I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

It was night, and Shang Can was unable to sleep.

Yunyun left after giving her medicine. Although she told her many times before going out that she was next door and could come to help at any time, she still left Shang Can to be alone in the end.

Under the premise that she couldn't sleep at all last night, Shang Can should have been sleeping soundly at this time, but she still couldn't sleep.

The unquestionable statement tone of Yunyun still lingered in her ears when she applied the medicine, she said, no matter what happens in the future, I will always be by your side.

This is not a good thing, Shang Can thought, I should have thought.

The word "future" carries a distant ambiguity, but Yunyun, a person who has always been thoughtful, can tell her about the future in such a simple and sure way.

It is a very good promise, but Shang Can dare not listen to it.

Shang Can admits that he is a little bit wanton, "I am drunk at the moment", and only regards the moment as the most important first. Since recognizing the identity of Yunyun, Shang Can has always deliberately avoided the topic of "the future", even if Yunyun mentioned it, it was only vaguely mentioned in the name of haha. With the cleverness of the cloud, she obviously also noticed that she avoided talking about this topic, so she didn't mention it anymore.

It is difficult for Shang Can to think about anything related to the future. After all, Can is a person without a past, and Shang Can is a person without a future. She feels that the cloud must want "Shang Can" , But just today, that person told her that her identity was not in conflict with him, and the words between the lines revealed that as long as she was there, it would be good.

What should I do?

She has ulterior motives for the cloud, but even if this feeling is removed, Shang Can still can't wait to find all the beauty in the world to the cloud, and the moon in the sky wants to pluck it for her , Yun Yun is her only junior sister, the person she misses most in this world.

Shang Can closed his eyes wearily.

...But now, what she is holding in her hand that can be handed over to the cloud is just a dream.

The next day, early morning.

After washing, Shang Can walked out of the room slowly, and when she walked into the hall, she could smell the aroma of the food.

"You're awake? You can really sleep."

Ban Shao, who disappeared last night, started shouting from a distance like a normal person, dissatisfied: "Everyone Yun Zhongjun has already made breakfast, we will wait for you to come. !"

Shang Can became annoyed when she heard this unnerving voice, she sat down slowly, held up a warm smile and replied, "So you still have an appetite for breakfast? I thought the chestnut cake in Yuncheng was enough to fill your stomach. Is it delicious?"

“…”

The person who was chatting just now suddenly became dumb, and after a while, he replied unnaturally: "Okay, delicious..."

"Oh, that's really good." Shang Canpi nodded without a smile, and then asked, "Is it the one in the east of the city or the one in the west? I think the one in the west is better. it is good."

Ban Shao's reaction was very hesitant for some reason, and hesitantly said: "Yes, yes, I just found one on the side of the road, and didn't pay attention to which one..."

"Let's not talk about this!" Then she interrupted the conversation forcefully and asked, "How is the injury on your back? Yesterday, after Yun Zhongjun gave you medicine, what happened Isn't it better?"

"It's better..."

Shang Can nodded casually, and suddenly felt that something was not right, frowned and asked, "How do you know that Yunyun gave me medicine yesterday? Didn't you go out?"

“—”

Suddenly there was no sound from the other side, and when Shang Can was feeling strange, he heard the voice of the cloud coming from not far away: "I told Ban Shao this morning, let her take a good look later. your injury."

She walked over to the table, put a bowl of steaming porridge in front of Shang Can, and said warmly, "Eat first, and then trouble Ban Shao."

Shang Can's attention was immediately diverted. After thinking about it, she said to the cloud first: "Morning. It's really hard for you to get up early again. Next time we go out to eat. it is good."

"No need." Yun Yun said, sitting beside her, and said softly, "I'm used to getting up early, no trouble."

Since she said so, Shang Can no longer insisted, and asked while drinking porridge: "What's your plan today? Did the demon master eat enough chestnut cake last night, not enough? Would you like to go out to eat some more today?"

