I don't want to be a heroic spirit

"Ugh! It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"

Nero didn't know why it was like this.

It was no different from the previous mornings. Nero brought Alice and Yoyo to the Adventurers Association to see if there were any suitable commissions that could be accepted.

However, before accepting the commission, several people planned to have breakfast here first.

During the meal, something seemed to happen at the counter. Nero glanced over there with some curiosity. When he saw the counter lady with an awkward yet polite smile, Aqua seemed to be explaining something in front of her. He was entangled endlessly, and Kazuma next to him also had a disgusted expression of "I'm not familiar with this idiot."

Then Nero wasn't so curious.

Anyway, it must be like that. What kind of stupid thing did Aqua, a guy with a negative IQ, do? First, he was arrogant and arrogant. No one thought that he could handle everything and do something big. Then he got a head injury and lost his wife, and then he was defeated. He got into a lot of trouble, not only failed to achieve his goal but also lost money to himself. This development can be regarded as Aqua's specialty.

Nero didn't intend to care about this matter. She didn't want to get into trouble. Nero had a hunch that if he was entangled with Aqua at this time, that guy would definitely stick to Tom's head than in an episode of "Tom and Jerry" The octopus on it is still pestering.

That's what Nero planned, but it would be great if fate could be so obedient.

When he heard the footsteps getting closer, Nero felt something was wrong. As soon as he turned around, Aqua, who had tears in her eyes, grabbed her by the collar and pulled her up and shook her wildly.

By the way, Aqua's height is a little over 1.65 meters, while Nero's height is exactly 1.5 meters, so Aqua can easily lift Nero up.

By the way, Megumin's information shows that her height is almost 1.5 meters. In other words, you can imagine Megumin and Nero standing together but about the same height.

So, if you think the scene of Aqua grabbing Nero's collar and lifting him up is difficult to imagine, you can use Megumin instead of Nero and then imagine it. Doesn't it seem more reasonable?

While holding Nero's collar and swinging it, he shouted such crazy things as "It's all your fault, it's all my fault, it's all your fault"... Nero really wanted to ask, "Have you finally transformed from a mentally retarded woman?" Is your position as a repeater?"

"Just give me enough to stop you, a mentally retarded person whose brain is not as big as a jujube kernel!"

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha! My head, my head!!"

Witnessing this scene, the members of Team Kazuma and Team Nero were about to step forward to save Nero from the inexplicably crazy Aqua. However, Nero, who couldn't bear it anymore, was the first to react, using a Nine-Yin White Bone Claw. It hit Aqua directly in the face.

A faint "crunching" sound could be heard from Aqua's skull, but it was quickly covered up by Aqua's scream.

"So? What happened?"

Nero frowned and turned his attention to the people in Kazuma's team, namely Kazuma, Darkness, and Megumin.

Because of Nero's Nine-Yin White Bone Claw, Aqua had already let go, causing Nero's feet to stand on the ground again, but Nero did not let go of her hand. Aqua tried to buckle it The hand on his head was pulled away to no avail, even Nero was gradually increasing his strength.

"It's broken, it's broken! This goddess's head is going to be broken...!!"

The screams became more and more pitiful, and those who didn't know thought they were suffering some inhuman torture.

The people around him swallowed subconsciously, looking at Nero with eyes full of awe.

Just like in the original work, Megumin and Darkness still join Kazuma and Aqua's team.

The main cast is completely complete!

Then, not long ago, something big happened to Axel.

——The Great Migration of Cabbage.

Vegetables in this world are all living things, whether they are saury grown in the fields or watermelons growing in the water, they are all alive.

The so-called great migration of cabbage actually means that the cabbages in this world are unwilling to be eaten, so when the flavor begins to condense and can be picked, they will run through towns and grasslands, cross continents and oceans, and finally rot on the uninhabited border. , not eaten by any creature.

In order not to let these cabbages go to waste, adventurers will catch as many of these cabbages as possible during this period and eat them when they are at their most delicious.

One cabbage is equivalent to ten thousand eris, in other words, wealth falling from the sky...provided you can catch it.

