I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

"I was forced."

Ban Shao, who had been hiding far away, ran back when he saw Shang Can's figure in the distance, crying and saying something inexplicable.

"How can you rest assured to leave me and Yun Zhongjun alone together! I'm a monster after all! This is too dangerous for me - Hey, did Yun Zhongjun change his clothes? Look Does it look familiar?"

Shang Can speechlessly pushed Wan Shao back, who was looking behind her with his neck stretched out, frowning with a headache: "...is it dangerous for you?"

Put a man and a demon together, and it turns out that the demon is trying to shout about danger. This is the first time that Shang Can has seen her, and she wondered: "If you don't mess with her, she can still pull it out for no reason. Did the sword cut you down?"

"Why are you like this! Do I look like I'm going to provoke her!" Wan Shao suddenly became indignant, "Of course I won't, but she still has blood on her waist Woolen cloth!"

"That thing is like some kind of ecstasy to our demon clan, you just burned a batch of demon beasts, don't you know!"

So isn't she in the woods urging the cloud to change her clothes?

Shang Can's temple started to hurt again. She turned her head and glanced at the clouds.

…I really have no sense of crisis at all. I know that my blood will lure monsters like catnip. Tianwaitian chased after him all the way. If Shang Can hadn't opened his mouth, I don't know when Yun Yun would have thought of this.

'But I don't have any other clothes now. ’ Yun Zhongjun, who everyone praises for his poise and uprightness, said, “My luggage is all in the sky, and I didn’t bring it here—or would I tear off the blood-stained place first?”

In order to avoid such a situation that Yun Yun walks on the street with her waist bare in this relatively conservative era, Shang Can had to pick and choose from her own clothes. The next sky blue dress was lent to her, as for Yunyun's original plain white brocade silk robe—

'I have nowhere to put it. Or throw it away? ’

Everyone praised the thoughtful Yun Zhongjun for saying so, completely ignoring the issue that throwing away blood-stained clothes would lead to competition from monsters. So Charmer had to swallow his anger and put the clothes into the bag, really good people do it to the end.

"And then? What happened to you just now??" Shang Can rubbed his temples, sighed and urged Wan Shao, "Where's her sword? And on her wrist—"

"It's there, I didn't move! I didn't touch it!"

Ban Shao hurriedly pointed to the big tree behind him, the handle of Wuyou was leaning pitifully against the trunk.

Speaking of this, Ban Shao would be called Zhuangtianqu.

After Shang Can and Chu Ming left, she had been very self-aware and stood far away from the clouds, shrinking like a quail.

After two minutes, Wan Shao's sensitive nose smelled the blood of the immortal body. He walked within five steps of her loudly, so frightened that she almost jumped up a tree.

"You may not believe me when I say it, but it's really Yun Zhongjun who is fishing and law enforcement!" Wan Shao said with tears in his eyes, and was about to swear on Shang Can's thigh, "I admit that I have I was attracted by her blood for a moment, but I reacted immediately! Immediately!"

"I don't believe that when I was delirious, a vine could take this, this cloud! Zhong! Jun!'s sword!"

In Wan Shao's view, no matter how you look at it, Yun Zhongjun himself simply let go of Wuyou, and then cooperated with Wan Shao who was full of confusion and imprisoned her spiritual power , and then Yunyun nodded to her and walked into the woods on his own.

Instead of saying that they had just had a fight, it was as if they had completed a mysterious handover ceremony.

Shang Can looked at Ban Shao who was so wronged, and looked at the clouds behind him who didn't seem to intend to express any opinion on Ban Shao's remarks, only that this world was really bizarre.

She silently walked under the tree to pick up Wuyou, came back and handed it back to the cloud, but instead of reaching out to pick it up, she looked at it with a questioning look of "what to do".

Hey, she should be the one who wants to ask "what".

"Take it and go back to Lantau."

Shang Can had mixed feelings in her heart, and had difficulty understanding the incredible development in front of her. Seeing that the cloud was not cooperating, she simply pinned the sword to her waist for her, and then grabbed her wrist. Ban Shao's spell was unraveled.

"I don't care what Yun Zhongjun is thinking." Shang Can took two steps back, "Abducting Wuxia Immortal Body Yunzhongjun, Biluo Huangquan can't afford such a crime."

Cloud stared at her for a while, frowning as if not understanding: "Aren't you interested in the flawless fairy body?"

“…”

These words came from the cloud port, and for some reason it always made Shang Can feel very subtle. She burst into laughter and asked, "Jun Zhongjun wants me to be interested?"

"Yes."

Unbelievable, Yun Yun nodded without thinking, and his right hand seemed to touch the hilt of Wuyou sword unintentionally.

"That way, I'll have chips."

"If you don't take me back to Biluo Huangquan, then you can go back to Lantau with me."

"

Can she not know this, or where the food is not better than heaven - this question is not important!

Ban Shao, who was still shouting grievance just now, stopped, his expression changed, very close to the look of breaking through adultery.

Shang Can had a headache. She threw it aside while holding Wan Shao's collar, took two steps towards the cloud, and said with a smile, "Does Yun Zhongjun know what he is talking about?"

