I don’t want to be a star, I became famous

The four of you took a taxi and headed to Shaocheng Park.

In the car, Li Yan showed his talkative nature vividly and exquisitely. He could not only chat with Wu Xing and Li Jingwen, but also with the driver.

I chatted with the driver from the scenic spots in Jinguan City to snacks, from the snacks to the driver’s daughter, from the driver’s daughter to the blind date corner in Shaocheng Park...

Good guy,

He really sleeps when it's time to sleep.

I can really talk when I'm chatting.

However, I felt quite friendly when I heard Li Yan chatting with the driver about his family’s shortcomings and Zhou You, and he would chime in from time to time...

[Chat with the driver, life points +1]

But when it comes to small talk skills, Zhou You feels inferior to Li Yan.

As expected of being born in a cross talk family.

Li Yan is a burden when he talks for a while, but he is a crosstalk talent. What kind of actor can he be?

Zhou You chatted for a while and began to reply to WeChat messages.

Chen Luo sent a message saying that Zhang Yao, the boss of Big Fish Studio, had contacted him. After careful consideration, he decided to cooperate with Big Fish Studio and left for Jinghai a week later.

Bring his whole set of equipment.

Chen Luo has equipment, doesn't this save another expense?

I am really a mediocre little genius at saving money.

After replying to Chen Luo's message, Zhou You scrolled through Weibo for a while.

Wu Yan still insists on his sports attendance.

In addition, Zhou You noticed that at ten o'clock in the morning, Kunlun's official Weibo account released the pilot film of Traveler.

It is now ranked ninth on the WeChat popular list.

Did you use Blue Lotus? Zhou You clicked on the trailer and took a look.

However, Prince did not include the theme song Blue Lotus in the short story.

In the short film, there are only scenes of Zhou You and Li Yan packing their luggage, driving to the airport, and the plane taking off.

Coupled with some variety show and literary copywriting.

The way the short film is edited is a bit like a VLOG.

After the plane took off, there was absolutely no scene of Zhou You and Li Yan arriving at Jinguan City.

It seems that this short film is just to tell the audience: We have produced a new program, the program is called Traveler, the traveling guests are Zhou You and Li Yan, they have already set off...

Netizens commented enthusiastically under the short film.

It's finally official.

It's really a travel show.

I love watching Travel and Vacation. I look forward to it.

Why not live broadcast? Wuwuwu~~~

So when will it be aired? I can't wait to watch it.

After the official announcement of the filming and production of Traveler, Kunlun.com has made a viewing appointment for this show.

Zhou You glanced at it and found that it had only been more than an hour since the short film was released, and the number of reservations had already exceeded one million.

I don’t know whether it’s because Blue Star’s audience likes this slow-paced program, or is attracted by the “star effect” of Li Yan and Zhou You.

…

Not long after, Zhou You and others arrived at Shaocheng Park.

Shaocheng Park covers an area of ​​120,000 square meters.

Very big.

It is an open landscape garden.

There are many famous and ancient trees in the park, including ginkgo, black-shelled phoebe, hackberry, etc., and more than 70 kinds of other trees.

The beautiful and leisurely environment makes many Jinguancheng locals come here to drink tea and meet friends. Of course, there are also many people like Zhou You who want to experience the leisurely life of Jinguancheng.

If you come here in the morning, you can see many middle-aged and elderly people playing Tai Chi, practicing swordsmanship, kicking shuttlecocks, and dancing square dances in the main square. Wu Xing led the way and said, It's quite late today. There are fewer people.”

Touring around and looking around.

The environment here is really good.

There are still people playing badminton at the moment.

Zhou You and the others came here to drink tea today, so they just walked by and took a look around.

Under the leadership of Wu Xing, You and others came to one of the most famous tea houses in Shaocheng Park, Fengming Tea House.

When I came to Fengming Teahouse and traveled around, I instantly experienced the leisurely spirit that is engraved in the bones of Jinguancheng people.

The tea house is surrounded by dense woods.

Sunlight can only leak through the gaps between the leaves.

Stepping into Fengming Teahouse is like walking into a natural oxygen bar.

The temperature here is one or two degrees lower than the outside temperature, giving people a comfortable coolness. The air is moist, with the faint fragrance of tea and leaves floating around.

The yellow bamboo chairs are neither neat nor messy, but placed naturally in the open air.

The table was surrounded by family and friends, chatting and drinking tea.

Young and old, men and women.

There was laughter.

There is leisure and comfort.

A full breath of life comes to your face.

They walked past the tables of tea-goers and sat down at a slightly intimate empty seat in the back.

