wastes, it is not what the Illuminator likes to consider, as long as the waste does not pollute the pure creations of the Omnissiah.

Lino also called Tido and asked her to arrange a warehouse to store the radioactive waste, and arrange a biological reactor of water ball fungus inside.

The mutant fungi produced by the reactor are concentrated in the warehouse for him to experiment with new medicines in the future.

After arranging everything properly, Lino finally had time to check the communication records during the simulation.

"Master, Delton called you, and I answered it on your behalf. He said on the phone that there is something he needs to discuss with you in person. The discussion location is the Thinker Array of the Intelligence Agency base."

The Thinker Array is used to store very important data.

The Intelligence Agency's database is not connected to the hive city network, and only stores the highest level of classified data, such as the confidential information about the Wanse family secretly colluding with the rebels.

Delton's request for Lino to go to the site to consult the database must mean that he has discovered something terrible, and something that is enough to harm the hive city.

Lino looked at the time, half past five in the evening, almost dinner time.

"Brandy, tell Delton that I and Tido will go together after dinner."

"Yes, Master."

After dinner, Lino and Tido arrived at the Intelligence Agency base located in the Lower Hive together.

Delton's first sentence when he saw the two was:

"Praise to Lord Wilshire's wisdom, his maintenance of the transport ban on the Nidelaven Sector is correct. This measure has invisibly saved our hive city."