I don't want to be a heroic spirit

"You actually said that I am a rare shopkeeper... Mr. Barnier, even if you praise me like this, I will not give up purchasing goods."

"I'm not complimenting you, you useless shopkeeper! How much more trouble are you going to cause me!"

The two people who were quarreling were both members of the Demon King's army.

The Lich Wiz, and the Demon Duke Barnier, who died once before while trying to possess Nero's body in the dungeon.

Who would have thought that two Demon King Army cadres would actually open a magic item shop in the novice town of Axel.

And it’s still losing money.

Just as Banir said, Wiz's business talent is hopelessly poor, because the goods she buys cannot be sold at all.

Either it has side effects that make people stay away from it, or it's so expensive that adventurers in this novice town can't afford it. In short, it's garbage.

A dignified lich, so poor that he can only live by drinking sugar water.

It wasn't until Barnier's arrival that this harsh situation eased.

"Although I don't think we should have any expectations for you, let's just treat it as a formality... What is the effect of this ugly batch of dolls?"

"Mr. Barnier! Mr. Barnier! Believe me! I have full confidence in the goods I purchased this time, and they will definitely be popular!"

Even wearing a robe, Wiz couldn't hide his powerful figure. He excitedly raised a doll and introduced it to Barnier: "This doll is an excellent product that can automatically follow the holder after registering it. , as long as we give this to children, no more children will be lost in this world!”

"Indeed, it sounds like an excellent product at first glance... So what are the shortcomings?"

"How can there be any shortcomings? Mr. Barnier, if I have to say it...it is probably that the child will follow the child closely when he is not lost, such as when he goes to the toilet at night."

"I see, thank you for the introduction...then just return this garbage."

Barnier very indifferently put a cross at the end of the line with these dolls on the product list.

"Why! Mr. Barnier! Don't you want to help those poor lost children?!"

"Then you really want to scare those children who are not lost into tears!"

Chapter 323 Magic Items That Can Destroy the World

As the Demon Duke, Barnier has a dream.

He wants to create the most difficult dungeon in ancient and modern times, and countless warriors who are very confident in their own strength will challenge it.

With the expectation of treasures, they will experience countless failures, and then get up countless times, continue to fail, and continue to get up...

Finally, in the deepest part of the dungeon, they will meet Barnier himself as the final boss.

After narrowly escaping, Barnier was defeated. The group of brave men, who exhausted their wits, bravery, and energy, opened the treasure chest behind Barnier, urged by expectation and desire.

In the end, they will discover... that there is nothing in the treasure chest except a tattered note with sarcasm written on it.

By then, Barnier believes that he will definitely taste the most extreme negative emotions of disgust and loss in the world.

In order to realize this dream and build an ideal dungeon, first... he needs enough money.

Ever since, Barnier found his old friend Wiz. It was because of Barnier's help that Wiz became a lich to avenge his dead teammates.

I heard that Wiz opened a magic item shop, so Barnier planned to use this shop to earn enough money to build a dungeon.

However……

"Now we are beginning to regret the decision we made..."

After checking the products Wiz purchased this time, Barnier was crushed to find that they were all unsellable junk.

Compared with selling these products, Barnier even finds it easier to sell refrigerators to Eskimos and fans to Russians.

"Mr. Barnier! Mr. Barnier! There is one last product I haven't introduced to you yet."

"No, there is no need to introduce you at all. It must be rubbish anyway... It's ridiculous that I had such expectations for you just now."

The body was obviously made of clay, but Barnier actually felt a headache and couldn't help but raise his hand to rub his temples.

"Mr. Barnier! Trust me one last time! I have a hunch that this thing will definitely sell!"

"Which of your products doesn't say this?"

Barnier's words did not dampen Wiz's enthusiasm at all. Wiz excitedly took out the last magic item.

"Mr. Barnier, this magic prop is amazing. It can transmit sounds thousands of miles away. As long as I speak to this cylindrical prop, then this small box can completely reproduce what I said." , even the sound transmission in a town on the other side of the country will not be affected at all. "

"Huh? Isn't that just a phone call?"

There was some surprise in the originally listless Barnier's tone.

As a clairvoyant demon, even if Barnier knew that Kazuma and the others were on Earth, it was normal, and he would naturally recognize the phone.

