I! Dark Destruction, join the chat group

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Ben Zina: “Is this just killing the protagonist?”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “This immortal is convinced by this operation!”
Rabbit: “I’ve already bought the ghoul transformation pill. I just ate it. After a while, I’ll try the cake I’ve always wanted to eat to see what it tastes like.”
I was very curious: “That’s great! Dong Xiangjiang, you finally don’t have to eat people anymore!”
Iron Fist of Love: “The cake tastes good!”
Ben Zina: “Everyone is happy~”
Dark God of Destruction: “Okay, Dong Xiang’s problem is solved. Next, it’s time to talk about your problem, Hina.”
Ben Zina: “My question?”
Dark Destruction: “When you first joined the group, you said that you were waiting for a game to be released, right? If I guessed correctly, that game is called sao, the full name of Sword Art Online.”
Ben Zina: “As expected of Brother Ye Lian, that’s right!”
Dark Destruction: “Actually, that game is a death game developed by the designer Kayaba Akihiko. He did tricks in the VR helmet. Once you enter the game, you will either clear the game or die.”
Ben Zina: “?”
I’m curious: “The legendary death game!”
Iron Fist of Love: “Ale, I thought Asuna was also in the everyday world,”
Dark God of Destruction: “There’s nothing to regret. Aside from the game, Asuna’s world is indeed everyday, it’s just that there are a lot of people who like to do things.”
Dark Destruction: “Back to the point, Asuna, after you know it’s a death game, are you still going to play it?”
Ben Zina: “”
Dark God of Destruction: “Don’t rush to answer, although sao is a death game, there are still benefits. In the original destiny, you have seen a wonderful different world in the game, met interesting friends, and even finally , I also liked to mention a boyfriend.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Is this the pinnacle of life by playing games?”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “But it’s still a game of death, it’s too dangerous!”
World Destroyer: “Games? This reminds me of a certain pediatrician, Madonna is so annoying!”
Dark God of Destruction: “Asuna, I’ve made the pros and cons clear. We won’t interfere if you enter the game or not. It’s purely up to your personal choice.”
Ben Zina: “”.
Chapter 18
Ben Zina: “I choose not to enter!”
Ben Zina: “Also, I will contact my father, report this matter to the relevant departments, thoroughly investigate the VR helmet, and end Kayaba Akihiko’s evil death game!”
Yuuki Asuna said this without the slightest hesitation.
You can see the firm attitude.
But this also made Ye Lian curious.
After all, she has already told her the benefits of entering sao, so is she not interested at all?
Dark Destruction: “Why?”
Ben Zina: “Everyone in the group, isn’t it my friend too! And they all come from different worlds. If you want to see the wonderful different world, I’d better go to your place! ”
Ben Zina: “Don’t worry,”
It’s really a decent answer.
Too.
Unexpected and reasonable.
In a sense, the existence of chat groups has indeed completely replaced sao, or even surpassed it.
No wonder Asuna Yuuki didn’t hesitate at all.
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “That’s right, we are all your friends! Besides, even if you want to find a boyfriend in the chat group, it’s no problem, can this immortal understand?”
Ben Zina: “Can I refuse?”
I was very curious: “Uncle Jiraiya, shameless,”
Iron Fist of Love: “Even if you’re looking for a boyfriend, you’re looking for Ye Lian, you old man!”
Toad Mountain’s lecherous immortal: “Shuguishu, if you talk nonsense like this, I will sue you for slander! This immortal is indeed very lecherous, but he is not old, let alone an old man!”
Dagu boiled the soup: “If I remember correctly, Uncle Jiraiya is already in his fifties?”
Destroyer of the world: “You’re still in your fifties? You’re a nun who pretends to be a hammer!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Okay! Just think I’m very old in my fifties! That Ye Lian is more than 13.7 billion years old, isn’t he even older?”
Naise Quan: “Boss Ye Lian is mature.”
Rabbit: “Old and mature, there is an essential difference!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “”
Jiraiya’s nose was almost crooked.
Are you really going to lick your horses hard?
Don’t you know, licking a dog, licking a dog, licking to the end, nothing?
It seems that you are also the loyal dog-leg of Ye Lian?
Touching his thick double chin, Jirai also fell into contemplation.
Destroyer of the world: “By the way, the two people who joined the group together have been named. Ye Lian, I don’t have any problems, right?”
