I descend into the world of heaven
Chapter 513 What do you want to do with so many people?
In the side room of the county government office in Guobei County, Chen Chu sat cross-legged, absorbing the aura of the world.
Although there are no clear standards for the early and late stages of refining qi and becoming a god, he feels that the progress should be more than half of it. According to the level classification of immortality novels, it is at least the level of the middle stage of refining qi and transforming into a god. If he works harder, he might be able to complete this The mission of the world has been completed in the later stage...
The crusade against the underworld was in vain with the cooperation of the Black Mountain Old Demon. He, Pudu Cihang and those little centipedes alone were not enough. In the world of ghosts and gods, a person with a strong cultivation level can clear out the soldiers very quickly with just one slap!
Therefore, there must be a few big heads in front, so that more "civil engineering" professionals can cut mountains and rocks, and dig through the old monster of Montenegro...
The next day, something happened in Guobei County that shocked the people. That is, the county government, which had hardly opened its doors for many years and had to charge high money to open its doors, actually opened its doors!
A government official stood at the gate of the county government office, holding a gong in one hand and banging it wildly with a stick in the other hand. He shouted to the people on the street: "The county government office is open. Starting today... free registration for the government. It’s free, no matter if you have big or small issues, family matters or other matters, you can report it!”
When the people heard this, they all laughed. The county magistrate was notorious for demanding money. The entire process of reporting for office required money for beating drums, money for promotion, money for interrogation, money for withdrawal, and even arrest. Even if you go to jail, you will have to pay jail maintenance fees! What's the use of the government servants asking for free things? The poor can't afford to pay for the official...
At this time, the county master walked out of the gate. He was wearing an official uniform and an official hat. He had a round face and a fat head. He was followed by two nuns in purple robes. He looked at the people on the street and said with a look of pain on his face: "It's free. No matter what case you come to report, it's free. It's true. Come quickly..."
The two female nuns walked forward, clasped their hands together, and said expressionlessly: "The Protector of the Country, Pudu Cihang, is here. If you have any grievances or grievances, you can report them. If there is any demand for money during the process, Abbot will naturally seek justice for you!"
The county man tried his best to squeeze out a smile on his face. The smile was uglier than crying. Working for free almost cost him his life. If he couldn't scrape more grease off these poor people, it would be so ugly when he left office and went elsewhere. It is absolutely impossible to leave the grease for the next person to scrape...
The people still don't believe what these dog officials say.
The two nuns clasped their hands together and recited scriptures, and everyone present fell into a trance, as if they were in a dreamland, with strange smiles on their faces: "The county master wants money, but we have the protector of the country to support us, what can we say?" It’s time to go in and give it a try. If it succeeds, we will no longer be wronged.”
Soon two ordinary people walked out and entered the county government office to report to the officer.
In the county government office, Pudu Cihang listened to the chanting of two children and knew that the common people were not easy to fool, so he could only use magic to force them into the county government office.
He was a little puzzled: "The mountains in Guobei County are high and the emperor is far away. These petty officials have almost become the local emperors. Winning people's hearts is probably not very useful, right?"
Chen Chu sat on a chair, gently pulled over a cup of tea with a folding fan, and blew away the hot air: "Fa Zhang, although you control all the officials in the court, you cannot underestimate the people's hearts! You can do a little bit for the people and give back. It’s more than just fame.”
Pudu Cihang was trained as a centipede. Most of the time, he was thinking about how to become stronger. How could he think about so many twists and turns, coaxing the emperor, and being a rude person in front of others. At worst, he would show off the golden body of Buddha. , Warlocks with weak cultivation will have to kneel down, let alone people with no cultivation...
Chen Chu took out a few pieces of paper and slapped them on the table: "My father-in-law is offering a reward to help me bring these people out. It's not a wanted order, but an invitation!"
Pudu Cihang took it and took a look, his face changed. He looked at the name on it and read: "Yan Chixia, Zhiqiu Yiye, Zuo Qianhu, and many unknown warlocks with powerful magic powers?" The hero of the world summoned so many magicians, even if he had a scroll of Buddha's golden body in hand, he could only run for his life.
He slowly exhaled a breath and asked: "I have sent my descendants overnight to invite my colleagues who are good at drilling mountains and breaking rocks, such as pangolins and hedgehogs. You have invited so many warlocks. Do you think you don't trust me?"
Chen Chu smiled and said: "These sorcerers are very powerful, and the decades of human Taoism are comparable to the Abbot's thousand years of Taoism. When we entered the underworld and had a conflict with the old demon from Black Mountain, Abbot, you said... you were the one who stood up in front alone. , or would you rather go up front with these reliable warlocks..."
Pudu Cihang originally thought that Chen Chu, an evil cultivator, only dared to ask them monsters for help, but he didn't expect that his idea would also target those upright warlocks!
He swallowed back the rest of his words and said calmly: "Of course there is strength in numbers, but the poor monk is the prototype centipede. I'm afraid that those warlocks who don't know whether to live or die will come up and take action, and there will inevitably be a fight!"
Chen Chu burst out laughing and said: "I see, Abbot doesn't have to worry. Now Abbot is covered in Buddha's light. Even I can't tell the truth from the false! What can those sorcerers say? There are eight celestial dragons in Buddhism, as well as Listening and Golden Wings. With mythical beasts like Dapeng, who says that only people can practice Taoism and convert to Buddhism?”
Pudu Cihang opened his mouth. When Chen Chu said these words, he felt as if he was really going to become a Buddha in the next second...
If he lived hundreds of years later, he would definitely know that there is a word called brainwashing and a place called pyramid schemes...
The county magistrate of Guobei County felt that he was in pain.
He seems to have returned to the time when he was just admitted to be an official, serving the country and the people, shining brightly all the time!
At this moment, he was sitting upright in the hall, not daring to slack off at all. Even the usually lazy Master had a straight face, as if he was the most righteous person in the world...
They have to be.
A super-high official like the Protector of the Country, even the emperor has to listen to him. If he just says a few unpleasant words, they will immediately fall to the ground and bring the nine tribes with him.
In the lobby, the county master was drowsy, but he didn't dare to sleep. If he made a mistake in what he said or made a mistake in judgment, the nun next to him would let out a cold snort!
Take a break at lunch.
The master came over with a thick stack of paper: "Sir, the abbot asked us to post notices everywhere, saying that we will gather powerful magicians to Guobei County to discuss strategies to eliminate demons!"
The paper was an A4 paper that Chen Chu took out from his pocket. The portrait on it was printed directly on a computer. For people of this era, it was simply a form of mind-possession!
But at this time, the county master didn't even look at it.
He was already lying on the table and was about to fall asleep. Suddenly he jumped up as if his butt was being lit. His hat was tilted. He quickly straightened his hat and asked uncertainly: "Exterminate, eliminate demons? Weren't the monsters in Lanruo Temple captured by Yan?" Have the heads been removed? Is there a new monster in my Guobei County? I am suffering, I am so suffering, I have worked so hard to earn a few dollars, why do the monsters always run here!"
His hands were trembling as if they were sifting through chaff: "Hurry up and post it, those mud-legged people who can't read, just read it to them! I'm handling the case for free, so I can't let them idle. As long as they understand, I will hand out a piece of paper and ask them to help search everywhere! "
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