"Huh? Mr. Barnier, what's the phone number?"

"Nothing... tell me first, does this thing have any side effects? If the side effects are not serious, it is indeed possible to sell it."

"Really? It can really be sold! That's great! I just said that the products I purchased can be sold!"

"I said that the side effects are not too serious. It's too early to cry for joy now!"

The angry Vanir stepped forward and gave Wiz a slap, which hurt so much that Wiz almost cried.

"It's okay, the side effects are very mild." Wiz raised her smooth chin and puffed out her extraordinary chest, and said confidently: "It's just that the sound of the small box can be heard by people in the whole town."

As soon as the voice fell, an extremely depressing atmosphere patronized the store, as if there were very heavy dark clouds pressing on the top of the head, and even the air seemed to be frozen.

It was like a precursor to the coming of a storm.

"Rubbish!"

"Why?!"

"You still dare to ask me why?! I thought you bought a phone, but I didn't expect you to buy me a super big speaker?! How could anyone buy such a thing——!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Vanir suddenly froze.

Then, I don't know what he thought of, big drops of sweat flowed down his cheeks.

"What's wrong? Mr. Vanir, you look terrible. Do you have a stomachache? Did you eat something bad? I have a stomach cleansing potion here. It's very effective and can make your stomach healthier than ever. Although the side effect is that all the harmful substances in your stomach will be excreted from your mouth after drinking it, health is the most important thing, right..."

"You idiot——!"

Wiz didn't know why Vanir suddenly scolded her. Although she felt very wronged, she didn't dare to say anything because of Vanir's ferocious look. She could only purse her lips and watch Vanir holding his head and talking to himself.

"Damn it, why is this useless store manager who is always causing trouble so good at causing trouble for others... Doesn't she know how terrible the disaster this magic item will bring to the world? How can I fulfill my dream if humans become extinct? After all, who is the idiot who made this magic item? Do you know how terrible it is?"

"Destroy it, it must be destroyed! This disaster generator must be destroyed before that person returns from the capital... No, destroying it is not enough, the maker of this magic item is also a disaster, we can't just leave it alone..."

Although he is a big devil that everyone fears, at this moment, Vanir pretends to be compassionate and actively thinks about saving the world.

But at this moment, the door of the store was pushed open, and the bell that represents the arrival of customers made a crisp sound.

Along with the bell, there was also a very energetic voice... That was exactly the sound that Vanir didn't want to hear the most at this moment.

"Hmm! A beautiful girl like Venus, as gorgeous as flying flowers - Yu! Come on stage! Is Vanir here? I have something to ask you."

When Nero came in, he saw Wiz, who was adorable with tears in her eyes, and Vanir, who had his hands behind his back and his body as stiff as a zombie.

"Oh! That's great, Vanir and Wiz are here."

"Wow ha ha ha! How come I can hear the magpie calling so early in the morning? It turns out that you are coming, Nero. Your arrival really makes our shop shine."

Huh? Are there magpies in this world?

Nero tilted his head in confusion.

"Did you guys just get new goods? How come there is no place to stay?"

"Well... this is our negligence. It's nothing. They are just some garbage bought by the useless shop owner. We are planning to return them all."

Chapter 324 Vanir is also working hard to save the world today

The first meeting between Vanir and Nero was not very friendly.

Vanir tried to snatch Nero's body, but not only failed, but also died once.

Vanir, who was standing in front of Nero at this moment, had a Roman numeral two on his mask. Vanir himself said that this number represented that he was now Vanir No. 2, which was his second life.

When Kazuma saw Vanir working as a clerk in Wiz's Props Store, he was almost scared to death and thought Vanir was here to seek revenge.

Although the first impression they gave each other was not very good... Nero and Vanir quickly became familiar with each other.

Vanir was only curious and a little afraid of Nero, who was blessed by multiple goddesses, but there was no hostility.

By the way, after dying once, Vanir resigned from his duties as a cadre of the Demon King's Army. In addition, he is basically harmless according to his principle of not harming humans, so Nero has no need to attack him.

After all, she can't kill him at all.

"Hmm? Wiz bought things randomly again?" Nero is also very familiar with Wiz's selection level. "Then this is your fault. Why don't you keep an eye on her?"

