I descend into the world of heaven
Chapter 662 You are not a god at all
Chen Chu's unabashed sarcasm was like a rusty crowbar, piercing into Zhang Guolao's vitals!
Zhang Guolao immediately lost his guard. He was obviously a lot older, but he still spoke with an aggrieved tone like a three or four-year-old child. He said loudly: "You bastard, do I call that stealing? That's obviously for someone else." It’s just food that no one wants on the mountain! I have always cherished food, so naturally I can’t let good things go to waste. What’s wrong with a few mouthfuls of soup?”
Chen Chu burst out laughing and said, "If you consider yourself a thief, have you spent all your life on a dog? Let's not talk about you secretly drinking the elixir, but let's talk about that donkey under your crotch. How did he become an immortal? Did he imitate his master, sneak up and down, and drink up the remaining elixir? "
This slap in the face made Zhang Guolao's beard bristle, and he said angrily: "I've eaten it, and it wasn't intentional. How can I still spit it out!"
Chen Chu's smile continued: "Then why after becoming an immortal with the help of the elixir, did she still sit on the donkey and wink and mock the owner who stewed the elixir? Is this intentional? Could it be that after becoming an immortal, all one's sins will be washed away automatically? "
This, why is this person like this!
Zhang Guolao felt like he was going to be fainted. He forgot to suppress his voice and shouted: "What do you know? That is a pangolin and a monster. He cannot become an immortal even if he takes the elixir. He will only increase his power and cause trouble to the world! I Taking the elixir is to do justice for heaven, return to the immortal throne, and have more important things to do!"
Chen Chu showed a look of realization: "I see, it's easy to use tricks. If I go astray in the future, bully men and women, kill people and steal money, I will use this rhetoric! After all, he is the oldest and most capable among the eight immortals. What Zhang Guolao said, he set a precedent, if anyone dares to question it, I will kill everyone in the name of Zhang Guolao..."
Such shocking words should be accompanied by the word Zhang Guolao.
Tieguai Li was silent beside him. He wanted to say a few words for Zhang Guolao, but the fact was that, as a disciple who had practiced with Laojun for many years, he really had no face to confuse right and wrong.
Zhang Guolao felt aggrieved when he saw that Tieguai Li didn't help. He slapped the fishing drum in his arms with his left hand, and a sword came out from it. He held it, then his body shook, and it flew down from the donkey. The tip of the sword went straight to the center of Chen Chu's eyebrows, and he said angrily: "I told you to talk nonsense!"
In the original "Journey to the East" written by Wu Yuantai of the Ming Dynasty, there is this sentence that tells the true identity of Zhang Guolao: "Zhang Guolao is also a white bat since the beginning of chaos." It receives the energy of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon. Over time, it transforms into a human being. 】
The TV series "Journey to the East" is adapted from this Ming Dynasty novel. The book is also called "The Eight Immortals of Shangdong". The TV series was quite popular when it was aired, but the characters in it were more annoying than the last, so Chen Chu went to find it. I read the original novel and found that there is a huge difference between the two!
Not only did Zhang Guolao not steal the elixir, but he was also very awesome.
In the book, there is no Pangolin Tongtian leader or any blood curse. Although Lu Dongbin did help the enemy in setting up the Seventy-Two Heavenly Gate Formation in the Song Dynasty, it was entirely because of anger and quarrel with the immortal friends. When the Eight Immortals finally crossed the sea, the jade board Lan Caihe was standing on was spotted by Prince Long, who snatched the jade board and dragged Lan Caihe into the East China Sea. The Eight Immortals were furious and raged towards the East China Sea.
The Dragon King was originally in the wrong, but he got angry after being scolded and began to scold each other. The Seven Immortals were so angry that they simply set fire to the East China Sea, moved mountains and reclaimed seas, and started all kinds of fights. The Dragon King couldn't beat him, so he went to bring in reinforcements, but he couldn't beat him either. He went to heaven to report it, and invited heavenly soldiers and generals to capture the Eight Immortals. There was another fight... The plot is full of fun.
The eight immortals in the original work each have their own characteristics. Although they have tempers, they are at least reasonable. The reason why the fight with the Dragon King became more and more angry was purely because the Dragon Prince refused to return Lan Caihe's jade plate. The two sides were really angry.
Chen Chu hoped that he was traveling through the world of the original novel, but there was no way, the reality was so cruel...
He drew out the Final Sword in his hand with a clang, looked at the murderous Zhang Guolao, and said coldly: "I'm sorry, I won't allow you to insult Zhang Guolao's image like this!"
"Come on, let's do it!"
The collision between swords and swords, sparks flickered!
Chen Chu's wrists felt numb and he breathed a sigh of relief. Zhang Guolao's cultivation was not like those he had practiced since the time of Emperor Yao.
Zhang Guolao suddenly smiled, his body flashing like a dream, and countless long swords stabbed him from all angles. It turned out that he was weak when he came up, and then he started his real cultivation. What he wanted was a surprise! Just as he was about to turn Chen Chu into a hedgehog, the space was distorted, and Chen Chu appeared strangely more than ten meters away, as if he was already there.
Space folds.
Chen Chu said indifferently: "It's really good to be vicious."
Tieguai Li also saw that something was wrong, and stood in the clouds and shouted: "Zhang Guolao, he is not a doomed person, he just wants to be brought to heaven to show me what's going on. Don't be so harsh!"
Zhang Guolao was already a little over the top, his sword emitted a dazzling cold light, his magic power surged, he slashed hard, and with a swish, a deep ditch formed in the ground.
Chen Chu blocked it so hard that his sword kept trembling. He was not polite, sheathed the sword, then held the refining gourd in his left hand and shouted loudly: "Come out!"
Zhang Guolao's beard and hair were flying. He stared at the refining gourd and sneered: "You are just a mortal, but you still want to go against the gods? I want to see what tricks you can use!"
A white light erupted from the refining gourd!
The white light swept towards Zhang Guolao with great power, frightening him so much that he raised his sword to block. There was a click, and the sword that had been with him for many years was broken under the attack of the white light! He quickly made a hand seal, mana wrapped around his body, trying to block the white light. Whoops, a large section of the Hunyuan scarf and white hair on his head were cut off...
What a powerful magic weapon!
Zhang Guolao didn't dare to lift up, so he untied the fishing drum on his back, reached out and slapped the bottom of the fishing drum hard, and made an unknown sound in his mouth. Green light poured out from the fishing drum, turning into an octagonal shield to block the white light! The white light revealed its true form, which turned out to be the Wind Sword, one of the Four Swords of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady.
He just became an immortal yesterday, and his realm has not yet been completely consolidated. At this moment, facing Xuannv Fengjian, sweat breaks out on his forehead: "Tieguai Li, you should come over and help me!"
When Tieguai Li Rumeng woke up, he guessed that Chen Chu might have some tricks, but he did not expect that he could compete with Zhang Guolao, who had become an immortal. That magic weapon should be his trump card...
Condescendingly, he took out the medicine gourd again, drew a charm on the gourd's mouth with his two fingers, and shouted: "Fire!" The fire at the gourd's mouth swayed, black smoke rose, and liquid-like flames fell from the sky, splashing To Chen Chu!
This Tieguai Li is coming again!
Chen Chu also patted the refining gourd, and then shot out a red light.
Before the red light reached Tieguai Li, the intense heat had already curled up his beard! An even more outrageous thing happened. The flame just poured out of the gourd was the residual fire that jumped out of Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, which could melt gold and iron.
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