I don’t want to be a star, I became famous

Zhou You is in no rush to release Jieyou Grocery Store.

Because The Devotion of Suspect X is selling like hot cakes.

According to data provided by Hu Liang, editor of Daxia Publishing House, The Devotion of Suspect X has sold one million copies in Xia Kingdom.

The Night God is somewhat famous.

Become a highly anticipated new author.

According to Hu Liang, if Night Travel God were not so socially fearful and accepted the writer's management of Daxia Publishing House, its reputation would only be higher now, and The Devotion of Suspect X would be sold more popularly.

pity……

But traveling around doesn’t feel like a pity.

He is very satisfied that The Devotion of Suspect X has sold like this.

The single copy of Suspect X's Devotion sells for 48 yuan.

1 million copies, which is 48 million.

Excluding the publisher's profit sharing, royalties, etc., the net profit exceeds 10 million yuan.

And as time goes by, The Devotion of Suspect X will definitely sell far more than 1 million copies.

Writing books is very profitable.

Zhouyou feels that it is much faster to make money than music works.

After the royalties arrive, your wallet will swell instantly.

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The next day, 7:10 in the morning.

Zhou Youyou wakes up.

[Sleep until you wake up naturally, life points +1]

When Zhou You got up, Li Yan heard the noise and sat up from the bed.

Morning. Li Yan greeted Zhou You sleepily.

Morning. Zhou You looked at Li Yan and was surprised that this guy got up so early today. He is better at sleeping than me and is much better at showing off. Don't you want to sleep a little longer?

Aren't you going to see Panda Jiang today? Li Yan said, I'm not going to sleep.

Quite positive.

Zhou You could tell that Li Yan was actually a very reliable person.

I warned Li Yan last night, worried that he would fall asleep again. He got up early today.

After getting up and washing up, the two changed their clothes, put on their sunglasses, put on their bags and set off.

Zhouyou also brought his Q2 Leica camera.

Yu Shuo, the owner of the B\u0026B, still prepared breakfast for the guests.

But Zhou You wanted to eat noodles this morning, so he and Li Yan went to a restaurant outside for a medium bowl of beef noodles.

Jinguancheng’s appearance is really not that good.

The noodles from my hometown of Yuzhou are still delicious.

Zhouyou was slightly disappointed.

With yesterday's taxi-hailing history, both Zhou You and Li Yan found that taking a taxi was really fun. Let's still take a taxi today... I feel very sorry for my sponsors.

However, what Zhou You and Li Yan didn't expect was that director Wang Hou came up with a trick to let the sponsor's car appear on the scene - find a full-time driver!

Starting today, intern Xu Feifei will serve as a caring driver for Zhou You and Li Yan.

Xu Feifei lamented: It’s so difficult to be an intern!

Xu Feifan: Can the boss get a double salary?

Prince: How about you take a nap first?

There is everything in the dream.

Zhou You and Li Yan got into the back seat of the vehicle provided by the sponsor.

Since the director Wang Hou has worked so hard.

They both still have trouble.

As soon as they got into the back seat of the car, the two began to perform professionally.

Li Yan leaned back on the seat and said naturally: This car is nice, the backrest is very comfortable.

Zhou You: It's really good. The back seat is spacious and you can put your feet straight. You can also lie down.

Li Yan: “The name of the car is also good, Wrangler, Trojan~~”

Zhou You: Did you feel the car shake?

What Zhou You wants to express is that this Trojan horse shocked me.

A lonely man and a widower share a car.

The sound of a wooden horse made me tremble.

However, Li Yan knew how to read and understand, and said, Car shock?

Zhou You: Huh?

Xu Feifan, who was sitting in the cab in front, and the co-pilot's cameraman, communicated with each other with strange eye expressions.

Xu Feifan: Although I am sitting in the driver's seat, I feel that you two are the drivers... How about you drive the car yourself?

Cameraman: This is not a bus to kindergarten.

I thought you two were serious about soft advertising for your sponsor father, but you two are too hard-core... too hard-core. The seat backs are comfortable, the space is large, and the car is vibration-free... You guys know the correct way to open this car.

I don’t know what the sponsor car will think when they see this scene.

After realizing that the speed was too fast, Li Yan and Zhou You braked in time.

Xu Feifan said: Brother You, Brother Yan, are you seated? We are setting off.