"I also told her that all the work of purchasing goods will be handed over to me in the future. She only needs to stand at the door and be responsible for attracting customers... It's my fault. I actually believed so easily that this useless shop owner could turn back from his wrong path. It's my fault that I trusted her too much."

"Mr. Vanir's words are too much..."

Although she looks like a queen, Wiz, who is so weak in character, looks like she is about to cry.

Curious Nero picked up a magic tool and asked.

"What is this? It looks a bit like a toilet... It's a bit miniature. A toilet figurine?"

"That's a portable toilet." Wiz actively introduced Nero: "Nero, think about it, don't adventurers always do missions in the wild and never come back? It's okay to rest, but it's very difficult to go to the toilet. Are you in trouble? Especially female adventurers, they would be very embarrassed even if they were left to deal with it in the grass, right?"

Nero nodded, fully agreeing with Wiz's words.

"This portable toilet can solve this problem. As long as you press the button above, this magic tool will turn into a real, clean and tidy toilet. Doesn't it sound very convenient?"

"What you said makes sense...what about the side effects?"

Nero knew that the product Wiz was interested in was almost as good as the potion made by Bayi Yonglin... Nero was talking about the side effects.

As expected, Nero immediately heard Wiz say.

"Side effects... This portable toilet will make a very loud sound in order to prevent other people from hearing the sound of the user going to the toilet, and to help people who go to the toilet at night dispel fear."

As he spoke, Wiz scratched his cheek in embarrassment, "So...probably...should...this sound will expose the whereabouts of adventurers in the wild and attract a lot of monsters."

Nero: "..."

Barnier is right, this is rubbish.

"Then...where is this scroll?"

"That is a teleportation scroll. The destination has been set to a very dangerous dungeon. When being chased by the enemy, you can use this to send the enemy into the dungeon and escape successfully."

"Hmm, it sounds like a very useful magic item at first glance... but what about the side effects?"

"A side effect is that the user of the scroll will also be transported into the dungeon."

"..."

After Wiz's introduction, Nero also saw an explosive magic scroll with an explosion range greater than the range, an insecticide that would wipe out all small life forms including microorganisms within a certain range, and a "help" "The user realizes his or her wish" but in fact it is a collar that "will strangle the user to death if the wish is not fulfilled" to urge the user to realize their wish by their own strength.

"Hmm? I seem to have some impression of this collar..." He picked up the necklace and looked at it for a while, then touched his chin and recalled, "This seems to be a magic item made by Megumin's father, right? I heard it when I went to the Red Devil's Village before. People have said that Megumin’s parents are very happy because the magic item that has not been sold for several years has finally been taken by someone.”

"Ah, you are talking about Mr. Pyozaburo, right? To tell you the truth, Nero, I bought all these magic items from him." Wiz narrowed his eyes happily and said, "Pisaburo The husband is really a good person. He sold me every magic item at a very cheap price and is willing to continue to supply it to me. "

"Why do you think he sold it to you cheaply because he couldn't sell it?"

Nero still remembers Megumin's evaluation of his father, "He obviously has super high magic power and the ability to make magic items, but he always makes useless and unsaleable waste products."

The reason why Megumin's family is so poor that they can only dig wild vegetables to eat seems to be because of Megumin's father Kyozaburo, because making magic props is very expensive and the magic props made by Kyozaburo cannot be sold.

"Hahahahaha!"

"What are you crazy about?"

You can't blame Nero for having such a big reaction. In fact, Barnier's high-pitched laughter always brings back some not-so-good memories for Nero.

She is talking about the trio of magical laughter - Jin Shining, La Er and the Count of Monte Cristo.

“I see, that’s it, the person who keeps selling that rubbish to me, this idiot shopkeeper, over and over again, and also tries to subvert the world...is that the guy?!”

The corner of Barnier's mouth that was not covered by the mask raised a ferocious arc. His right hand wearing a white glove lightly covered his face, and his eyes shone with a breathtaking scarlet light.

"…Barnier, what is that in your hand?"

Because he accidentally brought his hand from behind to in front of him, the magic item that had been held tightly by Barnier since Nero came in was exposed.

Too careless!