I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

Chu Ming made an appointment at a teahouse, according to Fu Bird, he was already waiting there, Yunyun and Shang Can soon arrived at their destination.

Shang Can stopped at the entrance of the tea house and sighed: "Junior Yushan is still clever, and I didn't choose a restaurant."

, I am afraid that the stomach has been stuffed with those snacks.

"Yun Zhongjun just went to drink tea and digest."

She turned to the cloud and waved her hand: "I'll be waiting here, I'll only walk around the teahouse twice at most, I promise you'll see me as soon as you come out."

Yunyun didn't speak yet, but the fat talisman bird understood Shang Can's words first, nodded solemnly, and spread its wings to the shoulders of Yunyun again. Shang Can glanced at it a little worriedly, and sincerely worried that Yunyun's thin shoulders would be stamped out by it.

"...Okay then." Although there was still some hesitation in the eyes, the cloud finally responded, "Then Ah Can wait for me a little, I will come out soon."

Shang Can wanted to say "don't worry, it doesn't matter", but after Yunyun finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the restaurant, talked to the owner for a few words, and then went upstairs. His pace was slightly faster than usual. It's like being in a hurry.

…It seems that Yunyun is really afraid of her running away, she really has no plans for this time.

After walking with the cloud, she had rare personal activity time. Shang Can sat down in the open air outside the teahouse, ordered a pot of tea, and rested comfortably.

When she's not around the cloud, her disguise is still very effective. At least the pedestrians on the street no longer looked at her as often as before, as if she was just an ordinary tea drinker. Shang Can was happy and leisurely, and touched the white jade mask that had not been used for a long time in the kit, thinking that if he took it out now, it might cause a big commotion, and he drank tea calmly.

The weather is nice today, the sun is warm, Shang Can narrowed his eyes a little, and was soon drowsy by the warm sun.

Can't blame her for being slack, since the first time she sleepwalked in Biluo Huangquan, she hadn't slept well for three days in a row.

Shang Can rubbed her temples to cheer herself up, took out the medicine bottle from the kit, and took a few pills with tea. She frowned in bitterness and hurriedly put sugar **** in her mouth to eat.

"I want to play Yun Zhongjun too!"

Huh?

From the street corner outside the tea house, there was a clear childish voice, Shang Can's ears moved, and he was attracted by the key words. She turned her head and saw that a group of children were noisily gathered together, each holding something long like a branch, as if they were playing.

"No, no, Yun Zhongjun needs to wear white clothes!"

Shang Can became curious, and as soon as she touched it, she heard the tall girl who seemed to be the leader say something old-fashioned, and she couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Oops, someone eavesdropping!"

Several children hurrahed and ran to the corner like frightened birds;

"What are you, why are you eavesdropping on us, and what are you laughing at?"

"I'm sorry, I just thought it was interesting."

Shang Can immediately apologized, squatted down and looked at the child, and handed over the candy ball in the paper bag as a gesture of friendship.

"What are you doing, are you playing games?"

The candy **** she offered quickly won the hearts of the children, and several people huddled together, and Shang Can mixed in very harmoniously.

"Yeah, we're playing monks."

The girl raised her chest and proudly pointed to the branches around her waist: "This is our sword!"

"Oh—wow."

Shang Can clapped and clapped very cooperatively, the girl was happy, and pulled a few children to introduce her.

"Look, this is Kunyao Jun!"

The kid who was pulled over combed his hair in a bun like a Taoist priest, imitated Pei Chen's way and gave a thorough bowing salute. Shang Can hurriedly returned the salute to him.

"This is Yushan Jun!"

All his thoughts were on keeping the old hen from moving, and he couldn't concentrate on greeting Shang Can.

Shang Can looked at the chicken, recalled the chubby bird that was still resting on his shoulder just now, took a lot of effort to tighten the corners of his lips, and exclaimed: "It really seems like it. "

The compliments made the children's interest even higher. The girl introduced several people to Shang Can, her face flushed with joy, and then she pointed to another face wearing a mask for some unknown reason. The child with the paper mask happily said: "And there is, this is the charmer!"

“Charming—what?”

I didn't expect to hear his name here, Shang Can was shocked, and looked at the child, the other side sneered at her twice, took out a flint—

"—ah, alright, alright, the fire doesn't need to be lit, I know, it's a charmer, a charmer."

Shang Can hurriedly stopped "Can't" who was about to ignite, and acknowledged her identity in a loud voice.

...So the paper mask on her face is imitating her white jade mask, she didn't see it at all just now.

And—what's going on? Did she make the impression on the little ones as someone who would sneer?