Zhou You: Let's go.

Li Yan: Let's go.

It is 15 kilometers from the B\u0026B to Jinguancheng Giant Panda Breeding Base.

The drive originally didn't take much time, but during the morning rush hour, we were stuck in traffic for a while.

It was already 8:40 when we arrived at the giant panda breeding base.

You can enter the giant panda base at 7:30 in the morning.

Li Yan bought the tickets online last night.

Ticket price is 55 yuan.

The guide found by Zhou You and Li Yan shows that the best time to see giant pandas is from 9 to 11 a.m.

Because this is the time of day when giant pandas are most energetic.

The giant panda is definitely the king of the animal kingdom. He sleeps ten hours a day and eats twelve hours a day... The business hours are less than two hours a day.

It's worse than a pig that eats and sleeps.

Pang Dasang, we are here. Li Yan looked very excited.

The panda base is quite big.

It's quite tiring to wander around there.

And you will find that after walking around for a long time, there is nothing!

Zhou You and Li Yan chose a less tiring showing off route last night based on the strategies of some travel experts.

After entering the park, take a battery car directly to the top of the mountain.

This way you can tour all the way down from the top of the mountain.

It's all downhill.

Zhou You and Li Yan are serious about saving energy.

Going out to play is to relax and have a good mood.

Why do you make yourself so tired?

There are many people at the Panda Base.

Zhou You and Li Yan appeared here, and some fans recognized them and greeted them.

Zhou You and Li Yan also responded politely.

There are a lot of bamboos in the park.

Sure enough, the living environment of giant pandas is terrible.

The names of the giant pandas’ residences are also very interesting, such as the Moon Delivery Room, the Sun Delivery Room, Villa No. 2... Do they live happier lives than humans?

The first stop Zhou You and Li Yan chose was the Giant Panda Villa No. 2 on the mountain.

Entering the Giant Panda Villa No. 2,

Soon Zhou You and Li Yan saw a chubby giant panda alone moving branches there. It turned its back to the crowd and leaned against a rock, its fat short hands grabbing the branches from time to time.

So cute and adorable.

Zhou You saw giant pandas up close for the first time.

In my previous life, I had only seen it on TV and in books.

The giant panda is lazy.

Completely ignoring the existence of human beings.

They move slowly.

For the first time, I felt that it looked so good even if I walked inside.

The black and white appearance, coupled with the two dark dark circles, is simply adorable and makes people crazy.

I softened instantly. Li Yan saw the smiles on the faces of the giant pandas never disappearing.

Keep shouting Pangdasang Pangdasang~~~

He took out his mobile phone to record videos of the Yuan Gun Guns rolling and sliding on the ground (playing shuttle board).

Zhou You raised his camera to take pictures.

I also record videos occasionally.

[Watching giant pandas up close for the first time, life points +1]

[Being cute by a giant panda, life points +1]

I softened instantly... These are all words of tiger and wolf. Zhou You looked at Li Yan strangely and responded. Li Yan reacted and immediately explained: I have softened my heart!

I really want to rub them. Li Yan said, I have such a girlish heart!

Watching giant pandas will definitely cure any bad mood.

The giant panda is indeed a national treasure.

Absolute cuteness is justice!

Zhou You and Li Yan were not traveling very fast at the panda base, stopping and going.

Sometimes I take photos and sometimes I record videos with my mobile phone.

The stinky Li Yan would often say to Zhou: Take a picture here for me!

Brother You, take a photo together!

Brother You, come over here and I'll take a handsome photo of you!

In this way, Zhou You and Li Yan visited the Giant Panda Villa No. 2, the Giant Panda Sun Delivery Room, and the Little Panda No. 2 Activity Center...

Giant panda cubs can be seen in the Giant Panda Sun delivery room.

When they visited the delivery room of Giant Panda Sun,

The giant panda cubs are sleeping lazily through the glass.

They all sleep on their stomachs.

Spread your limbs.

If their short arms and short legs were longer, they would really be lying in a big shape.

When watching giant panda cubs, you are not allowed to knock on the glass or turn on the flash to take pictures.

Because that would disturb the cubs' sweet dreams.

The two of them saw red pandas at the Red Panda No. 2 Activity Center.

Does the red panda look like this? I thought the red panda was just a small giant panda! Li Yan exclaimed when he saw the red panda.