The most important thing is that although these living cabbages will also attack adventurers, their attack power is not high. They have neither sharp claws nor magic. They can only hit people with enough strength. As you can imagine I was hit by a lot of basketballs.

Not only is it more profitable, but it is also safer than venturing outside, which explains why the entire Adventurer's Guild was motivated after learning about the Cabbage Migration.

Being in it, Nero felt like he was participating in an FGO limited-time event.

And then... Aqua's sudden madness has something to do with this limited-time event.

"Because this idiot thought he could make a lot of money in this event, he spent money lavishly these days and even owed a lot of money, but..."

"But?"

Kazuma made a long sound, and then pointed to the side, while Nero followed Kazuma's finger and looked over, and then saw the vegetable dumplings piled up into a hill.

"Aqua, this idiot, caught almost all the lettuce..."

Although lettuce and cabbage look very similar, in this world, the value of lettuce is not even one-tenth of that of cabbage.

so……

"So many vegetables, but in the end I only got 50,000 Eris..."

The equivalent of five cabbages…

During this cabbage migration, Nero, Yoyo, and Alice were very active.

Yoyo was okay, but it was the first time for Nero and Alice to experience this kind of thing, and the novelty made them work extra hard.

Even the youngest, Yoyo, earned hundreds of thousands of Eris by catching Cabbages, and the most, Nero, earned more than two million.

In addition to the large quantity, the cabbages caught by Nero were of very good quality, so they were all sold at a good price.

Maybe Nero's luck value has taken effect. After all, Nero's luck value is A.

After listening to Kazuma's explanation, Nero understood why Aqua was so sad and angry.

but……

"What does this have to do with Yu?"

Whether all he caught was lettuce or he owed money, it had nothing to do with Nero, right?

All they caught were lettuces. It was Aqua's bad luck, and she owed a huge sum of money... It was purely Aqua's own fault.

Why did Aqua grab her collar and yell, "It's all your fault, it's all your fault, it's all your fault"?

"Tell me the truth, was this woman bitten by a mad dog and got rabies, so she bit each one when she met her?"

"I also think it's possible... I suspect Aqua had this disease long before I knew her."

Kazuma did not refute Nero's guess, and even believed it deeply.

Chapter 279 If you do anything to Aqua, I will laugh at you for a month

Holding her head that was almost split, Aqua hid beside Megumin.

It was clear that Kazuma and Nero were talking bad about her, but she didn't dare to say a word in rebuttal.

From this point of view, she still has some learning ability.

"Because she's been in debt these past few days, and she hasn't made much money while catching Cabbage, Aqua plans to do more commissions to make money."

Kazuma continued to explain.

"But, now the commission on the commission wall... you also saw it."

Nero understood roughly what was going on.

In the past few days, there have been fewer and fewer monsters around, which has also resulted in fewer requests to defeat monsters.

Then, I don’t know where I got the news... It was said that someone suspected to be a cadre of the Demon King’s Army lived in a small castle near this town, and under his influence, all the weak monsters nearby hid.

The commission wall that was usually filled with commissions now only has a few left.

Moreover, these are extremely difficult tasks.

The adventurers in this town are basically fishing experts who only go to work when they are short of money. They made a lot of money catching cabbage a few days ago, and now they are all high-risk commissions. , so they are basically ruined now.

To say that this is the most outstanding one, the exception among exceptions, yes...

"Is that Yu...?"

At this time, the only ones still actively working on subjugation commissions were Team Nero.

They are not short of money, and they do commissions just to experience life, and their strength is strong enough. Powerful monsters that are impossible to defeat in the eyes of ordinary people are nothing to them.

Nero turned his head and glanced at Aqua, who was so frightened that her whole body trembled.

"You guys, don't you think you can earn those commission fees because Yu didn't complete those commissions?"

"Alas--!!"

Kazuma looked like he had learned a lot, because she had never seen Aqua be so afraid of someone.

Because Aqua is famous for not having a long memory.

Everyone in Kazuma's team is a talented person, including Megumin, the great magician who is good at the strongest offensive magic in humans, Aqua, the former goddess-turned-high priest who is unparalleled in the world in auxiliary magic and recovery magic and can also resurrect others, and the body The strongest human shield cross knight Darkness is comparable to a dragon in quality and has also learned a bunch of resistance skills. Finally, there is the captain Kazuma who is very good at being clever and has sky-high luck.