It seems that he didn't expect the boomerang to come back again. Ban Shao was coughing repeatedly because of the porridge. If you have special needs, you will definitely not eat."

In the middle of her talk, she suddenly turned a corner, as if she had left a way out for herself, Shang Can said curiously, "What do you mean by special needs?"

Ban Shao hesitated for a while, and finally hesitantly said: "That's when I want to eat chestnut cake and think...?"

I don't know why it's a question sentence, Wan Shao's tone sounded fluttering, Shang Can was inexplicable, and she heard her turn back to the topic again forcefully: "Today, I have to take a good look at your injury first, I was in a hurry to go out this time, and I didn't bring many medicinal materials with me. I was thinking of buying it when I went to Yanyang, and it is the same when I arrived in Yuncheng. I will look at your condition first and then talk about it - I just don't know that the medicinal materials here are not complete."

"Don't worry about that." Yun Yun said warmly, "The surrounding area of ​​Yuncheng is rich in medicinal herbs, so there should be no shortage of anything. I also have some medicinal herbs in my family, so if you need it, try to use it as much as possible. "

Shang Can also nodded, and just wanted to talk about the past that she had collected medicine in the mountains not far from Yuncheng, when she heard Wan Shao muttering: "...Then you have No Taoist lotus seeds?"

"...that probably doesn't exist. After all, Daoxin lotus seed is not a blind medicinal material, it is more like a heaven and earth treasure..."

The voice of Yunyun was a little embarrassed, and quickly said in confusion: "Speaking of which, I remember that A Can went to participate in the Tianwaitian Discussion Taoist Conference for the sake of Daoxin lotus seeds, is there any place to use it-- What's wrong? Wan Shao's face doesn't look good."

"Nothing."

Shang Can calmly retracted the foot that stomped on the upper of Ban Shao's shoe, and said with a smile, "It may be that the chestnut cake is too much to bear."

"You also know the magic of the Dao Xin Lotus Seed Biography, so when I heard that it was the prize of the Taoist Forum, I thought about trying my luck. Maybe I can improve my cultivation." She put down the spoon nonchalantly, shook her head and said, "I remember that Yuncheng is rich in medicines for wound healing. I wonder if there are special medicines for cultivators' spiritual disorders and other problems?"

"There should be." No doubt he was there, Yunyun replied in thought, "Let me search at home first, it's been a long time, and I can't remember clearly."

Shang Can responded with a smile, slowly finished the porridge, and let out a sigh of relief.

"...you suddenly asked about Daoxin lotus seeds, which are not like cabbage that can be found anywhere. Ask what it does."

Back to the room, Shang Can, who was still gentle in front of the clouds, immediately raised his eyebrows and turned to Wan Shao with a blank face, the white cloth in front of him showed a bit of ruthlessness: "Ping Bai Make the cloud worry."

Ban Shao, who came to show her the injury, only felt that she was weak, pitiful and helpless, and she had been bullied since she came to this house.

"I...I'm just being quick..."

Wan Shao responded weakly, and muttered in a low voice: "...Why can't you tell Yun Zhongjun about this? You even know your identity, and you are afraid that she will know. Do you want to find Tao Xin lotus seeds for healing?"

"Of course not." She felt that a very reasonable request was decisively rejected by Shang Can. This issue."

The way of heaven is above, can the two of them quickly become a Daoist partner?

Because Shang Can could not see, Wan Shao put his hands together reverently, and bowed to her again and again.

"Speaking of which, what happened to you these two days?"

It was about getting out of the worry about the clouds, Shang Can quickly changed back to a bad look, Da Lala sat down at the table, patted the table and said: " You had a great time slipping—you know what I went through last night!"

Shang Can's face turned red and white as he spoke, and his expression was very exciting. Wan Shao was speechless, and resignedly swallowed the "know" that was on his lips and swallowed it back into his stomach.

...Hey, I'm afraid she doesn't know Shang Can herself.

Of course, I don’t know what happened when Shang Can and Yunyun were alone, but as for what happened last night—

Ban Shao wiped her face silently, she may be the person with the most say.