I also thought the red pandas were cubs. Zhou You said.

In fact, the red panda and the giant panda are completely different animals... The giant panda is black and white and round, and it is absolutely adorable.

The red panda's fur color is red.

Has a long tail.

He looked like Tiehanhan.

Hmm...the red panda reminded Zhou You of a little raccoon.

But the red panda is a red panda, and the little raccoon is a little raccoon.

The two cannot be equal.

However, nearby signs and staff tell tourists that red pandas are aggressive and should not provoke such idiots.

And most let travel around. What makes Li Yan happy are the juvenile giant panda villas, sub-adult giant panda villas and adult giant panda villas!

These three places are continuous.

It’s fun to watch the giant pandas at once.

Accept high-density critical hits from cute beasts.

While watching these three giant panda villas, our classmate Li Yan gradually transformed into a dubbing expert.

Seeing the giant panda lying on the tree and yawning, Li Yan dubbed: Wow~ I haven't had enough sleep, and I was picked up.

Seeing a sleeping giant panda: Well, we sleep ten hours a day, eat twelve hours a day, and spend the remaining two hours being cute for the poor humans~~

The giant pandas were having a great time.

Zhou You and Li Yan were also completely relaxed.

I strolled around and watched the giant pandas rolling on the ground, performing a Panda Landslide on the halfway slope, and some rock climbers rock climbing with their bare hands (actually twisting their big butts to climb the slope).

The relatively naughty giant panda performs violent demolitions of homes, becoming a proper and invincible wrecker.

There are also displays of affection.

Two giant pandas climbed into the tree.

One is sitting.

One is lying down.

In a position with the cutest height difference, the tips of the noses are close and they kiss.

Li Yan's dubbing is online again.

This time it's the kind where the male and female protagonists are well-dubbed.

Panda Wife: “Kiss~~ I haven’t kissed you today~~”

Panda Husband: What a big deal, just one~~ The giant panda husband lying on the tree opened his mouth and gently bit the panda wife's cute ear.

Panda Wife: Don't...there are so many people watching around. A bear paw pushed the approaching Panda Husband away. Just like a shy little girl.

Panda Husband: Never mind them.

This wave of dog food kept the tourists well fed.

They were shaking their heads comfortably in the trees.

After the giant pandas reach adulthood, the administrators of the panda base rarely bathe the giant pandas.

Because I have been wallowing in pits all day.

Some undisciplined giant pandas basically turn into giant black bears.

Of course, there are also some giant pandas who like to be clean.

When they visited the adult panda villa, they saw a giant panda taking a bath in the bathhouse of the villa.

There is a giant panda who is like a big boss, occupying a bath pool to himself, soaking in it like a hot spring, leaning against the pool edge. He was actually having a private bath.

Two adult giant pandas dragged an underage giant panda to the bathhouse and gave it a bath.

Li Yan's dubbing has never been offline.

Mother Panda: Troublemaker, hurry up and take a bath. I want you to be clean and tidy. Look at how dry you were after just washing yesterday, and how dirty you are today~ How will you get a wife like this in the future?

Under the influence of Li Yan, Zhou You finally joined the dubbing army.

Panda Zai Zai (Ziyou): Mom, don't worry, the administrator has told me that my wife will take care of the allocation~~

Li Yan: Yes!!! No wonder these giant pandas are showing off like crazy. They don't have to worry about losing their right to choose a mate. They will be given wives directly after they reach adulthood!! In this life, they will only be responsible for eating, sleeping and acting cute. When will humans realize this? Assign a wife?”

It's not easy to fall in love and get married now.

House, car, money... For most young people, these are mountains that weigh them down and make them breathless.

Who doesn’t want the state to assign wives?

not far away.

Wang Jia has been made cute by Yuan Gungun.

Hearing the dubbing and dialogue between Zhou You and Li Yan, I laughed silly, Hahaha, Zhou You can do it, his brain circuit is as brilliant as ever.

Xu Feifei: In the words of the boss, isn't the program effective?

Prince: That's my line.

In the adult panda villa, panda cubs seem to be resistant to bathing.

The mother panda held her down in the bathhouse, but the panda cub struggled wildly.

Just like you and me when we were kids...

Mom, I don't want to take a bath!

Hurry up and wash it! Believe it or not, I will whip you.

