I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

"I heard that the Charmer came to Yanyang."

On the old gentleman.

"Charm? The magician who can control the fire of the sky?"

"Who else is there!"

How can you come to Yanyang at such a time when Biluohuangquan, the land of the demon clan, is standing there?"

"Yes, yes." The four words "this time", which were meant to refer to, settled their minds, and more people responded and said, "When you come to Yanyang at this time, isn't it true? Throw yourself in the net!"

"In less than ten days, Tianwaitian will hold a Taoist discussion meeting in Yanyang. Now is the time when all the monks from Xianmen gather together. How dare you come here?"

Charming, it will probably spread in the city soon."

"Wearing a white jade mask will keep the fire from quenching." He stroked his beard and sighed, "There is no one else except the charming one."

The tavern was silent for a moment, and then there were uncontrollable whispers everywhere, and most of the conversations were such as "It must be for the prize of the leader of the Taoist conference", "It came just right , for so many years, the cultivators of the right way haven't caught her, this is a good opportunity" and so on, I don't know who murmured in the noise: "This charming person... is it a man or a woman? Does he look good?"

There were bursts of laughter all around, and the storyteller couldn't help laughing, clearing his throat and picking up his old storytelling business.

"This guest doesn't know anything, the charmer is very mysterious, let alone his appearance, no one even knows his real name."

"The charismatic person wears a white jade mask only a few times. So far, no one has been able to get a glimpse of her true face. Those who have this mind don't know how many people have become a ray of fire. Ash."

"But judging from the oral accounts of the people who met her, there is no doubt that the charmer is a woman."

"Seven years ago, during the civil war between the Biluo and Huangquan demon clan, Charming was born, and used the means of thunder to help the Biluo and Huangquan demon master Ban Shao to suppress the rebellion. It was like a dazzling firework. But the rebellion against the party was wiped out by her coefficient in just one night. The sky fire burned for three days and three nights, and only the blue and yellow springs of the night were brightly bright."

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"Old Mister."

The storyteller was just about to start when he was suddenly interrupted by someone's interjection. When he was feeling dissatisfied, he saw the person who spoke up walking slowly to him and put a coin on the case. Silver, gently pushed in front of him.

"What do you do with these boring things." The woman dragged her words lazily, with a cynical bearing, "The weather is so good today, why don't you talk about...not so unpleasant."

But it feels... quite ordinary.

The woman was wearing a moon-white gown, with an unremarkable kit hanging around her waist. The clothes are barely considered elegant, but the face is unremarkable, and it is a look that will not leave a deep impression in the crowd.

Only those eyes were clear and bright and extremely beautiful, which seemed to be out of tune with the ordinary appearance.

Thinking like this, the storyteller didn't dare to do something negligent, he laughed, took the silver ingot politely, and glanced at the woman's retracted hand, thin but not slender, with muscles and bones Well-proportioned, fair and slender.

It should be a pair of hands holding a sword.

He had something to worry about, and after thanking him, he simply changed the subject and spoke aloud again.

"It's such a good time, the little old man shouldn't talk about the devil's cultivator, which will make everyone's appetite."

"Since today's sky is high and cloudy, let's talk about the monk who has become famous in the past two years, the first disciple from Xianshan Qingyu, Yuheng Peak Master Mochizuki seat , holding a worry-free sword, like a fairy-"

Charming people are famous for their viciousness, and they are definitely not something that ordinary people who go in and out of restaurants can deal with. The storyteller just wanted to use this topic to elicit the story of the charmer. Now that someone is so generous with the reward and wants to listen to something else, it is natural that they will not refuse.

Although the people in the audience had lingering fears, they thought that many monks were gathered in Yanyang at the moment, and there was a famous Xiuxian sect in the sky, and they soon followed the new topic. Worrying aside, he listened to the story with gusto.

Since I have to leave, what are you going to do with this money in vain? He muttered in his heart that the cultivator's mind was really hard to fathom, and he quickly put this matter behind him.

The woman hurried out of the restaurant, walked around in the bustling and lively streets and alleys of Yanyang bored for a few times, and finally bought a bag of sugar cakes on the roadside, and walked into the room while eating The inn, familiarly approached the door of the Tianzihao room, pushed open the door with force, and shouted with emotion.

"Not good! I heard that someone saw a charmer in the outskirts of Yanyang yesterday!"

"?! What are you calling that you are sick - ah, ah? What?"

When he had the attack, he got stuck, and his bright and charming face showed confusion, and he stared at the door blankly.

"I said, yesterday someone saw Charming—"

"Can you be quieter!"

Feared by her pulling her neck and shouting, the woman clenched her teeth and turned out of bed, dragged her into the room, probed out to look left and right, carefully closed the door, and then turned to look at the Those who have naturally sat down at the table to drink tea.

“…anyone saw Charming? Yesterday?”

"Yeah." The man chewed sugar cookies and drank tea, replied vaguely, and then changed his tone to imitate the storyteller's tone vividly, "wearing a white jade mask , so that the fire will not be extinguished - true and false pay ten for one, and the old man will not be deceived."

The woman who was occupied by the dove stood at the door, with her arms crossed expressionlessly, her gorgeous eyebrows narrowed dangerously, she strode forward and ripped off the man's waist As for the kit, he tore open the fastened bag and shook it vigorously. In an instant, a lot of things that obviously exceeded the capacity of the kit fell out of the bag and landed on the table with a clatter.

The woman ignored the others, picked up one thing and held it in front of the other party aggressively.

"You carried me to the countryside yesterday?"

"We both packed things together in Biluo Huangquan yesterday, and only arrived today in Yanyang, use your brains, Banshao."

