I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

Shang Can didn't sleep well.

In the early morning of the next day, Shang Can was awakened by the bright sky.

"Didn't you sleep well?" Yun Yun also did not explain why she was standing at the door of Shang Can, looking at Shang Can's complexion, frowning slightly, "The complexion is not very good."

"...Really? Yun Zhongjun really cares about me."

Shang Can muttered casually, let the cloud come in, and rubbed her sore eyes.

It wasn't so much that she didn't sleep well yesterday - it's more that she hadn't had a good night's sleep since she met the cloud.

I didn’t know what attitude to use to face the fear and fear of the cloud when I was out of the sky. When I was in the blue and yellow spring, I learned that the sleepwalking in the cloud had recurred. Last night, I was aroused by the paper crane presented by the cloud. Looking back at the past, I really have always been very unfriendly to Shang Can's mental health.

She has been tossing and turning, and she is afraid that the clouds will sleepwalk tonight. It's going to get even worse.

Although I asked Ban Shao yesterday for a drug for sleepwalking, it seems that this disease is difficult to cure with medicine in this world. For a long time, I only took out a bunch of bottles and jars, and said deeply: 'Eat this before going to bed, you should be able to sleep more soundly. ’

It's just a sleeping pill. Shang Can thought it would be better not to let the cloud eat.

So like this, Shang Can only fell asleep when the sky was twilight. After all, she also stayed up all night yesterday, and today she can't stay up.

…Hey, today she has to go to work, she should knock herself out at night and take a good rest.

Although I felt a little regretful in my heart, Shang Can did not show it on her face. She only poured herself two cups of tea and said to the clouds with a smile: "Because I was thinking about Yun Zhongjun in my heart last night. I want to go to the night attack again."

Cloud took the tea cup she pushed, looked at her lightly, and said, "Oh? What's the result?"

"No results."

Shang Can sipped his strong tea and shrugged.

"Don't Yun Zhongjun lock the door?"

Yes, Shang Can is really not talking nonsense. She really didn't feel relieved last night. She walked around the door of Yunyun and pushed the door bravely.

Really good, Yunyun knows that the door will be locked this time.

She was relieved and went back to the room happily.

Cloud lowered her eyes, the corners of her lips curled slightly, and said, "No wonder I seem to hear movement at the door."

"I should have gotten up and greeted me if I knew it was Charming."

Shang Can thought that this can all be heard by Yunyun. Could it be that her light weight has become so bad now? He heard Yunyun and added lightly: "But I thought if it was a charm, It will break into the door, so I don't care, sorry for the charismatic person."

What kind of image is she in the cloud.

"..." Shang Canmo said after a while, "I have no money to pay the store owner."

In the morning, they are talking nonsense to each other, and the atmosphere is really weird and harmonious.

Feeling almost awake, Shang Can lazily propped up on the table, tapped the teacup lightly one after another, and said first, "When are we leaving?"

"After breakfast."

Seeing that Shang Can's complexion improved a lot, Yun Yun stood up and said, "I heard that the wontons in this inn are good."

I don't know where I heard it. Shang Can was sitting in the lobby of the inn, looking at the clouds sitting in front of him, he couldn't help but wonder if this person got up early to inquire about it, and I don't know why he suddenly thought of coming down for breakfast.

She was worried that Yunyun's appearance would cause a commotion again, so she suggested that she still eat in the room, but Yunyun shook her head and said: 'I want to go downstairs to eat. ’

What else can I do, the cloud says so, of course, Shang Can can only accompany her.

And as expected, the clouds are not wearing hats, everyone in the lobby thought they were restraining their gazes and glanced at their table, but in fact, Shang Can clearly felt the eyes they cast. .

Knowing that the feeling on the cloud side will only be worse than hers, Shang Can gave birth to a irritability, and slowly took one from the chopstick basket next to it, and simply squeezed it in his hand, then The wooden chopsticks were suddenly burned into a pinch of ashes.

She clapped her hands at will, took out the handkerchief and wiped the ashes on the table, and said without raising her eyes.

"Have you seen enough?"

Shang Can's voice was not loud and his tone was gentle, but it made the people who secretly glanced at this side feel chills, and they all retracted their eyes, not daring to look any more.

At that time, no one would dare to stare at them like that. Shang Can snorted softly and felt a little less irritable after cleaning the table.

"Ah, I'm sorry." She turned to the shivering little Er who was standing aside, and said apologetically, "I broke one of your chopsticks, help me put it in the account, I will be compensated."

"No, no, it's the small shop that is causing trouble for customers."

Xiao Er's attitude was very sincere and fearful, and said carefully: "It's just a chopstick, the guests don't need to care. You, what do you want to eat?"

Thinking about saving some money on the table later, Shang Can looked at the clouds and said, "I heard that your wontons are good, we want two."

Little Er hurriedly left, and Shang Can looked up at the clouds that had been quietly watching her, and said, "Yun Zhongjun too, I'm sorry, I'm afraid it will hurt you. reputation."

Cloud shook his head silently and said, "Why do you apologize, I should thank you."

Shang Can opened her eyes and said nonsense: "Huh? Why? I just want to burn chopsticks. Yun Zhongjun is happy to see it, so you want to thank me?"

“When I was out of Lantau, I never stayed in a crowded place for a long time.”

"As for walking on the street like yesterday, that's something I haven't done since I became a 'Yunzhongjun'. People who travel with me also say it's better this way. trouble."

"But I was… happy yesterday."

The cloud lowered her eyes slightly, and her long eyelashes trembled slightly.