Li Yan sat down on the bamboo chair and lay down, Comfortable.

Zhou You also lay down, and when he stepped into Fengming Tea House, Zhou You's body and mind were completely relaxed.

The moment he lay down, all the muscles in his body seemed to be loose, and all the strength was gone.

Spread yourself into a puddle of mud.

The so-called stealing half a day's leisure is nothing more than this.

The chirping of birds and people's conversations are intertwined, and it's a wonderful feeling. A table, a chair, and every guest are all immersed in the smoke of fireworks.

[Feel the ultimate leisure, life points +1]

Wu Xing and Li Jingwen also lay down.

Wu Xing said: Every time I come here to drink tea, I always think, it would be great if I didn't go to work tomorrow.

When Wu Xing mentioned this, Zhou You responded smoothly, I won't have to go to work tomorrow and it will be a good idea.

Wu Xing: You understand our Jinguan people.

After chatting for a while, the four of you asked the waiter for tea.

After a while, a bowl of tea arrived.

The waiter places a three-talent bowl in front of everyone - a lid on the top, a bowl in the middle, and a support below. It is a tea boat.

For tea bowls with lids, the lid is the sky, the support is the earth, and the bowl is the human being.

The Sancai bowl brought up by the waiter is made of blue and white porcelain.

It looks quite elegant.

Li Jingwen picked up the tea and smelled it, gently fanned it with her hands, and smelled the elegant fragrance of the jasmine tea in the Sancai bowl.

When the waiter saw this scene, he said: This is not how you smell tea.

Li Jingwen looked at the waiter and asked, What is that like?

This is how scented tea smells. The waiter picked up the tea lid and brought it to the tip of his nose. He gave it a gentle sniff and showed it to Li Jingwen, Zhou You and others.

Ah~~ Got it. Li Jingwen imitated the waiter's manner and smelled the tea, It's really fragrant.

After the waiter retired, Zhou You and Li Yan picked up bowls of tea one after another.

Zhou You twisted the tea lid and gently scraped the surface of the tea. Instantly, the tea turned up and down in the tea bowl. After taking a sip, the tea soup was light and fragrant.

When tasting tea, we should pay attention to freshness, refreshing and vitality.

Only with these three points can it be called good tea.

Lu Xun once wrote in the article Drinking Tea: To drink good tea, you need to use a covered bowl. So use a covered bowl. Sure enough, after brewing, it is clear in color, sweet in taste, slightly fragrant and slightly bitter. It is indeed a good tea.

[Taste Gaiwan tea, life points +1]

Zhou You slowly put down the Three Talents Bowl and said, I feel like this is life.

As described in Bai Juyi's poem Two Bowls of Tea:

After eating, sleep, and wake up with two bowls of tea;

Lift your head to look at the shadow of the sun, which has turned to the southwest;

People who are happy appreciate the rapid progress of the day, but people who are worried are tired of the credit;

Those who are carefree and happy will live a long and short life.

Li Yan nodded sympathetically, Jinguan people enjoy it more. It's hard to have time to relax like now when working.

Yes. Wu Xing sighed, Modern people are living a miserable life.

I drank tea for a while, chatted for a while, and listened to the chirping of cicadas.

In the summer afternoon, in the tea garden, under the shade of the trees, I felt a little sleepy while walking around.

Lying on the bamboo chair, I called out to the ear-picking master who was not far away.

When drinking tea at Fengming Tea House, how can anyone not pick out their ears?

There is a saying circulating in Jinguan City, The three greatest joys in life are to get married and rub your ears. There is another saying, The happiest life is to take a bath and get a pedicure (jio).

Master Cai'er came upon hearing the sound and asked around, How much does it cost to do this?

Thirty. said the master.

Take it out. Zhou said.

Compared to Zhou You, Li Yan was more curious, and his chatterbox attribute was turned on again, Master, how long do you keep collecting like this?

Only a few minutes, the ear-picking master said in Jinguan's words, a little longer, twelve or thirteen minutes, because one person has too much earwax, and it won't last long.

It's quite fast, Li Yan said in the unauthentic Jinguan language he had learned, After you finish digging for him, dig for me.

Yes. Master Cai'er said cheerfully.

Master Cai'er pulled a bamboo chair from the side, sat on Zhou You's right side, and turned on the headlight on his forehead.

Zhou You lay quietly on the bamboo chair.

Tilt your head slightly.

Give the right ear to the ear picker.

The ear-picking master inserted a thin and long ear scraper into Zhou You's ear hole, and gently scraped Zhou You's ear wall under the light of the searchlight on his forehead.