"Or, is it because my disguise in Tianwaitian is so good that Yun Zhongjun has not yet adapted to my true identity?"

Shang Can stretched out his hand and summoned a golden flame that was burning quietly in the palm of his hand.

Her intention was to make Yunyun recognize the reality, but the other party glanced at it, but what she said surprised her: "So when the chicken was roasted that night, you said that you brought a The fire talisman actually lied to me, using this fire to roast the chicken, right?"

“…”

Shang Can didn't say anything, but Ban Shao, who was taken to the side, turned his head to look at her indomitably, and his face was full of teasing "You actually roast chicken with sky fire", and soon he returned Shang Can pushed him back.

“…what does Yun Zhongjun want to do?”

It's really hard to eat, Shang Can was defeated, so he had to ask honestly.

The clouds lowered her eyes, and the azure dress made her look softer than the usual white clothes, but she was still beautiful and refined.

She was silent for a while, then said thoughtfully.

"You look like an old friend of mine."

With a buzzing sound in Shang Can's head, he subconsciously blurted out: "It's not like that."

"

Shang Can was confused, but she felt that although Yunyun's attitude was strange, it did not seem to recognize her, so she asked with a bit of luck, "Who is it?"

“…”

Cloud pursed her lips and hesitated for a while, her clear black eyes looked at Shang Can carefully, her eyes seemed to be hazy, and she was rarely confused.

“…I don’t remember.”

Shang Can couldn't figure out whether she was happy or unhappy, she just wanted to end this topic as soon as possible, so she pretended to be casual: "That must not be an important old friend, if you don't remember it, even if Right."

At this time, she saw Chu Ming's slightly depressed figure walking towards him from a distance. Not wanting things to become more complicated, Shang Can turned around and backed away in dismay, and said warmly.

"I have no intention of making enemies with Yun Zhongjun, but I am not the person Yun Zhongjun should want to make friends with."

"Whether Yun Zhongjun believes it or not, Biluo Huangquan just took a black cauldron. I have to go back to deal with the matter as soon as possible. I don't have time to spend time with your monks in Qingyu."

"If the cultivators who are attacking Biluo Huangquan in the future see the two of them again, the charming ones will come back and entertain them."

After she finished speaking, she didn't stop, and dragged Bang Shao Yufeng, who was able to react, and disappeared in the sky in the blink of an eye.

Chu Ming ran quickly to where Shang Can was just now, stared blankly in the direction she was leaving, and lowered his head as if giving up after a long while.

“…Junior Sister Yunyun, you and her…?”

He asked cautiously, but he was surprised to see that Yunyun had changed into a set of clothes he had never seen before.

And the cloud was looking at the sky, and it took a long time to put the hand on the hilt of the sword, and then turned around.

She spoke in a low voice. Although her voice was still as calm as ever, it was inexplicably reminiscent of water with hidden undercurrents. The words he said were thoughtless, which made Chu Ming unable to help but fall into confusion.

"I believe."

After a half-day trek, Shang Can and Ban Shao finally returned to Biluo Huangquan.

Biluo Huangquan is located in the demon world, and the connection to the Xiuxian world is hidden in the mountains.

Ban Shao opened the entrance, and Shang Can followed behind her and walked in familiarly. After arriving in the city, I was finally able to tear off the mask from my face.

It's been a long time since I didn't wear a mask, Shang Can let out a long breath, and suddenly his legs sank.

"It's A Can back!"

The crisp children's voice sounded with joy, Shang Can laughed along with it, leaned over and lifted the child who was hugging his leg.

"Why are you still running around at this time? Be careful your mother spanks you again."

"No way! I'm helping my mother to run errands! A mother won't spank me!"

"Really?"

She laughed and put down the bulging child. She was surrounded by a circle, men, women and children, all of them were surprised and smiling.

"Why did Charmer come back so early? Have you eaten yet?"

"Yeah, I remember that the demon master said that he would be away for at least a month, and now it's only a few days..."

"It must be the charismatic person who is incomparably brave, and got things done in such a short time!"

There were voices of approval all around, Shang Can listened with a guilty conscience and smiled bitterly.

Before she could open her mouth to explain, Ban Shao stuck her head out, dragged her forward while pretending to be angry: "Why did I only see the Charming, no one saw me like this? Did the demon master come back too!"

The surroundings laughed and apologized to Ban Shao. The vendors on the street greeted the two warmly and filled their arms with a wide variety of goods and snacks. They laughed and ran, and their cheers echoed throughout the street.

"The Charmer is back! The Demon Lord is back!"

This is the Biluo Huangquan where the monks can't avoid it.

But in front of you is clearly the same, even more prosperous city street.

It's just that the pedestrians walking on the street have different descriptions, showing their identity as a demon. Even the child that Shang Can had just picked up had undeveloped horns on his forehead, and red and green pupils of different colors.

The sky was still bright outside, but the sky was pitch black.

There is no day, no stars and no moon, only the lights lit on the street, supporting a piece of light in this endless darkness.

This is Biluo Huangquan.

Shang Can and Ban Shao said goodbye temporarily, and went back to their residence alone to wash their faces, and suddenly felt at ease.

This is where she lives now.

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