"So I want to do something today that I couldn't do before, but..." She paused and said, "It seems to cause you trouble."

...It's like this, it's like the mood of a star in her original world.

But the underlying nature can be quite different. Shang Can raised his eyebrows and sighed, "It's really tiring."

The naked eye can see that Yunyun's body is stiff, and Shang Can's heart is not good. Her words seem to be misunderstood, and she hastily added: "I mean Yun Zhongjun himself."

"It's not that Yun Zhongjun wants to be famous, is it Yun Zhongjun's fault that he is beautiful and strong?" Shang Can said confidently, "Besides, Yun Zhongjun is on the street. What's the matter, I didn't do anything nasty."

"It doesn't matter if you want me to say it."

Shang Can deliberately raised her voice a little and said: "Most people in this world are not the kind of people who don't listen to words, since Yun Zhongjun doesn't like being overly sought after, then speak directly or act When you come out, the situation will naturally be much better.”

"Ming Yun Zhongjun did nothing wrong, why do you have to hide?" Shang Can was indignant, "It's really tiring."

They in Lantau pay attention to "not fighting for the hot and cold", Shang Can knows without thinking that Lantau, who has the best attitude in dealing with things, will probably respect the situation caused by this kind of reputation. The rest is trivia.

Even their master Mochizuki, who is not very well-behaved, is a master who is elusive and reclusive, not to mention other well-behaved monks in Lantau.

Lingyu may only be an outlier like Shang Can, she is too "WTO".

If she said, keeping a distance will make people more sought after - if you walk on the street all day, then people will see it well, but they will not be so fanatical chasing after .

And Yunyun is different from her, Yunyun is probably the most disciplined group of monks in Lantau, but it seems that they still have some thoughts of "joining the WTO", no wonder they are so constrained.

Shang Can sighed in her heart that this might be the fault of her sneaking down the mountain with Yunyun every now and then, and suddenly heard Yunyun say: "Is it just like A Can did just now? "

"That's right, it's just like what I did just now—what did you call me?"

Frightened and almost knocked over the teacup, Shang Can widened his eyes and looked up, looking at Shangyun with a calm look.

"I said just now that I just wanted to burn chopsticks, and A Can is really doing it for me."

"...No, I just wanted to burn chopsticks-"

Left and right slumps, Shang Can rarely gets embarrassed, and sits up uncomfortably.

"Let's not talk about this, isn't the name Yun Zhongjun called me a little bit wrong?"

"Yes." Yun Yun's eyes seemed to contain some doubts, "I heard someone calling you that in the city that day."

"Someone in town called me that, but—"

"Can't I shout like that?"

Those beautiful eyes looked over for a moment, and the clear eyes seemed to be a little dim.

This is a bit tricky.

When Shang Can's heart was full of alarm bells, he heard Yun Yun say something more cunning.

"But in public, I always have a name for you."

"Since you can't call A Can, then either tell me your real name, or—" Yun Yun said with a pause, "Or we are called seniors and sisters for the time being?"

“…”

Shang Can and her looked at each other for a while, then lowered his head silently.

"...Just call me Char, that's fine."

Always deflated, Shang Can feels as if she is deflated all the time.

"Can, are the wontons delicious?"

“…delicious.”

"That's good. Will Akane eat me?"

“…We both ordered wontons, and this restaurant only makes pork and mustard stuffing. What’s the difference between eating yours and eating my own?”

It only took a quarter of an hour to eat a wonton, but Shang Can felt like a month had passed, like sitting on pins and needles.

Ever since she got her "permission"—does she have any other choice in that situation—the cloud seems to have turned on a switch, uncharacteristically speaking more and more, ignoring the current situation During the meal, he also forgot the rule of "eat without words" in Lantau, and kept "A Can" in every sentence, which made Shang Can sweat.

...But it's still better than letting Yunyun call her senior sister, Shang Can puffed out his cheeks and chewed bitterly. Although it's a little bit better.

Forget it, for the sake of the cloud that seems very happy, she will bear it.

Shang Can decided to accept the fate of always being shriveled in front of the cloud, and gave up the needless struggle for the name.

But after this incident, the deterrent force she left in the hearts of the people in the lobby when she burned the chopsticks suddenly decreased sharply. In the voice of the clouds, Shang Can clearly felt that there were many more People secretly cast curious glances, but this time most of them came towards her.

Shang Can was so dizzy when she was shouted at the cloud that she was too lazy to pay attention to them. She thought to herself that it would be a kind of progress for these people not to look at the cloud. Suddenly, she remembered something and looked up at the cloud.

"You changed your name, what about me? Do you still call you Yun Zhongjun?"

She originally thought that the nickname "A Can" sounded too intimate, but if she could change her name, for example, call Yun "Boss" or something, then Ah Can listen It's just like the leader of the gang calling out his horse boy.

Unexpectedly, Yunyun blinked after hearing it, and pointed the way without concealment.

"You didn't always call me Yun Zhongjun."

"You called my daughter-in-law before."

The entire inn lobby immediately fell silent with her words, and the sound of the rag falling to the ground in the second hand was very clear in this silence.

Shang Can stood up unbearably, gritted her teeth and pointed to the door: "It's time to go, Yun. Zhong. Jun."

The author has this to say:

People in the inn: I thought it was a tiger, but it turned out to be a kitten

Shang Can: I just wanted to be a horse boy, but it turned out to be high.

No updates this week on Tuesday and Thursday, so busy with work (paralysis

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: Tokiomi Tosaka 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xiaolangzhong and cumin taste 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Corgi; 1 bottle of brown sugar, Josie, cumin flavor;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!