It felt a little itchy when traveling around at first, but I quickly got used to it and the itch turned into a kind of comfort.

How do you feel? Li Yan asked curiously.

Not bad. Zhou Yao said.

Are you comfortable? Li Yan asked.

It feels like I'm getting an ear massage. Zhou You described his feeling, It's a little comfortable.

The small ears are stuck in the ear canal as if they are tickling the ear canal.

Master's strength is very light.

The tiny scratches stimulated the sympathetic nerves around him, and he suddenly felt like an electric current was flowing through him. A numbing feeling spread from his ears to his scalp, and then spread all over his body.

Zhou You closed his eyes comfortably.

Very comfortable.

Then various kinds of ear-picking and ear-picking were performed together.

Zhou You felt that years of earwax was slowly being peeled off the ear wall and slowly being pinched out with tweezers. When you see the earwax being pinched out, the feeling of comfort and relaxation is released like a small volcano erupting instantly.

Every cell and nerve in the body relaxes.

Super decompressor.

The soft silver-needle quill stick starts to caress the auricle, and then rotates in the ear hole, stimulating the ear canal nerve, fast and slow.

The fluffy, soft goose feathers caress the eardrums and surrounding areas, making the body feel numb and numb, making it extremely comfortable.

Traveling around gives you the feeling of floating in the clouds and lying under a goose down quilt.

When the soft goose feathers were about to leave the ear canal, a melodious sound sounded in the ear cavity, and the crisp percussion of the vibrator gave the ears the ultimate relaxing performance.

[Extreme enjoyment of ear picking, life points +1]

Finished picking out one ear.

Switch to the other ear.

Traveling around was so comfortable that I almost fell asleep.

Li Yan paid close attention to the entire ear picking process. While watching the master picking ears for Zhou You, he did not forget to chat with the ear picking master.

Master, how many years have you been doing ear picking? Li Yan asked.

Twenty-one years. Master Cai'er said while working.

He is an old craftsman. Li Yan said.

Why do you feel like you are driving... You can't hear the word craftsman in Zhouyou now. What a simple title, but it was ruined by veteran drivers.

That's not true. Master Cai'er said, Cai'er is famous for being an intangible cultural heritage.

Intangible cultural heritage? Li Yan said.

Yes. The ear-picking master changed the ear-picking tool in his hand and continued to penetrate into the wandering ears.

How many ears do you need to pick out in a day? Li Yan kept talking, and I really wanted to give him an award for the best chatterbox.

Too chatty.

Thirty or forty, Master Cai'er said, It depends on the weather. The weather is better, but the rainy days are less.

There are many people drinking tea when the sun comes out. Li Yan said, It's quite profitable. Thirty yuan for one, nine hundred yuan for thirty, and one thousand and two for forty.

It's not that exaggerated. When it rains, there are a few a day, maybe a dozen. Master Cai'er was very modest.

Li Yan was quiet for a while after that.

The ear-picking master concentrates on picking ears.

After only thirty seconds of silence, Li Yan said out loud: Master, I see you picking ears, it feels like mining.

Li Yan's words instantly made Li Jingwen laugh.

This description is so picturesque...

The ears are mine tunnels.

Earwax is a mineral deposit.

Master Zai'er is a miner.

Zhou You couldn't help laughing, Li Yan, you are a fucking talent!

When I mentioned mining and traveling, the BGM automatically popped into my mind: Digging, digging, digging in the small ear canal~~~

Devil!

Zhou You immediately threw Digging and this BGM out of his head.

There's no sense of achievement in picking your ears. The ear-picking master quickly ended his service for Zhou You.

What do you say? Zhou You asked.

You're not rich in mines. The ear-picking master knows how to use tricks. He learns and sells now. He learns and applies it.

Master, please dig into my mine. Li Yan had already laid down, but it was finally my turn.

Master Miner said something, and then he came to Li Yan's side. With a searchlight on his forehead, he immediately said: Your mine is quite rich.

Zhou You, Li Jingwen, and Wu Xing laughed out loud instantly.

After all, being rich and powerful means being rich. Li Yan joked to himself with a sense of humor.

Are you redefining the idea of ​​having a mine at home? Zhou You joked.

After picking the ears, I feel refreshed!

Zhou You took a sip of tea and watched the master pick Li Yan's ears.

Change your perspective,

Watching others pick their ears is another wonderful experience.

When the ear picking master inserted the ear pick into Li Yan's ear canal, Li Yan became quiet instantly. He felt the numbness that Zhou You said, It's so comfortable, don't stop.