“Ugh~~~I won’t wash it if I don’t wash it~~”

You have to wash today, whether you want to or not. Be obedient and wash your hair, face and perfume first...

The panda cub and the panda mother battled wits and courage in the bathhouse, but in the end they could not withstand the coercion and inducement of the panda mother and were forced to take a bath in the bathhouse. Zhou You felt that the panda mother must have coaxed the panda cubs like this: After cleaning them, the administrator gave them spring bamboo shoots. Only after listening to the mother's instructions did they have spring bamboo shoots to eat. Don't you want to eat spring bamboo shoots?

The panda cub finally lost to the cake drawn by his mother.

I finished the bath with beautiful fantasies and flowing tears.

But unfortunately,

The panda cub who had just taken a bath was rolling on the ground when he got out of the bathhouse!

After finally cleaning it, it turned into a dirty clay doll again.

This little panda is not worried at all. Li Yan said.

Does it look like us when we were children? Zhou You asked.

Hahaha, it seems like, when I was a kid, I had to change two or three pieces of clothes a day. It was so naughty. Li Yan recalled his childhood.

After watching the panda bathing, taking photos, recording videos, and playing dubbing...

move on.

Then I saw two chubby pandas fighting.

Release cute bear knockdown skills to each other.

You pushed me to the ground.

I'm holding on to your little jiojio (little short legs).

Then they wrestle with each other.

Holding each other and rolling on the ground.

Of course, what I see the most is the cute owners eating.

Giant pandas are well-deserved cute delicacies.

Either sitting, lying down or lying down to eat bamboo.

99% of the food of giant pandas is bamboo, and they especially love the fresh and delicious bamboo shoots.

However, bamboo is a low-nutrient, high-fiber food. Giant pandas even need to spend 18 hours a day eating about 30 kilograms of bamboo.

High-fiber bamboo takes a long time to digest after being eaten.

Therefore, eating while lying down and lying down after eating are the standard features of almost every bear, food, and cat lying down.

And their sleeping postures are also various: sleeping sitting up, lying down, hanging on a tree, sleeping in the bath, and they can sleep anytime and anywhere.

It truly interprets the word comfort vividly.

Li Yan: “I’m a little envious of giant pandas.”

Zhou You: You can stay up for two more nights.

Zhou You and Li Yan observed several giant pandas eating.

Take photos and record videos.

Just when the adult giant panda was about to finish shopping, Li Yan asked a question that Zhou You couldn't answer: Will giant pandas become constipated if they eat so much high-fiber bamboo every day?

Zhou You: How could I know this?

Why is your focus always so strange?

While discussing about constipation in pandas,

Zhou You and Li Yan saw an indecent giant panda.

Of course it's not two pandas doing something shameful.

But after a cute and chubby bird suddenly turned its back to the tourists after eating the bamboo. It slightly raised its plump and round panda buttocks and faced the group of watching humans.

Lie down forward.

The right hind leg is slightly forward.

Bow your body.

Give humans an online shit show.

Puff~~

Two green lumps fell out from under the round panda buttocks.

Seeing this scene, Zhou You immediately knew how to answer Li Yan and said, It seems like they don't suffer from constipation.

However, Li Yan's focus has now changed: It's actually green.

Zhou You: Like the Youth League.

Li Yan said seriously: Yeah~~ Matcha flavor.

Zhou You: Maybe it's mustard flavored.

Li Yan: !!!

Damn it! !

You can catch all my jokes.

Sure enough, good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique.

Li Yan: A fellow-minded person.

Travel around: each other.

So the two epic figures shook hands.

aside,

Wang Jia and Xu Feifan almost collapsed when they heard the conversation between these two guys.

Wang Jia: I feel... I will never eat Qingtuan again.

Xu Feifan: “I immediately lost interest in everything that tastes like matcha.”

Prince: A genius at chatting.

Wang Jia: They are real. I cried to death.

The videographers of Traveler are all professionals.

Not only did they take photos of all the cute pandas.

He also chatted with two geniuses Zhou You and Li Yan, giving a close-up of the giant panda's stinky behavior.

The scene of the giant panda having sex and the interesting chat between Zhou You and Li Yan were broadcast.

The effect of the program must not be explosive?

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The second update is 5,000 words.

Monthly and recommended tickets are required, otherwise you can only eat, sleep, eat, and wake up like a giant panda~~~