With this lineup, even if they meet the cadres of the Demon King's Army, they are capable of making the opponent come in vertically and out horizontally, but in normal times they cannot even defeat a giant frog, and there is still the danger of the group being wiped out.

Although Nero had handled the commissions he had received so easily, she had reason to suspect that if Kazuma's team had been the one to take the commission, Kazuma would have returned to the city to a tragic death.

Because he believed in their talent to make all simple things complicated and messed up, Nero believed that they would definitely be destroyed.

乂 Because he believed in Kazuma's luck, Nero believed that they would come back one by one but disgraced.

"Use your melon seed-sized brain! Give me some basic ability to judge gains and losses!"

"Ahhhhhh——!! It's going to break. It's going to break. This time it's really going to break! I seem to see my annoying junior Eris sitting on my favorite chair and smiling at me. Ah-!"

Really, she obviously likes beautiful girls so much, and she loves beautiful girls even more after getting Nero's spiritual power.

Just talking about her looks, Aqua is a real beauty, but Nero just doesn't like her...

No wonder netizens say "If you are horny to Aqua, I will laugh at you for a month, if you are horny to the Monkey King, I will laugh at you for a lifetime".

…………

The location is on a mountain near Axel.

There is basically no vegetation on this mountain. It is a dark brown rock mountain, rugged and hard.

A black bear as big as a hill roared and slapped Alice, but Alice dodged it.

At the same time, Alice turned her wrist, and the holy sword that could cut iron like mud easily cut off the black bear's paw, causing the black bear to wail in pain.

"Yoyo! Now!"

"Light of saber!"

The sword of light, which is said to be able to cut through everything as long as the magic power is enough, instantly cut off the black bear's head.

The body of the black bear, as big as a hill, fell down with a bang. Alice and Youyou could feel the obvious vibration of the ground.

After taking a short breath, Alice and Youyou looked at each other and then smiled and high-fived.

Both of them: "Yeah! We won!"

Not far away, the great sword Primordial Fire was inserted into the hard rock ground. Nero put his hands on the hilt of the sword, and his figure was as straight as pine and bamboo. He looked at Alice and Youyou with a look of relief.

On the way back to the city, several people were still talking about the huge black bear just now.

"I didn't expect that there would be such a powerful monster near Axel..."

"Because this is a novice town, right? If such a powerful monster appeared in the capital, the Knights and the Guild would immediately gather people to go and fight."

Nero really felt that Axel was a place full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. There were goddesses, demons, and cadres of the Demon King's Army. Not long ago, she heard that there were traces of mythical beasts nearby, and it seemed that there was more than one?

When she was sitting in the guild, she heard the adventurers drinking nearby talking about "Xuanwu" and "Baihu" and so on...

The monster they just defeated was called "Black Fang" by the guild, and it was also a powerful monster with a very high defeat gold.

Because the Demon King's army cadres appeared near the town, all the weak monsters nearby hid, and only this powerful monster would continue to move.

But it's good this way, too weak monsters are not enough for them to train their skills.

"Youyou, how much experience did you get from defeating the monster this time?"

"Well! Because it was the last blow, I got a lot of experience! Now I can learn another advanced magic."

The Red Demons are basically advanced professional magicians, and they also run schools, and every Red Demon child will study there.

Most Red Demon children will graduate from school after learning an advanced magic, but Youyou is a little different.

Once, in order to rescue Huihui's sister who was surrounded by monsters, Youyou learned intermediate magic when her skill points were not enough to learn advanced magic.

Then, because she learned magic and became a magician who could stand on her own, Youyou graduated from school.

All the children of the Red Demon Clan graduated after learning advanced magic, but she was the only one who graduated after learning intermediate magic, which made her look so different.

However, now it is different. After joining Nero's team, Youyou has leveled up a lot by defeating high-level monsters. A few days ago, she learned her first advanced magic - Light of Saber.

And now, it seems that she has saved enough skill points to learn advanced magic.