Dark God of Destruction: “Which knight’s world are you in now?”
Destroyer of the world: “The world of the king of time.”
Dark Destruction: “Oh, that’s all right.”
Since Kaden Yasushi has arrived in Shiwang’s world, then his own dcd plot is over.
That is to say.
The beatings he deserved, he had already suffered.
Then there is nothing to say.
Carry it away, next!
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Unconsciously, there are already nine people in our chat group.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Yes, from two people at the beginning, to four people, to six people, and now nine people, this immortal can be considered to have grown up watching the chat group.”
Naise Izumi: “”
Iron Fist of Love: “Speaking of which, I used to enter two by two before, why did I enter three people at once this time?”
I was very curious: “Sister Jing, it’s very casual to pull people in chat groups, there are no rules at all~”
Dark God of Destruction: “I hope one more person will come in soon, and make ten.”
Rabbit: “Why?”
Ben Zina: “Does brother Ye Lian have obsessive-compulsive disorder?”
Destroyer of the world: “OCD is a minor illness, and it’s terrifying to cure!”
Dark God of Destruction: “That’s not true, it’s just that when the chat group was full of five people, the daily check-in and point store functions were turned on, so if I guessed correctly, this chat group should be every five members of the group, It will open up new functions.”
Naise Izumi: “It makes sense.”
Iron Fist of Love: “Five, ten, fifteen, twenty,”
I was very curious: “Since there is no obsessive-compulsive disorder, why did Brother Ye Lian rush to gather ten people and start new functions? I think the current functions are enough~”
Dark God of Destruction: “The new functions opened by ten people are most likely to release tasks and travel through the world, and these two functions can quickly get a lot of points!”
What about the lecherous immortal of Toad Mountain: “A lot of points? Could it be that Ye Lian lacks points?”
Dark God of Destruction: “That’s right! I want to break through Noah’s seal and leave the dimensional crack! For this, I need a lot of points!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Hey~ I thought it was a big deal, it’s just points, I can borrow it from you!”
Dark Destruction: “You can’t afford it.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “???”
The iron fist of love: “Idiot! Think with your pig brain! Ye Lian was sealed by Noah, and Noah’s strength is extremely powerful. Therefore, the points required to break the seal must be a series of astronomical figures. !”
Destroyer of the world: “It may not be enough to sell you, because you are worthless.”
Toad Mountain’s lecherous immortal: “Hey! I’m so violent! Ye Lian, please tell me how many points you need! I have more than 600 here, and Dagu has more than 4,000.”
Rabbit: “I changed my fate and got 1w, but I bought ghoul transformation pills, and now I don’t have any at all.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Cough, then Da Gu and I, together, barely have a small five thousand!”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Yeah, Ye Lian, just say if you need me, and Uncle Jiraiya and I will send you a red envelope right away!”
Honestly, five thousand points.
Can’t even make up a fraction.
how to say?
The actions of Jiraiya and Dagu, although very naive, were extremely heart-warming and brought a different kind of emotion to Ye Lian.
After all, he even took out his money.
“It’s really a group of cute guys, maybe, compared to doing tasks like the Time and Space Administration, this is the real meaning of chat groups?”
Ye Lian shook her head and smiled.
Although I don’t want to hit them.
However, there are some things that need to be said.
God of Dark Destruction: “I understand your kindness,”
【Seal Breaker】
[Introduction: The group member Dark God of Destruction is exclusively for sale, limited to breaking through the seal set up by Noah and finally breaking out of the dimensional cracks. 】
【Price: 100 million】
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “…”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “…”.
Chapter 19
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “It’s sloppy.”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “100 million points, I am afraid that Uncle Jiraiya and I will be sold.”
Iron Fist of Love: “That’s why, Jirai is also foolish. I didn’t expect you to be foolish along with Dagu.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “No Road Race! At the very least, Da Gu and I are willing to lend all our belongings to Ye Lian, how about you? We will only speak sarcastically here!”
The Iron Fist of Love: “Damn! I don’t have points for bullying my mother? If I have points, I don’t even ask, I’ll just send a red envelope to Ye Lian!”
Naise Izumi: “Agree!”
I was very curious: “Brother Ye Lian, Uncle Jiraiya bullied us as poor people without points.”
Ben Zina: “”