Simply put, she didn't go out at all last night.

Not to mention leaving a note saying what chestnut cake to eat - even if she usually acts out of tune, she won't suddenly do such a thing! It looks like I haven't eaten chestnut cake for many years! What a shame!

But it doesn't matter, Ban Shao willingly bears such a crime, and admits his mistakes with a good attitude to face Shang Can repeatedly, sincerely saying that he will never dare again.

After all, she is just an accomplice, as for the principal...

Ban Shao's thoughts drifted silently to the person who should be seriously looking for monsters for Shang Can. The one I saw when I was squatting, the one who was nervous with the same hands and feet, but still pushed the door open and walked in with a sullen face, it was really hard to think that it was the same person.

In short, from when Shang Can took a bath, this person didn't realize what kind of cloud and waves around her were.

Last night, Wan Shao resignedly planned to face the wall in the bathroom and wait for Shang Can to finish taking a shower, but as soon as she walked to the corner, she heard a creaking noise from the door, which made her turn her head in shock, just in time His eyes met with Yun Yun, who hesitated to open the door.

She understood the cloud's lustful words in that flash of light and flint, and made a move that she still remembered and stunned - she quickly ran to the door and slipped out, and then Pushing the cloud into the room, he closed the door.

My God. Wan Shao wiped the sweat from her forehead, she just felt refreshed, she had married a pair of lovers today!

She was in a very good mood, hummed a little tune and returned to her room, happily leaning on the head of the bed with Erlang's legs crossed to read the original words, but she still felt a little unfinished - that idiot Shang Can, don't Are you going to kick people out later?

With such worries, Banshao read half of the book without any thought, and suddenly heard footsteps outside the door, and finally stopped at his door.

What is this for, Shang Can has something to do with her after taking a shower? The hard-working Demon Lord moved his ears, and just as he was about to stand up and ask, he heard a muffled voice from the cloud: 'I look inside... It seems that there are no lights on. ’

“…”

Ban Shao's "Shang Can" stuck in her throat for a moment, she silently turned her head to see that she thought it was not bright enough and lit three lamps, holding her breath in the fog .

Even when Shang Can grumbled and slammed into the door, she tried hard not to make a sound - although she had no idea what the situation was. Wan Shao desperately gestured to the cloud with his eyes, trying to get some information, but Yun Zhongjun looked away inexplicably and cast an apologetic look at her, but what he said did not show the slightest guilty conscience: 'She is not in the room. ’

...Okay, although I don't know what happened, Yun Zhongjun must have her reason for saying this. Keenly aware of some undercurrents, Wan Shao cooperated to pretend to be dead. Today, when the King and Lao Tzu came, she was not in the room.

She pretended to be dead and was very conscientious. She almost said in the cloud that she left a note when she went out to eat chestnut cake and almost broke her work, but in the end she held back. After all, looking at Yun Zhongjun's embarrassed look, he knew that the child never told a lie. It was a good excuse to find such an excuse in such a desperate situation, but Shang Can should not believe it, she had to give it to her. Yun Zhongjun played cover—

Looking at Shang Can's short-tempered reaction, Wan Shao couldn't help feeling a little sad, and felt that he had to reflect on himself.

Waiting for five minutes after the two left her room, Wan Shao, who had been maintaining her original state, dared to breathe a sigh of relief, recalling the apologetic eyes that Yunyun gave her, her heart was very calm, I even wanted to laugh, sincerely praying for Yun Zhongjun, who was so jealous that she didn't dare to speak out, she and Shang Can were going well.

Back to the present, looking at Shang Can who was completely kept in the dark, Wan Shao was a little anxious, but he knew that outsiders couldn't be in a hurry, so he could only maintain his face. Peace, he sighed old-fashioned in his heart.

Hey, she really paid too much for this family.

The author has this to say:

Ban Shao: Damn, what is the taste of chestnut cake?

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: suhuiming1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of water; 2 bottles of xian;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!