"Oh." Ban Shao responded dumbly, and then said angrily, "Then when did you sneak over yesterday? Shang Can, did you walk so fast!"

“…”

Shang Can gave her a pitying look and sighed.

"Seriously, Ban Shao, I think if you go around the various sects and chat with everyone in person, everyone will understand what kind of place Biluohuangquan is in essence."

She said that she took away the white jade mask that Wan Shao held in front of her eyes, and stuffed it back into the treasure bag together with the things on the table, being honest and fair.

"I was not in Yanyang at all yesterday. I don't know who they saw."

"If I have the ability to go back and forth between Biluohuangquan and Yanyang overnight without knowing it, why do I need to spend so much effort forging my identity to participate in this heavenly forum? "

"...also." Ban Shao figured out what was going on, and nodded in agreement, "Then you can directly touch the sky and take away the lotus seeds from the heart of the Tao. Someone pretending to be you at this time? If this is killed by those cultivators, can't they come to corrupt our Biluo Huangquan?"

"Is this what you think? It really deserves to be the demon master of Biluohuangquan."

"Are you mocking me?"

"Yes."

Pretending not to see Ban Shao's gaze as if he was about to pounce on her and strangle her, Shang Can looked out the window and pondered for a while.

The two of them only came from Biluohuangquan to Yanyang today, and before they had eaten a meal, I heard that someone was impersonating her here yesterday...Shang Can frowned, feeling that it was really not like that. Simple coincidence.

It's just that the Daoist Conference is just around the corner, she finally waited until the Daoxin lotus seed appeared in the world, and she never wanted to investigate this matter at this juncture - it was about her life after all .

Wait a minute, if the imitator is just on a whim, she'll be happy.

Maybe it's just a person who was attracted by the charming name of Charming?

Shang Can tilted her head, and there were many people who liked role-playing in her original world. She remembered that it was especially common among younger students, probably collectively referred to as ...secondary illness?

"Can you take off this fake face? I'm looking upset."

Shang Can was thinking wildly, when she heard Wan Shao's request that was irrelevant to the topic just now, she paused and said doubtfully.

"Why?" Shang Can glanced at her, then went to touch the sugar cake in the bag, "I think this face is very good. No one looks at me on the street."

"It's alright, just take it off and I'll draw you two more. Your eyes now look the same as the ones you stole."

Wan Shao took the bag into his arms honestly and rudely, urging Shang Can with a series of voices, Shang Can had to slowly touch the chin, and lift it off with a hand and lift it off lightly. Layer mask, and grinned a little in pain.

"Here you are." Shang Can rubbed his face, handed the mask to Wan Shao, pointed to the bag of sugar cakes in her arms, and stretched out his hand, " I didn't finish eating."

"I'm done." Wan Shao hurriedly stuffed the sugar cake in his hand into his mouth, rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand and threw the empty bag back to Shang Can , while pouring tea for himself, he didn't forget to laugh at her, "Didn't you just go out to find something to eat in a restaurant, why did you come back with a bag of sugar cakes after a long time of tossing, is Yanyang's cook not to your taste? "

Shang Can glanced at her lazily, stared at the teacup in her hand for a while, and moved her fingers lightly. Ban Shao who was drinking tea suddenly exclaimed and stuck out his tongue: "It's so hot!"

"Shang Can, you are not naive!"

Mumbling resentfully, why don't I just eat some of your cakes, Wan Shao put down the teacup where the tea suddenly became hot, stretched out his hand to take the mask, stared fiercely at Shang Can, thinking about how to change Changing this mask can make it less abrupt, complaining incessantly.

"So it's not good to say that the eyes are too beautiful. Even wearing a mask can only be worn when you are a charmer. something is wrong."

Disgust is disgust, but Mr. Ban Shao, who is a matter of fact, never hesitates to praise Shang Can's appearance. It's just that after a long time of compliment, I didn't hear the response from the other party thanks to Dade, which made Ban Shao very unhappy. She looked over with a stern face, but found that the eyes she had praised for being good looking were drooping down indifferently, not looking at her.

illusion.

"That's more beautiful eyes you've never seen."

Shang Can said it lightly, and I don't know what it means to be humble all of a sudden. Wan Shao snorted softly, and continued to stare at the mask in his hand bitterly.

"Originally, you have been wearing that white jade mask when you go out, and no one knows what your mask looks like. If it weren't for Lingyu, you would have to send someone to participate in the Taoist meeting—"

—Shang Can no longer needs to wear a mask.

Thinking about it this way, Ban Shao still didn't say it, and changed the topic: "Forget it, be prepared."

She raised the mask in her hand and shouted, otherwise, Shang Can, you pretend to be blind, Shang Can casually answer that, or you pretend to be dumb, in fact, your thoughts are hearing blue When the word "yu" was said, it was already in uncontrollable confusion.

Tian Wai Tian Lun Dao Society only allows young disciples under the age of 50 from each sect to participate, and the life expectancy of immortals is long. This age is a watershed for the backbone of immortals. ring match.

And there is a person in Lantau who is most suitable, but he has already become famous at a very young age and has extraordinary strength. As long as she participates, the leader of the discussion group can almost say not to be the second candidate.

It's just that the person doesn't like this kind of crowded place the most.

In those days, every time there was a lot of people in Lantau, but had to go to the occasion, the person always frowned. And Shang Can would sneak out with her, or go to Yaoguang Peak to pick melons and fruits, or listen to a qin on Yuyinwood.

Shang Can never imagined at that time that one day she would be thankful that she would not see that person because there were many people in the place she was going to.

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