I didn't want to be an actor

Wanwan programs are mainly talk-based programs because the recording cost is the lowest, and a single episode can be produced for just a few thousand yuan.

Announcement that artists, that is, variety show stars, only need to do one thing when they appear on the show, which is to find ways to express themselves. Stealing talk and talking too much are the most basic requirements. The exposure is all earned by themselves. If you can't do these two things, no one will Found you!

Editing is a matter of later stage, so you don’t have to worry about length issues...

It's work and requirements.

One episode of the show lasts approximately 40 minutes.

Each recording will last close to two hours. The purpose is to give full play to the artist, and the producer will edit the film according to the effect and scale.

Large scale is the standard feature of Taiwan variety shows. Artists focus on the effect of the program, and they expose each other and attack each other personally. This is not a bad thing, but is what the producers want to see.

Noting that 8 out of 10 stories told by artists are made up.

They got together in private and made up jokes and assigned roles according to the situation.

In fact, you just need to think of these people as acting on the show!

Don’t believe their so-called revelations, such as ‘There was an actress from Mainland China who wanted to sleep with her, but the producer fell in love with her mother’, or ‘There was an A-list actress who took over and slept with the entire crew! ’

Just listen, it's pointless to follow the pictures!

Wanwan artists lack talents and have low education level. Don't expect them to tell you anything in-depth. They can only rely on making up, and the audience loves making up.

I’ve seen too much, and that’s about it…

At the end of the visit, Shen Liang suddenly laughed, and Yang Di asked him: "What's wrong? Do they look so funny?"

"No," Shen Liang explained: "I think political programs are very interesting. Every time I watch them, I laugh out loud... but variety shows are not that interesting!"

"Political show?"

"Look, our political programs have the world's venerable people sitting quietly, and various conferences held horizontally and vertically. I think this is the image of a great country, and it should be like this, but Wanwan is different. Their programs have one or two hosts, Guests Sixty-Seven, Passerby A, and Soldier B are all on the stage, dressed in various colors, with excited expressions, speaking in high pitched voices, shaking the building, very much like...a group cross talk! "

"Why do you watch political programs?"

"It's interesting!" Shen Liang said: "Look at them talking nonsense and enthusiastically advocating regional instability... Moreover, these people are all literate, and they will quote classics from time to time. They really have connotative humor, which is better than what you said. Variety shows are much more interesting!”

Yang Di was stunned by what he said: "Really?"

"Of course, I recommend Cai Zhengyuan and Guo Zhengliang...the programs with them are both good and very satisfying!"

…

In fact, the invitation to Cai Kangyong's team came from the suggestion of netizens. Previously, an audience member asked Wang Han whether he was afraid of being on the same stage with Cai Kangyong because he was afraid of losing to him. Wang Han replied: "The click rate of "Mars" exceeded 1.5 billion. , I will invite Cai Kangyong!”

Then, come on!

It's normal that after "Kangxi" stopped, Tsai Kangyong's team had nothing to do.

The so-called famous mouthpieces have actually been around in mainland China.

Cai Kangyong still takes good care of his friends and takes them to many mainland variety shows, such as "Qi Pa Shuo"...

For example, Zhao Zhengping appeared on "Qi Pa Shuo", but his performance was very tight and not as relaxed as in previous programs. Ma Dong called him the first debater in the history of "Qi Pa Shuo" to be completely destroyed.

Including Xiao Tiantian, it’s not that good either…

In "Qi Pa Shuo", many famous voices in the variety show industry have become less eloquent.

The only one who successfully broke through was Shen Yulin.

Again, without the support of cultural skills, the jokes are purely made up and not logical enough, so naturally they will not be successful...

Including starring in comedies, Zhao Zhengping and Chen Handian teamed up to appear in "Happy Comedian", but the "laughing" results were not good.

In the small theater used for the opening of this episode of "Mars", Kang Yong complained that "Mars Intelligence Agency" is a good program, but it just lacks a bit of authenticity...

Then he replaced Wang Han as the opening show!

Usually this kind of opening show is performed by Wang Han, so this is... Cai Kangyong replacing Wang Han?

In addition to Cai Kangyong, there are also Shen Yulin, Cao Xiping, Yaoyao, Chen Weimin and Guo Yanfu...

After the appearance, they applauded first, and then Yang Di asked, ‘Brother Han, will you come back in the future? "

Cai Kangyong smiled and replied, 'If he doesn't come back, there will only be Director Cai in the future! ’

A group of guests off the court immediately performed a live show of defection, shouting "Director Cai"...

Only Shen Liang was sitting there...still holding his mobile phone in his hand...

Cai Kangyong noticed him immediately and asked with a smile: "Shen Liang, why are you unhappy?"

"I'm not unhappy..."

"Then you don't welcome me?"

"...No, you are a top host..."

"Then what are you doing?"

"I'm asking the agent about liquidated damages!" Shen Liang raised his phone with a calm expression...

"Liquidated damages? You don't want to record "Mars"? Because the director has changed?"

"Yes, I came to "Mars" because of Brother Han's invitation. Brother Han doesn't even come, so I must leave..."

"You don't like me?"

"How is that possible? If I didn't like you, I would have told you so during the recording of "Qi Pa Shuo"!"

"Yes, you don't like Luo Zhenyu..." Cai Kangyong laughed and explained to the guests and the audience: "He went to record the show and directly recorded the live instructor with a black face, and almost lost his temper!"

Shen Liang waved his hand: "He won't lose his temper. He wants to maintain an elegant persona and sell books! And I praised the books he recommended, so I am considered his client. There is no way he can be angry with his clients!!"

Cai Kangyong changed the topic: "... Then you can stay and watch this program first, okay?"

"certainly…"

Then Cai Kangyong asked Guo Xuefu again...

A lot of pictures were prepared at the scene, including clips of Guo Xuefu singing and dancing on the "Kangxi Is Coming" program. By the way, I asked: "Why did you become so innocent as soon as you came to the mainland?"

Guo Xuefu didn't know how to answer, so she subconsciously looked at the guests in the audience. Shen Liang stood up and explained: "She is not selling a pure character, but she can't understand what we are saying... I have a classmate from the south, and he can't listen. Understand us northerners..."

"Really?"

Guo Xuefu nodded: "You speak too fast, and sometimes I really can't understand...and my story telling is too monotonous, so I dare not speak!"

Chen Weimin answered: "Xue Fu's role in "Mars Intelligence Agency" is very small. In fact, she is just a vase. She can make money by standing up. She is not as good as a humanoid cardboard. This can also help the production unit save some budget."

Yang Di immediately said: "Then Qian Feng's role is half less..."

"Qian Feng? What does it have to do with him?"

"The two of them are CP lines... Half of the scenes with Qian Feng were contributed by Xue Fu... and the other half were..."

Before Yang Di finished speaking, Cao Xiping retorted: "Ugly, why do you talk so much? Shut up!"

Yang Di replied: "Teacher Cao, please shut up first. Do you know all of us? I think it's better to introduce them first!"

Shen Liang looked very unhappy and was about to stand up when Yang Di quickly stopped him: "Stop talking, this is a variety show!"

"Variety artists can curse people casually?"