The master actually didn't stop.

Explain the profound things in a simple way.

Li Yan lay there with a look of enjoyment.

In an instant, Zhouyou felt that the phrase Don't stop had a sense of imagery.

Soon the ear picker used tweezers to pick out a large piece of earwax from Li Yan's ear.

We've found a big mine, said the ear-picking master.

Let me take a look. Li Yan said.

The ear-picking master brought a large piece of earwax held by the tweezers to Li Yan's eyes. Li Yan stretched out his left hand almost out of instinct, and then the ear-picking master placed the large piece of earwax in the palm of his hand.

Eh~~oh~~wow!!! Li Yan looked at the huge piece of earwax in his palm and made a sound of surprise, I often dig my ears. Is there such a big piece inside?

You can't clean it out yourself, some of it is stuck to the ear wall. said the ear-picking master.

Master, please clean it up for me, Li Yan said.

no problem.

Li Yan was dragging the huge piece of earwax in his palm. The cameraman knew how to take pictures. He came up and took a close-up of the earwax in his palm.

By the time Li Yan reacted, the cameraman had already finished shooting and ran away to continue shooting normally.

I need to cut this section. Li Yan suddenly felt sad.

If this was broadcast, not everyone would know about him, a rich generation who has a mine at home.

Zhou You, Wu Xing, and Li Jingwen laughed instantly when they saw this scene.

Zhou You couldn't help but remember that when he was a child in his previous life, he often lay on his grandmother's lap and she gently picked out his ears.

When taking out the big stuff, grandma would say, Look, it's such a big lump.

Then when I was traveling around as a child, I would also reach out and pick it up.

Then put the gold mine in the palm of your hand and admire it.

While I was thinking wow, it’s so big, I was also wondering why there was so much earwax in my ears. I also thought that I would put it in the palm of my hand to see how much it was when I finally took it out...

Then he held his treasure while enjoying grandma's ear-picking service.

It was so happy then.

When I grew up, I never lay on my grandma’s lap and asked her to pick out my ears.

Wang Jia and Xu Feifan watched this scene not far away and were amazed.

Wang Jia: I really want to try it, but suddenly my ears feel itchy.

Xu Feifan: Me too. It's very relaxing to see a big lump of earwax taken out of my ears.

Wang Jia: That's disgusting.

the other side,

Li Yan's mineral deposits are very rich, and big gold mines were mined in both ears.

When Master Cai'er completed the work,

Li Yan exclaimed: It feels so good! It feels like my ears are new.

Zhou You: Refreshing should be used to describe the feeling behind the ear.

Li Yan: Jing Wen, Wu Xing, I strongly recommend you give it a try. The feeling of refreshment and accomplishment when you dig a big gold mine is instantly overwhelming.

Wu Xing: Try?

Li Jingwen nodded, Well~~ you can't laugh.

Wu Xing: It's like a dog if you laugh.

In the following time, Li Jingwen and Wu Xing experienced ear picking one after another.

It's a pity that neither Li Jingwen nor Wu Xing produced big products.

Among the four, Li Yan is still the richest.

The four people conducted ear picking for a total of forty minutes.

Scan the QR code to pay 120 yuan.

After the ear-picking session, the four of them lay lazily on bamboo chairs, drinking tea and chatting.

Wu Xing, can you play mahjong? Li Yan suddenly asked Wu Xing.

Yes. Wu Xing said, When I was little, I often watched my mother play, so I know how to do it.

Teach me? Li Yan said.

Will Zhou You meet? Wu Xing looked at Zhou You.

Not really. Zhou You shook his head.

You can travel around in various ways of playing cards.

I haven’t played mahjong much.

Afterwards, the four of you went to the chess and card room, where the king Wu Xing led three bronze rookies to build the Great Wall.

The rules of Mahjong are not complicated.

The complicated thing is how to open the money...

The four of them spent the afternoon playing mahjong.

[Learn to play mahjong, life points +1]

Unknowingly, the sky gradually darkened.

The tea guests at Fengming Tea House gradually dispersed.

Exit with excitement.

Zhou You and others also checked out and left.

What shall we eat? Li Yanlai is serious about enjoying life.

I'll take you to eat the best hot pot in Jinguan City. Wu Xing said.

When he heard about hot pot, Li Yan's asshole tightened, and the disappearing heat seemed to reappear, and he said, Let's eat something lighter.

Wu Xing: Can't eat spicy food?

Li Yan: The big chrysanthemum is the most important thing.

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The first update is 5,000 words. The condition was not good, and it was written that I was not satisfied, so I took my time.

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