No no no, the most important thing is not this, but why she, a magician, is played by children in the game, "Charming" should not be used by adults to stop children's nights Crying is a good medicine, right?

Shang Can's heart was a little complicated, and he asked side-by-side: "Can, Can, isn't it a magic cultivator, don't you want to pretend to be her...?"

"I used to feel a little scared..."

The child headed by recalled and frowned, but soon became clear: "But Charming came to Tianwaitian a while ago, and I heard that she helped Tianwaitian and rescued her at that time. A lot of people, a lot of people recently said she shouldn't be a bad person."

"And besides, she set off a big firework!"

The child's innocence is still innocence, her eyes lit up, and she stretched her arms to show Shang Can the concept of "so big", and said happily: "I was playing on the street that day. When I saw it, it was really beautiful!"

“…”

Shang Can was dumbfounded for a while, thinking that Tianwaitian blocked the news, so that the residents outside the city did not know the specific situation of that day. The child in front of her was also, she didn't understand how powerful and terrifying the fireworks-like bolide contained, she just thought it was beautiful.

My reputation in the world of immortals seems to have gotten better without her realizing it.

But anyway—that's not a bad thing.

Shang Can's mood suddenly improved, she raised her eyebrows happily and smiled brightly.

"That's great, Charming."

She said and laughed and turned to the child who was playing the charmer.

"Well, what my daughter-in-law said just now is right."

“…”

Shang Can's smile froze on his face.

She was stunned for a while, before blinking slowly, and hesitantly looked at the little girl who was called the daughter-in-law but still looked as usual.

Ah, it's white.

Shang Can silently looked at it and asked, "You, what are you pretending to be...?"

"Mr. Yunzhong."

The girl proudly folded her arms and made a cold expression.

"Isn't it obvious?"

“…”

Again, Shang Can fell silent.

—Her appearance has become completely strange! Does it mean that what happened at the inn yesterday morning has already been passed on to the children! The speed of rumors is so fast, Yanyang people!

The above words popped up in her mind like a barrage of bullets. She didn't know whether to be distressed or calm, but her head was buzzing.

So her image improvement is also due to the cloud...? After all, Yun Zhongjun's image is too positive, and it seems to be better than the negative image of Charming. So when everyone learned that Charming was calling Yunzhongjun his daughter-in-law, what they thought was not that Yunzhongjun had become bad, but Charming may be better - what the hell!

Shang Can took a deep breath and restarted the crashed brain, ready to solve this bad misunderstanding from a child: "You listen to me, in fact—"

"Ah, but I don't think Charming and Yun Zhongjun are very compatible."

…The words were interrupted by the child before he could speak.

The Shang Can Terrier was on the spot, frowning and wrinkling.

“…can I ask you why?”

This damned desire to win, **** it!

"Because." The little girl didn't understand what kind of entanglement Shang Can had in front of her, but said innocently, "Can't look as good as Yun Zhongjun."

"Indeed."

Shang Can immediately affirmed without hesitation that another agitated spirit returned to normal, and after holding it for a long time, she couldn't hold back and defended herself: "But, but Yun Zhongjun is already the best in the world. No one is as good-looking as Yun Zhongjun, so I can't blame Charmer."

"Hmm—" The little girl listened in a vague way, but she shook her head in disgrace, "But I heard that Charming looks very ordinary, even if it is not as good as Yunzhong Jun, but at least you have to look a little better to be with Yun Zhongjun."

“…goo,”

Shang Can silently covered his chest, always feeling that he was stabbed by the blunt childish words at some invisible angle.

…Calm down, calm down and be gentle, the "Charm looks" circulating on the market is the mask you are wearing now, not your real appearance!

After reciting it several times in her heart, Shang Can managed to suppress her frustration, but the urge to take off her mask and show it to the children is still raging - how is it possible! What is there to compare a person of several decades with a child! Don't be ashamed!

It's like arguing with yourself.

Even though she didn't do anything but was already a little tired, Shang Can rubbed her face haggardly and looked at the innocent children in front of her.

"Listen to me, I have exclusive news."

Easy to be attracted by the two powerful-sounding words "exclusive", the children were all attentively waiting for her next sentence.

Okay, now, Shang Can! Quickly clear up the misunderstanding that the charismatic takes Yun Zhongjun as his daughter-in-law! Dispelling rumors should start with children!

"...it, in fact, the charmer should look... OK."

Ah, she is really a hopeless and unadult-like adult.

The author has this to say:

Shang Can, because she was told by a child that her appearance did not match the cloud, she decided not to wear a mask (×

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