I didn't want to be an actor

Variety show recording is actually quite time-consuming...

One episode may only take 40 minutes to 1 hour, but the recording time may exceed 12 hours.

Especially for reality shows!

Saturation shooting, 8 hours of shooting, the material used in the final film may be only one minute.

Or the director team designed a very beautiful segment, but only one sentence can be used in the final film.

As a director team, it is necessary to ensure that the amount of material is sufficient, and it can only be filled with time.

Shen Liang clearly remembers that "Mars Intelligence Agency" was recorded for more than 18 hours in a row, and he fell asleep on the spot!

"Annual Comedy Contest"... I feel okay, because it is the semi-finals, there are only four programs in total...

"Today we have invited the crew of "Famous", director Liu Xunzimo, starring Shen Liang and Yang Mi, welcome everyone!"

The three sat down, and Ma Dong asked first: "How did the title of the movie "Famous" come from?"

Liu Xunzimo explained: "It was originally called "The Birth of a Movie", but when we applied, someone else had already taken it. Later, we thought that the main plot of this movie is that the tycoon Lu Ziye, who was desperate, wanted to rely on a group of frustrated filmmakers to fight back and shoot " "Blockbuster" movie to "become famous", just call it "Become famous"!"

"Then how did you invite Shen Liang to join?"

"We have a group. Brother Liang heard that I was going to make a movie, asked me about the subject matter and the script, and then proposed to join, and introduced Sister Mi to the group..."

Shen Liang interrupted innocently: "...Didn't you say Sister Mi is the most suitable for Su Mengdie, the gossip queen, who was criticized for her acting skills, and married to Hong Kong..."

"No...I definitely didn't say that I married to Hong Kong!"

"Gossip Queen, is your acting really bad?"

A group of people at the scene widened their eyes-is this something you can say?

Yang Mi couldn't help but say, "I'm still here!"

"Haha..."

The whole place was filled with laughter, and Liu Xunzimo continued, "In the play "Famous", every character has a reference, and the most obvious one should be Director Zheng Qianli. We almost put the subtitles directly, and this person is referring to Director Wang Jing..."

"I saw it..."

"Brother Bo, come on!"

"Then you make a scene..."

"Just this scene..." Shen Liang took the script.

"If you can change, you won't keep making bad movies!"

"What a bad movie, I make investors make money, I fill the cinema. It's me who makes everyone work and have food to eat...Bad movie? I'm the king of bad movies, I'm proud!"

The audience applauded...

Ma Dong smiled: "Come on, let's thank the sponsor first..."

...

The first show is called "If the gentleman doesn't come out of the mountain"...

A typical nonsensical comedy...

The so-called nonsensical means there is no reason.

The last thing that makes you fall has nothing to do with the character story laid out before, which makes you laugh unexpectedly.

But it doesn't make much sense.

Shen Liang said bluntly: "Let me first say that it's my problem, not yours. I just don't like this kind of thing..."

"Is it not funny?"

"Of course it's funny, but I feel that this performance is not much different from street monkey shows or shrew fights... This is my personal feeling, don't feel burdened, I don't understand comedy, I'm just talking nonsense!"

Ma Dong watched Liu Xunzimo: "Does the director think Liang Ge understands comedy?"

Liu Xunzimo: "Liang Ge understands comedy very well... But he cares more about whether the work is ironic, rebellious and deconstructive, including dispelling authority and promoting individual vitality... The play "Famous" He asked me to revise several drafts, and even wrote some of it himself... The new movie we are making now is also a satirical comedy!"

"...You want to make a comedy too?"

"Some time ago, I read director Chu Yuan's autobiography "The Starlight Accompanies Me". There is a passage in it that I think makes a lot of sense. He said: 'I have been in the film industry for 20 years, and I know that two types will never fade away, one is action movies, and the other is comedy! '..."

"Comedy is not easy to make!"

"It's okay, I'm only 26, it's the age to try and make mistakes..."

Next is Wang Hao and Shi Ce's "Thinking of You Day and Night"...

They have a strong CP feeling.

In several episodes, Wang Hao said that he didn't want to play lovers anymore!

It's not suitable. When you succeed through a certain style, approach, or method, don't think you are smart and choose to try another track. Choose to try other forms. This is wrong and there is a high probability of failure.

Especially in this kind of competition program, the pressure is great, don't change the style temporarily, it's too risky.

Sure enough, they took the love route again in this episode, and almost connected the plots in the previous episodes. It was very loving and warm, and the image of the screen couple was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Shen Liang asked during the commentary: "Why use the song of the five people who sued? Can't my songs be used? I also have some good love songs!"

Shi Ce: "Your copyright is too expensive!"

"Really? I really don't know... How much is it?"

"Six figures!"

"So expensive..." Shen Liang nodded: "It seems that we really need to release more songs in the future!"

Ma Dong interrupted: "... I thought you were going to give it to the program team for free!"

"That won't work. You are not without money..."

Then it was Dasuo and Sun Tianyu's "Vocational Technical School"...

This program has a big problem. It is about the workplace, but the screenwriter Dasuo has no workplace experience. The workplace he talks about is the workplace you see in the news. You think the workplace is made up by him based on various legends...

It’s so embarrassing!

After the performance, Shen Liang looked at Da Suo on the stage and smiled: "Brother Suo!"

"...Brother Liang!"

"Do you know Dashuo?"

Shen Liang nodded: "We have recorded "Mars Intelligence Agency" together before...Dasuo recorded four episodes, right?"

Dashuo nodded: "Yes, phase four!"

Shen Liang sighed: "When we were regular guests, "Mars" was really popular. Now, that show has become obsolete... Have you ever been to "Mars" again?"

"without…"

"...You two, stop reminiscing about the past..."

…

The last program is called "Wukong", featuring Zhang Chi, Jiang Long and Jiang Shimeng...

This book is incomplete - the first half makes me laugh like a dog, but the second half is not even half funny!

Shen Liang frowned: "I haven't sharpened the book enough, I pulled it a little too high. As for the climax, when the overture of the Knife Club played, it was really exciting and passionate, but the scenery, lighting effects, stage atmosphere... I always felt like I didn't keep up?"

The story is a little off, which makes Wukong standing on the dining table and wearing a waiter's costume always feel a bit inconsistent. "

Liu Xunzimo: "Don't you like "The Last Lesson" the most?"

"You will pay attention only if you like it..." Shen Liang looked at Jiang Long: "I have watched "Dream Showbiz"..."

"ah?"

The audience burst into laughter...

"Don't laugh," Shen Liang said with a serious face: "At that time, I felt that these actors were so pitiful. They had just graduated and acted in such a bad movie that was recorded in film history... However, my eyes were always attracted by Teacher Bi, so I didn't pay much attention. Among the actors participating...in addition to you, there is also an actress named Jiang Peiyao, which I also think is good!"

"real?"

"Fake... I only found out that you had acted in "Dream Showbiz" after watching "The Last Lesson". As for Jiang Peiyao, she came to audition for my new play. I thought it was good, so I paid attention to it, and then found out that she also Having acted in "Dream Showbiz", in a sense, you have your own masterpiece!"